#sir it’s called flirting

[yourangle-yuordevil]

what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #Headcanon time: All the dancers at the Gentlemen Club fell in love with Mr. Fell at one point because he is such a cutie <3 #and Aziraphale calls Crowley to investigate because he doesn't realize that he's too cute for this world #and instead thinks that his fellow dancers are being tempted!!!!???? #And Crowley just snort laugh for ages while he watches Aziraphale flirt with all the gentlemens without even realizing that he's flirting #the day that Crowley and Aziraphale leaves Portland together #they go to say goodbye at the Gentlemen's club #and all the Gentlemen; after saying goodbye to Aziraphale #shakes Crowley's hand with a knowing look of “Respect to you sir; you managed to charm Mr. Fell. Good for you” #and Crowley looks back at them behind his glasses like ???????????? #good omens comic #historical husbands #discreet gentlemen's club #ALSO: #fumetto che deve MORIRE 🤗 #perchè ha osato esplodere mentre salvavo 🤗 #mandando a puttane tutto il lineart 🤗 #aspetta come si dice???? BRUCIAAAAAAA 🤗 #🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[tim-lucy]

#same energy

#911edit #911 #buddie #bucktommy #buddieedit #bucktommyedit #evan buckley #evanbucklyedit #buddiesource #* #mine: gif #mine: 911 #this boy uses the SAME tone of voice #same body movement #THAT IS CALLED FLIRTING SIR!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again. #Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun! #Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy #you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do. #Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off #Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head #Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir) #XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions #but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading! #wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo. #button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene #Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3 #edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*( #edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please

[doodlboy]

Listening 2 Damien swoon over a Lord Arum for the 1000000000th time

#he has it so bad but bc arum is a monster he's gotta have the “oh but i can't be in love with a monster!” moment #he compared it 2 his relationship with rilla /his fiancé/ and immediately dismisses it #& wanted 2 actually talk to him b4 their duel!! damien got snippy bc he's denying his feelings & arum sounds disappointed!!!! #& Arum* idk why it took his name out #ANYWAY #arum immediately started calling him pet names anyway #“little knight” “honeysuckle” like????? #AND THEY FLIRT LIKE COME THE HELL ON DAMIEN GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD #peter nureyev & lord arum r both consistently my favorite characters #noah simes is so great #the penumbra podcast #the second citadel #second citadel #lord arum #sir damien

[fluffypotatey]

watching Leverage: ep 6

ok had myself some dinner, now i'm snacking on fries, LET'S GET INTO IT

Before we go:

the episode we're diving into is called "The Stork Job" and according to @0hheytherebigbadwolf, they await my tears (whatever the fuck that means, she grumbles nervously).

so, if i do cry, everybody blame them for that (i kid, i kid..........unless 👀)

anyway, last episode, we got to see more of our lovely crew working on the spot and they sure did deliver!

Eliot, our boy, was able to work out who the hostage was for the robbers were AND take out the men who were the reason the two were robbing the bank

alec, my boy, along with parker, my queen, expertly impersonated the fucking fbi without a hitch and parker was even able to sneak into the back to steal the briefcase full of money

another thing, i love how even when the episode only has minor characters for that one episode, they still feel like fully fleshed out people. the cops that alec and parker had to fool? they felt like bumbling cops for a small town (we even got a hint of the sheriff's and the judge's friendship(?) towards the end which I thought was awesome. the bank tellers? they felt like people and not stoic stock characters.

i applaud the writers room

anyway, ON WITH THE SHOW

the episode

oh no we starting off sad :(

parker :((((((( she knows....she KNOWS THE SIGNS OF ABUSE :(((((

FUCK YOU BESTIE (i'm kidding, i love you)

oh....we are mentioning how they got any orphans???? are we...will they discuss this?

the war....how vague -_-

SOPHIE YOU QUEEN

she scammed the embassy??? queen shit

lmao they're dunking on eliot about how to pick up girls. eliot: "i'm not an amature" sophie: "of course not! but i'd peg you at a level 2 and she's a level 20"

oh??? driver man has the hots for parker??? 1) great for their plan but 2) i am now worried for parker

if she gets hurt itsg i will be upSET

she lost sight of him when she went to try and take his wallet. this man knows those kind of moves and i am worried.

alec??? getting jealous??? or am i looking into this too much, more on 11

"ranch in texas?" HOW SHE GOT HOOKED shit man, is that what i need to do? but i don't have a ranch :( i can't even use a lasso T^T

nathan is so bothered about sophie's tips to eliot "you were manipulating me???" "i was a thief" "our love not real :(" "we are on the clock, nathan, for god's sake"

poor alec being the third wheel to all this

ok driver man making his move on parker, and she's trying so hard to get info from him. parker, baby, i am so worried for you. i don't like this man and he seems like the stalker type.

PARKER DON'T WORRY I WILL COMFORT YOU

the fact that this case is hitting a little too close for her my girlie :(((

YES STAB HIM BITCH THAT'S WHAT HE GETS ok nobody get mad at parker or i WILL hurt them

lol the others guys are so confused.

PARKER JUST JUMPED OFF THE LEDGE???? WHERE'D SHE GO???

good on eliot using the movie thing

steal a movie??? you mean a bootleg????

they did not just- omg

alec trying to reassure parker that they're not just a team(in dom toretto's voice: "we're family")

SOPHIE YOU QUEEN

she wrote a script, she gave herself the role of the nun, THERE'S WEREWOLVES???

NATHAN YOU WHIPPED SON OF A BITCH

YES SOPHIE YOU DID SO GOOD. oscars, it's what she deserves

oooooh nice little plan there to ensure she brings the boy

awwww parker doesn't want to be babysat (bc she feels it undermines her and that they don't trust her) but alec tells her that no one asked him to T^T he just wants to look out for her ok ;-; he cares ok!

you got this parker! something tells me creepy driver man will make a comeback and i won't like it.

something FISHY is going on here in this orphanage! where be the children? why are there trucks with cargo that isn't children?

WE FOUND THE CHILDREN

CURSE MY SENSITIVE SOUL I WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS EPISODE

parker is about to cry HOW DARE

parker going rogue again. kick their ass!

ALEC :(((( BABY

NOT NANA :((((

THEY ARE BONDING T^T

HUG HER! SHE NEEDS IT!

"they're gonna turn out like me" PARKER NO

"i like how you turned out" ALEC YOU SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER

alec really wants to help the other orphans T^T i'm on his side. i'd provide a wonderful distraction as they helped the children escape! (i'd die but still)

oh no! how ever will our crew save all the orphans....ah jee, i am stumped. (i WILL believe they'll save all of them or so help me! realism be damned!)

oop the jig is up! she's been fooled! (your death scene was nice tho)

we still got 15 more minutes...i reFUSE to believe this is the end

where's parker????

YES GIRL

but why didn't you tell alec tho??? he'd help you

she's trying so hard to get them out ;-; don't laugh at her she's trying!!!! even here she's so adorable

omfg so they'll leave for Häagen Dazs? silly children

KICK HIS ASS PARKER

SHIT NO WAIT HANDS OFF BITCH

YEAH KICK HIS ASS

YES AHAHAHAHA i love her so much

sophie! that means the gang's here! oooooh the police? or is it just an audio recording???

YEAH ELIOT

how dare they scare me for second. i thought parker was gonna get shot! did nathan really stop that bus just so they could figure out the guns were props???? really nathan?

oh alec i know you felt so cool doing that in front of parker. walk in strut in with your little button, press it, and the building explodes. yeah

nathan is such a dad and how he calmed parker down about where the kids would get help

awwww alec!! he was worried about you parker!! THAT SMILE YEAH I SAW IT!

general thoughts

my parker feels were attacked today. will i recover? yes, but i'll need a minute or something. i just...she understood how much the foster system would fuck up these kids and didn't want to see that, but also knew that where they were was just as bad and T^T

AND ALEC, ALEC WHO UNDERSTOOD AS WELL! he already knew she was going through it. and he wanted to help, but also wasn't going to push even if he saw how much it troubled her T^T AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS WORRIED AND WANTED TO HELP THE KIDS UGH MY HEART

how parker called back to alec's comment about how they're "a little more" than a team all up close and personal and he was totally blushing don't @ me.

nathan/sophie were cute and it was fun seeing nathan a little miffed that sophie would use her charm for anyone when thieving (like it wasn't just their thing jfc nathan you are down so bad). it was cute. i like how she's one of the only people he struggles to lie to also.

but yeah. good episode, we got character stuff and i am all about that. until next time!

#leverage #fluffy reacts #long post #nathan really thought sophie's flirting was their thing like sir....where have you been??? i love him tho #alec did prove himself as my fav once again #showing his softer side this episode made me weak #him opening up to parker bc he knew that they understood each other to some level #also it sounded like he already knew about her past w/o her telling him #alec you running background checks on everyone? how much do you know? did you stop at a point bc you respected your friends or delved #deeper as a way to better help them in the future if something were to happen??? #oh yeah: no tears were shed in the watching of this show! there were close calls but no tears were shed

[bluecoolr]

Darrell's reaction to being teasingly called sir? 🤔

you posting that thirst trap thingy plus saying he likes biting plus that freaking pick up line is having me so normal

which one?

#unsure because he routinely uses sir at work and is a little thrown off when he's called it back #are you FLIRTING with him?? #or FUCK YEAH SWEETIE I AM YOUR SIR #ask darrell #darrell todd #bluecoolr.art

[lisa-l0vely]

um. hypothetically, is it normal to joke flirt with a guy friend and- hypothetically- is it normal for said guy friend to repeatedly call you a good girl and- HYPOTHETICALLY- is it normal for said guy friend to tease you by saying "you know you like it" in response to you getting flustered by what he says?

#not af #random thoughts in my head #idk how to tag this #tumblr pls help #i am at a dilemma #this is fine #guy friend #joke flirting #i feel like i should also mention i have jokingly called him daddy and sir #JOKINGLY #my friends at school sre convinced he likes me but i doubt it #i hope he is but i doubt it #ooc post

[mikejudge]

butthead spent like most of the home aide ep flirting with beavis and then also tried to murder him the same ep it's so isksdkkddk

#'call me mister butthead' #'im gonna have you fired' #literally just flirting #and then beavis saying butthead made him give him a bath. like. SIR.

[stonedgilbert]

the hot customer who comes in and flirts w me every week mentioned he's not single and i'm like .. sir. you've been flirting w me. i'm half in love w u. why are you breaking my heart like this

in other news who wants a random starter from jeremy i'll throw something your way

#❪ 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙸𝚃 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙷𝙾𝚃. ❞ ‖ starter call. #❪ 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙳𝙾'𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙰𝙽. ❞ ‖ rambling. #Multiple of my coworkers have told me i should give him my number bc he's always flirting w me #so i know it's not in my head #so like .. SIR #but anyway i'm channelling my sadness into short starters for jeremy bc this train wreck is always sad abt Something

[thealogie]

Gus showing absolutely no emotion in front of Mike and telling him to get the work going, and then turning around and going to a wine bar so he can have a long-winded flirt session with this gay sommelier over wine years and wine regions….autistic gay people truly be like

#better call saul #we get it king! you have a special interest #but also sir that’s your brba husband please talk to him instead of flirting with other men at bars

[theinfinitedivides]

currently watching Kal Ho Naa Ho on this Saturday evening bc a mutual and i were talking and she DMed me to say that it is heavily queercoded (+ i saw the OT3 tags on ao3 and went 👀👀👀) and halfway through the first song i think i can safely say that SRK came out here for f*cking blood in this

#film: kal ho naa ho #kal ho naa ho #khnh #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #no but they knew what they were doing when they put him in front of the American flag!!! #he's a flirt??? he charms everyone??? gives off chaotic bisexual vibes??? #the assault!!! the gay on gay violence!!! #sir you had no right to come after me with that peak y2k fashion #calling me out as bisexual and gender envious in my own home smh #if i keep watching and find out you're straight sir i will riot

[spyroforlife]

I’ve only seen a bit of Keralis and I’ve never watched Sausage before but nonetheless I watched Keralis’s video of him going to Empires and now I want to write a smutty little Mythikeralis (still don’t know what the ship name is lmao) one-shot MAN why am I like this

#keralis #mythicalsausage #hermitshipping #empireshipping #suggestive #mythikeralis #them kissing within moments of meeting each other #Keralis calling for him with 'Daddy' #and alll the rest of the flirting throughout that episode #including that moment in the tavern where Jevin threatened to bang on the wall #and Sausage is like 'that's not the only thing that will be banging' #SIR #anyway yeah I think they should bang

[magnoliamyrrh]

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#met w my other prof at a cafe for office hours/to talk abt the final project and??> #found out he knows ive been talking to my other prof or. more accurately hanging out w her after class #and i was just there like?? oh shit hello? guess yall talked abt me ? #the way he said it too like?? sir excuse me what are you insinuating lmao #u know i am usually the sort who needs to get hit with rocks to pick up on anything but this entire situation is just 👀 #there is an unspoken understanding in this whole thing. that this dude is also aware of and was suddely calling me out for #cant flirt w ur prof and not have it get out i guess smh smh

[yvmoveon]

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#so i’m walking out the gym to my car with my sis and this guy walks up to us and starts flirting basically and i’m trying to be nice but #he ain’t taking the hint that i got stuff to do #but one thing that creeped me out was that he basically said he’s been watching me and seeing me at the gym and he asked if i ever noticed #and im like sir i literally mind my business and focus on my workouts #he asked me for my number and i was like give me yours so i could never call him 💀💀💀💀 #like buddy was mad bold #i didn’t wanna die so i was nice but like it’s weird that he’s been watching me 💀 #he was nice but it was weird #delete later

[mel-core]

jagsjsh i post a gym pic on my snap story and one rando dude who i have been dry with and repeatedly left on opened replies to it with Mommy ?

#i’m crying i cant #sir is this how you flirt #sending me shirtless pics and calling me mommy