#side effects may include

[wolfythewitch]

Do you ever have that feeling where, despite your distance with your religion, there's still moments where sparks of what you were bought up with, return?

I'm from a religious family, but I'm not in touch with my own religion. Yet there's me calling in the name of the Lord before and after I eat. It's like this lingering piece that I never turn to look at but somehow slips into my ordinary life.

I don't really know you that much, or your religious status. But seeing your religious talks made me want to bring this up.

I don't even know if I make sense here- just- ignore this if you want to, I don't know.

Hmmm I think so. My whole thing with it is really complicated haha. I still go to church every Sunday, though I prefer doing volunteer work with the kids over listening to the sermon. I pray before I eat out of habit. I find myself quoting the bible more often than I open to read it (though this is changing because of all the times I look for references lol). There's a resentment that I get whenever it's brought up, especially around my family. I find myself immediately on guard the minute it becomes subject of conversation. Sometimes at night I'll pace around and just talk. I don't know if I'm talking to myself or to god or whoever but. I'll talk. I think I still believe in him. I definitely believe that there's something out there. I don't think the question is of belief as much as it is of care. Do I care enough to try?

I'll say this though. Whatever I'm doing right now has gotten me to think more about bible and religion than I have in the past few years. So. That's fun! Who knew trying to explore something your own way instead of the way forced onto you by your environment gives your room to feel everything out without any preexisting pressure?

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #wolfy religious tedtalks #i have a theory #and that theory is any time some vaguely catholic holiday rolls around jesus bitch slaps me into being more religious than i currently am #first it was during easter #and now all saint's day is rolling around soon #or maybe its my period #side effects may include #nausea. fatigue. back pain. resurgence of religious belief coupled with complicated thoughts of compartmentalized trauma. cramps. mood swing

[possugard-the-possum-wizard]

After a lot of trial, error, and several possum features gained I figured it out!

A HEALTH POTION

1/4 cup of bloodleaf

1/2 tablespoon of cherry blossom

2/5 of a gallon of boiled fae mushrooms

And stired with a rose quartz spoon

#wizardposting #side effects may include #fur #a pension for Alex brightman #two inches gained in height #wizardblr #wizardcore #wizardpostingrp #wizard shit #wizard #wizard posting

[steambot-sparky]

Has this ever happened to you?

Unable to get your paper boat to stand up, no matter what you try? Might I suggest a solution guaranteed to put an end to your sorrows and woes?

Introducing: Ralph McFiggins’ Artisanal Paper Boat Thingamajigs!

They may look like old gel pen caps with metallic pain slapped on them, but they’re so much more!

Simply insert the Artisinal Paper Boat Thingamajig into the bottom of your paper boat until it looks like this:

And then your boat will be standing up with no trouble at all!

So buy your Artisanal Paper Boat Thinamajig today, and get good quality products that do their job well, and look great! Only $9.99 for three thingamajigs!

#side effects may include #making the boats unable to float #drying out your old gel pens #and ripping the top tip of the boat which cannot be fixed with glitter glue #this post is just a joke and not actually intended to sell merchandise

[bunnymoss]

A little over three years ago I penned what I now consider to me one of my greatest accomplishments. The Other Daughter is my pride and joy, and though I haven't put much work into the FC4 fandom recently, I'd like to gently push my lovely novel onto your timeline to perhaps entice you to give it a read if you haven't already!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18483772

Featuring: -Perpetually Frustrated Pagan who is really great at making poor life decisions -Honey Badger incarnate Vanya who definitely didn't sign up for this, but damn she's doing it anyway and oh hey, self discovery? She'll take a helping of that too! -Paul De Pleur who, above all things, fucking sucks as a father and he'll tell you that right to your face (from behind the Dr. Phil self-help book he's re-reading for the eighth time) -Gary gets a personality! (And he's precious, so precious, can do no wrong good soft boi) -You hate the Golden Path? We do too! Now featuring Extra Fucked Up Sabal for added flavor -Guns? We got em. Drama? Got that too! Fluff? Oh yeah baby. Fluff AND smut? You won't believe this. We SURE DO got that too fam.

And hey, jokes aside, it would mean the world to me if you'd give my OC fic a shot. I know that OC/MC pairings sometimes get a bad rap, and full respect to those who don't vibe with that sort of thing. But if perchance you do, The Other Daughter might be for you!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18483772

#side effects may include #nausea vomiting and uncontrolled rage #a deepseated hatred for Sabal and the Golden Path #increased blood flow in certain places upon reading certain chapters #please consult your doctor if you had to enjoy the crab rangoons for more than four hours #Pagan Min #Far Cry 4 #Original Character #Vanya Rotenberg #Vanya Min #Far Cry #Ubisoft #OC/Canon #Fanfiction #Kyrat #Ajay Ghale #may contain traces of dead dove

[aye-of-newt]

my work training looks like a medication commercial

#side effects may include #new or worsening depression #difficulty sleeping #a perfound sense of dread that permeates your very bones at the mere thought of having to go to work #talk to your hr about harassment today #sorry this picture is utter shit #trust i’m right and funny

[forget-me-yes-21]

Andrew: Fuck you. You gave me emotions and I hate it.

Neil: It's not my fault I come with side effects

#all for the game #incorrect quotes #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #neil josten #all for the game incorrect quotes #andreil #andreil as things me and my friends have said #neil josten side effects include but are not limited to #falling in love #immense stress #a constant nagging worry that he may get himself killed at any moment #the mafia coming after you #immense annoyance #obesssion #millions of dollars lost due to damaged cars #an end to your once peaceful life #finding a reason to live #a sudden care for exy #kevin day really needing to go to aa #a new maserati #and more #ask your doctor if neil josten is right for you #aftg incorrect quotes #incorrect aftg #aftg as things me and my friends have said

[julijbee]

no, keep going. i think you're finally getting somewhere.

#art #pathologic #мор утопия #changeling pathologic #clara pathologic #sequel to the other bull art i made months ago #the logical progression of this would be rubin #especially seeing as hes my favorite #however an unfortunate side effect of this is being my favorite #i can never be satisfied with how i draw him #also i feel somewhat bad murky was not yet included as i know this may be a technicality #but she does provide essential herb lore and also sticky is featured in the first bull image #so it does seem a bit unfair #daniil dankovsky

[asleepinawell]

the best part of being a summoner is the Emotional Security Carbuncle. you are never alone out there in the world. your carby is always by your side, sparkling and waving their tail

the second best part is the Emotional Security Tactical Nuclear Strike aka Akh Morn

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #akh moron #feeling depressed? why not try akh morn?? #side effects may include: the smell of burning flesh; smoking craters; delusions of grandeur; nasal congestion #sometimes it feels like square just gave smns a letter that says I can do whatever I want #this is not a complaint

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'm experiencing symptoms of the mental illness known as Been Awake Too Long

#ah Been Awake Too Long... we meet again #symptoms of BATL (omg the acronym is literally BATTLE lmao) may include but are not limited to: #thinking everyone hates you #thinking you hate everyone else and/or yourself #deep yearning for things once lost #hopelessness about your goals #experiencing Gender (the bad way) #experiencing or questioning sexuality (also the bad way) #memory loss #contemplating your mortality inevitable death and the fragility of life #thinking 'i should text them' #sudden tearfulness #delirium #loss of all wordly attachments and sense of self #talk to your doctor to see if Going The Fuck To Sleep may be right for you #side effects may include being cozy and saying honk shoo mimimi

[izvmimi]

today’s tip: if you’re feeling overwhelmed about how much you love a fictional character, simply break up and/or murder them in your head! works every time!

#duration may be inconsistent #side effects may include rebound tenderness #reaction formation or sudden deactivation #mimi totd

[juicyfacefuckingartandshit]

Live footage of disco Elysium coming into my life

I was doing a little bit of the hashtag suffering and then the most fucked up man ever fell into my lap and j was like NK WAYnnnn!!!! HES JUSG LIKE ME FKR REAL!!!! And then disco Elysium was like yeah you see this most fucked up guy ever??? He’s so fucked but guess what he’s fucking disco hes fucking KILLING IT!!

If Harry can work it in his putrid state then GOD DAMMIT SO CAN I!!!!

Now I get sad in a cool way PARTY ROCKERS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!

#I also suffer from terminal jean and Kim rot #Kim and jean rot is like one of the many side effects you get listed to you on those medication commercials #disco Elysium side effects may include but is not lmited to #kim rot jean rot listening to The Bee Gees becoming a lesbian becoming a communist putting the bourgeoisie in meat grinders and diarrhea #I have a crush on Titus hardie #something about his maga hat does it for me

[this-aint-massachusetts]

What’s that I hear? Your favorite character is evil and has committed multiple atrocities?

Well my dear friend! I have a solution! Consider this a ‘get out of jail free card’

*clear throat* “He’s just a little guy!”

If this doesn’t work however and saying that your favorite problematic character is just a little guy doesn’t convince others that they’re not that bad.

Well idk how to help you there bud that sounds like a you problem

#disclaimer: #this doesn’t work well #side effects may include: #convictions of being problematic #being cancelled #and many other that I’m too lazy to list

[idrinkyouryouthquake]

Ask your doctor about Bruce Springsteen with some horses

#side effects may include joy hope and dancing like spirits in the night #bruce springsteen #horses

[bluemoonperegrine]

#werewolf by night #werewolf by night memes #jack russell #jovan #side effects may include lycanthropy #memes #marvel

[umilily]

I thought about HiMERU too hard and I feel like I've been poisoned

don't worry, kotoko. you just have to keep doing it and you'll gain poison resistance over time.

#lily answers #kotoko #side effects (may) include severe brainrot #but as you can see i am perfectly fine despite it haha #what are your thoughts...? 👀

[corvids-corner]

Hot tip for all you touch starved lonely bitches out there - I think I’ve cracked the code on the most optimal sleeping configuration to induce realistic cuddling dreams!

1.) at Least two pillows, one for your head, one to grab onto while lying on your side (body pillow is best, and I also like to keep a third, normal sized pillow on my other side in case I need to switch sides)

2.) weighted blanket (mine’s 15 pounds but you could probably go heavier if you want)

The blanket is really important bc, I’m pretty sure I had them occasionally before getting it, but the First Night! I added that bad boy I had the most realistic cuddling dream I can remember.

I’ve had several since then, (including a rather nice one last night which prompted me to make this)

Now I’m no sleep scientist, but I think the sensations of hugging the pillow and the weight on top of you stimulate your brain into Cuddle Mode - and the best part is it’s way more comfortable than actual cuddling! (Since you’re actually just on pillows and not having to deal with the annoying bits of human limbs and awkward angles)

Ok that’s all thank you for coming to my Ted talk :)

#warning: possible side effects may include a sense of sadness and disappointment when you wake up and realize it wasn’t real #I don’t really mind anymore though #god I’m so touch starved #I actually asked for consent in this one it felt so real lmao #I know like maybe 3 people will see this but oh well #cuddle dreams #sleep tips