#saph.txt

[whats-a-terrarium]

not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.

#saph.txt

[autisticmurraybauman]

my controversial opinion is that i don’t think mike knows he’s in love with will. he doesn’t know he’s gay, he doesn’t know why he can’t make things work with el no matter how much he wants to, he doesn’t know why he has this weird inexplicable feeling of jealousy about the girl mentioned in el’s letter, he doesn’t know why something about his friendship with will has been changing these past few years and when he realizes it it’s going to hit him like a ton of bricks all at once.

#saph.txt #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler

[sapphyre-blogs]

pornbot just messaged me saying “hey handsome boy” and like. first of all Why, second of all… gender-affirming pornbot??? i’m wheezing

#saph.txt #2nd original post tag! i now have two lmao #fr tho i blocked them but it just made me lose my shit laughing #like… me??? i’m handsome boy??? you mean it? 🥺👉👈 /j

[saphbeee]

The confliction between thinking the Hades game could've done a little better in terms of polyam rep by not constantly branding polyamory as A Thing Mortals Do Not Do vs. Loving that the gods almost insinuate that polyamory is so Epic that it's Beyond mere Mortal Comprehension.. yea.

#hades game #hades #thanmegzag #saph.txt

[breadthief]

hey imagine if blake and yang defeated adam and things were quiet and peaceful and they're just looking into each others' eyes and smiling softly and they end up saying "i love you" at the exact same time and then breaking into a fit of giggles because they're so in tune with each other of course they said it at the same time

#rwby #rwby spoilers #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #saph.txt

[whats-a-terrarium]

it’s 3am and i currently wholeheartedly believe that eiffel intended to say “i love you”. not as a declaration, but as a star wars reference. he wanted to go out on an “i love you” / “i know”. he wanted to go out on a joke, and he trusted hera— who’s probably heard him recap this scene dozens of times— to finish it. he wanted to go out on a bit, and he wanted her in on it, and honestly i think that’s the purest form of love there is.

#saph.txt #wolf 359 #eiffera #doug eiffel #hera wolf 359 #saph w359 posting in 2024 it’s a miracle….

[whats-a-terrarium]

“the bechdel test being treated like The Metric by which to assess a film’s feminist worth and therefore its artistic worth is fucking insane and annoying” and “the bechdel test cannot and should not be treated as a Failed Feminist Analysis Tool because it was never intended as an analysis tool or as anything more than a commentary in-joke amongst members of an oppressed subculture” are statements that need to coexist btw

#saph.txt #alison bechdel

[whats-a-terrarium]

Ainsley Whitly + Text Posts

#saph.txt #prodigal son #ainsley whitly #martin whitly #malcolm bright

[whats-a-terrarium]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means:

oliver youre crossing a line oh im crossing a line? this from the guy who punched ben glenroy on the night of the murder and conveniently forgot to tell us about it you what? you punched ben? because he attacked loretta and i told him to stay away from her! but the real question is, why is your production so out of control that your actors are beating each other up on opening night? oh this is my fault, is it? well youre the director, someone has to be responsible for the fact that your show is a death trap. today alone i almost died three times. ....what? two sandbags and a killer fog. well im so so sorry for trying to breathe life into your dead career by putting you on broadway my career was not dead. did you know brazzos wanted to do burritto-sodes? ......... thirty second bonus episodes available exclusively on the chipotle app. but i said no! because i wanted to do this which i now realize was a huge mistake! oh it was huh? well maybe i should have hired someone who could actually sing well maybe you should have because i quit FINE. FINE. CHARLES. why didnt you tell me what happened with ben on opening night because she was his girlfriend and i was trying to protect him because he's my buddy. was. wait, loretta's a part of this too? what else is she keeping from us? i dont know and frankly i dont care OLIVER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING you know you are like a dog with a bone mabel. they arrested someone for ben's murder, remember? and yet you keep trying to throw suspicion onto my cast. you know i know youve never had a grown up job before, but guess what. they matter. wow. oliver... in a few weeks loretta goes on to star in death rattle dazzle and i finally get what i've been working for my whole life and i wont let you jeopardize that cinda was right. what does that mean? cinda canning? CINDA FUCKING CANNING asked me to partner with her and i said that i was already part of a team. she said that i dont need you guys and im starting to see that she's right. all i do is put up with your self involved insanity. the musical, the white room, the proposal, but a man is DEAD, a man who actually meant something to me. and im gonna figure out who did it whether the two of you give a shit or not im DONE

#saph.txt #omitb spoilers #only murders in the building spoiler #omitb #only murders in the building #charles haden savage #oliver putnam #mabel mora #IM SCREAMING CRYING LOSING MY SHIT #WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[whats-a-terrarium]

he’s a priest. he can punch your lights out. he would never hurt a fly. he has connections in the black market. he gives everything he can to the local orphans. he will not hesitate to play pranks on you. he wants everyone to be happy. he has daddy issues probably. he wants a promotion sososososoooooo bad. i didn’t say his name but he popped into ur head didn’t he.

#saph.txt #m*a*s*h #mash #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy

[whats-a-terrarium]

it’s inside job it’s q force it’s infinity train it’s one day at a time it’s everything sucks it’s first kill it’s everything sucks it’s the owl house it’s every fucking show that the networks throw to the wolves at a whim its every show that’s gets underpromoted that gets cancelled that gets taken down that eventually becomes lost media it’s every piece of art that will never be complete it’s every piece of someone’s heart and soul they have to put in the hands of the corporations if they want any hope of survival who can crush it the second it becomes anything less than a massive cash out for them im so sick of it all im so sick i’m so tired i hope the revolution starts in california I hope they burn the studios to the ground

#saph.txt #this is a vent #im just so fucking tired #inside job #the owl house #q force #everything sucks! #first kill #one day at a time #odaat #infinity train

[whats-a-terrarium]

#saph.txt #the mentalist #this is so not what I’m supposed to be doing rn #jisbon #patrick jane #teresa lisbon

[whats-a-terrarium]

when will theo dimas return from the war

#saph.txt #omitb #only murders in the building #theo dimas #my bf and i are carefully watching. waiting. #being like Theo NOW???? #but no there’s never theo

[whats-a-terrarium]

Can we please make this picture of Ben Feldman and Lauren Ash a draw your ship meme or something. I’m losing my mind over the untapped potential of this

#saph.txt #superstore

[whats-a-terrarium]

the cbi are so funny shoutout to 5x1 when a guy shoves lisbon so cho tackles the guy so another guy pushes cho so rigsby tackles him

#saph.txt #theyre all just so insane i love codependent best friendism #the mentalist #kimball cho #teresa lisbon #wayne rigsby

[whats-a-terrarium]

breaking bad be like you’ve heard of elf on the shelf get ready for. tumor on a groomer.

#saph.txt #this better do well #brba #breaking bad #walter white #jesse pinkman #waltjesse #heisenbitch