#q!philza au

[moiteneia]

G99:

Eu estou sem AUs fofinhas pra ler ~pfvr me recomendem ~ então, estarei contribuindo, espero que goste:

AU Guapoverso, mas versão policiais! (inspirado em B99): ☾

r!Roier é um dos melhores detetives da delegacia G99, não havia nenhum caso que não demorasse para solucionar ou encontrar uma resposta...Porém, havia um mistério que ele nunca foi capaz de resolver: como amadurecer? Ele vivia no antigo apartamento de seu avô, acumulando dívidas dos impostos atrasados, sempre estava atrasado e sempre acabava com problemas por não cuidar de si mesmo e, bom, por não seguir as regras (especialmente de vestimenta, pelo Santo Pepito quem gosta de usar gravata? Além do mais, os casacos de couro dele eram bem mais descolados).

Já g!Cell faz tudo seguindo as regras, competindo sempre com r!Roier pelo maior número de casos resolvidos, ele estava decidido em se tornar o servidor mais novo da história da polícia a chegar no cargo de capitão. O único problema? Ele não sabia a hora de parar. Virava noites estudando, pegava casos ao mesmo tempo e não era incomum encontrá-lo dormindo em algum canto escondido da delegacia - para não ter que sair de lá ou ele se enchia de cafeína ou dormia alguns poucos minutos por ali.

Bom, decidido a juntar o útil ao agradável, o capitão g!Philza decidiu juntar os dois para ser uma dupla, o que ele não esperava era que dali eles encontrariam muitas respostas além daquelas que precisavam para o caso.

r!Roier iria descobrir que g!Cell não é um completo chato, mas que sabia se divertir, além de o fazer ver que haviam muitas coisas na vida além das piadas, valia a pena prestar atenção às vezes e ler os casos com cuidado, ainda mais com alguém que o sabia fazer rir. E g!Cell veria que seu colega não era *só* um completo idiota, mas...Era alguém que ele poderia contar e estar junto de verdade, r!Roier não iria trair a sua confiança nem o abandonar para fazer todo trabalho, eles era o seu parceiro.

xXx ENG XxX

I'm out of cute AUs to read ~please recommend them ~ so I'll be contributing, I hope you like it:

AU Guapoverso, but police version! (inspired by B99): ☾

r!Roier is one of the best detectives at the G99 police station, there was no case that didn't take long to solve or find an answer... However, there was a mystery that he was never able to solve: how to mature? He lived in his grandfather's old apartment, accumulating debts from back taxes, he was always late and always ended up in trouble for not taking care of himself and, well, for not following the rules (especially regarding clothing, for Santo Pepito, who likes to wear tie? Besides, his leather coats were much cooler).

Now g!Cell does everything by the rules, always competing with r!Roier for the most cases solved, he was determined to become the youngest employee in the history of the police to reach the position of captain. The only problem? He didn't know when to stop. He spent all night studying, taking on cases at the same time and it wasn't uncommon to find him sleeping in some hidden corner of the police station - so he wouldn't have to leave there or he would fill up on caffeine or sleep for a few minutes there.

Well, determined to combine the useful with the pleasant, Captain g!Philza decided to bring the two together to be a duo. What he didn't expect was that from there they would find many answers besides those they needed for the case.

r!Roier would discover that g!Cell is not a complete bore, but that he knew how to have fun, in addition to making him see that there were many things in life besides jokes, it was worth paying attention sometimes and reading the cases carefully, even more so with someone who knew how to make him laugh. And g!Cell would see that his colleague wasn't *just* a complete idiot, but...He was someone he could truly count on and be with, r!Roier wouldn't betray his trust or abandon him to do all the work, he is his partner.

#q!cellbit #qsmp cellbit #headcanon #q!roier #guapoduo #spiderbit #AUGuapoduo #q!philza au #qsmp roier

[sweetstove]

Philza Highschool AU

#myart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #q!philza #qsmp philza #philza qsmp #qsmp highschool au

[phelbeez]

Guardian

#🫧qsmz archive #mcyt fanart #gambitsart #mcyt #qsmp fanart #philza #philza fanart #philza minecraft #qsmp philza #qsmp art #qsmp au #qsmp #tubbo mcyt #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #tubbo fanart #q!tubbo #q!philza #hardcore duo #hardcoreduo

[ghostatrandom]

More qsmp sketch dump, but this is more especific cause it started as me just saying: "jaja, q!Philza got got by the feds years ago". Then The Purgatory happened and I said: "fuck it, caged birds au and Baghera and Philza where found family, and Jaiden is still bluebird cause I can!" ... but then canon happened and it may be that their lore is connected so yeah you could say I'm an bird lore fanatic, a bit autistic yeah-

#fanart #art #sketch #drawing #my art #digital art #qsmp #qsmp jaiden #qsmp philza #qsmp baghera #q!philza #q!baghera #q!jaiden #caged birds au #bird lore qsmp #art dump

[oraneaesart]

Just a little comic based off my idea for a Philever coffee shop au! I have been thinking about this au for SOOO long.

#fanart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #comic #q!philza #q!forever #qsmp shipping #sugarduo coffee shop au #q!sugarduo #my art

[greenteabelle]

feeling some type of way about q!philza talking about his wings healing . 

as an immortal who has roamed the earth for centuries , q!philza knows how to adapt to his surroundings . against the blazing sun , thunderous rain , snowy blizzards and harsh winds , his wings have gotten used to adjusting to each type of weather no matter where he goes . 

then he wakes up feverish and sweaty on the train to quesadilla island , immediately aware of the sudden loss of weight off his back . he doesn't know what the federation did to his wings , how rough they must have been as they snipped his feathers this way and that , but it did the job . 

now bony and crooked , his wings are useless . 

so he binds them with bandages , eyes red-rimmed from tears , and keeps them hidden securely under his cloak . he pulls himself together and does what he has always done best : move on . 

when he meets chayanne , his wonderful , lovable son , he makes sure that the bandages are just tied a bit tighter . 

because when he is faced with the starry-eyed gaze of wonder for each heroic tale he spins before chayanne's bedtime , he can't bear to tell him the truth . chayanne doesn't need to know how far he's fallen from grace . 

how pathetic he's become . 

but he makes do with life , as he always does , and takes full advantage of the surprising resourcefulness of the island . 

the paragliders . then the tridents . then the grappling squok . the last one still freaks him out with its sounds , but he keeps one on him at all times . 

anything to feel that rush of wind blowing against his hair , the weightless moments in the vast blue sky . 

then he wakes up in purgatory with the other islanders , not a single item in his possession , and he does the only thing he can do .

survive . 

that alone is hard enough to accomplish , especially when there's a group of misfits looking to him for directions as the island does its very best to get rid of them . despite the odds stacked heavily against them , he is anything but a man who lacks faith . 

so they run as swiftly as they can , fight as desperately as possible , hide as discreetly as they're able .  

over the course of two days , q!philza finds himself standing up for members he's barely interacted with and stepping in with a fierce determination when they're threatened . 

somehow , in the shittiest place imaginable , q!philza has found himself another family to protect . maybe it's the adrenaline , fueling his desperation to finally have a family he can protect . maybe it's the habitual indulgence , finding himself fond over their amusing antics in the face of danger .

whatever it is , it makes him decide to trash the bandages that have grown worn and tattered and leave his wings hanging limply but exposed . 

because in such a fucked up world , who the fuck cares about ugly wings anyway ? 

the members notice , particularly q!jaiden and q!baghera , but they don't ask questions . 

slowly adjusting to the ever-changing obstacles that the island throws at them , they keep pushing and pushing and pushing . things get better . they always do . 

but sometimes … things are too much . 

sometimes there are one too many disasters . 

sometimes there are one too many altercations . 

sometimes there just isn't much hope left to go on . 

the first time one of those moments happen , q!philza finds q!jaiden and q!baghera still awake despite the late hour , huddled close to a campfire and their eyes dazed from fatigue . they're unusually quiet and twitch ever so often as the flames dance dangerously close to them . before he can stop himself , he asks them a question . 

“ could i preen your feathers ? ”

their matted wings haven't escaped his notice even since day one , but he didn't want to overstep at the time . perhaps even now he's overstepping , so he scrambles to retract his question with an awkward excuse , only for them to nod quickly without a moment's hesitation . 

so he shows them the ropes , and guides them through each step he takes as he handles their feathers with painstaking care . 

he also doesn't ask why they don't know how to do it themselves . 

just as he's done with both of their wings , he fully expects them to go to sleep immediately , finally finding some peace in the midst of constant chaos . what he doesn't expect , is for them to ask if they can do the same to his wings . 

his broken , pathetic wings . 

his first instinct is to refuse , as kindly as possible of course , but when he's met with the poorly disguised nervousness on their faces , what else can he do but say yes ? so he agrees , going against every instinct in his body for exposing the weakest part of himself to others . 

and when they touch the first feather , q!philza physically restrains himself from swiping at their throats with his sword , digging his nails into his palms with a white-knuckled grip . as they continue , he can't quite conceal the violent shudder down his spine , but it gradually resides that by the time he finally has the sense to check on them , he's horrified by the sight of blood on their hands . 

he immediately fusses over them , the guilt over not warning them beforehand about the razor sharp edges of his feathers making him sick to his stomach , but they only grin brightly . 

“ didn't we do a good job , philza ? look at your wings ! ”

sure enough , his wings look better . 

it's still tattered and utterly useless , but they do look better . 

“ you did great . let's find some bandages for your cuts and i'll teach you how to avoid hurting yourself in the future . ”

the next day , the three of them look the most rested they have ever been since the day they stepped foot on this island . 

so it becomes a thing . every night before they turn in , q!philza helps them clean their feathers and they do the same for him . eventually , q!cellbit , q!foolish and q!charlie join them when their curiosity is too obvious to ignore . their movements are clumsy and inexperienced , yet their touches are gentle . 

a new routine is thus added to each member's day , though it feels as natural as if they've been doing it since day one . 

one day , q!philza is gathering resources with q!etoiles for the team , when the latter makes an off-handed remark . 

“ by the way , phil , your wings look cooler than before . ”

“ aww , thanks mate . ”

then the words really hit him . 

slowly , q!philza extends his wings forward and sure enough , they look different now . there's visibly more feathers than before , almost covering his bones completely , and even a faint gradient sheen on them . his wings feel solid now , not just hollow reminders of what they once were . 

they look familiar now . 

when he sees the secretive smiles his members share as they see him spread his wings a little more , a feeling of overwhelming fondness fills his heart . how does he thank them ? how does he show how grateful he is for having members as wonderful as them ? 

he plans . 

every night , after their preening session and everyone has gone to bed , he sits on the edge of his bed , which is really just a straw mat , and spends just a bit extra time to stretch his wings and preen those feathers . there’s hope blooming in his chest , for the first time in a long time , and he persists . 

then on the final day of battle , q!philza spreads his wings . 

across the expanse of the blood red sky , he soars .

#quackity smp #qsmp #philza #q!philza #i hate the tumblr app for not having an auto-save feature #i had to rewrite this entire thing and it ran a bit from me #a q!philza au that's finally not angsty ? shocking !

[scheepstep]

Veterans AU where Phil is a successful farmer, and Fit is his old friend that also wants to take a shot at farming

Fit has no idea what he's doing and won't take advice, and Phil is STRESSED by him

#qsmp #qsmp au #stardew valley au #philza #q!philza #fitmc #q!fit #veterans duo

[c0rv1dco]

DAY 211 OF DRAWING PONK UNTIL HES ADDED TO THE QSMP!

@routeriver @goooser @evren-sadwrn @bdaycheesecake @plnetl @snails-are-made-of-jelly @kuprisunshka

self indulgent sunday! Percy jackson au death family anyone?

#qsmp chayanne #qsmp missa #q philza #qsmp philza #q!missa #q!phil #q!philza #q!chayanne fanart #q!chayanne #qsmp fanart #qsmp #percy jackson au #percy jackson #death family

[31nightshade]

( context if your new to my everything Phil is a traditional goth (or 80"s goth) and missa is a scene kid ( or simply colorful emo)

(contexto si eres nuevo en todo esto, Phil es un gótico tradicional (o un gótico de los 80) y missa es una chica de escena (o simplemente una emo colorida)

Phil looking a some lipsticks trying to choose between a dark red or black: hay mIs-

Missa with 20 pairs of fuzzy leg warmers: PHiLzA LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!

Phil: Oh not again mate.

Missa: Phil look at this one ITS SO CUTE ( orange and yellow with little ducks)

Phil: missa you already have a pair in those colors- sigh

Missa: please Phil! 🥺

Phil: alr alr your paying for everything tho.

Español Translation.

Phil mirando unos labiales tratando de elegir entre rojo oscuro o negro: hay mIs-

Missa con 20 pares de calentadores peludos: PHiLzA ¡MIRA LO QUE ENCONTRÉ!

Phil: Oh, otra vez no, mate

Phil: Aunque todavía estás pagando por todo.

Phil: Aunque todavía estás pagando por todo.

Missa: Phil, mira este, ES TAN LINDO (naranja y amarillo con patitos)

Phil: señorita ya tienes un par en esos colores- suspiro

Missa: ¡por favor Phil! 🥺

#pissa #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #philza #qsmp #q!missa #philza minecraft #qsmpshipping #death duo #deathduo #nighshades au🌛

[lovethatmakingcoffee]

Small town au stuff

Philza is kindhearted yet oddly knowledgeable and mysterious resident who seems wiser beyond his years and may or may not be a witch. Especially questionable is that giant ass hat of his. Maybe a witch. He is retired and has a suspiciously large income, and somehow knows how to fly a plane?!! Maybe a retired vet or spy? Its undetermined. Or maybe just your basic crop duster. He does talk about potatoes a lot for some reason.

Foolish, your local cop and sheriff. The heart throb of the police department and kind of the definition of abuse of power (but only when its funny). He'll probably let you off for speeding or doing donuts in corn fields. His previous job was the town's major architect, which he still builds sometimes, but wanted to harass random people as a police officer for a new temporary occupation.

Quackity, the emotional weirdo teacher who's got attachment issues out the wazoo. He is sweet, but spirals sometimes. Its been rumored that he's been beaten up by Phil's kid for reasons unexplained.

Wilbur, of course, the aspiring musician. Gets confused a lot for other famous people, but plays at events when he's home. Loves his kid, but has been gone for most of the year and feels insecure for not calling her as much.

Jaiden, the town's lawyer who is rolling in it. She wins a lot of her cases and maybe does some of the illegal legwork to prove her client's innocence or the accused guilty. She does a lot of investigating with Foolish and has a key to the polices archive room. She has gotten noise complaints about her two loud birds.

Forever, a new resident along with the other Brazilians who all live in his giant pink Barbie house until Cellbit moves out to get married. Forever quickly gains popularity among the town's residence and becomes mayor of Quesadilla Town. He has been chasing after Philza this whole time, but there are whispers that he has a thing for the local pastor.

Badboyhalo, the priest, which Forever has remarked that's probably the strangest one out of the town's peoples names but it fits. Bad is a strangely wealthy and knowledge priest. His face is always masked by shadows and a hood. He always appears out of nowhere and seems to derive amusement from spooking the other residents. Forever thinks that's cute.

Roier, from Jaiden's platonic roommate to Cellbit's husband, man has never had a job and is just a trophy roommate/husband. Always physically fit, the life of the party and if the town had a best looking competition, he'd be at least top 5. Spends his day working out and is often seen on long runs in the woods. He may or may not be the one always finding weird things on his runs. Like a random artifact or an unfamiliar body.

Cellbit, town's journalist. Always looking for clues on the strange going ons and always has one of those huge boards with photos, tacks, and red thread. Man hardly sleeps and is running on six cups of coffee a day. Get him some water.

Fit, he owns of course Fit's Fitness. The sexiest personal trainer in the county and has a prosperous business. Him and Phil are somehow friends, and he weirdly seems to know things he shouldn't. Has been seen fraternizing with the weird agents that come through town and cover stuff up.

Baghera is another school teacher in Quesadilla town. She is the funnier one but also there seems to be an immense sadness to her. She avoids any special agent from the Cucurucho Factory.

Etoiles is a mysterious vigilant who fights suspicious figures and deadly monsters in the night. He's kind of the ex machina of the town and can be found lurking in the back alleys. He may or may not be a clerk at your local giftshop.

Cucurucho is an interesting and strange character, a business man in a white suit wearing a bear mask at all times. He runs the Cucurucho Institution along with its factory and seems to hold some bizarre legal authority over the town. He also has connections in the hospital and school and all around is just a sketchy person. He has many of his underlings do his bidding around town and they have been seen dumping chemicals in the river and interrogating certain residents.

Pac is your new local gym teacher and has stolen the town's physical trainer's heart. They've been having a cute shy will they won't they. It's extremely obvious to the whole town. He is best friends with the mad scientist science teacher Mike. And they get up to shenanigans. And for a gym teacher, the guy sure is smart and knows a lot of ways to build things. He's like the ultimate package!

Missa is Phil's platonic husband who is always away on business trips. He shows up into town for about a week then has to head out again to do business related business. He is jealous of Phil's love interests but also won't deny how hot they are and that also makes him insecure.

Charlie is the troubled baker/conessieur in town. He always has a creepy smile about him when you ask what's in his food, but he's just screwing with you and its actually delicious. He has been seen dragging huge lumpy bags with red liquid pouring out of it and swears it's just strawberry jam. Turns out if you licked the floor, it is. His favorite dessert to make is green jello.

Tubbo is the weird little mechanic that is always putting bizarre attachments to your vehicle and making odd do dads in his spare time. No one knows where he got his mechanic license, but no one mentions that he's probably doing this illegally cause of his sweet deals.

Mouse is a famous vtuber who may be working with the occult on the side for the funsies. Is she running a cult? Perhaps. But it would be funny if she did. Anyways she has a lovely home and gives lots of her money as donations to less sketchy hospitals.

#Qsmp #Quackity smp #Small Town au #Philza #Forever #Foreverplayerg #Qsmp forever #Qsmpforever #Q!forever #Wilbur soot #missasinfonia #Fitmc #Pactw #Mikelink #Quackity #badboyhalo #Baghera #slimecicle #Charlie #Jaiden #jaiden animations #Roier #Cellbit #Tubbo #Ironmouse #Fitpac #Sugarduo #Philever #4halo #Eclipseduo

[legendaryblueoranges]

Disappearances Under Watchful Eyes

This comic is a little bit filler, but none the less important to what will happen next... Oh and here's the big surprise I promised:

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE COMICS LEFT!!! I will soon make the 'Finale' poster!

I hope you enjoyed the comic!

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

#art #legendaryblueoranges #qsmp #comic #qsmp fanart #mcyt #qsmp comic #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #q!tubbo #tubbo underscore #tubbo art #tubbo fanart #tuburucho #tuburucho qsmp au #tuburucho tubbo #tuburucho au #qsmp fitmc #q!fitmc #q!fit #qsmp pac #q!pactw #q!philza #qsmp philza #philza #philza minecraft #pactw #fitmc #qsmp quackity #q!quackity

[eggflippo]

various guys

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #qsmp foolish #q philza #q forever #q foolish #>art #brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i hate designing characters i just draw them the same regardless of au/version #had to put some clothes on foosh tho idk

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Time to use the full power of nerd for this post.

QSMP COUPLES AS DND CHARACTERS (PT.1)

Why couples you ask? Cause I'm lazy that's why. Also, I'm pretty sure people way more knowledgeable than me have done this before but this just for my own fun :)

-- (Part 2) (Part 3)

For this post in particular we're focusing on PISSA

Missa: Oh, our poor wet cat. You don't understand how much I debated making him a tabaxi but at the end of the day the skeleton iconography is too strong. So, Undead Missa! More specifically a Reborn, because it allows for him to be a full-on skeleton and they have a whole thing about losing long stretches of time from their memory and come on. As for class, Bard feels obvious but College of Satire gives it that "wet cat" feel we were missing by having their entire skill set based on dumb luck and stumbling around.

Philza: Now, THIS ONE was hard. Aarakocra and Kenku were both deeply tempting but nothing makes more sense for The Angel of Death than an Aasimar. More specifically a Protector Aasimar, what with their short-use divine wings and their labor to guard the weak and strike down evil. Makes sense, right? Class was also very hard to decide, but among many options, Paladin kind of makes the most sense. A Paladin with an Oath of the Ancients plays really well with q!Phil's connection to the higher beings of his HC4 world and Mumza.

Now please imagine this semi-divine man imbued with great power by his direct connection to higher beings, being hopelessly endeared by the silliest skeleton court jester and... well, yeah, that's basically them.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp pissa #pissa #death duo #pissa au #q!philza #q!missa #I'm interested to see if anyone violently disagrees about any of these #but once again this is DEEPLY self indulgent asdafaasd #I also have thoughts about Chay and Lullah but don't have enough braincells for that rn #maybe later #d&d au #d&d qsmp #dnd au #dnd qsmp

[phelbeez]

Rough landing, but at least you're safe.

#🫧qsmz archive #mcyt fanart #gambitsart #mcyt #qsmp fanart #philza #philza fanart #philza minecraft #qsmp philza #qsmp art #hardcoreduo #hardcore duo #qsmp tubbo #tubbo mcyt #tubbo fanart #tubbo #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp au #q!tubbo #q!philza

[sweetstove]

my Philza and Wilbur designs for my fantasy au!!!

Phil is quite the scary man! Wilbur ran away in hopes of finally escaping his kingdom, and to learn about the world. He does not plan to come back(And! He is very close with prince Roier!!!)

#Philza misses him dearly:( #myart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #fantasy au #q!philza #qsmp philza #philza qsmp #q!wilbur #qsmp wilbur #wilbur qsmp

[cosmic-d1ce]

Yk how Forever was banned in Phil's chat since 2019

Hc that Q!Forever has had his eye on Q!Phil for years

He first noticed that he looked a lot like Brunim and then got interested in him. He got Phil's number and started texting him and got blocked, never changed his number, and when he tried to message Phil when they met on qsmp he was still blocked

The messages were gone so Phil had no idea why Forever's number was blocked and guessed it was someone else's number before

#q!forever #q!philza #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #This also goes with the hc that they were also streamers/ccs before qsmp #Not like they are here its different bc mc #Like phil would stream himself building in hardcore but itd be like hes actually building bc mc #Yk #This makes sense to me #I love them #Forphil #Philever #Forever player #Philza #forever x philza #Forever my love au