#puts clown wig on

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

#the bad batch #the bad bad spoilers #tbb tech #clone trooper cody #commander cody #imperial!tech #clone cx #CX-2 #tech is alive #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #puts on clown shoes #with my clown make up on #and my clone nose #and my clown wig on #media analysis #tin foil hat #conspiracy theories #scraping the bottom of the barrel #star wars

[p-ogman]

Even if Father Garcia didn't have to use the clown costume on John, he can still put it to use-

idk i like the lineart :3

#faith the unholy trinity #john ward #lisa pearson #father garcia #faith game #john trying not to cry: i-im not scared [he is in fact scared] #it was too weird putting the clown wig on him so i had him holding it probs taking it off #cause lisa is scary when someone is messing with john <3

[honeysunzz]

ohhh the queer is baiting i fear

#911 abc #buddie #putting on my clown wig and my clown makeup and my clown shoes

[letshareapapou]

He's judging you.

#hopefully not going to put on my clown wig #but i really think hes alive #how much is left im scared for #snarky imperial tech for us tech girlies #tbb spoilers #tbb speculation #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers

[mauveflowers]

I will gleefully call Yoojin out on his delulu simpery but damn if I’m not in the exact same boat 😔 song taewon take off your shirt

#tsctir #sctir #s classes that i raised #han yoojin #hyj #song taewon #stw #at least I’m aware of my clownery #put on my fucking clown wig with dignity and grace #recent manhwa chapter like: #stw wow wow stw wow

[auroblaze]

...Now I may seem to be completing doodle pages rather than the several WIPs open but I swear I’m trying to get those done as well @v@

#digimon ghost game #gulusgammamon #gammamon #digimon #my art #auroblaze art #*puts on clown wig and nose* well. that was expected of me JFGJD

[whitesunlars]

obsessed with the fact that every time obi-wan tries not to look like a jedi he pulls up the hood of his brown cloak which is the most iconic jedi look possible

#like me putting on my red wig and saying i'm not a clown #star wars #kenobi series #kenobi spoilers #obi wan

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… clown mode

#dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #tanya thinking that the war might actually end: *the meme of someone putting on clown makeup and wig*

[shima-draws]

Me, knowing full well the chances of a PMD2 remake getting announced on the new Nintendo Direct is very low, yet is still making art for it anyway:

#JUST IN CASE. YOU KNOW??? #I've got a FEELING this time. JUST MAYBE. #Shima speaks #Pokemon #PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #EITHER WAY I will probably post the art PMD announcement or not :') #Especially bc this is the best Grovyle I've ever drawn in my life. I have PEAKED here folks #It's okay I'm already putting on my clown wig see #I'm fully prepared for a letdown. I am also prepared for a pleasant surprise #EITHER WAY I AM PREPARED IS WHAT I'M SAYING

[revenantghost]

"Join @trigunbookclub!" I said. "It'll be so much fun!" I said. "We'll have a blast reading together!" I said.

And I was right. But also.

#Trigun #TrigunBookclub #I think this reaction might actually be from vol 10 ironically enough #But I can't remember tbh #Anyway I'm putting on my clown shoes #I did this to myself #Putting on my clown makeup #Ready to read about this all week #Putting on the wig #Waiting for the mob to @ me

[fellthemarvelous]

Okay, people freaking out that CX-2 hasn't been revealed yet because the finale is going to be too late for anything to happen if it's Tech, but like, have y'all seen The Winter Soldier? Like yeah WS was revealed to be Bucky but he didn't just get over 60+ years of torture and brainwashing and immediately jump back into the fray of the good guys. He saved Steve at the very end of the movie and then made himself disappear. We never saw him join the heroes until the third Cap movie came out.

The way I see it, the CX-2 reveal happening at the very end indicates another story yet to come. We don't know how many clones have been subjected to Hemlock's torture and experimentation or for how long. Their identities are erased and the very first CX clone Captain Rex caught referred to himself as a Believer before chomping down on his electric suicide pill implant. And for some reason, that clone was immediately able to recognize him as Captain Rex.

If there's one thing that would cause an uprising, it's the clones finding out that their brothers have been sent to Hemlock for reprogramming since the Clone Wars and that's a really horrific revelation they'll have to contend with on top of the fact that all of it is already horrific to begin with. I'm pretty sure that's where they would have sent Fives if Azi hadn't told him that he heard Fives was going to be reprogrammed and his memory erased.

How many clones believed to be dead were actually being experimented on by Hemlock? There's a lot to explore there, but this is a series about the Bad Batch. We were introduced to our first CX assassin in season 2, and then we met two more this season. One who is probably Tech.

And a reveal in the series finale probably means the story is going to continue elsewhere with Captain Rex and the other clones fighting for their rights as autonomous beings in a galaxy where they have zero clone representation in the Galactic Senate. They're still property of the Empire at this point.

Maybe it's the optimist in me, but I'm not going to throw my hands up in the air and assume that the team just tricked us into thinking it was Tech so they could retain viewers. He "died" at the end of the second season in a three act series about Clone Force 99.

#the bad batch #clone force 99 #cx 2 #cx 2 is tech #clone assassins #star wars #i'll put on my clown wig if i'm wrong #but i'm not giving up hope #also please watch the winter soldier if you haven't seen it yet #actually watch the first captain america movie too so you'll understand what's going on #jennifer corbett has said winter soldier was her favorite marvel movie #and it's a damn good movie #tech tbb

[fanficmaniatic]

NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY MADE DICK HAVE A FEVER DREAM ABOUT WALLY

#its been a year since I watched that episode #*putting on my clown wig* maybe… maybe I should rewatch Young justice #but I don’t want to if I change hyperfixation now my semester will go caput #BUT I MISS THEMMMMM #dc #dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #young justice cartoon

[straycalamities]

(Dec 2021) oh right i almost forgot i was in a zine!!!

#oncelerzine #entre #truffula flu #my art #i was................i was the only one who did an au or even an askblog (puts on clown wig and stares into the mirror)

[imminent-danger-came]

Hi. I'm wondering about one thing.🤔

Are you remember I asked you if there was a possibility that the Lady bone demon was a pawn of our mysterious guest? And you said it might be a possibility. So...

So I think Mayor was created by this mystery guy. To keep an eye on the Lady bone demon. Bah! I think he even made sure she would dance to the rhythm of our mystery person's plan.

Because how is it that there were glaring differences between Mayor and Wukong when it came to body possession? Because look. Sun wukong kept fighting with lady bone demon because of course he wanted freedom. And the mayor what? Didn't he want to either? It may also be that the mayor fought at first, but eventually gave up. It might be like this. I'm not saying there's no such option.

ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Oooor it is that he was specifically created to be easily possessed. You never know when your supposedly loyal companion will suddenly stab you in the back because he was ordered to kill you because you would thwart his plan.

And those white eyes! Did no one notice that suddenly their general had eyes like that? Or maybe… maybe he had it like that from the very beginning? 😏

If it weren't like that. I don't know. (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳

Why didn't he free his lady? Damn. He literally had the key to freeing her and instead he gave it to MK.

Why doesn't anyone mention him in season 4? Or why they didn't show what happened to him in season 3?

So, I think the Mayor was 100%, completely loyal to LBD!

I think he was someone who shared LBD's ideals, and that they grew close during LBD's time as an Ivory Lady. He came to see the flaws with the emperor he served, and chose to follow someone he thought had the world's best interest in mind, selecting her as "his lady". He wanted to help LBD and destiny create a world "no longer plagued by pain".

The difference between Wukong and the Mayor is that the Mayor was possessed willingly:

Emperor: "You! Sieze this traitor, now!" Lady Bone Demon: "You'll find your Chief of War takes his directive from me now." Emperor: "You- you've been planing this from the beginning haven't you! To work your way to the top, to overthrow me! And you *turning to the mayor*, you helped her! Traitors! Deceivers!" Lady Bone Demon: "I did not deceive you. When I came into your service, my intent was to aid in perfecting this world."

(3x13 Time to Be Warriors)

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My interpretation has always been that like LBD, the Mayor worked as the Chief of War to help make the world "more perfect", or "a better place". When that wasn't the case, he had the same revelation that Azure did working under the Jade Emperor, then deciding to follow a different person of high status, aka the Lady Bone Demon (like Azure then chose to follow the Monkey King).

So quite simply, the Mayor didn't need to be controlled because he was already willing to do whatever his Lady asked of him.

When it comes to "why didn't he free his Lady if he had the key", I think part of it was that he was helping to set plans into motion. LBD was a believer in patience, and that destiny would fulfill itself "soon enough" (though she becomes distinctly impatient by the end). He didn't need to take action immediately—the pieces had to come together first.

LBD needed to collect very powerful items to create her mech, one of which was from the celestial realm itself. LBD never worked directly, always using some pawn to do it for her. She used Spider Queen and her henchmen, she used DBK, she used MK, she used Macaque, she used SWK—it's a long list. So, it's not surprising that she didn't just have the Mayor come and free her (assuming the Mayor even knew where she was before DBK found her), and it's not surprising that she didn't just bust out of her prison guns a-blazing. She worked in far subtler ways.

I've also totally wondered what happened to the Mayor post EYD! The answer to that is either it's not important, or it's not important yet—who knows, maybe he's in prison with Yellowtusk!

But other than that, I think the Mayor was just a guy who was loyal to the end.

#I don't even want to talk about why he gave the key to MK. Like why not just give it to the Demon Bull family #Why give it to MK #MK didn't know anything about the prison to unlock LBD #Why not just give it to the guys who were trying to free her anyways #Like. Seriously why give it to MK #Maybe if the Demon Bull Family had seen the mayor they immediately would have backed out. Like ''Oh god it's LBD isn't it'' #OR. There was a reason MK had to be given the key (why did it respond to him like that) and the key will be relevant later #*I am putting on a clown wig as we speak* #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk Mayor #lmk LBD #lmk analysis #asks #nataszaluiz

[ladyelainehilfur]

guys something big is brewing for Kacchako I can feel it

#*shakes nervously* #kacchako has a big moment coming soon #*puts on white foundation* #kacchako will have a full conversation #*draws on my red lipstick* #Bakugou will end up with a crush on Ochako #*puts on clown wig*

[dramarec]

I don't truly understand what's going down between Mew and Boston, but I think they should fuck about it.

#ofts #only friends #only friends the series #puts on my clown wig and conspiracy theorist tinfoil hat #what if mew is like that bc he wants boston instead #nick might not be the only one who wants to fix him