#slap counter

[restlesschilled]

This is my Martin slapping Jon counter for my magnus archives relisten will edit as needed until complete:

Final count:3

Episodes: Mag 160, Mag 169, Mag 172

#slap counter #tma #jonathan sims #magnuspod #the magnus archives #tma jon #martinblackwood #tma shitpost #tma martin #mag 160 #mag 169 #mag 172

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[yutaan]

Papercraft Ed! I had the sketch for this one finished a while ago, but for whatever reason didn’t feel quite happy with it. Eventually I tried flipping it to face the opposite way - meaning his automail arm was now facing the viewer and could be shown via rips in his clothes and gloves - and then BAM, I liked how it looked after all! Sometimes it’s the simplest things that make all the difference.

#fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #papercraft #papercutting #paper art #my art #I didn't actually read or watch FMA until 2021 and somehow never had any idea whatsoever what it was actually about #just that it was Good and beloved by many #and like! I was looking forward to it! But buying the whole manga would be pretty expensive #so I kept putting it off #UNTIL! #USED BOOKSTORE TO THE RESCUE ONCE AGAIN!!! #they had the ENTIRE SERIES for a STEAL and I straight-up gasped aloud in the manga aisle #carried everything up to the counter at once like I was weightlifting because WHAT IF I left a volume behind and someone else snagged it #TOO RISKY #and then read the whole series in two days #and. Dear readers you were ALL correct #fma fucking SLAPS

[lychgate]

Small Soldiers Yaoi? It's a deceptively tame name methinks

it is just exactly what it is named

#makes the plastic dolls slap bang on the counter top

[spearxwind]

I've been thinking about how you've made Talas' physique even MORE powerful lately. And now I'm just imagining him, one-armed, chucking Graves like the world's angriest javelin at their common enemies.

That's genuinely so in character that I had to draw it. Average hunting tactic... and Graves would be all too excited for it, honestly

#in all seriousness honestly im really glad !! This is kind of what i always imagined talas would actually look like :] #i just wasnt confident enough to draw him like that initially but little by little ive gotten better at conveying his body type properly #and i genuinely want him to come across as strong as hell even besides the fact that hes big. like i wanna convey it in shape too #he literally kills huge sea monsters for a living as a day job and then kills the other people who hunt those monsters for fun #and hes banned from walking into any tavern unless he drops his whole paycheck at the counter as soon as he enters #he should simply look the part so im trying my best for that. i have to do him justice #anyway thank u i hope u enjoy this too. i was gonna draw graves just being chucked on their own but then i drew the harpoon #and i thought it was so hilarious to have them on that instead than chucked like a football (which would also happen) #but in said case they'd be less excited about it #if u read all of this also props to you heres a present. its fish (slaps you in the face with it) #windyart #ask #anon #scribble comic #talas #graves #challenger deep

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Ok but have you considered WOULDNT you like a taste of the power wouldn’t you like to use more than words deep in the night the fight lasts for hours you can BE HURT. or you can BEAT HER WOULDNT you like to have some of the magic wouldn’t you like your outcome preferred deep in the night the fight can be tragic I’ll help you CONQUER HER

#circe saga slaps dude #circes voice is so pretty I swear #there are other ways my beloved #who’s keeping the what counter how many did we get this time #do we count Odysseus not understanding what Circes’ implying at the end done for #Odysseus is always the most confused man in the room #except for at the end of ruthlessness he flipped the script there #epic the circe saga #epic the musical

[sunshineram]

april fools updates great guys

#i just went into bis room and just started slapping him(gentle) at one point #attacking him #both my given and received counters are at 'omg'

[sibelin]

european moment (introduction of franco-german tv programm Tracks on the franco-german channel Arte xx)

#i'm not even tagging but this intro slapped so much #they have some good episodes for free in europe if you like to know about weird counter culture things!! #the music slapped too #okay this was niche. sorry about that lol #flashing tw

[theballmighty]

Obviously the criminalization of possession of weed is lame and bad or whatever but also get that shitass-smelling bullshit out of my fucking face, please

#dude came up to the counter with a fuckin lit joint in his mouth and I was tempted to slap that shit

[maranull]

Minthy stylin'

#baldur's gate 3 #minthara #i doubt she would let her hair fall to the side of her eyes (less vision to counter assassinations or smt) but that hat slaps #so i forgive the game not following my exact headcanon #this time >:( #jk jk #okay enough bg3 spam #(for today :P)

[sketchy-tour]

Not me absolutely realizing just how much I draw Dandy with Wally and not really any of the other puppets. I swear I do think of how Dandy interacts with the other puppets besides Wally. I even have a few silly interaction sketches and such of Dandy with the others. My brain just likes to hyperfixate on Wallaford a bit too much, so my Wally stuff is what gets lined and colored. Fjsjfjsjs

Like, for random example, Howdy and Dandy have a sort of odd social relationship in that Howdy's loud salesman attitude combined with him being so massive sort of intimidates Dandy a lot. So they struggle to really talk to the giant caterpillar man. Not helped with the fact Dandy isn't exactly a performer, so paying for their items is a bit of a struggle. I like to think Dandy has a 'tab' that they keep having Howdy put their purchases on, and eventually they have to drag Barnaby to the Bodega with them to help pay it off. I also like to think Howdy never agreed to having this tab for Dandy, Dandy just sort of walked out one day mid paying for an item and shouted "Put it on my tab!" And it's been a thing since. It only makes Howdy just a LITTLE frustrated, but Dandy always ends up making a solid attempt to pay. Eventually.

#text post #welcome home oc #just rambling #Dandy Leon #Dandy is a bit of a shy dork and the big catterpillar frightens them #I also like to imagine when theyre at Howdy's with Barnaby that they have a bad habit of trying to hide behind the big silly dog #try and make him do all the work but Barnaby wont have it. #so it turns into Barnaby giving Dandy little jokes and ideas for Dandy to preform for Howdy while hes there #and Dandy is always...really bad at it. Just nervous and sometimes doesnt even get the joke theyre making. #Howdy finds the whole thing entertaining on its own probably. getting to watch Barnaby slap a comedy bowtie on Dandy and a fake microphone. #impromptu stand up preformance! Dandy's stood up on the counter trying their damndest #if Wallys there hed laugh at all of Dandy's jokes

[skunkes]

thinking about furryverse with the addition of cat talon now, since him and smunker are two animals much smaller than a cow.

Cow Al works at his parent's farm and/or does odd jobs for the community during the day while smunker stays home making money the same way I do so the addition of talon is very "get an additional pet boyfriend so your first pet boyfriend isn't too lonely" (even if the new addition is a menace).

Al and Skunker being the emotional support dogs to Talon's anxious cheetah... cow al coming home and seeing smunker and talon asleep next to each other in a sunbeam...skunker and talon sleeping totoro style on cow al... Many Such Cute Ideas

#i said this in the last post i mentioned the totoro style sleeping on but talon would absolutely #kick skunker off #skunker and talon your two pet cats that start slapping each other while sitting on you #talon the cat u scold for pushing his fellow cat off the counter #skunker and talon your 2 pet cats you leave a camera on and see they accidentally flung themselves #around the room and knocked a bunch of shit over in the process bc something small fell on and scared them #talkys #talon your cat that kneads you + pricks u with his claws in the process #oc text

[quirkle2]

ALSO AKJFHBAKHDS had the image of wars, wild, and legend baking and ledge is like "if yall keep eating the cinnamon baking chips we wont fucking have any left to put in the batter" while wars and wild freeze in the background with their hands halfway to their mouths. absolute menaces, the both of them

sorry this took so long to answer i had to make this first GVIYAE

#qktalks #qkdraws #bluesmoth #absolutely adored the image that put in my head #linked universe #lu #lu fanart #lu warriors #lu legend #lu wild #wow i haven't drawn wild in a Hot Minute #wild is constantly eating stuff while making Any food #(''if i cook/bake all day and don't eat Any of it at any time until the end then what's the fucking point'') #and wars is just . a menace to society in general #he purposefully causes problems in the kitchen #and he's MESSY as hell. he absolutely does it on purpose cuz normally he's a very orderly and neat kinda guy but #he WILL lightly slap the container of flour and watch it get all over the counter. #and he WILL steal little dollops of the batter from the bowl every single time u turn ur back #what's the point in doin smth fun if ur not gonna be goofy the whole time :/ #this isn't like . wars and ledge qpr focused so im not gonna tag it as that #but i Did do it in the warm red-and-blue lines theme i have goin. the qpr Is there. they love each other #oh to bake something for ur cherished qpp while he looks absolutely Mesmerized by a bubble floatin in the air from the handsoap u used #it's a bubble idiot . stir the fucking bowl

[detco-hell]

snitch!!

[movie 16 - The Eleventh Striker]

#yet another skateboard scene screenshot im sorry #love those too much!! #also like this scene??? slaps!!! not big into this movie but i hear counter board and i go hell yeah!!!! #detective conan #movie 16 #movies #The Eleventh Striker #2013 #edogawa conan #skateboard scene #detco hell original

[shinxeysartgallery]

oh shit did you actually watch the new Murder Drones ep?

And if you did what was your favorite part

I did. It ended up not being as bad (gore-wise) as I expected and was able to watch the entire thing. :D

Anyway, as for my favorite part, definitely gotta go with the fight scene of N & Nori vs. Possessed Uzi. God, that thing was so dope; honestly gotta say it was the best fight scene of the series so far!

Outside of that fight, three lines are strong contenders, though I'm not sure which one is funniest to me.

1.) Nori: "Why is Cyn after her own murder pet? Are you stupid or something?" N: "Oh, yeah!"

2.) Solver: "Nori? You're dead!" Nori: "You're frickin' grounded!" Solver: "Angry!"

3.) N: *Insinuates that he and Uzi are dating* Nori: "Uzi Doorman! Those things killed your frickin' mother!" *Literally bitch-slaps the possession out of Uzi*

All three of those bits about killed me. (Kinda funny, they're all Nori-related moments.)

Also special shout-out to Mitchell the intern for trying to protect Yeva. That was so cute.

#anon ask #shinxey's asks #murder drones #murder drones spoilers #also can we get a counter for how many times Nori slapped someone lmao #who needs a priest to exorcise this demon when we have Nori's power of bitch-slapping

[fortheloveofexy]

logically, I know I should wait to post things until it's the ideal time for my target audience to see them HOWEVER I am unable to resist the excitement and impulsivity that takes over me once I finish a drawing or a fic chapter

#There is no waiting #I simply must share it and if I don't I will explode. #my brain is slapping on the counter demanding its dopamine hit and i am helpless to resist