#ridiculous socks

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

He refuses to sit still or stay sane and I really appreciate that about him

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #mortal chairs cannot contain him #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the only acceptable kind of manspreading #he's so pretty #and ridiculous #good lord he's beautiful #i mean seriously just look at him #the eyes the hair the nose the everything #and also #hands hands hands #no furniture is safe #i want to summit him #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #stripey socks #i feel very normal about him #obviously

[omppupiiras]

oopsie......

#olin mainoksen uhri #pötsi made me do it #käärijä #i have bought so many stupid things because of kä it's getting ridiculous 😂 #now i gotta hunt down the lidl shoes so i can wear the pirkka socks with them #just to amuse myself #omppu jorisee

[milkweedman]

These damn socks need to stop self destructing at the speed of light. I just mended them ! Doesn't matter tho, it's covered in thin spots...

At some point I'll need to retire them. Was hoping to do so once I finished that pair of southdown socks, but..... I seem to have lost one for good. And I don't have enough yarn to make another, nor motivation to spin more. Very sad about that :'(

#i should probably be used to it at this point. these were my work socks for a couple years and my routine #was mending them before work every day #and by the time i got home thered be a new hole #ridiculous. #knitting #handspun yarn #mending #visible mending #sock knitting

[nerdywriter36]

Please write an essay using 12.5 font, Times New Roman, FMLA, Chicago style, at least three references, and no more than 3000 words, exactly why Jeremy Stolle is a daddy, and why he should play the Phantom for the inevitable revival.

Jeremy Stolle is, in fact, a daddy. Perhaps to some who have never seen his performance as the Phantom, whether through a bootleg or, for the truly blessed, live, this may be an unfamiliar concept, but when one examines the evidence, this can be seen, plain and simple, even to the inexperienced.

For one, the man carries himself with an air of confidence and sensuality that makes him very deserving of this title. One perfect example was his improvisation on the night of March 20, 2023, when, despite the malfunction of the lair set, resulting in the lack of a portcullis, his Phantom still managed to be as enticing and sexy as ever. This malfunction even resulted in an impromptu hand on Christine’s waist, a move that we would not normally see with the portcullis working as intended. See Exhibit A.

Another key contribution to this title that he holds is the Strolle ™. This is a critical factor, for without the Strolle ™, there is no Stolle. He cannot truly be dubbed “Daddy” without the involvement of the Strolle ™. The intense eye contact, the strut, the way this puts on full display the Stolle Leg ™. See Exhibit B:

Thirdly, we have the back arch during Point of No Return. This is something that the man has mastered and is truly a prime example for other Phantoms following in his footsteps. This movement carries its own essence of sexiness, but also complete weakness and the evidence of being entirely at Christine’s mercy in this moment, and though perhaps not in the traditional way, truly emphasizes Stolle’s daddy essence. See Exhibit C:

All three of these factors, as well as many, many others, all make it clear as day that Jeremy Stolle is, obviously, Daddy. That said, he would be the perfect choice to open the revival of Phantom on Broadway, as he would set the standard for all the actors to follow in his footsteps, ready to imitate his example in channelling the Daddy energy that any good Phantom actor needs to put himself on the fandom map.

#this was the most ridiculous thing i've ever written #but it was fun #thank you socks #poto #poto memes #jeremy stolle #poto broadway #i did do the font i will have you know #but it went away when it posted

[apnourry]

help me choose what to eat tomorrow morning please

#hi #me #my face #selfie #pics for attention lol #but like for real #help me choose #please #SEND HELP #also I think it's funny tumblr wants to give me a little message about adding tags like I don't tag everything ridiculously already #penguin socks #wombats #message me #i'm so indecisive #and hungry #lmao #anyway #cute girls #uhhh #what else is gonna make people see this #hot girl shit #lol I don't think that will but I want it in my tags #uhhhhh #girls with tattoos #girls who lift #idk where to go from here #love me #i love yall #pretty people #later taters

[knifepervert]

Hikuleo: *cuts serious promo*

Jay:-

#njow #new japan pro wrestling #jay white #he’s absolutely ridiculous #him and his cute silly socks

[findmeabowlofundertale]

I HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAPPY

I’m not done but I am embarrassed taking a break, will probably work on it more tomorrow. This may be the sluttiest-feeling thing I’ve ever drawn. Maybe because the eye contact is absolutely killing me.

#you think asteri is the only one who gets ridiculous with it? absolutely not #yes i will fix the socks shut up i never draw feet ok #half of gaster’s height is literally just his stupidly long legs #asteri likes that <- he is aware of this #when I first sketched this out I literally wrote ‘‘I heard you liked legs?’’ next to it #gah the angle of his far leg doesn’t make sense with where his hips are I gotta fix that. #ALL OF THIS FOR A JOKE #seeker draws #wip #the worst part is that technically mini me over there isn’t even exaggerating…… #W.D. GASTER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR XX SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS

[androdetective]

Montaña Bazofia spoilers

Tulio Triviño is one of the most popular 31 minutos characters. Which, of course he is, he's the main main character. He gets talked about a lot but what I don't see as much is people discussing his upbringing and Why He's Like That when his family is so different. We learn more about his family in the comic, Montaña Bazofia. Particularly his father, who is a bit infamous with people who are aware of him. I'll get to him soon enough. From the show, we know his mom is very supportive of him. She praised him very much. He is a mothers boy. We know she was one of the first watchers of the show. He seems to have a decent relationship with him. Although constant appraisal of her child could've influenced his ego, although there are many factors to a dysfunctional ego. One of which is having a dysfunctional upbringing. Which brings me to the topic of his dad. Tulios dad is terrifying, straight up. He is emotionally stunted and seems to have some anger issues. When Tulio went to visit him, to some extent, his anger towards Tulio was fair. Tulio abandoned his family and father to go get rich and have a news show. It was shown that ever since Tulio left, he has spent most of his time in his despacho. (Idk how to say it in English sorry) The way he showed his anger, was however honestly kinda cruel. When Tulio walked up to him (with great hesitation) he said that he hopes he leaves soon and never calls him his father again. He even told him he's dead to him and has disinheritited him. He didn't believe Tulio came back with wholesome intentions (Although he was right about that) he literally said "tell me why you're here or I'll kill you". After that Tulio soon asks him why he never accepted him. Tulio then tries to remember good times he's had with his father, only to come up with nothing. Which either implies he legimately did not have any good moments with him, or that he just doesn't remember. And neither are great options. Tulio isn't a great person. He's done shitty things to everyone, including his dad. But his dad has been doing shitty things to him for a long time. At the end of the comic, he reveals that he's watched all his shows and interviews. And has actually supported his career. He has a heartfelt moment (heartfelt in heavy quotation marks) where he reveals that during Tulios childhood, whenever he made fun of him, ignored him, critiqued him, and even pulled his chair often when he was about to sit, he did it because he loved Tulio the most. He even admits that it probably wasn't the best way to show it. And the thing is, Tulio was the only child he did this to apparently. (Jesus christ no wonder Tulios fucked) This treatment would just ruin a child's self esteem, no matter what. He had no reason to do any of those things. It didn't make Tulio stronger or anything, it just gave him issues. Combine a father that was mean and critical vs a mom that was super nice, I only wonder if that was what caused his ego dysfunctionality. In a flashback to kid Tulio in the movie, he was showing signs of a high ego. It happens in real life and yeah I'm aware I'm looking too deep into this, but the implications are hard to ignore. Tulios' father did love him, he was just not great at showing it by any means. He was hurt by Tulio's not so great actions but he's also done many not good things to Tulio. His dad does want to be there for him. I think he just needs to find way better ways of it. Tulio could've had a naturally high ego of course, but I think his childhood affected it even more. The back and forth between the two parenting methods seems overwhelming idk. This genuinely is fascinating to me and I wish there was more discussion on Tulio's father. Neither of them are the best people, but both in different ways. I think they'll have a rocky relationship for a long while more.

#31 minutos #tulio triviño #sr tulio triviño #i fucking hate these puppets man #rereading the comic made me mad at his dad ngl #he has serious daddy issues thats insane #i feel a bit ridiculous psychoanalyizing a sock monkey thats the biggest moron ever #tulio is just like me fr (i am in agony) #nero writing

[shentunans]

“I know it’s only episode one, but Fang Duo Bing already looks like he’s one cup of tea away from calling Li Lianhua his Zhiji 知己 and following him around for the entire drama.” - my best friend watching mlc for the first time today.

#what they mean is fang duobing looks unconsciously smitten af but in a cute way like I found a new bff yay #my gifs #mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #zeng shunxi #Zhiji means confidant and will forever be referred to as a code word for soulmate from that one other drama with a similar vibe ish #joseph zeng #lord he is going that thing my ult bias does when he drinks things e.e puffing out his big cheeks and looking cute e.e #dmbj cast #cheng yi #li lianhua #li xiangyi #shunxi is ridiculously cute though dear Lord bless his cotton socks

[moreaugriffins]

yknow what i'd love to see more of in Ghostbusters?

the og Ghostbusters having little mentor moments for the new Ghostbusters

Loved that Ray was along for the ride in Frozen Empire, he wanted to get stuck back in, and he wanted to help Pheobe and Podcast with the mystery

but it would've been great if just occasionally Ray (or Peter, or Winston, though they weren't interacting with the new guys on a personal level much) just dropped a couple of tips he'd learnt from his time, or just helpful anecdotes from back in the day - the kind that you're confused by at the moment but later make you go "oh shit, that's why they told me"

#rambles #ghostbusters #ghostbusters frozen empire #I know we see them like a year or two into official ghostbusting so they already had most of the mentor moments #but god i think it wouldve just been fun to see little moments #Trevor getting confused by antics or plans and winston just being like #look - if you think it's ridiculous i find it's best to shut down #the idea before ray gets too excited by it #“what if that doesnt work?” #“pray that your body won't ache in every way by tomorrow” #or ray looking over an ancient artefact (like that sphere) and nodding being like #it's from [insert ancient civilisation]. you can tell by #the language #and podcast (or pheobe) asking “how can you tell? it's similar to [insert other language]” #yes but you can tell by the curve of these symbols. trust me kid - when you have to research dead langauges a hundred times a week for #years you start to tell the difference. I actually made a handy-dandy reference sheet to make it easier #idk what tips or stuff Peter would give - he's giving “use talcum powder and double socks for those boots. youll thank me later” energy

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Always try to buy socks that are all the same so I don’t need to match them however what I failed to account for as I was accumulating my socks was that not all socks are built equally even if they look the same

Take these for example. None of these are the same thickness, size or texture. They’re all very similar, yes, but if I mix and match them, it’s all I can feel. Now I’ve forced myself into this horrible scenario where I have to match them based on texture, size and thickness. I’ve had to start comparing the colour and size of the red stripe at the top. As you can see, the sock on the right obviously has a thinner stripe that’s a cooler toned red. However the sock in the middle is a full inch longer than the sock on the left despite having a similar stripe colour and size. Also all three socks are different ages as you can tell by the pilling.

Anyway if you’re thinking of cutting down on headaches related to socks, just buy a bunch of the exact same socks. Same brand on the same day so everything is exactly the same and they age at similar rates. I am going insane

#sock analysis #captain’s log #I know this sounds ridiculous but I love wearing socks and I am passionate about them #but if they’re not the same in terms of texture I get angry #design idgaf #so long as they’re the same size/texture/thickness I’m good

[theflyingfeeling]

it started snowing last night and it's gonna snow throughout the whole day tomorrow too so winter is officially here and I'm gonna have to apologize for the person I will be for the next 6 months

#weather-wise i hate all the seasons (except summer) but i hate winter the most #i hate the cold i hate the dark i hate the snow #yes yes it looks pretty and it doesn't look as dark outside when there's snow on the ground #but it's HARD TO WALK IN AND IT'S COLD AND WET AND EVERYWHERE AND I HATE IT #my bus was awfully late this morning so i was freezing my toes off and i didn't recover from that the whole day 😭 #''wear warmer shoes/socks then'' NO FUCK YOU THE PROBLEM IS NOT MY SHOES OR SOCKS OR FEET IT'S THE FUCKING SNOW #every single step i have to take in snow i'm holding back tears because i hate it so much and i miss summer 😭 #yes i'm being ridiculously dramatic over this but you just have no idea how much i hate winter #anyone wishing they'd have snow rn: i have plenty for you come and take it #in short i'm moving to malibu byeeee see you in may 👋

[laniidae-passerine]

I know Our Flag isn’t that kind of show but I do want a romcom inspired montage next season of Ed figuring out what clothes make him comfortable but instead of each outfit change being prompted by Stede disliking them, it’s because he immediately jumps Ed out of pure stupid levels of lust

#the outfits actually do need to be hideous though. he needs to look ridiculous and Stede is unable to contain himself #man is salivating at slippers with socks on his man #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet

[mymarifae]

summary of my fursona’s design over the years. + my art style i guess

#i went brown -> pinkbrown -> brown -> pinkbrown -> BROWN #doodles #felix #society if i had more art of whatever happened between the very first two designs #unfortunately baby millie loved deleting files forever #it's really funny to see what aspects managed to carry over in almost every designagkjbdsd dkjnbkdf #big ears. i went with a bob tail for a second but then i stuck with the ridiculously long tail. the little head curl. #ear tips/the entire ear being a different color. little socks for her paws so she doesn't get cold and die #marking patterns that are impossible to replicate perfectly so just do whatever the fuck oyu want #<3 love their current design i don't know where it came from but i'm glad i stumbled upon it

[gay-ppl-real]

While I was out on a charity shopping adventure in town yesterday two people walked past us while we were taking a short rest turn and one of them said,

"I just think... Men are not it, y'know?"

like it was something really profound that they'd hit upon.

and I was the only one who heard and I started giggling, and the rest of my party was really confused, and that was funnier so I started cackling, but I didn't want the people who'd walked past to feel self-conscious so I had to wait until they were out of earshot to explain why I was laughing hysterically to myself over seemingly nothing

#innisthoughts #yes I am using DND terminology to refer to me and my real life friends going real life shopping together #because if I don't fill my life with whimsy who WILL #Also I got the sickest pair of gay socks #I already have two pairs (a pair of stockings and a pair of thick wooly ones) #but these are INCLUSIVE gay socks!! They have the BIPOC and trans colours not just the rainbow #and I also got a very nice flowy summer overlayer which I cannot wait to wear with my equally ridiculous flowy trousers #I will look like a lump of flowy fabric for the next climate crisis heatwave - 10/10

[siro-cyll]

Orion loves tarot cards, but Ford isn’t as impressed.

Alternately, Caryn and baby Ford

Plus the card

#orion #ford pines #caryn pines #they have a casual interest in tarot #and it's a big source of sass between the two #orion will purposely give ford readings just to give him a ridiculous outcome #'the cards say you're doomed to lose your left sock' #'har har' #*currently raining* 'the cards say to expect stormy weather' #'it's so great you have those cards to give us such useless information' #meanwhile little ford believed in his mother's readings for a while #he grew out of it by his teens as he realized they were also part of her cons