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carnalcvpid · 9 months
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the used r FINALLY coming to the UK im screaming
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hannahstinks666 · 11 months
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In order to date Gerard Way you must defeat the three of them Scott Pilgrim style
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90s-2000s-barbie · 2 months
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The Used - Lies for The Liars (2007)
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dykebluejay · 2 years
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anyone else looking pretty low, very handsome awkward or is it just me & that guy from my chemical romance
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two criminally underrated the used songs that i think are gerbert-coded: pain (lies for the liars) & cut up angels (in love and death)
i also just in general think pain is a great song for queer situationships where one partner is comfortable with their sexuality but the other super isn’t and it becomes exhausting for the comfortable one overtime?
EXHIBIT A:
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EXHIBIT B:
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i love queer readings of emo lyrics (particularly mcr the used and fob) LOL
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pretty handsome awkward syndrome. instead of brain there is pretty handsome awkward
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doingpushupsindrag · 2 months
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WHAT is the story behind the pretty handsome awkward song and mcr
(I haven’t listened to it yet)
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sickbonezg · 3 months
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Pretty, Handsome, Oh, this is Awkward
Summary: That lyric in Pretty handsome Awkard does things to me. IYKYK  Alt; Gerard vomits after Bert makes him run, and they find out things
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: vomit, swearing, emeto, hot stuff...
“C’mon Gerard….I dare ya.”
“Bert, you know I fucking can’t run worth shit. I sucked in school and I suck now…"
“That’s not the only thing you suck….” Bert smirked.
“Shut up."
Loser has to drink vodka and coke…and a gallon of milk.” 
“Fuck you, Bert."
Gerard began running down the lot Bert said 20 laps like he was some fucked up teacher that liked punishing students with laps.  Gerard felt like he was in high school again.
Bert smirked as Gerard ran his 4th lap. His boyfriend’s tummy was adorable and so full of beer and chips he wanted to see how far he could push him.
Gerard began to slow his pace by lap 12 and his guts were churning unhappily.
He stopped smiling when Gerard fell to his knees, clutching his stomach and crying.
“Gee, babe. Are you okay?"
“F..Fuck… my stomach hurts!!” Gerard moaned in pain.
Gerard retched as beer and chips splattered on the grass. He coughed and vomited as his gut ached horribly.
He clutched his stomach and cried as his tummy roiled.
“Well, Gee. You lost. time to drink up, babe.” Bert slyly smirked as he pushed the vodka and coke into Gerard’s shaking hands. 
Gerard swallowed, the vodka burning his raw oesophagus. the coke followed down to hit his sick tummy as Bert grabbed a gallon of milk. Gerard looked drunk already and he knew somewhere his last girlfriend was laughing at his expense. 
Gerard chugged the milk, his belly expanding quickly. He belched and swallowed down the last of the milk and rubbed his stomach. 
His gut gurgled and grumbled audibly as he hiccuped.
“Babe, your tummy sounds so full and angry.” 
“Bert….feel so sick, my stomach feels sick…” 
“Then puke."
“In front of you?” 
“Yeah, just hurl your guts. I’ll make sure your upset tum feels better…"
Bert pushed a hand into Gerard’s distended and roiling stomach.
“B…Bert….I- I’m gon—“ 
Gerard vomited again. 
Bert looked at Gerard’s swollen tummy and noticed another ‘problem’ in the singer’s pants.
“Gee, are you hard from puking?"
Gerard reached to conceal his boner but that upset his volatile stomach as he vomited on his lap, making his problem worse.
“I - I -“ 
“It’s okay, Gee. I think it's sexy when you puke…I mean I feel bad for making you run so much and barf up your guts, but watching you eject all that from your stomach just does something to me!"
“Bert….I thought I was the only one into y’know, vomit. It’s relieving to know I’m not the only person who gets off to vomit."
“Gee, I love you. It’s okay, if you get off to puke and I get off to puke that means we have something in common."
“Bert…I’m going to throw up again…will you make me vomit?"
“This is awkward but yeah. I will. For you, Geebear."
Gerard vomited after Bert shoved his fingers down the chubbier singer's throat, both of them moaning, one in pain the other in pleasure. 
They fell asleep on the couch, Bert rubbing Gerard’s gut as the sick singer continued to bring up his dinner and the copious liquids that had filled his tummy. 
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thecharliechip · 2 months
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"Emo music is literally about self-harm and suicide" Suddenly the Way brothers are self-harm and suicide.
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fangsup-cobrastyle · 1 year
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If I had a time machine, the first place I would go is the day "Pretty Handsome Awkward" came out so I could watch straight people talk about why it's not gay in real time.
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release-the-mccracken · 7 months
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No because hold on. Hear me out. Just listen to the beginning of both these songs. HEAR ME OUT.
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ritabuuk · 2 years
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I’ve completed a new AMV! It features the depravity and downfall of Handsome Jack from the Borderlands series, set to Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used.
Warnings for: bright flashes, eye trauma, and spoilers for Borderlands 2, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, and Tales from the Borderlands.
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srotd · 1 year
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help yourself, i hope you choke and die
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xafire-inside · 6 months
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The Used - Pretty Handsome Awkward (lyrics)
Kickin' it out
Your dream vacation Small hostage refuge A work in progress You bleed just like you puke while running a mile I beg to differ Make me an offer Warm summer rain You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Hey, are you okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward Do you feel okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward
Your market value Your resurrection (your resurrection) Your shallow concept help yourself I hope you choke and you die I know you meant it Nice fucking disguise (so hollow) Embrace the burn You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Hey, are you okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward Do you feel okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward
You look pretty low You look pretty low
Your dream vacation Small hostage refuge A work in progress You bleed just like you puke while running a mile I beg to differ Make me an offer Warm summer rain You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Hey, are you okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward Do you feel okay? You look pretty low Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay (okay)? You look pretty low Pretty low, pretty low Pretty handsome awkward
Do you feel okay? You look pretty low Pretty low, pretty low (Handsome awkward) Pretty handsome awkward
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inlovewithaspiderguy · 2 months
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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
I’m writing this Transfomers movie fanfic using a transcript and I just noticed this:
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the-the-the song?? FROM THE USED???!?!?!??!!?
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chemnections · 8 months
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https://x.com/siriuslymike/status/1699884573453434949?s=61&t=-FAQ0Hbbr4pzBYaZof040A
“Guess that guy’s name…”
“…I’m just gonna call him Gerard”
i don’t really keep tabs on the used, i usually just assume bert is looking for attention when he brings up gerard. it’s something he does periodically at this point. do you know what that guy was kicked out for?
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