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cigarettesmokerkaite · 3 years

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Babysitting amelia

Summary: you and alex babysit matt and breana's daughter amelia for the night making cupcakes and watching peppa pig

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"Alex tidy the living room they'll be here soon" I said to my boyfriend today we were babysitting Amelia tonight for Matt and breana

"When sheh comin" Alex asked

"In half an hour go move your arse" I said

And with that Alex quickly tidied the living room while I tackled the spare bedroom for her

Soon enough the house was tidy and there was a knock on the door

"I'll get it" Alex said he jumped up and ran to the door

Alex's POV

I ran to the door eager to see my niece since I've not seen her in a while

I opened the door to see a very excited 4 year old running to me

"Uncle Alex" she beamed

"Ello sweetheart" I said picking her up

"Alright al" Matt said "alright mate" I replied

"Amelia now you be a good girl for uncle Alex and auntie Y/n while we're away" breana said to her

"Yes mummy I will" Amelia replied

"Any problems al call us" Brie said

"No need teh shehs always good for us aren't yeh" I said looking at my niece who nodded

We said our goodbyes and made our way into the house

"Look who I've got" I said making my way over to y/n

"Auntie y/n" Amelia beamed

"Meme" y/n beamed meme is a nickname y/n called Amelia all the time

I putted Amelia down on the floor and she went running to my girlfriend

"What are we doing tonight" Amelia asked

"Well Amelia I bought some cupcake mix weh can make cupcakes" I said

"Yes" Amelia said excitedly

Y/n POV

It was about 5:30pm we finished dinner I was cleaning the dishes

"Auntie y/n" Amelia said tugging my cardigan

"Yes meme" I said smiling down at her

"Can me you and uncle Alex make cuppy cake now" she asked Alex now entering the kitchen

"Yes of course just let me clean this last plate and then we'll make them" I replied Amelia nodded and sprinted back into the living room

"Don't run meme you'll fall" I called

Alex chuckled behind me

"What" I asked looking over my shoulder

"Nofing joost it's quite sexeh when yeh get all mummeh wif Amelia" Alex said

"So my motherly instincts are turning you on Turner" I teased As Alex wrapped his arms around my waist

"Maybeh" he chuckled

"Well to bad we're babysitting and your not getting any tonight" I stated knowing it would piss him off

"Who said I'm no' gettin aneh" he whispered into my ear pulling away

"Amelia time teh make cupcakes" Alex called

"Ok coming" she shouted running into the kitchen

We took the box and Alex got eggs and butter from the fridge while I preheated the oven

"So Wha' do weh do luv" Alex asked me

"We put this packet into a bowl" I stated pointing to the packet that says sponge mix

Alex opened the packet giving it to Amelia so she could pour it into the bowl getting it over the counter

"Whoops" Amelia giggled

"Oh no weh got flour everywhere" Alex giggled

"Al you crack the egg" I instructed

While I went to the sink to wet a cloth

Alex POV

While y/n wetted the cloth I tapped Amelias shoulder putting a finger to my lips telling her to be quiet

I grabbed an egg while Amelia was watching I walked over to y/n and cracked the egg over her head

"ALEX YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD" she shouted causing me and Amelia to laugh our heads off

"Auntieh y/n sweared" I said looking at Amelia

"Auntie y/n has to sit in the naughty corner" Amelia said

"No fair meme uncle Alex cracked an egg over my head"y/n said pretending to be shocked

"Sorreh babeh go wash yer hair" I said pecking her lips then she was off into the bathroom

Me and Amelia finished placing the sponge mix into the cupcake liners and in the oven for 15 minutes

"Wha' do yeh wanna do now" I asked Amelia

"Watch peppy pig" she beamed

"Lets go then" I said as we made our way into the living room

I putted on peppa pig for Amelia sitting beside her and watching it

Y/n POV

I got out the shower and made my way back into the living room to see Alex and Amelia watching peppa pig making me giggle

"Alex the cakes" I said giggling

"Alright come on Amelia" Alex said getting off the settee

We checked on the cakes that were now cooked

"Can we make icing now"Amelia asked

"Yeah what kind buttercream or normal" I asked

"Buttercream" Alex and Amelia said in union

Once we made the icing the cupcakes were cool

I grabbed an icing bag and let Amelia place the icing on the cupcakes

"They look yummeh" Alex said licking his lips

"Yeah they do" I chuckled

After we tidied up we ate a few of the cupcakes they were surprisingly tasty

It was now 9:00 and time for Amelia to go to bed

"Alright meme bedtime"I said

"Okay auntie y/n" Amelia said as we walked to the bedroom she'll be sleeping in for the night I changed her into her pyjamas and tucked her in

"Can you tell me a story please" Amelia asked yawning

I said yes and told her the story of Cinderella but a shortish version once I finished with the story Amelia was asleep

I snuck out the room making my way back into the living room to see Alex with two more of the cupcakes on the coffee table

"Wanna watch a movieh babeh" Alex asked grinning

"Why not" I chuckled Alex laid on the settee and opened his arms for me to basically lay on top of him

"Wha' yeh wanna watch" Alex asked giving my head a peck

"What about norbit" I suggested

"Yeah why not" Alex said putting the film on Netflix

During the movie and was stroking my hair making my eyes constantly flutter shut

"Yeh tired babeh" Alex asked

"A little" I replied

"Let's get yeh teh bed" Alex announced we got up and went to our bedroom got changed into pyjamas and I instantly fell asleep with Alex spooning me from behind

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wh6res · 3 years

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taeil — part of the my bloody valentine collection.

prompt. soulmates are connected by a red string.

synopsis. taeil thinks the whole system is bullshit. he needs to take matters into his own hands.

warnings. tread cautiously. swearing, mentions of death, blood, mentions of kidnapping, violence, turning a 'lil dubcon near the end, severe stockholm syndrome, manipulation

disclaimer. a friendly reminder that i do not, under any circumstance, condone or support any acts like this. this is not love and this is not how a normal relationship should be like. the things i write are all fiction and should be treated as such and if you don’t like it, please do not read it and waste your time hating on it. the 9 members of nct 127 do not act like this in real life and shouldn’t act like this in real life.

thank you to. sexeh sam @yukwonghei, cutie charlie @dundun-baby, and baby rina @greenish-taro for beta-reading!

since he was a kid, he’s fantasized about meeting his soulmate. creating scenario after scenario of how he’d meet ‘the one’ as he had cheesily addressed and had absolutely freaked when he finally saw the red string tied around his right wrist on his 20th birthday—courtesy of the soulmate rules of the universe, where one will finally be able to see the string tied around their body once they’ve come of age.

for years before he met that other soul who’s destined to be with him, taeil would stare at the red thread lying across the floor, disappearing under the gap of his door and out to the world unknown. he’d be so distracted, so aloof and in his own world as he anticipates the long-awaited day until his professor calls him out—“moon! do yourself a favor and stop daydreaming!”

until his friends snap him out of it—“thinking of them again? really?”

until his parents shake him out of his thoughts—“don’t worry, i bet they’ll love you!”

sometimes he just loved staring at the string, it was something so measly as a bunch of threads intricately woven together yet it held such a symbol in today’s world. call him lovesick or stupid but was it really wrong to feel excited? taeil’s even betting the person on the other side of this string is just as excited as he was, if not more.

in the man’s eyes, the strings are a symbol of something more than love—it symbolized the person the universe has created especially for him and no one else.

taeil can’t even imagine a world without these strings. how difficult it would be, to love and invest in someone who will only end up breaking your heart? no, the strings also meant reassurance.

assurance that he won’t get hurt.

an assurance of faithfulness.

he had only been a wide-eyed fresh grad looking for some place to intern when it happened. like a scene right out of a cheesy romance movie—he felt the persistent tugs of the string before finally meeting his soulmate. well, using the word meet to describe the whole ordeal is a huge stretch because it was more of a holy shit, is that my soulmate? rather than a hi, i'm your soulmate, taeil!

he merely saw the back of her poised figure but taeil’s heart felt like it wanted to explode, his emotions a mess and feeling everything to the extremes. nervous. scared. anxiety. happiness. excitement—it was all coming at him like bullets.

as taeil stared at her back, walking away, johnny kept shoving him forward, encouraging him to finally approach the person he’s been waiting for ever since that soulmate string appeared around his pinky.

but he couldn’t—not because he was so anxious he’d accidentally vomit the 4-cheese whopper he had for lunch but due to the line of people trailing behind his soulmate like a bunch of baby ducks to their mom. the thought of coming up to his soulmate and introducing himself in front of all those people?

romantic, maybe, but taeil doesn’t have the stomach to do that.

he remembers how much johnny had wolf whistled, unbelieving of the fact his friend managed to snag the possible heir to the company they’re attending an interview in as his soulmate.

“lucky little asshole,” johnny muttered.

taeil had been experiencing the post-effects of seeing his soulmate that he just weakly punched johnny’s arm for the heck of it. he probably didn’t even hear the name his younger friend had called him. taeil’s mind is clouding over, no thoughts in his head but the white polo shirt she wore, sleeves neatly rolled up, and the black pencil skirt hugging her legs and making her ass look so plump.

focus. he needs to focus on the interview right now or else he won’t even have the chance to work here and officially meet her. everything the interviewer asked passed through his head like paper planes in a classroom, shamelessly asking the woman sitting before him to repeat the question, too busy reveling about how their soulmate story would be the cliché office-love. not that taeil minds, he’d love going to work together—

two weeks later, johnny receives an email of acceptance. taeil doesn’t.

the man nearly threw his laptop away out of sheer disbelief and anger. okay, sure, maybe he could’ve done better in the interview but he graduated with latin honors in college! and from a prestigious college at that. he shouldn’t even be applying as a mere intern with the skill set he had yet he went with it because he’d always dreamed of working there.

and now knowing his soulmate is possibly someone who holds a high position in the company? everything just kept getting better and better for moon taeil.

except for that fucking email—pft, or lack thereof. how can they not accept him when he’s more capable than johnny, anyway? for fuck’s sake! taeil doesn’t even ask that guy for rent and he’s so thick-skinned that he stayed up to this day and freeloaded off taeil’s food and shelter.

the absolute unfairness of the situation makes taeil’s blood reach a fever point. he’s completely lossed it, leading him to spit “get the fuck out!” to the other male occupant in the apartment with eyes glaring and lips pulled into a nasty sneer.

johnny’s never seen taeil this upset before and decided that he’d be better off abiding by the older man’s wishes instead of contradicting it.

no. no. no. this can’t be happening. if taeil doesn’t work there, with her, all his sweet fantasies won’t come true and god forbid she ends up falling for another person in the company.

anyone would be naturally drawn to taeil’s soulmate. in his eyes, she’s a goddess in the flesh. taeil doesn’t even need to see her face, from the few seconds he saw a glimpse of her, her presence and allure in itself is already eye-catching. the way her low ponytail swished from side to side as she walked, her back straight and head held high.

taeil needs to see her again. maybe if she finds out he’s her soulmate she’ll put a good word in and he’ll get hired.

yeah. yeah, that’s a good plan.

“please get out of my office or i’ll call security.”

or not.

“no, wait. but i just said i’m your soulmate!” to further prove his point, he even raises up his pinky and sure enough the other end of the string is tied around hers. the incessant pull is there and if not for her sharp cold eyes anchoring him to the ground, taeil would’ve long been soaring high in cloud nine.

“and i said i don’t care,” she snaps just as her fingers sneakily pressed a button in her phone. “i have a fiancé. the whole soulmate bullshit doesn’t apply to rich people. so for the fucking last time, get out of my office.”

“but—”

the double doors of the vice president’s office bounces off the walls when two burly guards barge in. dressed in a white long sleeves and those heavy tinted shades of glasses that taeil hates. the two men waste no time in hooking their arms underneath the smaller, frail man as he thrashes against their arms.

“how can you not care about your soulmate?!” taeil can feel the beginning licks of the flames eating up his whole world as everything comes crashing down before his very eyes. “i’ve been—i’ve been waiting my whole life for you and this is how you treat me?!”

he doesn’t know what hurts more, the scratch in his throat as he screamed with all his might or the stoic look written on her face as the guards haul him away.

when johnny heard the news he’d never felt so sorry for his friend. rumors that initially circulated only between the executive board members had spread and trickled down to the common folk on the lower levels. johnny making it a mission to find out, had extracted himself from his usual cheery and extroverted self to blend in with the background. taeil has yet to talk to him after he got kicked out, so asking his friend—or ex-friend?—about what happened is out of the question.

but like any other breed of rumor, the tale of their vice president’s soulmate barging in her office is ever changing through each mouth that tells the story. johnny doesn't know what to believe in. he’s been trying to put off a meeting with the older man ever since he started crashing in taeyong’s apartment instead. not that taeil himself even tried reaching out to johnny, anyway.

so why should he, when he doesn’t even know what he did wrong?

but there’s a nagging voice at the back of johnny’s head. his conscience isn’t too loud but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s there and it doesn’t need excessive volumes to be heard. all it takes is a second of distraction from the paperwork he does, attention straying from the task at hand, and his body will automatically be wracked with guilt.

knowing how much taeil had waited for his soulmate to come to his life, knowing how taeil can readily give everything up for his soulmate without even meeting them yet… and now knowing taeil just got the worst ever rejection in his entire life?

johnny can’t possibly imagine the pain he’s going through. is he really going to choose now out of all times to be petty because taeil kicked him out when he didn’t even bother asking johnny for anything in return during his stay in the apartment?

so when taeil finally contacted him, the sketchyness of what he had asked for flew right over johnny’s head. rational thoughts flying out the window because taeil needs him, he should his friend after everything taeil did for him—

“hey, uhm… i need insider’s information, can you do that for me?”

you shook your head at the long story johnny told you. tuffs of your hair have escaped the intricate pigtails taeil has put your hair up in earlier before he left for work. he’s always hated having your hair messy, but at the moment you couldn’t find yourself to care.

“i wouldn’t put it past taeil’s original soulmate…” you think aloud, mouth speaking before you can stop yourself as you stare disdainfully at the dulled string wrapped around your pinky—it lost its divine red glow after your captor had cut it off on the same day he whisked you away.

ironic, how easy it was to destroy something so important.

you backtracked, realizing the gravity of what you said before looking up at your captor’s friend. johnny doesn’t look all too impressed and he sighs at the pleading look in your eyes. please, don’t tell him.

“i guess you’re somewhat right…” he gives in, coursing his fingers through his hair. “taeil had been… very passionate on finding his soulmate. but i mean, come on, why’d you even marry someone who isn’t your soulmate? i don’t blame taeil for doing what he did to them.”

johnny ignores the way your breath hitches and your body halts all movement. “what—what did he do?”

“paid them a ‘lil visit after gathering enough resources from someone on the inside,” his face stoic, voice monotone. johnny doesn’t like talking about this one. “he studied their schedules, where they live, where they work, how they get to work, what time they sleep, what time they wake. then just one day…”

he drags a finger across his neck.

“oh.”

pathetically, it was all you can say. why did you even bother to ask, anyway? if taeil had been willing to exert force just to keep you in line, then he has the stomach for whatever gruesome deaths he subjected his soulmate and her fiancé to.

you nibble on your lip as you stare at the knot of thread lying on the floor. you don’t see the need to wear the collar wrapped around your neck when that knot is good enough a reminder that you’re now bound to taeil. that he’s fucked around with your destiny and decided he’ll have you out of all people.

its hard to believe taeil once almost worshipped the soulmate bonds, not when all he’s ever done is look at it like it's the bane of his existence and calling it a curse to humanity.

“do you know that you’re—”

“that i’m the 5th? yeah, i know. i saw all the knots on his string.” you defeatedly say, a vivid image of the knots spaced across his string like tophies. “taeil doesn’t like me staring at them, though.”

and you yourself didn’t like staring at them. you never thought something so small and insignificant can mean something so sinister. the knots on his string acting like a body counter. will he get sick of you one day and you’ll just be another knot on his string?

“you’re nothing like his soulmate—i’m not insulting you or anything, i’m just saying the truth. the past girls all had at least something in common with her but you… nothing. not even your hair shines like hers, and that’s even after taeil has taken good care of you.”

this doesn’t soothe you in any sense and before you can open your mouth to retort, the familiar beeping of the code getting punched into the keypad cuts you off.

taeil stood in the entrance as he shrugged off his coat, his polo crinkled at some areas and pieces of his hair had escaped that slicked back hairstyle.

“you’re home early…”

your blood runs cold when he doesn’t even offer you a glance, skipping you out and immediately addressing johnny. “i thought i told you to go home already after delivering the food.”

you admire the way johnny’s eyes roll. must be nice not to be so fucking terrified of the man. “yeah, but your current sweetheart here was lonely and practically begged me to stay.”

the sting of betrayal never grows familiar.

“i never said anything—”

“you did, have you forgotten already?” you hate the show of lust clouding in johnny’s eyes as he stares you down. this can’t be happening right now. “have you forgotten how you even came unto me? whined like a bitch about how taeil doesn’t even fuck you hard enough and you had to fake orgasms all the time?”

“that’s not true!” your frustration manifests as tears. they sting your eyes as you look at taeil. “i never said anything—”

but you pale when you realize they’re not even listening to you, the two guys fist bumping in the foyer and exchanging a few words like “thanks for telling me,” and “no problem, bro,” were heard before taeil is heatedly storming up to you.

you feel numb as you look over taeil’s shoulder at the little smirk johnny shoots at you. have fun, he mouths mockingly and then he’s out the door, extracting himself from the mess he created.

when taeil wordlessly drags you across the hallway, you thought he’ll make a right turn and into the bedroom but imagine your surprise when he pulls you instead towards the bathroom. he wastes no time throwing you against the cold hard tiles as he tells you only one thing.

“strip.”

“taeil…”

“you don’t want to be replaced.” it doesn’t take a genius to know taeil had hit the nail on the head. all your movements come to a halt, looking up at him with an unreadable look in your face. “that’s your fear, isn’t it? that if you die, if i kill you, i can just look for another girl and you’d be forgotten at the snap of a finger. i’m right, aren’t i?”

you gulp, his words stinging even if he didn’t mean for it to sting. or maybe he did. taeil takes a step closer to you, studying your appearance as he brings a hand up to caress your tear-stained face.

spots in your clothes are wet due to the splashes of water on the tiles, and the clips in your hair that once looked neat and perfect are now hanging in disarray, falling off in some places.

“i’m sorry,” you sob. “i’m sorry, john—johnny’s lying. you—you have to—to believe me. please don’t replace me… i’ll be good, i promise…”

truly, there’s no better motivator than fear. and there’s no better way to mess with someone’s head than using their weakness against them.

“you say you’ll be good but i tell you to strip and you couldn’t even do that?”

taeil could never imagine replacing you. he finds it stupid, whatever that brought in this fear of yours, but it doesn’t mean he won’t be extracting every little bit he can get out of this.

he can only stare in awe when you start wiggling your way out of your pretty pink clothes, eyes drinking every bit of your skin slowly being exposed to him as he reaches behind you to open the running water, slowly filling the bathtub.

“get in,” he instructs and you waste no time.

as he sheds his own clothes, he can practically feel the want radiating off you. he knew johnny’s lying, but he humored his friend still. there’s no way you can fake the noises you always make. plus, taeil has seen one too many times the cum dribbling out of your cunt after he’s fucked you into oblivion. he scoffs. harder? then he’ll be breaking you in half already.

taeil swats your hand away as it reaches for his cock and he hopes you don’t notice it twitching before you when you let out a cute whine.

“you want it?”

you nod urgently, salavitating at the thought. taeil was more of a giver to his partners, it’s rare for him to take his pleasure first but you’re far from complaining.

“oh, i don’t know…” he pouts, fisting himself in front of you before giving it a few testing pumps. he swallows the hiss threatening to spill from his lips, chuckling instead at the intense look in your eyes as it follows his hand movements.

you were by far the most compliant girl he’s ever had, someone who’d rather stay than escape. his methods of forcing someone into submission worked extremely well with you. so really, how can he let go of his glorified little pet?

“you’re not lying to me, aren’t you? i got hurt, you know, with what johnny said… i guess i was doing something wrong.”

“no!” your reply is immediate. “no, that’s not true—”

hands wrap around your throat like a vice. “how about you prove it to me, love? tell me everything i want to hear.”

now, this is easy. you’ve practically memorized everything you need to tell him to boost his ego. it doesn’t even take much of an effort.

“i love your cock so much that my body hurts. it hits all the right places inside of me and i will never even dream of wanting another man because they won’t be able to fuck me like you do.”

you feel giddy when he smiles that satisfied smile, your toes curling in anticipation as he leans in to give his obedient darling a kiss—

until he shoves your face down the water.

it doesn’t take much effort to wrestle your limbs down and insert himself into you, groaning at the feeling of your lush and moist walls sucking him in. you’re always so damn wet when he fucks you, oh how much he loves it. loves how tighter your cunt wraps around him as you squirm and fight him to get to the surface of the half-filled tub.

it was only after a few deep thrusts did he relent and pull you up, the few hair clips in your hair floating in the water around as you gasp greedy amounts of air. one look at taeil’s face pulled in ecstasy is enough for you to know it was well worth it.

maybe being rejected by his soulmate was a blessing in disguise. maybe the disobedience of every girl he took before you had been deliberately well-planned. or else he’d never would’ve met you.

taeil was right. all the soulmate and soulmark shit is utterly useless and stupid. because you are by no means his soulmate, but fuck he’ll never let you go.

not when your destiny is to lay there underneath him, taking whatever it is that he gave you like a good little whore.

#yandere nct #nct imagines #nct scenarios #yandere taeil #yandere nct 127 #taeil imagines #taeil scenarios #taeil smut

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loxxxlay · 4 years

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was playing jackbox tv with my friends for new years day, and lmfao, you get to choose your name, and i was in a Sexeh Sexeh mood, so i started out with

“that bitch”

but one of my friends informed me that it was the username that SHE always uses (jokingly of course)

but i was like WELL I WANNA BE ORIGINAL SO CAN’t DO tHAt. so i made everyone restart the game so i could put in my username, and for each game i chose one progressively weirder and sexier, such as:

“thot“

“hot bae”

“sexy slut“

“horror whore”

“nude luster”

“lucky fuck”

“std spread”

“danger vjj”

Feel free to steal any of these lovely word combinations. I’m personally a huge fan of “nude luster” and “the horror whore” as potential handles lmfao wow incredible

#my friends love me #cant you tell #lox talks personal

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d-structive · 5 years

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So! Yesterday, bored me asked to @kasper-the-ghost for some random ideas for some doodles.

She said this dude. Modeling for thy notorious brand. Either in a silly pose, or a sexeh one. Now...Me being me cannot do sexeh stuff, but I can easily do stupid. Also, I believe there is nothing more hidden in plain sight than him, right?

So yeah...Enjoy this garbo. He could sell anything to you.

#jacksepticeye #antisepticeye #my art #d-structive #chibi art #doodles

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supermodelcats · 5 years

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Caffreys and Rukia. He's 13 she's 3. He's sensible, she's...not. He's got sexeh, she's got, err, tufty ears 😁

#cats #supermodels #pretty cats

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titconao3 · 5 years

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Lucifer

Refers to this ask, send me a character and I’ll list…

(brace yourself, it’s pretty long!)

favourite thing about them

Weeeeell, I’m a sucker for complex characters - with such a long history and the many possibilities to play with Bible stuff, religions, myths, fantasy in his past and in his abilities, it’s a nice start.Then there’s the long-lived alien among short-lived humans tragedy (i think I’ve killed everyone at least once in my fics - um. Maybe not Amenadiel?).And then, he’s just - at the same time, so good and so bad at fitting among humankind.He’s full of contradictions, he’s fun and loves life and does all he can to not think because he doesn’t much like / respect himself if he thinks about it. He tries so hard to do good and help his friends and then he destroys everything in one go, he’s a mess trying to untangle it all (hi Linda!), and it’s fascinating.He’s also evolving, changing so much: his interactions with Linda, Trixie, Dan… are so different now; he’s made actual friends, he’s even grown a real relationship with Amenadiel. He sees Maze as her own person now & even if he still slips into old habits at times he always remembers she’s her own demon in the end, for better or worse (poor Maze is getting a painful crash-course in earth-style human life and relationships!).

least favourite thing about them

Hm… in S1 it took a lot of time for me to warm up to him, because of his constant will you have sex can we have sex etc with Chloe. Sure, it shows how he progresses when he drops it, etc but damn it was painful to watch. cringecringecringeHonestly in Chloe’s shoes I wouldn’t have been able to stomach any of it. It wasn’t fun, amusing, flirty or anything like that to me.

favourite line

Oh my - so many good lines in the show, I can’t think of one over others :D

brOTP

*gulp* Dan? Trixie? Linda? Ella? I really canNOT choose!Honestly, even (especially?) Chloe - they’re friends, and that’s why I can get behind that ship. Blah blah longing looks and kisses whatever. They make each other laugh and have each other’s back, and it makes my day!

OTP

Well, Chloe i guess?

nOTP

Hm. In the present / future of the show, anyone not Chloe, I’d say - unless it’s in a more-than-2-people relationship.In the past? Well, canonically there was Maze & Linda, and everyone had a good time.It’s not a character I can see with anyone not Chloe because canon emphasises that, I think.

random headcanon

Lucifer will find a way to keep his human family around without himself becoming human (this squicks me for a variety of reasons) or turning them into non-humans (same); my preference goes to realizing he is not, in fact, banned from Heaven.And yes, the humans will grow old and die; but since the afterlife is canon... it doesn’t mean goodbye forever, in that universe!

unpopular opinion

I have several ^_^Hm, among the worst ones I can have… *braces for shocked gasps if anyone reads this*

I really, really don’t like the singing. I find most of the time the songs they pick don’t fit the actor’s range, he overextends and sounds wrong and it’s grating to my ears. It gives me lots of 2d-hand embarrassment. I just can’t - no. Please, no more (there will be more).I’m not the only one to think that, but we’re all a secret siblinghood of people who generally stay in the closet about that one ;-)

I don’t find his accent swoon-worthy - he’s, you know. A bloke, mate. Just a bloke ;-) but I frankly despise the early, overdone S1 accent, overly posh and really a true snotty bastard’s voice. Ew. So glad he dialled it back down to a more regular southern-ish bloke one.

song i associate with them

Well, there’s a wide selection to pick from in the soundtrack and I associate a lot of them with Lucifer?

favorite picture of them

I don’t know… anything not posed to look sexeh or smouldering etc because generally to me he looks slightly ridiculous in those. Something genuine :-)

#Anonymous #lucifer #ask

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deco-devolution · 6 years

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“Stop drawin powrn of Elizabet guays. She is my babeh even tho I put her in a corset that shows off her bewbs because she now a WOman it’s an artistic stylization not sexeh.” - Ken Levine

OK BUT THIS IS HIS EXACT SENTIMENT SOOOOOO

#Anonymous

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awordwasthebeginning · 7 years

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Judge a book by its...summary on the internet

Archangel's Viper (Guild Hunter #10)

“Enter New York Times bestselling author Nalini Singh’s breathtakingly passionate Guild Hunter world with the story of a woman who isn’t a vampire or an angel…or human…”

Werewolf? Mermaid? Fairy? Demon? Unicorn? Ghost? Shapeshifter? Wendigo? Zombie? Rugaru? Step up your game, blurb. “Once a broken girl known as Sorrow,”

*MCR playing in the distance*

“Holly Chang now prowls the shadowy gray underground”

How undergroundsy is your underground? It’s shadowy and gray!

“of the city for the angels. But it’s not her winged allies who make her a wanted woman - it’s the unknown power coursing through her veins.”

The beast raging within her, you mean? :D

“Brutalized by an insane archangel,”

See, Valentine Morgenstern, abuse generates more abuse.

“she was left with the bloodlust of a vampire, the ability to mesmerize her prey, and a poisonous bite.”

Ahhh. She’s the viper. A vampire viper, even. Got it. “Now, someone has put a bounty on her head…”

Oh! Plot!

“Venom”

are you kidding me with that name

“is one of the Seven, Archangel Raphael’s private guard,”

wtf does an ARCHANGEL need a guard for?

“and he’s as infuriating as he is seductive.”

Of course he is.

“A centuries-old vampire, his fangs dispense a poison deadlier than Holly’s.”

A poison? Not a venom?

“But even if Venom can protect Holly from those hunting her, he might not be able to save himself - because the strange, violent power inside Holly is awakening…”

But I thought his poison/venom was deadlier than hers? And isn’t her power the snake inside of her (that sounded wrong)? “No one is safe.”

OK, so: Girl with mysterious power hunts things for the angels, is in return hunted by...someone...who doesn’t want her to work for the angels; sexeh vampire protects girl from her hunters but is threatened by girl’s own powers. Did I get that right?

In conclusion: Mythological rock, paper, scissors.

#judge a book #the beast raging within you #this gets its extra tag now #loquor

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kittenstorm · 7 years

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Your nsfw blog should be called "kitten in heat"

Behold my edge, behold my wit! Lol thats a good name but it just makes me think of my parent's cat when she was in heat... *rub rub against floor, oh yeah floor, so sexeh rub rub*

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niponmirai02 · 7 years

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Black Butler: Book of the Atlantic (My Review)

Wednesday June 14th, 7pm, English Dub

For those who have not yet seen the movie, I would advise to... PROCEED WITH CAUTION! THIS FOLLOWING POST WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS!! (Fyi, I have not yet read much of the manga... b/c there they don’t have much copies around here *sad face*, but I am well aware that this film is the adaption of the ‘Luxury Liner Arc’)

= I flipping squealed and clapped excitedly the second I saw Sebastian and heard his english dub voice. Again, I LUV J. Michael Tatum’s Sebastian voice. *internally fangirling like crazy*

= My friend was spazzing out in confusion about Tanaka’s super deformed form. Did Koukai seriously forget? Lolz. Boy did I have to re-explain it to him.

= Hello again Rau and Ran-mao. Such a shame this was the only moment we get to see you two in the film.

= Lol, Ciel’s reaction/response to Sebastian wearing a doctor/medial outfit. Really interesting to see Sebastian wearing anything else other than his usual butler uniform. Regardless, he is still ‘one hell of a [hawt] butler’.

= Alexis Leon Midford cheek rubbing and hugging Ciel Phantomhive. FUNNY AND ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME!

= Edward Midford “Mc Sourpuss”. I can somewhat understand the typical big brother overprotecting a younger sister, but why can’t you be happy for your sister?! At least their father approves of Ciel.

= Sebastian’s slick back hair. One word:... HAWT!!

= Charles Grey referencing Sebastian’s “death” from Book of Murder pt 1 & 2/Phantomhive Manor Murders Arc.

= Ciel in blonde wig... Cute. Sebastian wearing a ponytail... GAUD DAYUM SEXEH!!!

= “We are phoenixes!!”. Ahhaahaa!! Ciel’s reaction is PRICELESS!! [Woah never expected to hear added content of Ciel’s thoughts. Nice]

= Aleister and Ciel’s interaction! *bursting into laughter with Kouhai and audience*

= The entire Aurora society doing the Phoenix Dance pose. Aww darn, where is Ciel’s reaction where you need it?!?!! XD Lolz.

= Undertaker why are you hiding behind the machine...and smiling. What are you up to? [FORESHADOWING]

= Gotta love Snake feeding the snakes.

= Lost count to how many times the audience laughed everytime they hear Snake speaking out what the snakes are “saying”/hissing.

= Jesus! The soulless body ate Lizzie’s cake for Ciel?! RUN!!! [No joke, the sudden pan to seeing the corpse behind them nearly scared the SHEEEET outta me]

= Snake still calling Ciel “Smile”. Totes love the Book of Circus/Circus arc reference.

= Ronald casually rolling away on his lawnmower death scythe like its some sort of an electric scooter and Sebastian’s confused [yet sexy] facial expression. LOVE IT!

= Oh gaud dayum, the demonic growl/laugh Bassy made

= Ciel recalling back to when he first saw Sebastian in his demon form.

= Demon butler ONE, Corpses ZERO!

= Wait, did Sebastian inverted his blood covered gloves or did he have a spare in his pocket? Lol, he didn’t realize at first his gloves were soaked with blood after his fight against the group of corpses.

= Grell Sutcliff enters the scene. *cue audience and self squealing in excitement. also, insert Kouhai looks at me with a WTF look on his face*

= Grell and Ronald TITANIC MOMENT!! *cue audience and self bursting into uncontrollable laughter* AHHAHAHAHA!!!! Can’t breathe! I’m dying! Is GrellxRonald canon now?! XD lolz. THIS IS FAUKIN’ COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE!! CLASSIC!!!! Grell I understand, but Ronald?! BWAHHAHAA!!!

= Elizabeth, darling, I love you to pieces but please quit worrying about your dress. This is a matter of life and death--oh nevermind, she realizes her action. Still is one of my favorite female characters in the Black Butler series.

= Partly unbuttoned soaking wet shirt Sebastian. *intense fangasming* [to self: AWW DAYUM BABEH!!! I would love to have you in bed with me, LMFAO <3] Kouhai: SHIELD YOURSELF! *attempts to cover my eyes but fails. I bat him away, lolz*

= “Mr. Sutcliff--” Ronald totally confirmed to the audience that Grell is definitely a male.

= Dayum Lizzie! You got some mad fencing skills. 360 NO SCOPE BEECHES! No seriosly! She goes full on ninja on these corpses with ease. Running along the walls and ceiling. GAUD DAYUM! Fave BB female character for sure (tied with Mey-rin, of course).

= AWW!! Elizabeth’s thoughts of self and memories of Ciel is soo heartfelt touching! Elizabeth feeling different than the other girls because of her amazing fencing skills. She is worried about what young Ciel said regarding his dislike towards strong female. OUCH! Right in the feels! And holding her true self back just for Ciel’s sake!

= For some reason, young Charles Phipps almost sounded a bit more closely to Sebastian. Maybe that’s just me.

= Present day Ciel doesn’t care about that anymore Lizzie, especially since he said that he said that was a long time and finds no reason to feel mad at her for recently saving their lives. AWW!! I seriously ship CielxLizzie (it is but one of many of my favorite BB ships)!! Kouhai: Sorry I don’t have a tissue [LMFAO! I wasn’t literally crying!]

= Sebastian laughing. I repeat! Sebastian is LAUGHING! And blushing?! HE IS BLUSHING!?! SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS IS COVERING HIS MOUTH AND LAUGHING WITH A TINY BIT FLUSH OF RED ON HIS FACE PEOPLE!!! *nosebleed* *audience laughter*

= Ciel totally calling Sebastian out to stop it with the laughing. That doesn’t mean you can stop US from laughing now does it, LOLZ.

= Sebastian, Ciel, Grell, and Ronald’s response to Aleister making them reenact his version of the Phoenix pose. *audience roaring laughter* First it was like ‘no, don’t kill him’, then later... ‘skrew dat, let’s just kill him’. LMFAO.

= HAHAHA!!! The Phoenix dance pose, Aleister Chamber style!!

= CIEL’S REACTION TO DOING IT AGAIN!!! PRICELESS!!!

= HOLY SHEEET UNDERTAKER!! MAJOR PLOT TWIST!! DUN DUN DUNNNN~!!!!

= What the heck are the corpses standing around for? Undertaker is explaining his big reveal and those soulless bodies aren’t attacking?!!

= Seriously Grell? Did you forget what happened in episode 18 of season 1 in Black Butler?

= Da heck! Added cinematic records... of Undertaker wearing a fake mustache!?! LMFAO!!

= THE ORIGINAL DEATH SCYTHE?!?! Love the design!

= Sebastian reaching out to grab Ciel’s hand scene...dead silent. Random audience member: “Why is it quiet?” *audience laughs* [to self: SHUDDUP! WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!]. *cue all the fangirls shrieking* Me: “NO!! BASSY!!!” [yes I cried that out loud].

= Sebastian’s demonic sounding voice. *nosebleed* They seriously need to use that more often if the series picks in 5 or 10 or more seasons.

= THIS is why many fans believe Sebastian looks closely similar to Ciel’s father.

= Did he originally have regretting second thoughts of forming a contract with a young “brat” who couldn’t remember where his burnt down manor was located? LMFAO.

= Food magically appearing on the table. *sarcasm* Totally not suspicious. Lol, even Ciel called Sebastian out on that.

= Sebastian teaching Ciel to be proper and adult like while Ciel “teaches” him how to be more like a butler... namely making better tasting tea and meals. Seriously love seeing the developmental progress between the two.

= Ciel pouring tea into Sebastian’s hand... as payback for slapping his hands with a stick (or whatever that thing is called, idk). My word!

= A quick few second glimpse of Sebastian’s bedroom!! Sitting at his desk and writing down his own thoughts about Ciel. *internal fangirl intensifies, lolz*

= Is Ciel having a nightmare? I wanna cuddle him soo badly.

= “One hell of a butler”. AHH HE SAID IT!! *nosebleed* I can die happy now...wait, no I can’t, need to watch the rest of the movie.

= Sebastian wincing from the pain. THE FEELS! My little heart can’t take much more of this!

= Uh oh! The luxury ship is sinking quickly now! Time to go everybody!

= Soulless corpses surviving the freezing cold ocean water. [Why do I feel a hint of “The Walking Dead” vibe]

= Sebastian Michaelis vs Horde of Corpses round 2! Liek a bauss!

= Bassy coughing and panting to his injury. AWW!! Poor baby! [Why do I feel so turned on by this?! Answer: b/c of my soft spot for physical or emotional vulnerability]

= What exactly is that thing Ciel took from Undertaker and why is it of much importance?

= Ciel telling Sebastian to rest when they return to the manor. Why do I feel the urging desire to see anime Sebastian ‘sleeping’ or laying down in his bed or something?

= Kouhai blurted out loud “To be continued!” [Lol]

= End of movie scene: WILLIAM!!! Picking up Grell and Ronald with his garden trimmer death scythe... then goes to berating them on their performance and beating the sense out of them, lol.

= Grell, you beautiful silly person you! Swooning over William the second you wake up! He just got hauled you out of the ocean water and you go falling back in once again?! LMFAO! [I don’t know about you guys, but I had a sudden “Notice me sempai!” “Denied!” feeling at the moment]

My Thoughts: Overall, the animation was utterly beautiful and soo well done. I seriously love the character design...obviously. There were boatloads of hilarious moments from start to finish, along with some heartfelt and tear jerker events particularly about Ciel and Elizabeth’s past memories. So far the only minor thing that bothered me was the mix of seeing both the 3D CGI animation with the 2D traditional hand-drawn animation. Being a visual-learner, I have become rather quick to notice the obvious difference between traditional 2D and cel shaded 3D animation. But that, however, DID NOT STOP ME from watching and enjoying the movie... and LOVING it to pieces. Oh, and additionally I’m a bit sad that it was a one day and one night time thing and only screened in very few theater locations. I understand how many Black Butler fan were sad that they will miss watching it because it was either far away from where they lived and/or were busy with other important matters to tend to such as jury duty, work, stuck in traffic, tending to family, etc. Not gonna lie, throughout majority of the movie my eyes were fixated on Sebastian whenever he was on screen. J. Michael Tatum voicing Sebastian just seriously made me fangasm (I’m obsessed, I know. But I can’t help myself. He’s HAWT!!!).

Rate: 100/10 [And yes I mean one hundred] It was amazing!! I LOVED IT TO BITS! Would so totally love to see it again, if possible. Can’t wait for it to come out on DVD (if it does)!

PS: OMG!! TOTALLY IRREVERENT BUT SOME ONE COSPLAYED AS EREN YEAGER!!

Black Butler Tag: @sebastianshoe

#black butler #black butler book of atlantic #book of the atlantic #black butler spoilers #black butler review #niponmirai02 #LOVED IT!! <3

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