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slythereen · 8 months
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hey christian horner do you remember how you were talking about mclaren forcing daniel to alter his own driving style little by little and destroying his talent and how heinous they were to do such a thing and thank god rbr saved him. remember that
anyway totally unrelated: wouldn’t it be great if charles leclerc didn’t have to fight his car every week
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molliemoo3 · 3 months
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If Alex leaves a team that clearly loves and appreciates him, for a team that threw him away like he was nothing, I think I'll commit a crime
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schumiatspa · 8 months
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I think we all know what "special event" Seb is planning for Suzuka
He is finally proposing to Lewis
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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months
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2009 Italian Grand Prix - Rubens Barrichello & Jenson Button
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formulalexi · 2 years
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he ate y’all up in 2017 
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goatseb · 2 years
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effervescentdragon · 2 years
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EVERYONE LOOK AWAY EVEN THE BUTTS ARE MORE APPEALING IN DARK BLUE 😭
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gcsly · 1 year
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lets talk abt it :)
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estiebestieban · 1 year
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the alpine lads might be clowns, but at least they’re not petty towards each other and they can actually scrap without unfollowing each other on social media <3
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multifandomgirl08 · 6 months
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Wedding Headcanon [Mini Verstappen Series]
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Dad!Max Verstappen x Wife!Reader (Established Relationship)
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Format: Headcanon/Social Media
Summary: Headcanons from Max and the Reader's wedding. Social Media posts from during their honeymoon.
Warning(s): N/A
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The wedding was with about 100 people there (Maybe slightly over, who's really counting)
The whole grid came. + Sebastian came but didn't RSVP until the last possible minute.
Christian, Geri, and most of the engineers from RBR ended up coming (ex. GP, Calum, Jonathan, and Hannah), those who weren't able to make it sent Max their congratulations
Lewis ended up sitting on Y/N’s side of the aisle instead of Max’s.
Y/N was nervous to walk down the aisle but talking to Sophie helped calm her down
“Sophie,” Y/N said to her as they walked hand in hand before the music started playing for her to walk down the aisle. “I just want to thank you. Thank you for raising Max the way that you did, and being there for him when Nico came into his life.”
You could see that Sophie was starting to tear up a bit. “My son loves you, and my grandson too. I couldn’t have asked for a better wife to my son even if I had a hand in choosing her myself.”
Victoria ends up being Y/N's Maid of Honor
Max did end up crying when Y/N came walking down the aisle
Her dress was custom-made, and she wore ivory instead of the traditional white
Daniel tried to joke that he lost the rings when the officiant asked for them. Max ended up just laughing before Daniel slipped them into his hand.
There is a section of Y/N's wedding vows to Nico
Nico ended up crying into the skirt of her dress not wanting to let go of her during the rest of the ceremony
Max ends up spending the first few moments of his vows stumbling over his words before reaching for Y/N's hand, needing to feel her to ground him back to just her
Lando offers to DJ the wedding reception as his wedding present, and he would have if Martin hadn't already agreed to do it months before
Daniel made the best best man speech known to man with just the right amount of jokes. His speech ended with,
"But I digress, Y/N, you make Max so happy and have become an integral part of his family. I hope Max, that you know how lucky you are to have her in your life." Daniel lifted his champagne glass. "To many more years for the two of you, to Mr. and Mrs. Verstappen."
Victoria kept her Maid of Honor speech rather short but welcomed you into the family and joked with Max that if he screwed up she got to keep you in the divorce
Max laughed before giving Y/N a questionable look as if to say, Something I don't know about? Before breaking out into a smile knowing that Victoria is joking
Max quickly interjected, "I don't plan on letting that happen." before lifting her hand and lightly kissing the back of it
Everyone drank from their glasses and Nico and Victoria's boys got glasses of sparkling apple cider
Nico ends up cutting in during Max and Y/N's first dance
On the cake topper, the groom is in a race suit instead of a tux
Y/N ends up shoving Max's face into the wedding cake after it was cut
Halfway through the evening, Daniel ended up stealing the photographer's camera and started taking candid photos of everyone
Max and Y/N leave the day after the wedding, Nico staying with Sophie until both you and Max get back from you're honeymoon
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ynverstappen My travel buddy
oscarpiastri Don't know where you're going but can you bring me back a keychain?
landonorris Keychain? I'm surprised that Y/N is even posting on her IG
lewishamilton Enjoy the honeymoon guys 🏝️ 🏞️
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fan50 I want what she has...
agirlsguidetof1 Officially not allowed to gatekeep shirtless photos of Max anymore
Feb 3, 2025
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ynverstappen Before dinner, during and after
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raquel.james OMG! So cute!! 💘💘
formu14leclerc How do all of her photos maintain the same aesthetic?
girlonthxgrid 😍😍 They are the best couple!
Feb 7, 2025
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verstappen1.jpg Being with you is simply lovely
ynverstappen ❤️❤️❤️
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fan97 These photos feel like they're straight out of a Vogue shoot
fan47 Max pulled out the Simply Lovely. I'm Dead!
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maxverstappen1 To share everything with you.
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fan60 Max double posting on two accounts in the span of a day
fan85 I know it's their honeymoon, but Max is gatekeeping all of the gorgeous pictures of Y/N for himself
Feb 9, 2025
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whewchilly · 9 months
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2016 Spanish Grand Prix 📷 Clive Mason
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tyrannosaurus-maxy · 7 days
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🔈🔊 Maxy & his boys 🔊🔈
My entry for #MaxFest2024! Made to celebrate Max and all his various pairings (ft. a 20 second outro dedicated to Max's WAP because I kept finding filthy REAL LIFE quotes).
how many max pairs can you count in here? the list + something i like about them can be found under the cut:
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Fernando: Fernando adopting a child when he first came into the paddock when everyone else was 🔪🔪. Also part of Max's old man collection
Charles: equally competitive equally deranged underneath the clothes they are the same
Carlos : baby's first situationship
Daniel: Peacock!Daniel and then Max going 🤩
Martin: dutch boys growing up famous together
GP: that commanding voice + max listening so beautifully when push comes to shove. you can't convince me that isn't brat max. old(er) man #2
Lando: gen z streamers!!
Nico H: come on anyone calling Max "hot stuff", "honey", "little pancake" gets rights
Liam: No words just the heart-eyes Liam makes when he sees max
DC: of course he fucked that old man (#3)
the RBR garage: I still remember the glory days of the 2022 RBR g******* it's still an annual tradition now
Checo: sometimes cute sometimes fun sometimes strangely horny
George: there's a tension there. also winning mentality 😭
Oscar: talented boys who collectively give no fucks
Lewis: can you forget the nipple piercing jokes the podium champagne spraying
Alex: i miss them hating on marketing together
Luke Crane: probably not the only person who has said he wants to make love to max to his face. on live stream. but may be the only guy max has offered to spank. on live stream.🧐
Team Redline: all the shenanigans, always chaos on stream
and of course Boy Car: the bestest boy out of all of them
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If you've stayed this long, tell me who is your favourite max pair?
Many thanks to Jo and Jam for their patience in watching me learn how to edit on a new program just for this 1 minute long video. And to bean for organising the fest!
I hope you guys enjoy!
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vettelsvee · 1 month
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HISTORY SERIES
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tr / rbr / ferrari / am seb x race engineer fem oc ⋆ documentary style with a total of 15 seasons, each one with its own plot (pay attention to warnings at the beginning of each chapter!)
if you wanna be tagged feel free to comment! feedback, as well as reblogs, are truly appreciated <3
started: APR 7TH 2024 currently status: on going! | last updated: april 14
© VETTELSVEE (2024). please, do not steal, copy or translate my works. thanks for reading!
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JULY 2022. Four-time Formula 1 champion, Sebastian Vettel, announces his retirement by the end of the 2022 season via his recently created Instagram account. The main reason behind this important decission? The necessity of being close to his wife, his kids and, especially, not missing key moments in their lives.
However, around the German's mind there is an idea that, even if it is a bit contradictory to his beliefs of having a private personal life, it is required due to the hard criticism both him and his wife, Diana, had to face during their whole carreers, especially at the beginning of them and, of course, when they both met. 
There was no doubt that, even people loved Sebastian and Diana Vettel, better known as the paddock royalty, they were during years the villains of a story full of secrets, lies and manipulation.
prologue: i hereby announce my retirement
TORO ROSSO
2008 SEASON 1: MEETING
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Where Diana decides to give a chance to the world she has dreamed about since she was a child, without knowing that not only will she meet her future husband, but also that carving out a place in Formula 1 is not as easy as she definitely already imagined, especially being a woman, an university student and intern of the Toro Rosso internship.
part 1: meeting
part 2.1: first victory (part 1)
part 2.2: first victory (part 2)
part 3: do you really want us to try?
part 4: i wanna be there, with you
part 5: you'll find me in the stars
REDBULL RACING
2009 SEASON 2: SHE'S NOT HANNA
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It is a fact that Diana and Sebastian are becoming closer. Both of them are beginning to see each other as something more than just friends, hiding their feelings, but the weight of the secret that Seb has a girlfriend looms over them. Will the golden boy be able to be honest with the girl he seems to be obsessed about, Diana, and her girlfriend, Hanna, or will some consequences of that secret be the tip of the iceberg of the ruin of the RedBull intern's life?
part 1: this is the least i could do
part 2.1: she's not hanna
part 2.2: happy birthday, di!
part 3: so... you're going
part 4: why have you lied to me?
part 5: rosberg, is this a date?
part 6: i forgive you, seb
2010 SEASON 3: LEAVE
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description coming soon because there are huge season 2: she's not hanna spoilers
part 1: i never hid I was dating *spoilers*
part 2: stop talking shit about her
part 3: i wish you left
part 4: you're on your own, kid
part 5: you're not hanna, and never will be her
part 6: this is why no one loves you
part 7: talent or just a nice face?
part 8: leave
2011 SEASON 4: HOW YOU GET THE GIRL
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description coming soon because there are huge season 3: leave spoilers
part 1: oops, he did it again
part 2: how you get the girl
part 3: everything is a thousand times better with you
part 4: hold on to hope
part 5: this feels like family
part 6: this is much better than driving, seb
part 7: is history repeating itself?
part 8: the sunshine of my life
2012 SEASON 5: THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT US
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description coming soon because there are huge season 4: how you get the girl spoilers
part 1: kimi, you're our only hope
part 2: let's make birthday sex a tradition
part 3: alonso, don't say anything
part 4: i trusted you, webber
part 5: mum, you should move with dad
part 6: you say sorry just for show
part 7: we're dating
2013 SEASON 6: LET'S PLAY A LOVEGAME
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description coming soon because there are huge season 5: they don't know about us spoilers
part 1: fuck multi 21, i wanna fuck you
part 2: stay calm and let me eat you out
part 3: we have to remember this days
part 4: she's pregnant
part 5.1: life and death: death
part 5.2: life and death: life
2014 SEASON 7: HER NAME IS EMILY
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description coming soon because there are huge season 6: let's play a lovegame spoilers
part 1: congratulations!
part 2: runaway baby
part 3: your body, your choice
part 4: we're having a baby
part 5: you have to take a break
part 6: first baby's first party
part 7: her name is emily
part 8: wildest dreams
part 9: you're not fucking leaving
FERRARI
SEASON 8 (2015), SEASON 9 (2016), SEASON 10 (2017), SEASON 11 (2018), SEASON 12 (2019) AND SEASON 13 (2020) TBA
ASTON MARTIN
SEASON 14 (2021) AND SEASON 15 (2022) TBA
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folkloresthings · 9 months
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DID NOT KNOW YOU WRITE FOR SEB TOO!!
rbr!seb x reader who is actually so nice and sweet and innocent, but then seb is a little bitch who keeps making fun of her (all in good intentions bcz he has a crush on her) but then one day goes too far and reader starts crying and he freaks out lol (fluff + mild angst)
Sry this is long <3
sorry i LOVE this idea
SWEET OR SOUR. ❨ sebastian vettel x reader ❩
sweet as sugar — that’s what people always said when they talked about you. and since you arrived in the paddock, it was what everyone thought. you never had a bad word to say about anyone, you treated every person you came across with perfect humility and kindness.
and while, yes, you were perhaps a little green and naive, you were eager. red bull liked your enthusiasm, it made you the perfect intern.
however, you faced one problem: sebastian vettel. he was red bull’s primary driver, a very good one, and he found great satisfaction in teasing you. your innocence had attracted him the second he’d met you — a new victim for his fun. besides, you were very pretty.
“nice sweater,” he greeted you, glancing at the woollen sheep along the hem. you’d thought it was quite cute when you bought it, but the embarrassment that sebastian brought made it look like the ugliest thing ever. in truth, sebastian thought you looked adorable in it.
a few days later, you had thrown your hair quickly into two plaits for ease, keeping it out of your face. sebastian tugged on them at least seven times during the day, when you were trying to work or concentrate. it was laughable, the sight of the two of you mirroring children on a playground.
in spain, the weather was hotter than you’d expected and you had to resort to wearing the little summer dresses you had packed. sebastian spotted you the second you entered the garage. your legs on show, the dress showing off your body perfectly, sweat from the hot day beading on your forehead. his chest suddenly felt incredibly tight.
still, he’d found multiple things to tease you on during the day. forgetting a cup of coffee, spilling said coffee, not being able to reach the shelf you needed. if there was something he could make fun of you for, he’d find it.
it, and the heat, had rattled you a little. so much so that, in your briefing with christian, you’d tripped up and made a mistake in the notes. one that, if the team principal hadn’t caught it, would mean disaster for the race. thankfully, he had, and wasn’t too hard on you for it.
sebastian took a different stance.
“close one,” he hissed, when you were alone. your cheeks hadn’t cooled down yet, hurrying to double check absolutely everything before it got taken. “i’m surprised christian didn’t shout at you in front of everyone. he probably will soon, especially when you make more mistakes. you’re bound to, after all.”
his usual teasing had come at a bad time, or maybe his usual teasing had turned mean. but he didn’t go any further, freezing when he heard you sniffle. when he looked at you, spotting the hot tears spilling down your cheeks, he could have punched himself.
“fuck, no. don’t cry,” sebastian panicked, hurrying to grab a nearby napkin and force it into your hand. awkwardly, he rested a hand on your shoulder, which you quickly shoved away.
“why do you hate me?” you whispered, looking up at him. your brows furrowed, eyes wide and wet, and he sighed. “i’ve only ever been nice to you, and you go out of your way to make my life here hell. why?”
“i don’t hate you,” sebastian admits, slumping against the wall beside you. he wants nothing more than to reach out and dry your tears, to hold you close and make it all up to you. “the opposite, actually.”
it takes a moment, but it finally clicks, and your mouth falls open a little. he liked you? you’d always thought he was handsome, but his behaviour hadn’t exactly pointed to romance.
“i know i went about it wrong. like some seven year old boy who thinks being mean gets you the girl,” sebastian rubs at his eyes, straightening up when you walk over to him. “i’m sorry. i really am.”
“you’re an idiot,” you whisper, and sebastian chuckles.
“i think that’s the first mean thing you’ve ever said to me,” he muses. “and i deserve a lot worse.”
he finally touches you then, palms resting on your cheeks and smoothing along your skin. you lean into them, somewhat glad of some affection.
“forgive me?” he pleads, flashing his most charming smile.
“hm. kiss me and i’ll decide.”
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tommydarlings · 1 year
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pairing: mean!dom!rbr!sebastian x sub!horner!reader
warnings: smut, spanking, chocking, sir kink
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“do you think this is a joke?” Sebastian asked you in a mean and harsh tone, hand going around your throat as he looked down at your figure against the wall. You gulped as you gazed up at the redbull driver,
“M-Maybe.” shrugging with your shoulders.
His thumb pressed itself even harder into your soft skin as he heard these words coming out of Christan Horner’s daughter, smirking at your reaction.
“You sure you wanna play this game, schatzi? Really?”
You nodded after you bit your lip, “I could kick you out of redbull with a snip of my fingers, Sebastian. I would be very careful of the way you talk to me.” You threatened the German driver with a grin painted on your lips.
Sebastian laughed at your words, “Oh is that so, little one, hmm?” Hand squeezing your throat harder.
You proudly nodded, knowing that you have quite a lot of power over the young formula one talent, “Yep.” Holding your head high but lowering it again as soon as he came closer to your figure, lips brushing against your forehead.
“Bend over the armrest of the couch over there, baby.” He demanded right after his hand left your throat. You tilted your head to the side,
“A-Are you serious-”
Before you could end your sentence, Sebastian grabbed your upper arm and lead you to the big grey couch, basically throwing your body over armrest of the couch, immediately lifting your skirt and pulling your little dark blue thong to the side.
The German redbull driver spanked your ass before you heard how he unzipped his racing suit.
“Even wore a dark blue little thong for me that barely covers anything, oh how pathetic you are for me, liebling.” darling. He mumbled from behind, suddenly feeling how Sebastian slowly glided the tip of his erection along your wet slit, groaning while doing so.
You whined at the feeling, “F-Fucking shit, I am begging you Sebastian, b-bitte.” please.
His hand briefly reached out and grabbed your chin from behind, raising your head and making you look up at the German racing car driver.
“And learned German for me.” Bending forward to quickly give you a tiny peck on the top of your head before you felt him slowly entering your wet cunt, “wie schön.” How beautiful.
You squeezed your eyes shut and moaned loudly as soon as he fully entered you, fingers having a rough grip onto the dark couch. “P-Please Sebastian-”
Then your fathers golden boy spanked your right ass cheek, creating a rather loud smacking sound that ringed through almost the entire room, making your body jump forward.
Suddenly, you felt his lips right above your ear,
“Please, who?”
You gulped as your eyes got glassy while Sebastian thrusted into you at a very slow but rough pace.
“Please, sir.”
“Good girl.” Kissing your temple before he put his palms on your hips and started to thrust into you at a much quicker pace.
Sebastian groaned as he noticed how you tried to hold your moans and whines in, “Just like that liebling, let everybody hear how much of a slut you are for me, c'mon.”
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agendabymooner · 9 months
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slipping through my fingers ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member!ofc) - rush: the mrs. ricciardo special (3)
"i try to capture every minute."
summary: beau ricciardo was introduced to the world and it's safe to say that he's incredibly loved by all.
content warning: video transcript, social media files (insta + tweets), use of explicit language, dad!daniel x mom!ofc, mentions of conceiving + pregnancy, fluff???, goddaddy lando
note: i've been writing a piece for lewlew hammer sorry for the lack of post 😩 also pls don't hesitate to send some asks just bc 😊
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user1 NIKI RIC?! 😢
user2 honey badger #2 in the paddock right here your honour 🦡
lewishamilton hyped to meet the little man 😍 liked by loricciardo
loricciardo you're just happy to have a playmate for lottie 😂
lewishamilton of course?!
maxverstappen1 he is so danny liked by loricciardo
loricciardo ik max there's no need to remind me how loud it'll be in my household
danielricciardo hey 😒
nora_alessandro così felice per te e danny! non vedo l'ora di vedere il piccolo bambino 😙🥰 so happy for you and danny! can't wait to see the little baby liked by loricciardo
danielricciardo tell georgerussell63 to not come to australia without any paddington stuff for beau 🤩
georgerussell63 congrats on your baby i guess 🙄 i'll make sure to get you every single one danny
ykaaar ughhhh mio piccolo tasso my little badger liked by loricciardo
loricciardo dovresti venire in australia e vederlo 🥰 you should come to australia and meet him
ykaaar io e i ragazzi visiteremo presto! me and the boys will be visiting soon
mateoales he's really 9 pounds? i am applauding you for carrying something that big for months 👏 liked by loricciardo
loricciardo grazie teo! beau can't wait to meet his zio ❤️
mateoales i can't wait to teach him football 😩
danielricciardo look at our little man 😭🦡 liked by loricciardo
loricciardo such a handsome boy
danielricciardo that's all his daddy 😍
loricciardo please say something i can actually agree with for once mio tasso
danielricciardo i take it back, your deep fried tim tams were shit 🤬
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maxverstappen it's not a daniel ricciardo post if it's not partially depressing 🙂 congrats danny and lori! liked by danielricciardo
danielricciardo thanks man!
loricciardo what is this post, mio caro 😭😭 liked by danielricciardo
danielricciardo a post of appreciation doll ❤️
landonorris 6.5/10 post. i've seen a danny ric post much more cynical than this
danielricciardo i'm just trying to pass down a message to my son mate what are you on 😭
redbullracing the BR in RBR means beau ric 🐂 liked by danielricciardo
scuderiaferrari and the bull in red bull racing means bullsh- liked by loricciardo
user1 ADMIN'S TRYNA GET FIRED FR 😩🤣
user2 naw bc thats mad ^^
oscarpiastri does the little par still kick liked by danielricciardo
danielricciardo got kicked in the face once. safe to say he's still made for arsenal fc
oscarpiastri or the socceroos 🦘
mateoales you lads had never been so wrong 🤦‍♂️ he'll be a player for italia 🇮🇹
colabebe me 🤝 you = being pessimistic but not really liked by danielricciardo
danielricciardo that's just our sadness speaking cola 😂
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alex_albon rather appalled at the nickname you gave yourself
landonorris show me how you cry rq 🤩
maxverstappen1 DILF of the season 😘
danielricciardo ofc babe 😍😘
loricciardo 😰 you're a married man danielricciardo
sylvieeford maxverstappen1 have shame and don't thirst on a married man 🥲
charles_leclerc daddy ric 3 😍
georgerussell63 why does it look like you're the father in these photos 🤣
landonorris you're just jealous because you don't have a photo with the little par 😏
georgerussell63 jokes on you, i'll be beau's favourite uncle by the end of the year 😛
landonorris i wish you luck lad 😚
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BR3 - OCTOBER 3, 2024 by lester allie
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[transcript one]
lando: "what are you looking forward to the most?"
daniel: right now, we're just looking forward to having the baby delivered safely. it hasn't been the most pleasant 24 hours for lori and uh... yeah. just deliver the baby then we're good.
lando: and you... lori?
lester: pushing the little one out of me because he's been so adamant on kicking freely.
[transcript two]
*some movement in the background*
nicola, in a murmur: have you done taekwondo before?
lando: like- what you're doing? i can try.
*protests of "no lando, don't" then a tearing noise appears*
lester: landoooo what did you do?
*screeching noises in the background alongside a loud roar of laughter*
daniel: love, i think he ripped your jammies.
lester: lando~
lando: i know i know! i'm sorry. i ripped it in half, i think.
lando: and my shin hurts too. i think i ripped myself a new hole. literally.
[transcript three]
lando: i went to a lamaze class once.
nicola: with lo?
lando: yup. they had me acting like i was the one in labour.
nicola: *chuckles*
lando, giggling: it was awesome.
nicola: you should try one of those simulators where you'd feel the cramps and everything-
lando: oh, no no. i might shit myself if i did.
[transcript four]
*door swinging open in the background followed by sniffling*
lando: aww, daniel- are you okay?
daniel, crying: he's so beautiful.
nicola, snickering next to lando: he is?
daniel, still wailing: he is! oh my fucking god, i have to call- fuck, where's mum and dad- he's, god he's so perfect
lando, quietly giggling: why did you leave your wife in the stupid room?
daniel, stammering: have to call mom- michelle- shit, my phone's inside. fuck.
*door swings open again slams shut*
*silence followed by fits of laughter between lando and nicola.*
nicola: i had never seen him cry like that
lando: me neither. he cries uglier than george and sylvie too.
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bonus !!!
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