You don't understand I suffer from spider brainrot rn
Elden ring content comes later I only know
and GRAB
and scratch.
Its okey tho he's kinda adorable would pet again
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if you had the power to change only one minuscule thing about the the universe what would it be
see this raises the question what counts as minuscule bc what if something i think is small would drastically alter life as we know it. anyway i would give myself retractable claws
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where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all
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When the heroes are not in the camp
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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple
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the gang wanted to see if it’d work
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anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so..... I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians
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They never give you an option to name the cub but in my heart this is Absolute-ly (haha) canon.
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life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
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I am stressed like an animal in a new enclosure trying to claw my way out
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