#skksks

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

For your modern avatar au What if spider has some sort of respiratory diseases, or other chronic inflammatory lung or obstructive lung diseases. Because he has to were a oxygen mask in the movie.

Alright here is my answer finally @peachycrime

Okay, unfortunately my first thought was the fucking 2001 comedy/romance Bubble Boy, so that's cool.

Luckily for you I've been in the reddie fandom hardcore since 2016 so WE KNOW ABOUT ASTHMATIC HEADCANONS IN THIS HOUSE.

I think I'd pick like severe asthma because it just jives for me, but if you wanna go crazy we could really have a fucking Fault in our Stars/Five Feet Apart moment here. Really lean into locorro or spiri here.

-Spider lived with Norm for years because he was the foster parent they had with the most medical experience, but eventually he just was LIVING with Jake and Neytiri .

-Stay at home wheelchair dad Jake Sully with his three little kids under three had none of the attention or free time to dedicate to a kid with medical issues, but him and work from home Norm become a seamless team in the kids toddler years.

-Neytiri had just finished her residency so she was simply flawless with him. He's pretty much a normal kid, he's just got bad asthma. He does all physical activity he can, but he gets out of breath quickly and has to stop for a puff or two before he can get back out there.

-Neteyam is younger but they're in the same grade because Spider got held back because he was so lil because he was a sick kid before Neytiri and Norm got a hold of him.

-He carries around an inhaler and Neteyam also carries around an inhaler because Neteyam may be younger but he is so protective of Spider and so worried about him losing his breath when they are at school and their parents aren't around.

-Tonowari and Jake meet at the playground on a Saturday and all of a sudden Jake is an after-school care, watching his own four kids and Ao'nung and Tsireya (and neighborhood latchkey kid Rotxo who Spider loves because he was also a latchkey kid).

-Ao'nung gets mad at Spider during a game of pickle where they are both the taggers because Spider stops to tag a puff. Ao'nung insists he has to keep going and Spider does and ends up passing out.

-He's not allowed to run or do anything strenuous for two days and Ao'nung is grounded by Ronal for a week. Neteyam and Kiri don't talk to him for a day. He feels really bad though and after that he yells at any kid who tries to get Spider to do anything physical at school until a teacher has to call home and they all have to have a chat lol.

-Neytiri and Norm we're absolutely unbearable for days, hovering over him and making him drink water, while Jake was treating Spider exactly the same. They are disability buddies and Jake would never treat Spider as fragile because he isn't. In fact, they played catch later that night even though Spider was sitting down and it gave Neteyam an aneurysm.

-Lo'ak always explains to strangers that his brother is cool he just has "shit lungs" because he heard Jake say that one time.

-Reddie moment: "Spider Sully Blasts Off!" every time he uses his inhaler.

#bubble boy is so spider coded #neteyam is prematurely grey in every universe #but especially in one where spider is chronically ill and has lo'ak as a sibling #a lot of this is taken from my kid at work with asthma #also i can't even get started on the myriad of ways lo'ak almost kills spider on the daily #it reminds me of my brother and our close family friend #theyre basically siblings #she is deathly allergic to eggs #and my brother is constantly sticking his knife in her butter or offering her some of his food or accidentally taking her fork #were always like are you trying to kill jessie??? #imagine this but lo'ak while they have family dinner and everyone else has a spice deadly to humans and spider's bowl is human safe #lo'ak sticking his fork in spiders bowl: can i have a bite #eberyone: oh my fucking god #skksks #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #spider sully #jake sully #neytiri sully #neteyam sully #kiri sully #lo'ak sully #norm spellman #ao'nung #tsireya #tonowari #ronal #rotxo #avatar #avatar the way of water

[mikaikaika]

Quackity basically got called hoe on main by Baghera 💀💀💀

#Skksks #Love her so much #Duck duo #Baghera #Quackity #Qsmp #Qsmp lb

[bwoahtastic]

I was scrolling through my old fics and found the fics were everyone has a little animal companion and I need MORE

#its been 3 years but sshh #skksks #maybe a new version of it #although i love max with a lion he needs slmething small and fluffy

[im-literally-just-sitting-here]

Honestly, although i didn't get any request (i expected it so I'm not that bummed) I've been having so much fun making quick silly icons!

I had no idea i would have fun with this but making that pearl one made me so happy!! Very enjoyable 100% recommend

(the offer is still up tenfold now btw, not only is Etho losing hard but Cleo's race is way too damn close!! If you voted for them hit me up!)

#the lizzie one is very crooked #skksks #sorry queen i'm not good at drawing animals #Cleo one is my favorite hehe. i'll try to get a full drawing of her out to encourage More cleo voting later on!! #LDShadowLady #Ethoslab #Zombiecleo #also #uh #Kakashi i guess djsjjsjsjsjs #honestly although i like the cleo concept better the etho ones looks the best sjsjdjskd #also sorry for being annoying in the tags again bestie #girl posting for herself and herself alone sjsksks #(sorry for mcyt posting in the kks tag. but don't you want canadian Kakashi to win?) #i have a lot of fem!kks drawings i'll digitalize them and post on my main if Cleo wins #(yes i am bribing the lesbians) #(even though I am the lesbians and the only one who actively seeks out that content)

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

🍪: Current favourite song right now

Hewoo nonnie!

🍪:

Well I don’t usually have a favourite song. It’s mostly just songs I can stimm or pace to

Running up that Hill has been trending and I don’t watch ST but I kept hearing this song all over Instagram so I gave it a shot and it’s really really good!

I like old songs and this one’s got a good beat I can pace and dance to.

Freakazoid’s bday event

#nonnie reply 💕 #💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸 #skksks #songs #not pjo #reply post #10.08.2022 #10th august

[poohwhin]

richter: “ how many times do you have to trample all over my heart until you're satisfied?”

my poor little meow meow

#; poo talk #poor baby #poor literally evil instable fella #poor literal 28 year old man #SKKSKS

[dankeseb]

the instagram story cut from wholesome lewis to whore andré

the duality of men <3

#skksks

[curse-of-rose]

🐹

🙈

#thats a good thing i think? #skksks #thanks! #ask

[nartothelar]

them <3

#THE MOMENT I SAW THIS IS WAS LIIE THIS IS INGO CORE SKKSK #submas #emmet #kudari #ingo #nobori #gym leader elesa #elesa #gym leader skyla #skyla #pokemon #pokemon fanart #fanart #tw eye contact #nimbasa trio

[blinder-secrets]

¡Hola! Yo todavía estoy viendo Person of Interest. Voy por la temporada 4. It's very addictive :-) I also loved All Creatures Great and Small. What genre are you particularly interested in? :-)

hola! no estoy seguro, necesito algo largo pq quiero verlo mientras crochet :') i've been flying through my films list already

i feel like i'm pretty easy with genre - started watching warrior nun the other week but i'm not 100% on it yet. everyone in it is so pretty tho so it's definitely not painful

#me watching it: oh so they liiterally are warrior nuns #SKKSKS

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[wanderingsongbird]

5/5 you are great !!!

Thank you!

#dark lina #skksks #thank you! #ask games

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Stop doing heroin

GO TO YOUR JOB YOU CUNT (affectionate)

hi kids :) don't do drugs pls n thank you

#adults: you do you but b responsible #skksks #eris: stop #chaos hours

[bwoahtastic]

I was scrolling through my old fics and found the fics were everyone has a little animal companion and I need MORE

#its been 3 years but sshh #skksks #maybe a new version of it #although i love max with a lion he needs slmething small and fluffy

[morgana-ren]

Thinking about Astarion's parents and what it must've been like if they truly loved him and then one day he was just .. gone. Gone from their lives forever. Maybe his mother kissed him as he rolled his eyes and his father told him to stay safe today. Maybe he was a reckless, brash, arrogant and decadent young elf barely out of adolescence making his way up in the world but he was clever and bright and full of life and the light of their lives and then one night he just never came home to them

He just disappeared into thin air and his friends and family hadn't seen him and after years and years of misery and torture and horror, they were finally forced to accept their baby boy was dead, another victim swallowed by the gaping black maw of Baldur's gate, having a bodyless burial with a headstone carved in his remembrance because they couldn't take another year of not knowing. Of not knowing what happened to their son.

He was loved. He was loved and missed by someone. When he disappeared, someone mourned him. Someone he can't even remember after centuries of misery and torture. Someone visited his grave. Someone wept for him. Someone paid to have him put to rest. Someone loved him.

He prowled the streets by night that his parents searched by day. Endless. Dogged. Hell for a mother and father robbed of their child. Searching for a single sliver of silver hair in the crowd. His bright smile. His handsome visage, perhaps taking after his father. Perhaps one day he would come home. They could pray and pray that one day he'd find his way home to them. That he isn't dead. One day that never came— and never will.

Because he cannot even remember them. Even as he is free, he cannot remember. Just another thing Cazador took from him.

#morgana and friends #astarion #astarion spoilers #i dont know the lore behind his parents and family #maybe someone got dialogue that i didn't #but can you imagine if he just.. was so so loved #and one day just never came home #and his Parents are still ALIVE #and they think their son is dead and gone #even as he is strolling with the love of his life scarcely a mile away #yes i KNOW some parts are wrong but can you imagine if they werent #i am retconning astarion clawing up from the coffin because eat my balls skksk

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Hey! I really like your art and wanted to ask if you take commissions!❤️

Hewoo!!!💜🌸

Thank you sm nonnie💜💜

Actually no😭 not at the moment tho, I am planning to open commissions one day but I still have a lot to learn and need a bit of advise on how to get started sksksk🥹🥹

And this will probably be after all my exams which’ll end in June next year😳😳. I think I can squeeze in a few in Nov 🤔🤔

#xan rambles #nonnie reply 💕 #🌸💜 #skksks #thank u nonnie 💜💜💜 #off topic #not pjo