#real fake doors

[sharkaiju]

REAL FAKE DOORS!!

#wander over yonder #rick and morty #real fake doors

[cannedcream]

#fictional characters #hyperfixate #love #REAL FAKE DOORS #Haha #I'm very lonely you see #that is the joke

[artemis-pendragon]

*pointing a flashlight up at my face and speaking in a spooky voice* and the SCARIEST thing is, even after they kissed on the mouth, there are still straight people out there who believe Crowley and Aziraphale are "just" friends 😱🫣😵🫨

#the real horror story is straight guys on tiktok and reddit dot hell saying it was all a scheme or fake memory or something when they kissed #the scariest thing is they could live next door.... they could work in your building.... #and you never know when their media illiteracy might strike next..... #happy halloween #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #go2

[floralovebot]

tbh i think the funniest fanon!helia misconception is the "he's Actually really shy and anxious 🥺" one like this man did NAUGHT immediately gift Flora a portrait of herself, walk around naked with just a towel on in front of riven, and immediately go ride or die for timmy for y'all to say he's Shy. this man has no shame ‼ he does not give a shit ‼

#SHY #girl please #his entire introduction episode is the antithesis to shyness #mr kiss your girl's hand jump in front of a monster then LEAVE like he does not care #he is openly flirting with flora every chance he gets declares his love in front of everyone kisses her first LIKE #WHERE is the shy #cause it's not with him !! #winx helia #you could argue for social anxiety but that doesn't immediately make him Shy #the man that went door to door trying to sell his paintings like what shy people do you guys know like actually #changed the funny to the fake kiss to the real portrait oopsies #i was thinking of him bowing plus the other times he kissed her and it just mixed in my mind

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard* #I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. ) #the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol) #hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie* #Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

[ml-nolan]

Chapter 13 of Someone to Build Me Up is live

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His lips are even softer than they look, hiding a wicked tongue that traces the inside of my upper lip and turns every nerve in my spinal column to flashing neon.

He pulls back a few inches, face glowing with the pride of a conqueror. “Acceptable?”

I might be letting him drive here, doing my best to make him feel safe, but here's the thing. Well, two things, actually. One, he made the first move. Two, I am extremely competitive.

So I wrestle the eye contact away until I'm sure that I'm the one holding his gaze captive. "I don't know," I say. "I think I need more data."

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You can read the first three chapters free on any of these platforms. Quick summary:

Reeling from a breakup, English professor Zack Carter is trying to pull himself together for his sister's wedding. His recovery includes hiring sexy, snarky, and multi-talented Marcus Berens as his personal trainer. When Zack finds out his ex has chosen his former bully as her wedding date, Marcus agrees to play the role of Zack's boyfriend. But despite a shared love of theater, neither of them are good at pretending their feelings are just an act.

#gay romance #mm romance #i can't believe it's not dreamling #fake dating trope #open door romance #first kiss #because you know #you've gotta make your *act* look *real* #lgbtq romance #romance serials #writers on patreon #writers on ream #kindle vella #kindle vella romance #ml nolan

[doodlboy]

wanted to make sure i told you again! it is literally basic fandom etiquette not to use the main tags for vent/anti/hate about a character! people use those tags because they LIKE solomon, not because they want to see some idiot calling him "basically a rapist" for something >>NOT EVEN ASMODEUS<< interpreted that way. fix your fucking tags! go fuck yourself!

Hi there, If your initial reaction to seeing someone talk about negative [yet still canon] things related to your favorite character is to come into that person's ask box and tell them to go fuck themselves, you need to get up, turn of your computer, and go outside for a while.

Whatever post you're mad about was made months ago, using tags that are meant to be used when discussing a character regardless of how much the op likes said character.

Solomon is fine, I don't really care for him, but what I'm most likely referring to in the post you're talking about is the hypocrisy of the obey me fandom when it comes to Solomon's behavior.

When Solomon attempted to give Lucifer a drink that was enchanted to make him want a pact with Solomon, it was fairly well agreed across the fandom that what Solomon did was pretty fucked up and not okay. However, when talking about how Solomon got his pact with Asmodeus by taking advantage of the fact he was heartbroken and drunk to tie him into a forever binding pact against his will, somehow people are making excuses as to why it was necessary and why what Solomon did is fine actually and not a problem at all. This is where my issue with Solomon and his fans lies, with the hypocrisy. I couldn't give 2 shits whether he's your favorite character or not, good for you if he is! But what we're NOT going to do is scream bloody murder when Solomon attempts to do shady shit to Lucifer, but overly demonize Asmodeus, say he deserved it, say his charming power is non consensual regardless of the fact nowhere in canon says he has ever used it to have non consensual sex and has only used it to get himself and his family out of danger, or say that he is a beast that needs to be controlled when we don't talk that way about the other 6 brothers, when Solomon succeeds in taking advantage of his inebriated state to tie them together so he can use Asmodeus' power for his own gain.

And one more thing we aren't going to do; call me an idiot and accuse me of calling your blorbo a rapist when *you* cannot tell the difference between someone saying "a character was taken advantage of while under the influence" and "this character is a rapist." Solomon did not sexually assault anyone, however the framing of that scene is open to interpretation and to my interpretation, it was heavy handed in showing Solomon doing something that is extremely not okay and laughing it off like it was completely fine. Because to him, it IS fine to treat demons like that. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my interpretation of the scene, and I will continue to use characters' main tags when talking about them because the tags are used for discussion.

#sorry 2 my folks following me 4 the really long post #i would have said this all in the tags normally but I'm not abt to be misconstrued about this topic a third time #anon i dont know who you are but honestly if you're getting this pissed off about a post and not just- choosing to ignore it #maybe you need to take a step back and see how shitty and out of pocket the thing you just did was #you essentially came into my house and yelled at me about shit I said when my door was closed in the privacy of my house [in this case blog] #if you didnt like the post just move on! theres literally nothing to be gained from you coming into a stranger's asks and yelling @ them #over a fictional man no less #He's fake! he isn't a real person! so his actions don't actually matter! #what does matter and what speaks volumes is the fact that the fandom can't decide if its okay for Solomon to do shady shit 2 the demon bros #y'all like to pick and choose who its okay for him to be shady 2 and its extremely not ok. got me? #if you lot are gonna be upset abt what he did to Lucifer then you're going to be upser abt what he did to Asmo. period. #elliot rambles #anon asks #thank you for the ask #anon hate #r word #sa mention #tw sa mention #rape mention #obey me

[jjanguri]

zibis post KCON fan-meeting

#zerobaseone #zb1edit #zb1net #zb1work #zerobaseonesource #mine: gifs #ot9 #seok02 #usermia #i love how hyper they are at any given moment... not unlike a litter of puppies #matthew being so cute and bouncy #gunwookie matthew and ricky copying jiwoong #matthew being fake maknae is so real and so true... sweetie baby #again trying new coloring be kind to meeeee #forgetting how tall they are until they stand next to a door.

[munchboxart]

happy birthday have a door

Thank you ominous red text anon

#real fake doors! #ask #anon

[homophyte]

was just subjected to a self righteous post about how we need to learn to respect second generation atheists (important context: i am one) and how their existence begs the question of if atheism is always in reaction to something or if it can be an independently held position. which then followed it up with a 'summary of responses to this post' that included, peppered among things second generation atheists said or remarks about never hearing about this before, extremely reactionary positions about the necessity of religion in life all couched in the language of simple 'concern' for these atheists upbringing. like omg yesss your post is soooo important we really need to interrogate this group that is persecuted by literally every large religious organization on the planet about if their way of life is legitimate! its sooooooo crucial we open doors to religious mandates. its imperative that we teach them about religion, a thing they are so cruelly denied, but dont worry guys, for some of them, its not their fault! we can help them! by making them religious i mean teaching them about religion! remember that some jewish people are atheists too <3

#myposts #before you clown on me about the last sentence here #ask yourself why this websites number one method of trying to be charitable and lend credibility to nonreligious people #is to associate them with a religious group. ask yourself where that impulse comes from #when talking about areligiosity. you have to say DONT WORRY GUYS some of them are still like kiiiiinda religious lol #and dont worry even the ones that arent jewish are BASICALLY just christians bc of cultural christianity of course #thats how that works. theres only two religions evil oppressor and innocent victim. where have i heard this one before #wish i saw more atheistic jews getting mad about that honestly imagine someone using your marginalized identity #as a bludgeoning tool against your lived experience and beliefs. #bc were also not yet ready to admit atheism is something you can be marginalized for. bc if i say that if i say #ive faced religious discrimination for my atheism i would be accused of appropriating the struggles of real religious minorities #you know like that jewish atheist who only ever gets shit for the jewish thing which is the real thing and not the atheist thing #which is a fake thing. did i mention talking about them in this way is inclusive and respectful? just wanted to remind you #and listen i fucking hate christians but even I KNOW some of the shit said on here blanketly about christianity is entirely fake #some of you people sound like the chick who thinks the catholic church made up the roman empire #point being. whyd you include that in your fucking post. could have been a good post i agreed with whyd #you open the door like that to a flood of people using this as the new reason atheism is illegitimate and should be beaten out of people #lest they become annoying online. whyd you gotta include those people why make it a question of should we respect atheism? LOL

[sunshowerr]

having thoughts about the portal again

#She ra #Spop #Something cracks weren't apparent for the deniers of the reality being fake ex: Micah Catra Catra didn't see the door dissappear #Same as Micah not seeing the cracks and the hallway literally crumbling Angella also doesn't at first but when it starts to dawn on her #The two parallel eachother actually Micah becomes aware of it not being real same as Catra but insists on staying #Both saying that everything will be perfect #Something something #I've seen people say Catra remembered all along but that doesn't make sense when we see her gradually get those glimpses of memories #She's starting to remember against her will and when she fully does she goes all you really had to go and ruin it don't you?! #Against Adora if she had known from before reality would've collapsed on her too but #Catra has known all along diminishes her choices in the forrest she had this brief moment of peace taken from her again #Adora sees a flash of Catra's smirk before she pulls the switch but doesn't remember the entire context until she's with Scorpia #In the sanctum thinking really hard #Realizing Catra took her sword and opened the portal #Same as with Catra she remembers the cliff scene but that doesn't mean she put the puzzle pieces together

[red-dyed-sarumane]

i keep seeing that "there is no cat" post & every time im expecting it to be a short unreality horror story but no its an anti scam post & every time im severely disappointed

#i love horror that obviously cant be real #like that one twitter horror post with the fake screenshots like #'eyo whys there a dog in my closet lol' 'thats not a dog' with a pic of a dog face peaking out the door at about human hight & heavy filters #or the other person who does the long neck skeleton horse #love that shit

[gibbearish]

also the fact that you can't choose not to deactivate roxy to get an alternate ending sucks. like have her know Something is wrong in the pizzaplex and if you choose not to deactivate her she mentions it to you and you help her out from under the car and she tags along with you freddy style as you investigate. have roxy mentioning weird shit make cassie put the dots together that gregory sure sounded like a computer splice earlier. have her question why the weird mask that stabbed her in the brain to implant a chip with no warning has been very insistent about turning off security systems. have her question why, if gregory asked her to meet him at the pizzaplex, he would leave behind a walkie talkie and then get himself stuck rather than just wait for her. and have /that/ be what gives you access to the scooper ending rather than just Zooming Out Some Cameras. also make the bonnie stuff actually have something to do with the plot dude people are super interested in that they wouldve been ECSTATIC if youd brought glamrock bonnie back for real, especially if hed somehow gotten revenge on monty, like say if you did get all the pat pats (dumb name btw) instead of deactivating him, you REactivate him, but have him be disoriented and need time to actually wake up so all he can do is like save cassie from monty at some point

#same with chica you couldve actually done something with giving chica back her voice box like theres a security door she can #screech open for you for something to get a secret #also make the ai voice with gregory more consistently present but more subtle #the fact that they obviously had most of gregory's lines recorded fresh for this game as just normal speaking and then only did the #splicing for the part right before the reveal sucks #by the time they actually reveal it ur like. yeah woo i guess #make it happen more but be more subtle that way players will notice but not be entirely sure if it's deliberate or not #also !! the scooper ending sucks it doesnt actually feel like a different ending because we get no like #follow up past 'its dead now' #is it fully gone? does gregory still take her out as a liability if the mimic's no longer a threat? it just Ends and isn't engaging as #an ending at all and leaves you like. thats it?thats the good ending? #like this is indeed somehow worse than the comic endings because at least then we got to like. see what happens to gregory after he leaves #this one theyre just like. you killed it! good job! ............................... did you like. need something. orrr #also the sharp uptick in gregory being obviously ai near the end really ruins the tension of the candy cadet story #lile if the hints were more spread out it would feel like theyre actually solving a mystery but instead its just a big #landslide of HEY. HEY HES FAKE THATS NOT REAL GREGORY HEY. HEY ITS SPLICED HEY ITS A FAKE #so then candy cadet story‚ instead of being cool as hell‚ comes across as just like. yeah dude i get it #security breach ruin

[lizardthelizard]

fake/real: Chapter 1 - Closed Doors

To ‘Shut the Door on (Something)’: 1. To close the door, preventing someone or something from passing through. 2. To hinder something; to make something impossible. 3. To conclude something.

#not me forgetting what even happened in my own fic #though. in my defence. this was like 2 years ago now #fake/real #ouat #also. ALSO. #.................this chapter should actually be called 'shutting the door' or something akin to that #but 1) it doesn't sound as good #2) I straight up forgot that 'closed doors' was a completely different idiom wHOOPS #also also. the chapter title was a last minute change anyway. #it's working title was 'out of the frying pan' but I decided i didn't like it + closed doors worked + sounded better #also. btw. click on the gifs for some dumb little captions #+ general explanations about the gifs used #fake/real chapter gifs

[arthur-r]

finished the silence of the girls. crying for a combination of the book and the rest of life

#i started keeping track of how many times i cried today after it had happened twice #not counting book-related i cried seven times #and if you count crying at this book i cried ten times total #i dont know what all it’s been. a lot of things. the stupid national debt was one of them. i’m on my period #i cried about the national debt and how my friends don’t love me and how someone important was absent from school and how no one is serious #and how my dad couldn’t help me and how my mom is on an airplane and how i can’t fix anything for my sister until it’s too late #and maybe i cried eight times because i know too that i cried at the idea of my teacher calling home and my dad taking away the door #and how even though i would do anything for that not to happen again i still couldn’t make myself submit what i had #(it’s okay now. the teacher says it would be a shit AP essay but fine for this class. so i’ll be okay) #i also skipped two meals today. part cause i had a stomachache but mostly because i had the excuse of saying i had a stomachache #i dont know if i would have been able to eat anything but i do know it was on purpose that i didn’t try #but hey. everything is supposed to be fine. i’m going on a date (kind of maybe) next week. my band is doing my stupid trans period song #the play i co-wrote will be performed on stage next weekend. i’m sleeping in a real bed this week #but everything feels a little hollow and fake. and somehow i have enough tears to last me to the end of the day

[tenderplanet]

its honestly mad how many things arent covered by disability support even tho theyre literally. disabling

#💬 #i think they keep the list of stuff thats covered rly tight bc theyre scared of people 'freeloading' or whatever but like. thats bullshit? #like. what person on earth would fake needing assistance to turn a door handle or turn the tap on. like get real