#screw my vacation

[discourseposter]

Wanting my dad dead is not enough for real

#he got mad because i called him on his vacation because i needed help with something hugely important like not to exaggerate it was pretty #much life or death. and he got mad and said I'm gonna hand up on you and my mom was like nooo don't say that to our daughter and i was like. #ok screw you! and i hung up. my cousins were there with me so he left once again in evidence that he's an asshole in front of my mom's fam #which. they know but a reminder never hurts

[agayconcept]

.

#wow ok so the new nurse practitioner im connected with is uh. The Worst Person #extremely discriminatory #doesnt give a fuck about her patients well being or health #wont do her job properly even when its fucking over said patients #is lazy as shit and tries to get out of doing any work whatsoever even just checking a fax #and has now screwed my healthcare over bc she's going on vacation for 2 weeks and DIDNT INFORM ME even tho i have tests scheduled #and am supposed to start meds that r extremely time sensitive #but now i just. Cannot access them bc she wont prescribe them before she leaves #so uh. ok. we're fuckin Done w this #gonna talk to my support worker tomorrow and explain and ask for a referral outside the program #which suuuucks bc that means said NP would have to do it and im sure she'll put up a fight but uh #ya no sweetie we r done w this #u hate disabled ppl and think my life and health is a joke #u have spent 3 weeks sabotaging any attempts i have made at getting adequate care and access to resources #genuinely and actually Fuck Off And Die #this is. truly infuriating i rly dont have words #like hooo boy if i had to quote some of the shit she's said and done y'all would be shocked #which is rly saying something considering the abysmal state of healthcare in most countries rn #aiyaiyai #Fuck This #i am. so so so done

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK!!!

Dodging covid while my brother is still positive 😵‍💫

#real life with risa #I have one day nurse on vacation and another that is officially refusing to come in while he's still positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so I'm short and screwed whether he's here or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #air purifers on high fan going masks on both of us #pray for me this next week my anxiety hasn't been this high in awhile #my mom is pissed about the nurse thing so that doesn't help #WISH ME LUCK #danger days: truffula flu simulator

[eggwars]

cats are such. good friends. just doing your own thing and then mrrp. there's a little guy coming to see you! how great! a small friend in your home. what's not to love?

#i miss. my cat so much #i'm a lightweight hi #i want my baby #screw vacation i need my cat #i havent been away from him this long since I got him #my baby....... #my small son #cat me up scotty

[getting-messi]

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨🚨

I AM ALIVE!!!🥳🤩💃🏾💃🏾

#omg im so sorry for being offline for so long #i miss this website so much :(((((((( #life was beating THE HELL OUT OF ME😮‍💨 #okay so first i'll talk about some of my thoughts with football and what i missed and then updates about what's been going on with me #**i really wanted to come back online and let y'all know what's up but my sis's getting married this Sunday so i ill FULLY be back Monday #i just wanted to catch up on my notification but I'll go thru my inbox on Monday/Tuesday #okay FOOTBALL: #screw psg like sincerly #i cant believe theyre causing all this mess with him after he took his family on vacation😭 #like the pics are SO CUTE??? how could you possibly punish him for that #also it speaks SO MUCH to his character that he FULLY recorded an apology vid like i thought he just released a typed statement #he really showing them so much more respect than they are treating him #im still salty about the lack of wc celebration....and fans booing him outside his house?? losers LOSERSSSS #i also think they're trying to act snobby about not extending him but with neymar most likely leaving they literally have too much to lose #also neymar expecting a child???? how did not know the girl he got pregnant?? so crazy SO crazy #anyways im also not optimistic about barca and messi....as much as they may talk the big variable here is La Liga allowing it to happen #they were the reason behind messi leaving and they're the only thing stopping him from coming back #as much as i dont BELIEVE messi would go to Saudi Arabia right now....i still really hate the rumours about Al-Hilal...like shut up please #if all else fails.....Pep por favor please just bring Messi to city...its not too late #he can be on the bench i don't even mind....i just HATE him at psg but i don't want him to leave Europe #In other news....Arsenal.....my heart hurts too much and I've expected that they wont be winning the league :'((((( #NOW about ME :)))) #bad news first - DESPISE my job LIKE to the point where I'm crying almost daily about it but i cant quit. i jus want one summer to relax #good news: OFFICIALLY DONE MY UNDERGRADUATE DEGREEEEEEEE💃🏾😭🤧✨ #THANK GOOODDDDDDDD ALHAMDULILAHHHHHHHHHH #SO DAMN HAPPY SO SO SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! #i also took my graduation pictures yesterday (thank you to the anons that told me i should get them done) #and i took the NEW ARGENTINA JERSEY WITH THE 3 STARS AND MESSI ON THE BACK AND POSED WITH IT😭😭🤣 #im OBSESSED with the pic omg if i wasn't so paranoid about showing my face on this website i would've shared it #but yeah and my graduation is JUNE 9th!!! I AM SO EXCITED! Got a really pretty dress and it literally couldn't come soon enough :)

[echoofawind]

I need to move

#i know the grass is always greener on the other side #and theres probably an expected and scheduled let down coming home from a vacation #i don't think I should feel this depressed and defeated walking in my own door #my partner and my dog aren't here #so as far as Im concerned Im not home #no pieces of my heart are here #screw all the physical posessions #i miss my love and my pup #i wish I was with them instead #e is for echo #shut up echo #its far past time to move

[tea-with--honey]

Happy pride to the folks who live in countries where being queer is a crime and, in some instances, legally punishable by death. I see you, I'm with you, I'll celebrate with you. Hoping ur celebrating online or in your head or in an awesome private place with your queer companions. Maybe youre not! Maybe youre out there fighting for our rights and if you are then hell yeah! But this goes out to the ones who cant because of the risk. We're still queer and we can still celebrate pride in our own little ways. Love yall :)

#pride #pride month #queer ppl in the middle east wya? #queer ppl in other places where 'sodomy' is considered a federal offense we r all in this together #lqbtqia #queer #im on vacation in the philippines rn which tolerates queer ppl but yknow gay marriage is still illegal #and nothing really protects us here #but i was on netflix and they had a pride collection and I was sat there thinking that the netflix back home probably doesnt have this #and while ppl are still incredibly judgy here the government cant arrest us and have us killed here yknow #not like back home yknow like where my biggest fear isnt that somebody will bully me but that somebody will report me #okay yes i know thats not how it works #but under sharia law sodomy is definitely punishable by death #sodomy aka anal/oral sex aka most of gay intercourse #but like even homosexuality in general would probably get you stopped by the police here #flashbacks to when they made stores remove their RAINBOW products because it mightve been gay #a color scheme. that comes directly from mother nature. #anyways screw them and happy pride #correction: sharia law is interpreted by each country but a lot certainly tie sodomy to the death penalty somewhere #im so sleepy i bet this post has so many mistakes but i just had to get it out there

[nc-vb]

Work schedule just came in and I HAVE FOUR DAYS OFF NEXT WEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

#having vacation days is fucking amazing #i haven't had days off that i didn't have to worry about missing out on money in YEARS #y'all i have held a minimum of two jobs for a decade PLUS full time school and then college PLUS co-op shit??? #i'm so tired lmao #and when my boss gave me our schedule i actually cried in front of him WHOOPS #i'm just really happy :') #screw five day workweeks and shit pay #ok but... it could be worse. i got a raise at both of my jobs so it could always be worse. #✦ nc vb.

[kellerybird]

Somehow…

I feel like I had more freedom when I worked full time

Yes, 8 hours of my day five days a week was spent at work, compared to the ~4 hours a day four days a week I average working part time now…

But life was steady, stable, and secure

Arguably that feels more freeing than the extra free time

I didn’t need to stress about making ends meet, about being able to afford food, about what to do with myself, abut not being able to afford to take time off

I’ve been looking casually at full time jobs for a while, but I think it’s time to push forward with getting one

#rink.txt #my day job closed for a week in July and it really fucked me over financially #not to mention bc it’s slow season my hours had already been cut quite a bit #it’s not that I don’t want a vacation it’s that missing that much work screws me over so bad #we’re closing for a week in august too and I’m losing it #my boss and coworker aren’t living paycheck to paycheck like I am so of course they can take the time away #even if I worked 8 hours days four days a week that’d be an improvement #but we’re a gig-based small business and only work when there’s work to do if that makes sense #I love it there I really do aside from a few small things #but it’s not sustainable anymore #especially if Box Project happens sooner rather than later having extra money would make things easier #I’m hoping it happens sooner bc I’m so sick of things out here

[sug4r-melon]

Gomma be back home soon so I should be able to actually start drawing again

#vacations are fun but man do they screw up my productivity

[shatterthefragments]

FUCK ME

#I’m coming in to help with a thing MOSTLY so I don’t have to waste my time fixing it Friday #and potentially going to jail for killing my coworker. this is a joke I would never. but of all weekends I caNNOT deal with her screwing up #but yeah no I would NOT be happy I would cry #but that also means. I would have gone 9 days at work even though one I’m getting the FUCK outta there as soon as I can. #I offered #out of selfishness #but uh haha #at least I really could use the OT pay #and it’s approved by the store manager so ✌️✨ #somebody should give me $20 so I can get takeout tomorrow. I’ll ask mum tbh she’ll say no but it’s worth a try #bc normally my way of coping is Buying Little Treats #but idk if I’m even getting vacation pay when I’m gone yet :( I’ll see if my manager can find out for me #he should be finding out bc the person who knows is here also #unless he forgot #ANYWAY #IM FREAKING OUT A LITTLE #and it’s entirely my fault #but at least I spent yesterday on a stroll by the ocean #and I’m going to drive straight to (food then) ocean tomorrow too

[sortanonymous]

I hate most commercials on TV right now, but I'm gonna be frank, that NerdWallet ad with broke "future you" is legit quite hilarious

#nerdwallet #for some reason my absolute favorite part is the old lady saying “now we're totally screwed” #funny commercial #i do mean ads suck these days #like the fact that the coke zero sugar “YeAh YeAh YeAh!” and universal windows song ads stopped proves things can get better even today #(no seriously as a nascar fan that coke ad is going to haunt me for the rest of my life) #and i know musical ads are tried-and-true but what's with them being so insufferable right now? #oh and i guess the other nerdwallet ad (“no vacations for you”) is also fun but the “screwed” one is definitely better #definitely helps that the old couple kinda sounds to me like frank and marie from everybody loves raymond #not like i've watched much of that show (it's an all-time classic to my mom though) #but i at least remember enough to know full well that frank was the absolute best part of the show (HOLY CRAP!)

[freepassbound]

Inadvertently Keeping With the Theme of the Day

#I say 'inadvertently' because I've been trying to talk myself into making this pie for... #well at least since I got back from vacation #so... two weeks? #it just so happens I finally got myself to do it today #didn't even think of it until I was putting it in the oven #(was - as usual - afraid I was going to screw it up) #(and actually I have messed up at least three things so far) #(hopefully none that have led to a total failure) #(pre-cooked the crust and one side caved in) #(somehow bits of egg white got into the pudding) #(and I apparently didn't whip the whites thoroughly enough) #(so I got limp meringue) #(I do love a lemon meringue pie) #(but I've only made it myself once) #(and that was years and years ago) #(my grandma always used to make me one for my birthday 🥺) #(so it's an emotional pie) #(I hope it's alright) #(cooling now) #free life

[micahthemoon]

October 12 2023

To celebrate my one year on documenting my trans journey on this blog on October 15 I will be taken a gender tag for the next ten days submitting each question as singular video. Thank you so much for everybody who have read, supported, and interacted with my content. I appreciate you a lot. I hope you will have fun with this little series of videos to get to know me and my gender identity as it looks today. The videos are inspired by the gender tag project (x) created by A. Wylde on youtube.

Day 5: Talk about cosmetics. Do you choose to wear makeup?

Do you paint your nails?

What types of soaps and perfumes do you use if any?

#sorry I am late with these #I had a system and yet after four days I screwed it up :'D #good thing I have my computer with me on vacation x'D #transgender #transmasc #nonbinary #gender expression #late entry #entry #findingmicah #the gender tag

[batshit-auspol]

I just spent some time scrolling through this blog and am suffering from sever laughter. Thanks so much for collating the countries craziest moments. One of my favourites is when Scott Morrison was in Hawaii while the bushfires where burning.

December 2019: As Australia's east coast is engulfed in the worst bushfires in living memory, rumours begin to circulate that Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison may have secretly fucked off for a holiday in Hawaii.

Keep in mind, this is what is going down in Australia at the time:

The Hawaii rumour is initially written off as a fringe conspiracy, because surely nobody could be that fuckin tonedeaf, and it was quickly forgotten about... until an Australian man visiting Hawaii UPLOADED A SELFIE ON THE BEACH WITH THE PM THROWING A SHAKA.

At which point all hell broke loose.

Overnight the formerly popular "Scomo" became the most despised man in all of Australia. Think "firefighters shouting out of their windows to news cameras" level of despised.

After about two days of radio silence and pretending like he was still at home running the country, the Prime Minister's handlers finally dragged him onto call with an Australian radio station, where he pinky promised to return to Australia as fast as he could in an attempt to calm things down.

Unfortunately Scott's empathy consultant (a real job) then had to watch Scott pour more gasoline on the dumpster fire by uttering the now famous phrase "Look I don't hold a hose mate" when asked by the radio interviewer why the fucking fuck the fuckhead wasn't fucking in Australia doing his fucking job during a massive fucking crisis.

Testing just how much worse things could get, Scomo then proceeded to NOT rush back to Australia as promised, instead attempting to complete the rest of his holiday, a fact that was exposed when a passerby snapped a picture of him still lounging on the beach two days later.

Eventually, holiday complete, Morrison did reluctantly slink back to Australia, and in an attempt to calm things down, he decided to pay a visit to a small town that had been destroyed by the fires.

Which was a big mistake.

Scomo still had not registered how absolutely and totally he had screwed the poodle with his Hawaiian beach vacation, and he walks into what is now taught in PR classes as one of the greatest examples of "what not do do in a crisis" in all of history.

Scotty from Marketing, as he is now dubbed by the nation, spends a painfully cringe-inducing hour wandering around a burned down town with TV news cameras in tow, having to FORCE PEOPLE TO SHAKE HIS HAND in what is some of the most awkward footage you will ever see.

At this point it's probably also worth mentioning that, before becoming Prime Minister, Scott Morrison's biggest claim to fame in politics was being the guy that was so far up the coal lobby's arse that he literally brought coal into parliament and waved it around, claiming it doesn't hurt people.

So when a protest was organised it turned out to be one big national fuck you to the Prime Minister, the likes of which the world has never seen before or since.

Needless to say, at this point Scomo's career was dead in the water, but thanks to the rules brought in to stop Australian political parties from knifing their leader every two weeks (a popular Aussie passtime) Morrison basically couldn't get fired until after the next election.

And so, when the election rolled around in 2022, we decided that was an opportune time to travel over to Hawaii to erect this bad boy tribute to the Prime Minister, on the very beach where Scomo had sat and drank margaritas that one fateful week in December as Australia burned (thanks to @chaser for funding the ticket)

#australia #auspol #history #scomo #hawaii

[rainbowrobin]

angry at best friend rn

need to vent in tags

#she lives across the country from me #it’s her bday next month and she’s asking if I want to come see her #and I’m like. are you kidding me. #I have a fucking JOB that has 3 workers I cannot call off and screw them over #I also can’t afford to spend hundreds of dollars to fly to see her #even if I’m making minimum wage I can’t just be like yeah I can’t come in bc I wanna go on vacation #I have to pay off student loans also? #I need every dollar I make #even if it’s a part time job and I don’t make that much !! still #I was like so you’re expecting me to take multiple days off #also I just realized I haven’t been on tumblr I’m a week #but #I’m here complaining abt my best friend #she’s been getting on my nerves lately #there’s more. but I am tired of typing #I need to go back to therapy