#shes like my 7th one

[moss-flesh]

my new half elf bard babygirl………. women have consumed me again n again

#oh i made a character with red hair and freckles ?? groundbreaking i know #shes like my 7th one #dont worry im still playing as silvella i just needed to make a bard or i was gonna die #the rose of baldurs gate i think she was called #her and her bard teacher had a weird not good toxic relationship and they recently split coz she didnt like who she was around him #he was a bit of a bad boy <3 but a very enticing very talented bard #talked circles around her somehow #shes very cheery and kind but can be a bit snappy n is constantly trying to fight back her bad nature that she picked up from her teacher #i should give him a name his name is #his names Kierlan #bg3 #avalon roisin #tav

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop) #theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........ #the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!) #and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?) #dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

[endlesslytired]

#i really like these ones especially the seele ones #hsr seele #hsr bronya rand #hsr bronseele #i still don't know this girl's name so shes still livestreamer (derogatory) to me #hsr sushang #hsr silver wolf #hi3 haxxor bunny #hsr dan heng #hsr imbibitor lunae #hsr kafka #hsr blade #hsr welt yang #hsr march 7th #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #edit: FORGOR I HAD MORE FOR HSR #hsr qingque #hsr fu xuan #idk this ship name but my girlfriend fucking loves it and i think its kinda neat too #honkai star rail #honkai star rail memes #EDIT: HER NAME IS NOW KNOWN #hsr guinaifen #and ship name #hsr fenhang

[fxvcsd]

Little Bit of Lovin’ You

Wc: 936

Synopsis: Where you and the astral express family nearly die after Caelus’ daily dumpster dive.

XTRA: lots n lots n lots nd lotsss of crack! Shit writing bcs i honestly js wrote this on a whim, pt. 2 which is guaranteed will have better writing but will be published in like a few days or something. “Lalala” Caelus, “Okokok” reader. GN! Reader

warnings: emetophobia(ish?), silly dorky goofy nicknames, ooc characters (NOT RLLY), mentions of himeko getting a lil drunkity wunkity

“HE QUITTT, babe! He literally quit being the Trash King! Like, full on smashed his crown to the floor and ran out of the castle, Elsa style!” 

You could barely hold back another groan as Caelus’ stinky body pressed against your own as you made your ways back to the Astral Express. For hours on end, Caelus complained to you about his newfound ‘universal enemy.’ You plugged your nose and held back a gag, the stench of rotten food and other kinds of trash piled up in Caelus’ hair; every crevice and fold in his clothes. 

The minute the two of you stepped foot into the Astral Express, Dan Heng had a clothing pin squeezing his nostrils shut with a fan fluttering the smelly wind out the door. March had a gas mask on, taking pictures of you suffering (to which you’d beat her ass for later on), Himeko backing up with a giggle, and Welt just��being Welt. He covered Pom-Pom’s sensitive nose as the wind Dan Heng blew their way almost made the poor conductor pass out. 

The doors shut with a loud echo. You shoved Caelus off of you and went to the nearest trash can (how ironic!) to barf up the contents you ate earlier that morning; your boyfriend stood by the door like a confused puppy. He tilted his head to the side, jutting his lip out into a pout. He didn’t know what he did wrong. 

As they say, you can’t smell what you carry. 

You take heavy breaths as March cackled, patting your back. The others looked away to respect your privacy, but they couldn’t help but let little giggles slip past their lips. You would let Welt deal with the trash can later… he wouldn’t mind a little cleaning up after his favorite child, after all. 

Probably. 

Caelus tried to walk to your side, but with the help of Dan Heng — who reluctantly stopped waving his fan around and pushed Caelus away with the back end of his polearm, stopped him in his tracks. 

“You stink,” he muttered. Caelus froze, and with a hurt look, his head snapped to you for confirmation. The way you were plugging your nose with your cheeks puffed out, a green tint to your skin told him all he needed to know. Dan Heng nodded sympathetically, patting his shoulder before taking a large step back. 

“Babe…” 

“Nope. Bye.” 

You ran off into the other car, trying to avoid your stinky boyfriend who ran after you. You let out shrieks of horror as you looked over your shoulder, seeing dust lift from the ground as he caught up to you in what seemed like such little time. Caelus had such long legs and amazing stamina — it wasn’t fair! Not at all! 

“Come back, baby! Give your fav boy a kith!” 

“NONONONONO-”

—————

He caught up to you in the end, trapping you between him and the couch. You were so lucky that the smell wore off a bit and wasn’t as potent as before. If it was, you were sure you would’ve died beneath him. You loved Caelus with all your heart, but when he would make the ship go off course and travel back to Jarilo-VI to go dumpster diving, you would rather have Blade stab his shattered sword through your left—

Anyway…

“Baby…” Caelus dragged out a whine, his lips pressed against the crook of your neck. Your arms wrapped around his shoulders as you were in a daze, scrolling away at random news articles on your phone. You let out a hum, kissing his temple.

“Do I really smell that bad?” 

“PFF-”

The whole train burst out into fits of laughter. March, once again, choked on her spit and ran around the car as she hit anyone she could, repeating what Caelus asked with stutters and heavy wheezes. Dan Heng chuckled before going straight-faced again; Welt pulled a classic old man wheeze, and Pom-Pom giggled; Himeko jolted forward, slapping her hand against the table (if you couldn’t tell, she was quite tipsy). 

“Baby, don’t tell me you’re serious…” You respond, cupping Caelus’ cheeks. You can see the way his eyes glazed over a bit, his cheeks puffed out with pink, slightly chapped lips, pouting. You could never resist that face, for it was the one he gave you when he asked you out for the first time. And again, and again, and again until you finally accepted. 

The human-raccoon nodded, a small whine leaving his lips. Your eyes softened, pulling him closer as you gently rubbed the tip of your nose against his. “You smell horrible, Caelussy. But I still love you.” 

“NOOoOOOo,1 I don’t! I smell-” He paused, grabbing a fistfull of his jacket and forced it to his nose, taking a long whiff. He was fine at first.

Until he almost barfed on you. 

“GET OFF????” You shrieked, pushing him away and running to the opposite end of the room in .2 seconds, hiding behind Welt who protected both you and Pom-Pom from the influx of sludge that was about to surge out of Caelus’ mouth. 

You paused. The room was silent, and so were the stars. You waited…and waited…and waited. 

No gagging. 

No sniffling.

No nothing. 

Caelus only stood there…menacingly. He was laughing. Hands clutching his sides like he was the funniest person in the world — slumped over like the hunchback from that Disney movie, giggles rolling off his tongue like the Mad Hatter. You stepped away from Welt silently, a shadow cast over your eyes.

You dragged a breath: in… and out. 

“I gagged all of you! AHAHAAHA-”

…

Nobody wanted to talk about what happened to Caelus after that. Dan Heng decided to sort it in the files of… ‘The Unspoken.’ 

tags: @maitadori , whoever else wants 2 be tagged !!

#📜 ; nenerature #caelus #caelus x reader #honkai star rail #crackfic #i literally wrote this out of my ass like no drafts no nothing so excuse the dookie writing towards the end #Nene x caelus 4evaaa #For my pookie satty #Honkai star rail x reader #hsr #hsr x reader #x reader #genderneutral reader #Dan heng is so dramtic LMAOOOOO #March is that one friend that hits u wehn she laughss #March 7th #himeko #welt yang #Dan heng #pom pom #welt and pom pom father child moments me thinks #heavily unedited dont ASK

[emmybeearts]

Autobot Lineup for a Transformers comic i want to do at some point

from left to right (first image) we have Elita 1, Hotrod, Mirage, Sunstreaker, Nautica, Moonracer, and Flareup

I'll digitize my decepticons next time i get sick lol

#my art #transformers #maccadam #character design #doodles #hotrod #mirage #nautica #sunstreaker #moonracer #flareup #elita one #elita 1 #all designs are subject to change but these are basically finalized #this is like the 7th iteration of moonracer alone lol #but shes my main character so i wanted her to be perfect :) #any critiques are Greatly appreciated as i only have one brain to think and it doesnt give the best ideas 100% of the time #also lets say not every character makes the cut and not everyone will be seen on page 1 lol #i really wanna make this comic one day!!! thats why all the designs are so simple are redrawable lol

[brandnewdress]

having to explain the re-recordings to random people every time a new one is announced as the local taylor swift source

#it’s so funny because literally every time my dad is like does TS have a new album coming #and I have to be like remember when I told you about how she didn’t own albums 1-6??? yeah this one is the one from 2010 and he’s like oh ok #but then on July 7th he’ll definitely ask me again if this is the new Taylor album

[revalito]

30 min monday sketch with @mitchmotch !! (I ran out of time again)

stop looking at me with them big ol' eyes

#hades draws #monday moseying #honkai star rail #march 7th #march 7 hsr #i really like her :] #been able to play more recently and shes great. one day i will make her my most powerful chara #i lost so much time bc i wanted to make the big eyes face and the place lips here meme BWJSBQNWJ #she is so cute. i am never drawing her canon design for a 30 min sketch #i would be halfway done w her shirt and the timer would ring #i hate hoyoverse so much. posts pictures of her on my walls #OH ALSO. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!

[electric-plants]

i got so blindsided and offended when i hit the spiral abyss levels that required two teams in genshin anyway you’ll never guess what just happened to me with the forgotten hall in hsr

#surprised pikachu face fr #honkai star rail #genshin impact #spiral abyss #me who uses the same four characters for literally everything:😶 #RUDE!!! #ugh #getting to the point in hsr where i should be like farming materials and things but i #Do Not want to do that #so much work😪 #also not aventurine’s trial trying to tempt me away from march 7th #i love her and want to keep using the starter trio #but also god i wish she applied shields a bit more #ESPECIALLY does not work with dan heng IL who eats up all my skill points🙂‍↕️ #she’s not doing much damage and not usually applying shields but we love her anyway😤😤 #everyone be quiet there are NO limitations to this team comp everything is FINE #(said while frantically building dan heng il as good as possible to make up for no one else doing damage)

[newtness532]

im so annoyed with everything today, i think i need some tasty food and a million hours of sleep and then I'll be back to normal

#the teacher at the first class today was so dibsjdhdhdhdhsgs 😫 #like she was teaching us things that are like unrelated to the class that shes teaching so idek why she was teaching it #but also its things that we have been learning since the 1st semester and we've done them in at least 10 classes and she was acting like #this was the 1st time we were hearing about it #like oh yeah we're on the 7th semester of studying nutrition but no one bothered to tell us how many calories are in a gram of fat #and she gave us homework 'to see if we know this' like #oh yes i can make a meal plan for a child with crohns or cystic fibrosis or celiac disease or everything else we've done this semester and #all the other semesters but i guess i cant tell you what micronutrients are in this one breakfast meal #like fuck off and stick to what you're supposed to be teaching #anyway i know im getting more annoyed than i should but she was just even more annoying than usual today #like she interrupted the lesson every 5 minutes to yell at someome to be quiet i wasnt even aware there were people talking until she yelled #anyway #also my new earphones aren't working well idk why ive definitely not been mistreating them that much for them to break in less than a month #like i had my old pair for at least 4 years until the broke and i dont think the wire got cut in them like the sound was coming out weird #but there was sound coming out. in the new ones you need to hold them in a very specific angle for sound to come out #and like im careful with how i put them away so what is up with them? #my theory is that they make wired earphones shitty on purpose so that you will spend a lot of money and buy wireless #also we had said from Tuesday that we would hang out with my friends today but i guess they forgot or idk and they made other plans #(to go home and sleep) and during the weekend the one friend wont be here and next week my family will be here so we probably wont hang out #again until next year and we have exams almost immediately so we wont be hanging out much then either #also my period is supposed to come soon and i hope that it will either come today or it will wait until after Christmas #ideally it will never come ever again but we cant always get what we want #anyway im gonna go eat the rest of my μεσογειακό and go take a nap #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

[bittersweetstargazer]

sometimes I think about my 7th grade math teacher and how she started banging her head against the wall because she got so tired of dealing with us

#in my defense I was a good student in that class #everyone else was just annoying </3 </3 #the south has so much whimsy and silliness #said no one ever #my 7th grade ela teacher got fired for saying the n word 3 times and writing it on the board in front of everyone #guys I'm being so fr rn I would have BEEN THERE but I was on a trip for lgpe and ended up missing class #my 8th grade teacher I think accidentally landed a hit on her like 5yo son because she talked about him so often #that everyone started hating him #I remember sitting in one of my classes and overhearing someone talking how if they ever met her son they would beat him up #she was kinda mid anyways but I was one of her favorites so I had to at least pretend to like her #the south is so interesting actually just not a lot of whimsy #someone's car exploded last month

[zetsubobu]

Beginner artists are so endearing. They are either really shy about posting their art or they are really proud and I just love encouraging both. We all started out at one point and I would love to be supporting person for them.

I know a few people that have encouraged me on deviantart back when I just started out and I'm still chatting with most of them. They were also a huge source of inspiration for me and I probably wouldn't be like I am today without them.

One reason why I rarely dislike my art is because I know that if my old self came across my recent art, I would be a huge inspiration for myself. And I don't mean it in a narcissistic way, it's just because my art progressed a lot from back then. If I hadn't received encouragement from other artists back then, then who knows if I would still be drawing

#you'd think that with how shy I am irl that I was the shy type of beginner artist #but no I was quite proud of showing off my art in 7th grade #i was just 13 and now I will turn 20 this year #time passes so quickly it's crazy #i still have my old account where all my old art is (it's like an archive by now) #one of my first drawings were art of nici (though she looked a bit different back then compared to now) #i'm honestly very thankful I got into art because I met so many amazing mutuals through it #plus it became my biggest passion #i just love that nowdays I can just draw anything I want without needing a machine or another artist #ceces talk

[notpandi]

Me starting to get bored of MSM (My Singing Monsters) but also not wanting to join any other fandom bc Idk where to go:

#meme #msm #im playing the game like once a day #[[lame story incoming]]< i remember 2 years ago on december 6th #(or 7th or 5th) i heard pompom's air island sound on my sister's ipad while she was scrolling on yt shorts #something clicked inside my head and i just searched up “pompom sound” idk how but yeah #thats how i got into the msm fandom <[[end of lame story]] #now i just feel bored now #oh and also idk which platform is considered “okay” and there isnt too much controversial stuff going on #scared that one day i might go overboard/screw up with something/saying something and then when i apologize it only gets worse #(which i either deserve or not deserve) #+btw im sorry vey

[x-ladydisdain-x]

I hate makeup culture so much I hope everyone who has pushed makeup on young girls I hope every influencer ever and every makeup company and all of tiktok dies dead forever I hope you know what you’ve done and the guilt consumes you every day I fucking hate you so much

#my thirteen year old little sister just said ugh I don’t wanna do makeup today #and so I was like so don’t #and she was like no I have to #and I was like why do you have to no one’s forcing you #and she was like because once you start wearing makeup every day you can’t just stop #she’s just a kid she’s in 7th grade jesus fucking christ fuck all of this #sometimes opal says stuff

[skyllion-uwu]

Wow isn't it funny how I made two of my antagonists unhealthily attached to the main character they used to be friends with before they destroyed that relationship? Wonder if that says anything about me

#sky vents like amogus #i always feel like i overattach to people so i have to disappear forever before i get too possessive #it happened to my old friend in 7th grade (i got mad because she walked without me instead of waiting like 5 minutes for me) #it happened in elementary school where one of my friends wanted to play with other people and i got mad #whose to say it wont happen again? i know that was years ago and im grown up now but like. what if #they should invent a way for me to attach a normal amount towards people instead of fearing im going to sunction cup onto them & not let go #also this isnt about anyone specifically its just a trend i noticed for myself #i should go to bed now but its not just a 'dont trust night thoughts' ive been thinking this all day

[bandzboy]

today my mom told me that my little cousin told her that there are weird kids in her class that called her ugly and short and she seems unbothered by it but i honestly just want names......................

#like my mom said she told her this and was laughing #at how pathetic they were by telling her this #but truly what type of education these kids have #to basically bully a girl like this like she really is the nicest kid ever #i am not even saying this because she is my cousin she genuinely has a good heart #and makes sure everyone are included in everything #and to have someone insulting her like this makes me mad #she also said that one of her friends said she was gonna hang out with my cousin #and of these girls basically were like 'poor you' for basically #wanting to hang out with my cousin #if i start beefing with 6th graders... mind your business KJDFKGJD #this is a joke obviously but hearing this made me sad bc #i was also bullied when i was in like 6th/7th grade and i know how evil some people are #and rn it all seems silly i just hope it doesn't get worse yknow what i mean #tris.txt

[aropride]

its fine when somethings wrong with me as long as i can make it funny. if i cant make it funny though then it’s bad

#text #me when i cant commodify my mental illness ☹️💯 #<- i had the realization that i was like. idk if commodifying is actually rhe right word but its close enoufh. my mental illness and trying #to make it into either jokes or writing and it was making me feel worse. and i was like 17 at the time. and i told one of my best friends an #and she turned to me snd put her hands on my shoulders and said Nik i have been telling u that since 7th grade #😭😭😭 #shes a real one #i need 2 reach out 2 her ☹️ i forgot 2 respond for ages & then i got Scared whih is making it Worse #i cant even ecplain myself like . Yeagh sorry. i was kinda sad. so #U know how it is when ur sad #😭 Like i know itgets Worse over time but !!!☹️☹️☹️ #Anyway what was this post even aboht