Hello, my name is Turtle Johnson. I make posts so good, that I bring back the dead.
Hiya, this is my introduction post! The bit above is just a reference to the Super Ghostbusters album by Vargskelethor - You can actually call me Plum! I’m your local turtle girl who likes to talk about silly stuff on the internet.
About me:
she/her pronouns please, though I don’t mind they/them or any turtle-themed neopronouns
You can default to feminine language when referring to me but I honestly don’t care what gendered language you use! I might not be a guy but you can call me one if it’s funny.
I am a cisgender woman
I am white
I am disabled in the physical (mitral valve prolapse, frequent disabling headaches), neurodevelopmental (ADHD), mental illness (dermatillomania, major depressive disorder), and sensory (myopia, ADHD, misophonia) departments. (wow, all four!) I’m only sharing my specific disabilities here because I feel comfortable doing so and want people to have context when I talk about them.
I’m aroace! (More specifically, sapphic-oriented bold stripe aroace. No romantic or sexual attraction whatsoever but women sure are pretty.)
I am alterhuman and a scalie! My scalesona and main kintype is a three-toed box turtle.
I do not subscribe to online discourse and therefore do not have a “DNI” list. However, I do block freely. I kindly ask that discourse be kept out of this blog. I’m a strict inclusionist and if you think things like queer microlabels, self-diagnoses, and endogenic systems are invalid and/or inherently harmful, I suggest you think about why and do some research on the subject(s).
About the blog:
I primarily post about my many interests and fandoms (see the list below). I also post the occasional art piece I make, talk about queerness, disability, and alterhumanity, and make a lot of nonsensical shitposts.
I try to keep this blog accessible as possible but it is by no means perfect. I typically won’t add include image descriptions to things I’m reblogging (I’m currently trying to get into the habit of tagging these as “undescribed” or “no ID” but the vast majority aren’t), but I do usually add IDs to my original posts. I tag common triggers (usually without a preface of “cw” or “tw”) such as blood, violence, and food. If you ever need me to tag something or make any other accessibility related changes to my blog please let me know!!
I tag pretty much all posts I make, including reblogs, with the type of post (#reblog, #plum rambles, #plum shitposts, #plums art), as well as content warnings, ships, fandoms, and characters when applicable.
There will never be explicit adult content and nothing suggestive beyond like. me laughing at “pe🅱️is” or admiring the general concept of boobs, and even that’s rare. I keep things SFW but be aware that despite my aroace-ness I am still an immature teenager.
Some things I like:
Turtles!!
Art, especially drawing and various crafts
Dungeons & Dragons
Magic the Gathering (casually)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Usagi Yojimbo
Tales from the Stinky Dragon
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rhythm games
YouTube Poops (YTPs)
My Little Pony (G4 + G3)
Game Changer + Make Some Noise (Dropout shows)
South Park - I’m not very active in the fandom anymore aside from interacting with my fandom mutuals but I was very hyperfixated on it a while back
Other sites:
I post my writing to ao3 under Pile Of Pawns
You can talk to me on discord @ pickledplums (if you send a friend request please tell me who you are if I wouldn’t already know)
Sometimes I put things on YouTube @ pickledplums
The name of my blog as well as the title of this post are references to the Super Ghost Busters album by Vargskelethor. It’s very funny and I highly recommend you check it out. My URL is practically meaningless now but it was meant to be a reference to my main persona (and the other similar characters I had made) at the time, who looks like a chess pawn.
For reference, the character in my icon is my turtlesona, Tir! You can find more art of her under the tag #tir the tortle.
Thank you for reading, and enjoy your stay!
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top five vegan dishes
1. Mapo tofu recipe from pickledplum
2. Burrito!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like you don't need a recipe for burritos, any kind lmao
3. This spaghetti Bolognese recipe I wrote out from some random Facebook video; it involves balsamic vinegar and making your own pesto but it's SO fucking good
4. Similarly, a shepherd's pie recipe I got from another video on Facebook. Mixed sweet potato and potato on top; wine and sun-dried tomatoes and shit in the 'mince'. It's really good.
5. Uh, any kind of noodles tbh. Chow mein (w vegan noodles obvs), udon, japchae, yakisoba; I fucking love noodles.
Ask me my Top 5 anything!
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