#she's in for a wild ride

[readdontsleep1]

So I told my non-pjo-fan friend to watch the new pjo series, and oh boy.

That poor girl.

I asked her what her favorite characters are, and she's like, "I like Percy, Chiron, and LUKE."

Literally. He's on her top 3. I was trying to hold my laughs. I didn't know what to tell her.

#pjo tv show #she's in for a wild ride #i want to see her reaction on that last episode #also she loved the show so far #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson spoilers #luke castellan

[piss-off-erik]

things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

#it was a wild ride from start to finish #my mum says she hates Hugh grant specifically because he’s too posh btw it’s based on nothing but his accent #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #I don’t feel like it’s really spoilers but I’ll tag it anywa

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie, getting a little carried away from her gf by her big dreams

but coming right back to share them with her

and Vaggie, smiling for that one cute frame

as they go into a sweet and tender moment togeth-

NOPE!

ACTIVATE SPIN CYCLE!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!!!

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #screen caps #it's a wild ride being in love with and loved by charlie morningstar #XD #vaggie how good are you with motion sickness?? #eh she's a good dancer #she'll be fine #<3

[armoralor]

the sapphics of Star Wars are having a good year (x)

#shout out to the people who fucking lied and said Katee spoke about Din Djarin / Bo-Katan being a real thing on set #she really said fuck d*nbo shippers at the convention today what a wild ride #bo-katan kryze #bo katan kryze #the armorer #nitearmor #armorkatan #the mandalorian #congratulations to bobadin dincobb and dinluke shippers too

[sandflakedraws]

she's getting her own syNTH V VOICEBANK AAAAAAAAAA

#kasane teto #teto #synthv #sandflakedrew #man i was listening to teto songs when i was just a wee little thing #very surreal that it was fiddling around with teto in utau that made me wanna give synthv a go #and now she's coming there !!! wild ride man wild ride

[thecraftgremlin]

I think there should be a horse girl movie where our plucky protagonist takes on the ~*problem horse*~ at the ranch but instead of being wild and untamable the horse is just really stupid.

#I don’t know much about horse movies but I have this scene in mind #on the day our protagonist meets her horse for the first time it suddenly starts pouring rain #and nobody can find this one horse let’s call him thunder #and all the stable hands are complaining about thunder and what a pain he is #and our wide eyed protagonist starts to get an image in her head that thunder is this wild unpredictable stallion #that she’s always secretly dreamed about ever since she first started riding #and eventually she finds thunder on her own and he’s just standing perfectly still in 3 inches of mud staring into space #she tries to get him out of the mud and he just lies down in it

[khawlat]

Look, truth is, there are 24 dukes in this country. This seems to be the only one who can navigate both the upper echelons of high society and shoot someone in the head without worrying about it.

#finally having my first proper rewatch and it's WILD how susie's opinion of eddie completely shifts in episode 3 after “certain events” #it's only been a day but she is ride or die for this man and she will tell anyone who would listen INCLUDING EDDIE HIMSELF #also I call bullshit on her dad being the one who requested eddie steal the car she did that for her own amusement lmao #specially after prefacing it with “it's beneath me” she thrives on letting him know who's boss ajkhsfjd #eddie x susie #eddie horniman #susie glass #theo james #kaya scodelario #the gentlemen

[mothwingwritings]

It's not a request, more of a question hehehe. if the reader gets Pickle's attention, will the Hanma family handle it to protect their "little sister"? The huge caveman always appears and disappears unexpectedly, it's not hard for him to steal a person. Especially when he sees the small prey surrounded by three strong men

(I kind of went on a tangent with this and I have no idea if it even makes sense, so I apologize for the word vomit ell oh ell.)

If you thought Baki and Jack were suffocating before, you are in for a rude awakening as soon as Pickle enters the scene. The moment they get any inkling that Pickle has taken notice of you they become COMPLETELY overbearing in your life. I’m talking they won't even let you go to the bathroom by yourself, let alone wander off without having one of them attached to your hip. You’re under constant surveillance, Jack and Baki taking turns watching you in shifts when they both can't be with you.

They do all they can to block you from any media coverage Pickle is getting, even if that’s ultimately a losing battle. They know you are aware of him, and you are bound to see him in the news and hear about him on the street, but the less interest and knowledge you have about the man the better.  It’s hard keeping you in the dark, especially when they themselves have taken an interest in him. Jack and Baki are itching to take Pickle on, while simultaneously wanting him to stay as far away from their beloved sister as possible.

The brothers do feel slightly guilty over the whole Pickle situation-the whole reason he even knows of your existence to begin with is because of them. You most likely only ever saw Pickle once, and it was when you were with your brothers in Kourakuen. It was just in passing, but they haven’t forgotten the look of sheer awe in your eyes as you took in the prehistoric man before you. You were at a safe distance of course, and sheltered behind your brothers in the event he tried to come any closer.  You had to peek through limbs and stand on tip toes to get a good glimpse, and were extremely grumpy when Jack and Baki whisked you away in a hurry. You didn’t even get to wave hello. :(

Honestly, you thought Pickle was a little cute. Intimidating, yes, but the flabbergasted look that spread across his face as he took in this new world around him, mixed with the childlike glee that lit his features when he uncovered something new or exciting… You couldn’t help but find it a little endearing.

However the brothers knew from the moment Pickle saw you, they were in trouble. That toothy grin mixed with the inquisitive gleam his eyes held as they locked on to your every movement held only impure intentions. They got you out of there as quickly as they could, but the warning glances they cast Pickle on the way out seemed to excite him more than dissuade.

At first you found it a little silly, all the effort your brothers were putting into this seemed like a waste of time more than anything. After that first brief meeting with Pickle you really couldn’t fathom a moment where you would ever again be in his presence, let alone have him be a threat to you. If anything, you were more concerned about what someone like that would do to one of your brothers if they ever got in a serious fight. You were well aware that both men were actively pursuing an altercation with Pickle, and it made you cringe thinking the sheer amount of violence they were willing and eager to inflict upon each other. It was hard for you to wrap your head around. Pickle seemed almost… Pure? What joy they found in beating on someone like that, you couldn’t understand. 

Regardless, you figure they just need some time to see how ridiculous they were being, and as time passes so will their irrational fear of Pickle getting to you.

What YOU don’t realize is that even though your encounter with Pickle was brief, he is VERY much interested in you. There was no courting in his time line, base instincts taking precedence. What he wanted he would claim by any means necessary. He is intrigued by you, a feeling of insatiable curiosity pulling him towards you. You were so tiny, yet guarded by such fierce beasts. He wanted to see you again, wanted to get his hands on you. He needed to know just what about you made you so desirable, not just to him, but to the others as well. You were new, you were mysterious, you were confusing and beautiful and you smelled so nice… If he got the chance, he would definitely steal you away and spend time alone with you, giving you his undivided attention and taking as much time as needed to unravel your mysteries and make you his mate.

Your flippant attitude towards Pickle, mixed with the awareness Pickle has taken a liking to you only serves to make the brothers more domineering. Don't you understand how much danger you are in? The brothers kept this particular broadcast from you, but they saw what Pickle did to that news reporter woman on national television and they'll be damned if you become his next source of release. They’re not leaving your side until he’s out of the picture entirely, no matter how long it takes.

As for Yujiro, I feel like overall he just likes seeing you in different, compromising situations. He takes great pleasure in seeing you squirm-watching with unparalleled interest as you time and time again get yourself into messy affairs, often without even realizing you are doing it. It’s truly incredible that you don’t realize the threat Pickle poses to you, and he can’t help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all. You must be blind, because it only took one look for Yujiro to ascertain Pickles intentions, and that his advances were not something you would walk away from unscathed.

Yujiro knows he can stop it in a moment. He was definitely stronger than Pickle and much smarter too. Yujiro’s presence alone would be enough to dissuade Pickle from ever looking your way again, taking only a small exertion of his power to stop him dead in his tracks and get him fleeing with his tail between his legs. But there was something about the way you were so nonchalant about Pickle that kept him from intervening. It was almost as if you were toying with him, tempting him with your big doe eyes and clueless nature. Did you feel comfortable around Pickle because you knew if necessary, daddy would save you? Surely he wouldn’t let his little Princess be ravaged by this big scary Neanderthal, right?

Don’t worry, Yujiro won’t let Pickle destroy one of his favorite toys, but he’s also not gonna play knight in shining armor unless the reward is worth it. So go ahead and play dumb, writhe and cry out for help when you inevitably get trapped in Pickles embrace. When Yujiro rips your quaking form from the cave mans grasp, and you fall into his open arms sobbing, hurt, and half naked, he expects you to show him nothing but the utmost appreciation. That is unless you prefer him watching as Pickle has a few rounds with you. Would you like that, having your father’s unwavering gaze drink in every inch of your debauched form as you are taken like a wild animal? Yujiro didn’t hate the thought of it, monitoring the situation while he smiled down on you devilishly, your face constricting in a mix of pain, fear, and pleasure as another man had his way with you.  

Whatever you want princess, just don’t wear yourself out before he gets a turn.

#in short: you are up for a hell of a wild ride :) #Jack and Baki are ready to throw hands the moment Pickle so much as ever breaths in your direction #Yujiro is like lol lets see how she handles this one >:) #and Pickle is just like... I want her :) #thank you for this ask it was very fun! #baki imagines #mothwingswritings

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I love how Brennan as a DM was all "Riz, you need more than good grades. You need to stand out. You need showstopping extracurriculars." and to Kristen he was all, "I'm going to throw the weight of an entire religion at you, make you relive your family trauma through your brother and give you relationship issues."

Yet, SOMEHOW, when Brennan introduced little miss four dogs, the driven type A rogue, and had her run for president, setting up the perfect foil for Riz's character and an amazing extracurricular for Riz to aim for in one fell swoop, THE ENTIRE PARTY WENT "KRISTEN 4 PREZ!!!! SHRIMP PARTY 2.0!!!"

Don't get me wrong, I love that Ally went for the fucking throat on vibes alone. Like, that was truly loathing at first sight and I love that for them, I really do.

BUT ALSO THAT WAS RIZ'S PLOTLINE KRISTEN. YOU HAVE LIKE THREE PLOTLINES KRISTEN. WHY ARE YOU ADDING MORE TO YOUR PLATE KRISTEN.

#i do love that the entire party without a thought went 'Kristen kill this bitch. politically. then physically' #and riz without a fucking second thought assigned himself as kristens campaign manager #they are so ride or die and i love it #rip Brennan trying to get the plot back of track by having Jawbone be like 'hey Riz dontcha think maybe shes EXACTLY like you?!' #and riz was all 'What? im too busy making buttons and spying to read between your lines. i got tryouts in four minutes' #anyway #wild #im expecting riz to declare that the rat muncher cleric is his nemesis now. just from vibes alone. #riz and kristen just swap enemies for no fucking reason. queer solidarity tbh. love that for them #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #brennan lee mulligan

[coffee-cait]

🦊 Live Laugh Hehe >:'3c 🦊

Thank you for all the amazing memories and for being our fox mom Nina. Wishing you nothing but the best on your new journey ahead! We'll miss you 💗

#fanart #vtubers #nijisanji #nijisanji en #nina kosaka #i.. i cant believe im losing my nijiEN oshi #i... i have SO MUCH art of her on the back burner #this drawing was literally supposed to be something i was gonna tackle after the wild ride of convention season was over and i'd have time #but uh.. OOPS GUESS NOT #really wanted to get something done now... i cant believe she's really gone now...

[h0estar]

can we talk about how so many of us practically grew up with noragami? many of us here are now adults who have liked this series since we were kids. we really stuck around long enough to see it through to the end. it's commendable, honestly. waiting in agony every month for whatever hell adatchitoka wanted us to go through was an experience in itself, and this comment made me chuckle thinking about it.

well, they weren't wrong! i have so much love for this series and the journey i had with it from start to finish. noragami is never leaving my heart and mind, and this sick empty feeling when a series i love ends will haunt me for the rest of my days. thank you for all these years. goodbye noragami <3

#and the fandom not being too big is great bc it feels like a slumber party every time a new chapter drops and we all cry abt it tg #curiosity for yukine's backstory got me here and it's been a wild ride ever since #noragami will always be my favorite manga and yato & yukine will always be my favorite characters <3 #16 yr old me would be appalled if she knew hiyori and nora made it to my top faves xD #changing noragami's category on my manga app from monthly to completed actually ripped my heart to shreds #feeling emo again huhu ;-; #before anyone comes for me teenagers are literally kids so shut #noragami final chapter #noragami end #noragami manga #noragami spoilers #noragami #yato #yukine #hiyori

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Noel is Gay and uses he/him and she/her (when in drag) pronouns!

#his song is WILD but I enjoy it. honestly that's how I feel about the whole musical though #he was submitted 8 times #noel gruber #rtc #rtc musical #ride the cyclone #noel rtc #tumblr polls #fandom polls #poll #gay #he/him #she/her #musical theater #lgbtqia #do you know this queer character

[shannonsketches]

Weird Horsegirl Ganondorf fun fact of today is that in Ocarina of Time Ganondorf rides without a bridle! Even in the concept art his horse lacks any bit or reigns (as does Epona, and every other horse).

What it mainly means is that the N64 didn't have the power to mess with an unnecessary complex item to render -- but what it could be interpreted to mean for the sake of fandom fun is that the horses are raised and trained to be ridden bridleless.

Not to be up my own headcanons about horses being a big thing in Gerudo Valley and Malon's mom being Gerudo and there being a reason that Gan's horse is specified as a pure black Gerudo Stallion because other Gerudo horses don't look like that but -- have you seen the dressings on the other horses?

All of them, even Zelda's horse, have a call to Gerudo patterning. Except for Epona, who was only able to be approached, touched, and ridden by Link and presumably Malon herself.

It's no secret that the Gerudo are more or less pulled from African and Arabic cultures, but fun fact about Arabian horses, they used to be given as prized gifts to royalty and important political figures.

So if they are inspired by Arabian horse history --

Although the specific area of the Arabian Peninsula where the breed originated can’t be pinpointed, it is widely accepted that around 2500 B.C., the Bedouin people were responsible for developing the desert horses that became the ancestors of the Arabian horse. The nomads’ keen horse sense and meticulous attention to proper care and breeding created an animal that could withstand the harsh environment of the desert, surviving extreme heat and cold with little water and the food they shared with their handlers. A life of travel also required horses with great lung capacity, endurance and stamina. (x)

It's very possible that all of the horses in OoT have ancestry in Gerudo Valley!

#lays on the ground and thinks about how Zelda's horse might've been a gift from Gerudo Valley celebrating her birth #anyway i'll be over here!!! thinking about Gerudo and Horses and still being salty I can't ride in the desert in the wilds era aklsjd #clinging to my Malon's Mom Was Gerudo because usually dairy farmers don't breed horses -- it's a different specialty and a full time job #and Talon is definitely more dairy farmer so. It makes sense to me that Mama was doing the horse breeding. And mama had the red hair. #And Ingo was SO eager to kiss Gan's ass which seems to me like he's been there before -- and he wouldn't if his horse was Gerudo bred #anyway tl;dr this is a hill i cry on #I told my friends once that I hc the Gerudo came to get Mal's mom when she got sick and she refused to leave even if it would've saved her #and that they would come back for her body so she could be buried in her homeland #and when Malon was old enough she'd be welcome there but of course when Malon was old enough Ingo didn't let her leave #and she wouldn't leave the horses behind -- just like her mama. there was just no safe way to get herself and the animals out #anyway. :) good morning. #lozhc #oot eidolon

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Some of my favorite Lydia faces from the Harvey comics

#I found the Harvey comics free online- and BOY are they a wild ride! #(As with the cartoon in general- but that’s the fun I think.) #The blue poncho was an absolute serve! Though I’m not sure where her shoes went?? #(Hillbilly Child- you’re gonna get a splinter!!!) #I also love how small and little she is in the comics compared to the other characters. She’s just a little cutie pie! #beetlejuice animated #beetlejuice #beetlejuice cartoon #Beetlejuice comics #harvey comics

[velvetjune]

Thinking about Saga coming home after the events of Alan Wake 2 to see her family, and Tor and Odin just. coming with to also visit the family. Congratulations Logan, you now have two party animal gods as your great grandparents for the (thankfully avoided) price of almost getting written out of existence!

#this is based off of absolutely nothing but it’d be fun if they taught Logan to play one of their instruments ! #or let her play the chimes in one of their performances lol #Tor and Odin would be very overwhelming at first but Logan seems to love family time! even if she jokingly complains #and imo I think saga would tell Logan about them and her seer powers. maybe not Everything that happened just yet but she wouldn’t want #Logan to be kept in the dark. she’s in for a wild ride when she hears all these stories #extremely funny how Tors will in some way always include ‘so i was beating someone up with my hammer—‘ #alan wake 2 #saga anderson #logan anderson #tor anderson #odin anderson #this is just a bunch of thoughts all thrown together

[goodobservationshirley]

Soon you’ll realize what this experience did for you, and what remains will be gratitude.

#the wilds #the wilds spoilers #thewildsedit #WAS SHE GRETCHEN #WAS SHE #no but now i have to rewatch season 1 #knowing that leah is playing them #and i have to rewatch fatin and shelby's interviews #knowing that they knew something was up #(and knowing that fatin was ride or die for leah at this point) #and also i have to rewatch fatin 'i don't get tight with girls' jadmani falling love with a girl because it never gets old