something about qbad mentioning how much horror he put red team thru every time purgatory gets brought up... something about how proud dapper was of him.
like this is just my late-night read but- it feels like guilt qbad is trying to twist into pride. he keeps needling away at it. “i killed them all, over and over and over again.” “they were hunted by a monster.”
it’s like- reassurance. like a nail he’s trying o beat into his head. he’s had SO much trouble with legitimately hurting his friends, despite making that vow all the way back when the eggs first went missing, despite all the tree talk and the promises to save the kids no matter what. He never faltered with elq, and that protected them. He keeps faltering now. Sometimes he doesnt remember the code, or cucurucho, or skeppy. But that doesnt matter, right? Because he’ll protect the eggs. He’ll be the monster. he is the monster. he can and he will protect them even as his seams start ripping and he keeps breaking further and further apart. even at his worst, he’ll do whatever he needs to protect the eggs.
he’ll be the monster. wont he?
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I don’t think ohkubo did enough with dtk being horrible at interacting with people outside of the thompsons (who are awful people to use as a metric for how to socialize) I think he should have done more shit like asking black star to carry him to Excalibur. Personally I think he was at his funniest when he was being a huge pain in the ass and completely unaware of this.
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It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone then ya (Pinch me)
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn when ya (Pinch me)
Try to see the world beyond your front door (Cuz I'm still asleep)
Take your time because the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile when ya (Please God)
Realize that with a guy my size it might take a while just to (Tell me)
Try to figure out what all this is for (I'm still asleep)
It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon
[...]
On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I packed a car and leave this town
Who'll notice that I'm not around?
I could hide out under there
I just made you say "underwear"
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway
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okay but if you’re married / living with eiji, you just know he’s gonna be your personal handyman
you come home after a long day and see his legs poking out from the counter underneath the kitchen sink as he fixes the pipe
you pray to god he won’t get electrocuted (sims style) while he’s fixing the TV
you walk out on a hot summers day with some icy lemonade while he’s fixing the car, he rolls out from underneath with some oil on his chest and his hair all nice and tied up
i daydream about kirishima being my handyman LIRSBSUSNAISBDBDH LORD OMG
HES SO FOIIIINE???? IDK ALL IM SAYING IS I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAY SAAANE SNSHDNSJSNDB LOVE ME A MAN WHO CAN FIX THINGS
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The problem with a potential soul eater reboot though is they’d have to use a new sound track and I haven’t yet processed them putting a harmonica in DTK’s theme. Nothing they could come up with would be able to come close to the power bang bang bang bang have a nice death has.
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