#ship tag logic

[onesidedradiostatic]

The Lucifer Commissions Saga has me thinking that once Vox found out about Lucifer's Alastor shrine he would be like "???? He has a signed recording of Alastor's radio debut?!? Oh my god I need that" and then he spends weeks searching for one until he finally gets it for like a million dollars (from the Alastor budget). And then Lucifer sees that it's been added to Vox's shrine and he's like "that loser did not just copy me" and he proceeds to try and upgrade his shrine as much as possible just to upset Vox, and it basically turns into a dick measuring contest for them (Alastor is horrified)

(if you don't have the context. god help you. all I can give you is this (the budget), this (the shrine og), this (the shrine animatic))

I'm. I'm going to cry. I have so many questions

I'd actually argue it's more likely for vox to have gotten HIS signed around him and alastor's first meeting, lucifer hadn't even heard of alastor when he met him he's a FAKE FAN. (HOW WOULD HE HAVE EVEN GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON A RECORDING OF ALASTOR'S RADIO DEBUT? I WOULD UNDERSTAND STALKER-VOX WHO HAS KNOWN ALASTOR FOR YEARS HAVING IT BUT LUCIFER-WHO-IS-THIS-WHO-IS-THIS-NUT-ARE-YOU-THE-BELLHOP-MORNINGSTAR?????? HOW?????????)

yeah. yeah alastor is horrified (and op is losing her mind trying to apply logic to this)

#ask #osrs.txt #I'm sorry for trying to apply logic to crack #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #I refuse to maintag the apple ship here so I'm just gonna fucking tag uh #rottenapple #yeah fuck it that's your one-sided tag you apples #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #lucifer's commissions saga

[bumblingbabooshka]

Context: Transporter Accident Species Swap Kathryn. C'mon. Patreon | Ko-fi

Episode where Janeway and Tuvok have their species swapped by an accident or entity and while everyone's figuring out how to undo it they expect Tuvok to be the one acting different but he's generally the same* meanwhile Janeway's newly Vulcan brain is terrorizing her with nightmares and violence 24/7. *He has trouble with his human body more than any emotions. Like, he keeps burning himself on things he'd normally touch without thinking. He can't stay up and stay focused as long as he normally would (two days straight) and he isn't as strong as he was before. Anyway, Janeway's sort of suffering with both. She has telepathic abilities that would be normal for a Vulcan of her age and this along with the intrusive thoughts and overwhelming emotion are...a lot. Tuvok: Have you tried meditating? Janeway: I'll rip your throat out. Sorry. Sorry. I've tried. Tuvok: Allow me to assist you. Janeway and Tuvok have a conversation about how she's not a bad person and Tuvok has to struggle with and control these sorts of intrusive, violent thoughts all the time. What makes someone a bad person? To what extent are someone's thoughts 'them'? What does a 'true self' mean? Basically Tuvok's like "These Human emotions have literally nothing on me" meanwhile Janeway's getting the shit kicked out of her - DAMN! These Vulcan emotions have hands! They also retain their personalities because they're still the same people. Janeway doesn't suddenly become stoic & logical and Tuvok doesn't suddenly become more outgoing. Tuvok also does not immediately turn into 100-year-old dust because it's a star trek episode and certain things are handwaved. In the end Janeway's like "Well that was absolute hell but in some ways it was interesting to get an up close and personal look into the Vulcan mind and I feel closer to my good friend Tuvok!" whereas Tuvok learned that he actually likes rum raisin ice cream. The B plot of this episode is that there's a certain light that keeps flickering in sickbay and everyone keeps passing off the task of fixing it so eventually the doc tries to fix it himself but he ends up causing a black out (which effects the A plot) and at the very end of the episode Harry's like "THERE. It's fixed."

#bea art tag #st voy #st voyager #star trek voyager #Tuvok #Janeway #Kathryn Janeway #there is rambling under the cut #fake voyager episodes my beloved #Tuvok: (free of violent intrusive thoughts) Logic is actually even easier than ever before now. This reminds me of kolinahr studies. #Janeway: If Chakotay keeps SITTING there I'm gonna kill him. I hate how he's sitting. I'm gonna blow up this whole fucking ship. #Tuvok: -sneakily eating rum raising ice cream- Captain please try meditating. -tries to lift something that would be easy before but is #now too heavy- ah.........the difficulty. #There is a brief moment of collective tee hee hee-ism where Janeway just lifts a whole bunch of heavy things up #including everyone on the bridge (not at once) #Doctor: =_= Guys. Guys. Guys. This is SERIOUS people!!! #<- they can't hear him over the fun

[mr-payjay]

i love trophbot friendship

extra bot doodles... they're fun if you make up an actual personality for them

#osc #juice art #inanimate insanity #bot ii #trophy ii #ii trophy #ii bot #trophy ii fanart #bot ii fanart #inanimate insanity fanart #trophbot #idk if i should tag it that but like its not a ship anyway? #so i dont think actual trophbot shippers would care because nobody ships trophbot #anyway i was talking with a friend about bot #and we've agreed that logically most people would be horrified by their existence #mainly the ii cast #and that it would be interesting if the only people bot could befriend were people with low morals #like trophy #or people who are too tired and too kind to hold resentment or fear #like pickle #but i really love the idea of trophbot being friends because i think deliquent bot is a very fun way to characterize them #post canon anyway #love them hating their 'parents' and rebelling out of anger (and for fun)

[jestroer]

Girls night

#am ill drew this last year completely forgot #grian and zed doing hair/skin care and dressing up together my beloved concept #They are hanging out #i forgot grians neck and arm fethers it doesnt matter #im ill sorry #im going to do the only logical thing when you ill: draw something way more complecated than usual #court jester's art #hermitcraft #grian #zedaph #it was me thinking of gridaph but its not reallya ship here #ill tag it i think i think like 3 people who ship gridaph will love this #gridaph

[soldatrose]

no ok one last post but lucan kinda popped off with the pompey&sons fated to die in the three continents pompey triumphed over thing because not only does it give those deaths a very cool generational curse sort of vibe, they also died literally "according to [their] triumphs" aka the pompey triumphs each would have first appeared in (pompey alone for africa in 79bc, gnaeus for spain in 71bc, sextus for asia in 61bc).

#which doesn't mean much but to me it does #something about triumphs feels a little like an offering to rome you can't come back on. #i know the real reason was water but i now choose to believe gnaeus tried to escape and spain just stretched its arms #and brought his ships back. like nope. a future poet of mine said this is where you die. nothing to be done. #anyway. i say 'would' bc there's no proof for sextus being at that last triumph and the gnaeus coin is debated but that's what seems #to be the most logical assumption. #end of human pomp #spam tag

[dystopiagnome]

TV makes it seem like spin the bottle is such a quintessential part of adolescence but like, who the fuck has played spin the bottle since 2011

#logicality #everyone is in the background #background dukecani #because I am the self proclaimed CEO of the ship (cringe) #tss Logan #tss Patton #tss roman #tss remus #remy sanders #emile picani #tss virgil #tss janus #I'd write more tags but I gotta sleep babey #I work in five hours #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #anyways I do think it's a romantic idea mostly because I myself am a coward and can't ask for kisses ;w; #life is hard for the coward lmao #this au is kinda all over the place but so am i

[unbreakable--bond]

#might as well post this here too lmao #fr y'all mfs getting TOO worked up by a fictional pairing #also dude wasn't even using the age gap as an excuse but the fact it was toxic #as if people already aren't shipping toxic ass ships lmaoooo #also to the few antis still reading the tags if you don't like the ship because of the age gap fine idc and completely valid #but please don't use 'its unhealthy' as a reason to tell people not to ship something #stupid ass logic no offense #sorry i'll go back to memeing now #sontails #sonails #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #proship #sonic series

[blonde-and-cat-suc]

If Adora and Catra both did crap to hurt each other then why do I never see comics abt Adora feeling like crap and feeling bad for hurting Catra

#salt salt salt #old draft post that i had stewing in here #even fandom knows. they KNOW. that c//a is not an equal relatioship. #equal c//a would have these two ALWAYS arguing back and forth with each other about things from the past. possibly working them out togethe #equal c//a FANON would naturally reflect this following that same logic #so why is it when we see the premises of “Adora has to apologize to Catra now” its the same tired old... #“Im sorry i left you in the Horde” #and nothing else. #“im sorry that your feelings were hurt and im sorry that you had no influence over me at that time... Im sorry that you're STILL mad at me” #she's not apologizing over something that she is genuinely sorry about #she's apologizing in these fanon works as a means to placate catra (and fans' warped reality of what this relationship actually is) #it's a shitty vaguely disguised way to “equalize” c//a and make it so that they BOTH look like awful people #when obviously this is not the case because the narrative itself doesn't think Adora is wrong for leaving the Horde! #even if these two were “equally bad” to each other. why ship them then. really. seriously. i get the rhetoric of “ooh toxic spicy ship” but #if they're really SO “toxic and spicy” where is the part where they're BOTH toxic? BOTH bad for each other? #it's not a toxic relationship if ONE side is toxic. thats called an abusive relationship. anyway. im done now. good night. #whoops! tag rant

[bluuscreen-png]

i had a very silly vision

the csp file name for this is “gee logan who let u have 2 cute bfs”

#tss #sanders sides #cartoon therapy #emile picani #patton sanders #logan sanders #logicality #can someone tell me what logan and patton’s ship names with emile are because i fricking forgot #is it uuuh #lomile #patmile #? maybe #i’ll change those tags if i’m wrong lol #eyestrain #bright colours #anyways the entire fuckin. impetus for this was #me thinking abt how emile is kinda a middle ground between logan and patton #so what if i just smooshed all 3 of them together #like barbie dolls

[quesoarts]

jawlines for dayyyyyysssss

#been staring at glen keane's sketches for Ages #u kno that feel when you like #crack the code of a style? like even just an element of a character's design? #like 'ohhhh this is the shape hack! this is the form logic!' #sooooo so so satisfying #anyway these two still have a chokehold on me i am so ry #pocahontas x john smith #pocahontas (1995) #pocahontas #disney pocahontas #john smith #pocajohn #<- this was not a tag. i am making it one now. #i needed a shorter ship tag than the other one fr #queso*sketch #queso*art #figuring out how to draw ur fave is dangerous dude #it's too much power. before you know it i'll be inundating your dash with drawings of my coffee shop/modern au

[musclesandhammering]

Pro tip for antis: if their profile picture is the character you’re arguing against, just.. don’t even try lol.

#protect your peace #seriously if they’re that devoted to a character/person/ship that they’ve dedicated their whole blog to them #I promise you they’re not even hearing your logic at all #they’ve already drunk the koolaid lol #it’d be nice if you could erase specific people’s reblogs on here #considering some pro people don’t know shit about tumblr etiquette #and love to invade the anti tag just to rb our posts with rude snobby annoying ass pro commentary #ugh  #tumblr wank #antis #antisylki #anti sylki #anti sylvie #anti team cap #anti wanda maximoff #anti tjlc #anti johnlock #anti John watson #anti destiel #anti destihellers #anti dean winchester

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I was reminded of the time that tumblr tried to make "monster high but with tumblr sexymen", and one of the characters was (obviously) the daughter of the once-ler.

And the funny thing to me about that is that in the canon of the illumination lorax movie, the once-ler is heavily implied to have an estranged daughter. I don't know all the sexymen off the top of my head but I think he might've been one of the only ones referenced in that trend who actually had a daughter in his own canon.

#Stupid shit #I'm gonna provide context in the tags for those who want it but I also like the idea of just leaving it there #Okay so for anyone who wasn't in the fandom: when people say the movie gave us no one to ship the Once-ler with they were LYING #The movie gave the Once-ler no MALE characters to ship him with - thus Oncest started #However - the second most popular Once-ler ship was between him and Norma #(Who - if you haven't seen the movie in a while - is Ted's grandmother who tells him about the Once-ler and how to find and barter with him #This was mostly just a ship born from theory and logical deduction - why does Norma know so much personal info about the Once-ler? #Were they perhaps friends? Lovers? In the past? Where was she in his life and at what points? When did she leave? #And people started making theories and shipping the two - primarily as past lovers. But there was art of them reconnecting for sure. #HOWEVER - this also meant that there was a theory that Ted's mom was also related to the Once-ler #As in - hmm this daughter of a very short fat woman is oddly tall and thin... hmmm #And so the running theory wasn't just that the Once-ler and Norma were once lovers - but that the Once-ler was also Ted's grandfather #Who was entirely estranged from the family due to self-exile and possibly bad blood between him and Norma at some point during his downfall #(I actually do think that it's funny that the Once-ler's youngest design purposefully draws some comparison between him & the Truffula tree #Only for the character theorized to be his daughter to also evoke some Truffula tree imagery in her design) #ANYWAYS that was a theory for about as long as the movie was out - Normaler (the ship) was a thing for as long (if not longer) than Oncest #And was present enough that there were like actively flame wars between the two groups of shippers #Like literally I directly remember this it's so insane to me that no one ever brings this up when talking about the shipping in this fandom #BUT THEN!!!! The Lorax comes out on DVD. The fandom rejoices and everyone takes pictures of themselves buying or holding the DVD. #If you dig far enough and I haven't deleted it yet you might find mine. I was in full cosplay wig and all. #Anyways - we have the movie in HD now!! No more cam rip footage!!! #And now we can take high-quality screenshots that truly show off the detail of the backgrounds in this movie #(The fandom loved to gush about how detailed and well-designed the movie's backgrounds were - that wasn't just a throwaway transition) #Only - what's this????? #In one of the shots at the end of the movie - we very briefly get to see the inside of the Once-ler's lurkim - like the living room #AND THERE - IN THE BACKGROUND - ONLY VISIBLE IN HD #IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF A WOMAN WHO SUSPICIOUSLY HAS THE EXACT SAME SILHOUETTE AS NORMA #Normaler fans rejoice and 'Grandpa Once-ler' theory is accepted into canon (or - more accurately - 'implied canon') by most fans #So yes - for those keeping track - while the evidence wasn't as concrete as it could have been #The Once-ler is implied to have been the father of Ted's mom in the movie

[alien-from-planet-zog]

Hello????

also:

I am going insane.

#bungou stray dogs #hunter x hunter #hxh killua #hxh illumi #bsd mori #bsd yosano #bsd akutagawa #bsd kyouka #bsd memes #too many tags? idk I just enjoy tagging everyone it’s fun #for real tho what is it about this pose?? #GRAB the head PUSH the controlling thoughts INTO the head #who did it best? discuss #I think Mori #Dazai is here in spirit #in reality he never once did this to Akutagawa #because that would require touching him and ewwww no #‘I could never touch a stinky dog like him’ (his internal logic) #big words coming from a guy who never showers and lives in a fucking shipping container in a radioactive dump #what a CLOWN

[scalproie]

ok I slept hi good morning anyway I see we're still having a november 5th situation in the tags and still arguing over which sub zero it is so. let me tell you why Im not that bothered until we see names and the actual plot

WHY MAKE THEM BROTHERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Let's start with scorpion. what makes scorpion scorpion? Being a ninja, a shirai ryu to be precise, a yellow outfit, fire, dying and coming back for revenge with said fire, the rope spear, and the funny catchphrase.

mk12 scorpion is lin kuei, he has a lin kuei badge. This strikes me as more wrong than being brothers with a sub zero because the lengths OUR scorpion went to in the previous timelines are heavily motivated over how scorpion loves and grieves his family AND CLAN. so why is he shown to belong in his enemy clan at the beginning of this game's story? Why would firegod liu kang create a timeline that robs his fellow pyromancer of his identity?

My theory is that this scorpion is gonna be the founder of this timeline's shirai ryu. He even has a scorpion tattoo. It would make sense for the clan to adopt the emblem that was on the skin of their founder.

It would also keep in line with the theme of choice in the game said by liu kang in the first trailer: will you fight as enemies or united as brothers? If the game starts with the brothers fighting alongside one another, maybe you will have a choice to keep the family united, but maybe you can make the heartbreaking decision to break them appart, which would result of this lin kuei scorpion defecting, and found the shirai ryu we know, and also kickstart the clans rivalry... you'd keep things as they were, but there's a tragedy in doing so as the brothers would fight each other.

And THAT'S a sub zero thing. Brothers fighting each other.

Now what makes sub zero? Being an assassin from an ancient chinese clan, wearing a blue outfit, being a cryomancer, having brotherly drama, and the conflict of tradition vs change.

Bi-han is a pure product of the lin kuei, he was the top assassin, he liked how things were or at the very least didnt questionned them, he was ruthless and cunning, he changed against his will when he was killed, but that change just fed into his worst traits.

Kuai Liang welcomes change, its how he was able to get the sub zero mantle after all, also please note that his desire to avenge his brother is fairly recent as it was almost an afterthought to him in the og timeline. Anyway he is the sub zero that wants to change the lin kuei for the better after he deems they went too far with the cyberization (which shows he still values a bit of tradition as well), and in the most recent timeline, he's the one who offered peace to hanzo and the shirai ryu.

If the backstory of both clans is still legit, kuai liang and hanzo's generations were the closest at uniting the clans after a rift between them happened at one point. And if Im right, we will be able to experience that rift first-hand in the upcoming game

Again I think thats what the game is gonna go for. Will you make this sub zero more like bi-han? or more like kuai liang? So far in what we've seen he has a bit of that bi-han edge, but I really dont think its meant to literally BE him.

Also for the argument that "Dam, if the lin kuei/shirai ryu division is even legit, it happened ages ago and we just saw johnny's alive huge ass with his huge modern villa and kenshi in a suit" well the timeline is already funky anyway: kitana and mileena are in free edenia and mileena is undergoing tarkatanization in the presence of kenshi in the trailer. It looks like everything is happening at the same time.

Maybe thats the point of this game: firegod liu kang wanted to create a timeline as peaceful as possible but some things will just have to stay the same, so hes giving us the choice: to keep the peace as weird and ooc as it feels or to let tragedy happen but tragedy we know.

#if im wrong im gonna fistfight nrs because I KNOW my logic has to be a little bit sound #also if you keep on shipping subscorp in the ONE (1) instance where theyre brothers youre dumb and gross and lack critical thinking #and im blocking your stupid ass #anyway this has been yet another ''chill out for now'' post by dam regarding subz & scorpy #tagging later #mortal kombat #scorpion #sub zero

[zxrtecs]

sometimes i wish i could just. reach through the screen and slam a pro.shipper's head down at least once because they are just so dumb and maybe the action would cause some important neurons sleeping on the job to actually get to work. they would almost be sad if they weren't so disgusting. they gotta have a combined IQ of 5 at this point like...

#scor’s rambling #tw: csa #tw: child abuse #rant in the tags #i don't argue with them bc they just seem to forget that children can easily be groomed and tricked apparently? #i remember when they would say “its not gonna make anyone act this out and if they do its not the creator's fault” #like? what kind of logic is that in regards to pedophilies???? dumbasses #and then they pull out the “but i was abused as a child this is how i cope” right. because tagging your trauma with pro''ship is totally go #help you and not easily attract people who literally just wanna get off at the thought of a kid being abused like that? #like you are making it worse for yourself and every possible child i don't know how they don't see that. #thats like me tagging my posts about my eating struggles with pro-eati.ng disorder tags. hello? inviting the devil to my house basically. #and then people wanna act like this is just some internet drama... no man its. way more serious lol #and they focus on the most extreme people who are against them too as if that makes them look better? like another type of group i know. #“see they think reading about murder makes you a criminal” you think cp is just fine and dandy... which one is more serious here. #like being an..ti censo..rship doesn't mean what they mean. they probably don't even give a damn about minorities being censored #unless they are child minorites to exploit i guess

[kayzero]

MIRAKANE CONTENT ... literally jumps up and down in joy fr fr

I was gonna answer this privately because I’m gonna delete the thing you’re referring to in a day or so, so this ask won’t make much sense after that happens, but I started rambling about something that Wasn’t That so I guess it can be public

but yeah! Mirakane! The murderest of lesbians that I’m aware of! and also one of them unequivocally hates the other for crimes committed in the past except she isn’t aware that those crimes were committed by this specific murder lesbian!

idk if Mirakane is requited in the “True End” Route of ZWG, i have no idea if my Akane is capable of separating The Person Mira from The Act Of Killing Sally Valentine and therefore Getting Akane’s Father Sentenced To Death. the attraction would have to be present in the first place for her to even put effort into trying to untangle that knot, but i suppose a world exists where Akane has enough distance to say “there’s no way Tiny Mira had the foresight to see past the immediate consequences of her murder, I should instead get mad at the American Court System for killing a man, who was not proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to have killed the woman in question, just because he himself was not American”

don’t know if that world is this world

but you know what, I will always support and spread Aromantic Lesbian Mira Propaganda

and i maintain that the only reason Mira ever attached herself to Eric in canon was because he attached himself to her first and she had enough self loathing to go “welp, this is probably the best I’m ever gonna get, even if I don’t like it I guess it isn’t unpleasant”

#kay q&a #kay rambles #kay rambles in the tags #zero escape #zwg #ztd spoilers #mira ztd #akane kurashiki #akane zero escape #zero time dilemma #hey so like did mirakane exist before i started writing them #i know the answer is probably yes? #two characters who have reason to be antagonistic towards one another seems to be popular ship logic #for. whatever reason. ‘your actions directly led to my father’s death! that means i wanna fuck you!’ shippers are weird. #i think ‘A and B have a mutual attraction but B has a secret that will ruin their relationship’ makes for a much better story #that’s part of why i started writing mirakane in zwg #the other main contributor was my own personal experience #developing a crush on someone who supported me emotionally when i felt like no one else understood me #‘oh. this person is putting in the effort to like. give a shit about me. …that’s kinda hot.’ #and then of course the other person Does Not Reciprocate and might not even be aware of your attraction #that uh. that second part never happened to me. i was always a little too obvious. #but luckily! akane is completely oblivious! i think i’m headcanoning her as demi? possibly asexual? (but not aro #she does want to romance a Junpei after all) #she simply Does Not Recognize attraction unless she herself is attracted