#someone please have mercy

[love-musicheart]

Miraculous Ladybug: Season 5??

Okay so I disappeared from the Miraculous Ladybug fandom for a while (like... a year and half *cough COUGH* and only just watched the end of season 4. I resigned myself to my fate of just having to watch trailers of the upcoming season when I start to dig and find out SOME EPISODES ARE OUT??

Does anyone happen to have the knowledge they would be wiling to share with me as to a) which episodes are out b) how many are coming out and c) what the chronological order of them are across the season? (because we all know that they sometimes come out in non-chronological order) And d) just in case I completely missed something, did like a huge special come out like the Shanghai or New York one that I missed as well? I would put nothing past my ignorant self at this point, soooooo yeah. Plz send help. And answers. 😂

#can you tell I'm losing it #I literally was shrieking over the end of season 4 #someone please have mercy #I don't need sleep I need answers #miraculous ladybug #halp #miraculous ladybug season 5

[hoeforhao]

DK HAS TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF TO JUST NOT LET US BREATHE AND RUIN OUR SANITY FOREVER-

#hoeforhao rants #hoeforhao #dk svt #svt dokyeom #dokyeom #svt dk #Please have some mercy lee seokmin #pls someone ban white tanks for him

[landwriter]

drank coffee at 6 pm in preparation for a rave i felt too crappy to go to am now lying awake in bed at 2:30 am writing essays in my head

#someone please put me back in school #it would be an act of mercy #it’s all i know how to do #hi europe i hope you’re having a great day :)

[fvcking-panda]

Me reading the whole Flight of Icarus tag just to find some person mentioning the only fucking piece of information i will take as canon be like:

I JUST WANT TO KNOW FREAK REAL NAME DAMMIT

#flight of icarus #please someone have mercy of my poor soul #also i need to know the characterization of the Corroded Coffin boys #they are my babies #please tell me they didnt make them dirty #other than that im not interested in the other parts #hold on im lying #tell me what happen with the love of my life Wayne Munson #thats it #that's literally all i care about the book thank you #eddie munson #gareth emerson #omg i just realized gareth's fanon lastname might be dead by now #my carefully crafted hc are fucking dying in front of me #jeff stranger things #gareth stranger things #unnamed freak #<- not for too long baby dont worry i got ya' #please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank please be Frank #corroded coffin

[descalled]

bald for protection

#please have mercy on him #she canonically is not above kicking someone in the ballz (girlboss) so I definitely think she would pull on hair too #jean descole #raymond #professor layton and the true sexyman #yes this is about the competition #extremely rushed comic #but I had the idea and couldn't just not do it #professor layton #desmond sycartmore

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

I think I've decided my gender is willful Shakespeare men

#coming from someone who has played both laertes and now romeo apparently #they feel... similar. there are similar vibes there. depression's whalloping me rn and i cant do coherent literary analysis #or voice whats going on in my brain #but they're different songs in the same font if that makes sense #maybe i'll go off the deep end and write a paragraph on these mfs #maybe #whatever it doesn't matter. i'm still sopping wet and unmedicated. it doesn't matter #it's just the inner machinations of someone who probably doesn't know all that much about what they're talking about #...there is love there. different kinds of love. but love that still drives them to do some stuff and die. ykyk #(i'm bullshitting rn please have mercy on me) #hamlet #romeo and juliet #shitpost #ramblings of a madman #(but the rambings are in the tags. does that still count) #horrendous literary analysis from a tired high schooler with nothing better to do :)))) #(don't unfollow me hamlet moots i know this is tremendously awful i'm trying to make my brain make sense)

[yoonnamjin25]

Ok but I need a post canon, Arthur returns, slow burn, Merthur, kind of fic where we can acompany our beloved king through the different stages of grief he will go through when Merlin tells him he's been dead for over 1500 years so he lost his kingdom, knights, friends and wife. A fic where we can see Merlin introducing Arthur to the 21st century and its technology that he insists is just magic, Mer-lin, I know it, I'm no fool. I know magic when I see it. A fic where we can see Arthur still struggling to fully trust on Merlin again because yes, he forgave him and he doesn't really care about the magic (except he does because Merlin's eyes look so beautiful when they are gold and where did that come from, Arthur Pendragon? Merlin, beautiful? Ha! The clotpole must've been right when he told you you shouldn't drink a third cup of that dark, strong, addictive beverage) but he still can't get over all the years of constant lies and deceiving, and Merlin feels guilty af so he tries to win his trust once again day by day and keep the promise he made to himself that day he finally confessed his magic to Arthur to not lie to him ever again. A fic full of fluffy moments between merthur where we can see them fall for each other harder slowly but surely until one day, after 3 or 4 months since Arthur came back, he finally kisses Merlin. And then they kiss some more. And more. And they are so happy grinning like idiots between kisses because finally they are on the same page. And everything is perfect. And Arthur suddenly loses his shirt somehow and things are getting heated although everything is still so soft and sweet and tentative. And then the doorbell rings. They ignore it at first, Arthur's orders, but the person behind the door is insistent so they have to stop so Merlin can go and see who it is. And when he finally opens the door, his jaw almost hit the floor because the person in front of him is no other than the fucking Queen of Camelot, his first and beloved friend, Guinevere Pendragon, the long ago dead widow of Arthur Pendragon, king of Camelot, whom he's been making out with seconds ago. And then everything goes downhill coz Gwen sees her husband and Arthur is so shocked to see her again and then they are hugging and smiling and kissing and glowing with happiness and then there's Merlin, with tears in his eyes as he sees them reunite again. As he sees Arthur reunited with his true love. And when the king finally takes a moment to process everything that is happening while having Guinevere laughing crying in his arms, his eyes find Merlin, his Merlin, the one he had in his arms minutes ago and everything comes crashing. Reality hits him so hard he can't even breathe for a second. Because he was happy with Merlin and even though he hadn't yet admitted it out loud, he knew, deep in his soul, that he was in love with him, but then Guinevere is back! His beautiful, amazing, sweet and wonderful queen who he loves with all his heart is back from the death and how is that even possible???

Phew! A fic full of drama and angst and hurt/comfort and tough decisions that Arthur will have to make eventually because he loves them both, but he only can have one and that is breaking him apart because he is a righteous man at heart and he knows that as a married man, his choice should be clear as water, but his soul is screaming at him because it wants something else, someone else, and he doesn't know what to do as he knows whatever he decides, one of the two people he loves the most in his life will end up brokenhearted. But life is unfair and cruel to everyone. Even to legendary kings.

So.

Can someone please write it?

For me???

Pretty please???

#merthur #fic prompt #i've been having this idea in my head for ages now but haven't find anything remitely similar #i could write it but it wouldn't turn out as great as it is in my head #i am desperate #i need someone to write this please #i love drama #i love angst #i love merthur #i love to respect the canon of the show but give it a little twist in a future escenario #i love the idea of arthur choosing gwen back in his camelot days but choosing merlin in the modern world #arthur loves gwen with all his heart but he also loves merlin with all his soul #true loves doesn't mean forever lovers #i also live for that moment in the fic where arthur confesses his feelings for merlin to gwen #she will be hurt but so understanding too #ok enough of the tags #this is getting out of hand #but this is how you know i've been thinking about it deeply and for way too long #please someone have mercy on this poor little untalented soul that can't write for the life of her

[makerscockandballs]

charles reed getting railed at least once during his time in oakmont would have prolonged his tragic demise by about a week

#cant explain it. but look at him. #someone have mercy and fuck him. please. it wont fix him but its like. ibuprofen for his soul #txt #the sinking city

[minnie-al]

I can’t get ‘That’ll be fine!’ incident out of my head

Someone help me pleaseeee!

#james hetfield x reader #james hetfield #metallica #oh lord have mercy #i need him so bad #please someone write this

[missmaywemeetagain]

I AM DECEASED FOR ALL THE REASONS

WATCH IT (The Walls Have Ears) if you haven't. Because OMG. I can't be the only one losing my mind over this...

There are so so many things happening here that I cannot and will not get over any time in the next decade:

GODDAMN he looks so good here that it's almost offensive. Early 60's Elvis in all black is my new drug. (I mean, we all know I love me some late 60's EP in all black, so no big surprise there) But the hair. The tan. His FACE. The sveltness. *chef's kiss* perfection

OMG hands. Like, hands are not normally my thing but good god man. the clapping. the SNAPPING. the come-hithering. the pUTTING oUT fLAMES. the existing.

Every movement he makes in this scene is mesmerizing. The HIP SHAKING and stomping and the way he's carrying himself because of the dancing...I JUST CANNOT

THAT LEFT EYEBROW

How can a man simultaneously look so sweet but also so sexy at the exact same time?! This is an art that EP had down but is especially evident here.

His VOICE it's so lovely UGHHHHHHH (also I will now be humming this tune for the rest of the day thank you very much)

I'm a sucker for a tango scene. That is all.

And last, but definitely NOT least, the appearance of Little Elvis has murdered me. Slayed. I am no longer alive. I know this is not a mature reaction but I can't help it. I CANNOT BELIEVE they kept that in the movie. IN 1962!! That the director was like, naw, this scene was too complicated to reset so we're just gonna leave in the massive and very very obvious ER3CTION of the most famous man on the planet that is happening almost the whole scene. Especially with the subtext of the song...Like whattt?! (I mean, god bless for us 60 years in the future lusting after EP, but also that is totally humiliating and just highlights how little control he had over his career. Like I feel like that would never happen with such a big star today.)

Also, I admittedly have not seen Girls Girls Girls! (yet), so I have no idea what is even happening here, which somehow makes the scene all the more entertaining. Like why are all the walls and the floor shaking and bouncing and the ceiling is caving in? Who knows, it's the 60's! Anything can happen! But we're gonna sing about it and do the tango! LOL

Tell me your thoughts, y'all, so I'm not drowning over here all by my lonesome!

#this might be fodder for a one-shot if y'all aren't careful #yes i know i'm completely objectifying this man but i just can't help it please someone save me #i am having so many thoughts #i am unwell #lord have mercy #elvis #elvis presely #if you’re looking for trouble #you came to the right place #elvis 2022 #elvis movie #austin butler elvis #elvis presley x reader #the walls have ears #girls girls girls (1962) #ughhhhh #elvis 1962 #god bless 5k restoration #Youtube

[bingobongobonko]

took some screenshots cuz ive been playing soma and i've finally reached the dunbat but im like. holy shit? holy shit. i don't wanna do spoilers so i won't but simply put: simon jarett you are just like me fr. i too am massively confused and have no fucking idea what's going on.

BTW SPOILERS IN TAGS just in case

#soma #VERY GOOD GAME SO FAR. they were not kidding. this is a psychological horror alright #ive had several moments of prolonged philosophical thought #am i still human if my consciousness proceeds me. or am i a mimic of once was #am i still me???? i still feel emotion i still feel pain and suffering and fear and apprehension #i still have the memories of the original #like thats wild man #i would like to think so #maybe its man made evolution #in some really fucked up and awful way #its just so conflicting when i see someone else #i have the freedom to move as my please. i understand the state of my own body. i understand the state of the world #and theyll stay there unmoving forever. stuck. alone #so far the tally is 2 dead 1 left alone and i should have mercy killed that one person but i was too conflicted #i should have #admittedly from now on i am going to mercy kill. robin seemed. ok. but. after a while i think she'd realize no one else was coming for her #with no way to die #which is ultimately very fucking awful #wait oops #soma spoilers #spoilers #but yeah. god game makes me sad. #i have to kill them

[ohnonotyou]

Me entering a new fandom: Help, I've fallen, and I get up.

#Fandom #Mostly running around looking through wiki for the history of the smallest shit #I just found out about Sukunella #And I haven't stopped #Someone please have mercy on me

[tethered-heartstrings]

the best thing discord has is the little note feature. like yes thank you for supporting my terrible memory. yes I know my friend's name and pronouns but it helps to Be Sure and not second guess myself. I would like to add little notes about their lives and the details they feel comfortable sharing with me. their pet's names and favorite colors and their fears so I never bring them up. something so small is so important to me.

#the speaking clown #like my fear is calling someone the wrong name like please have mercy

[untilsfe]

For a general tmnt ask, what if Usagi and Turtles switch universes?

Ohhh my, this is interesting. Pardon me, I can't offer you much but a little concept art and random ideas.

I believe if the boys switched universes that would include places and dominant species in their worlds. So, Usagi would live in a world dominated by humans in NYC. And the turtles with another buch of anthropomorphic animals in Japan.

About the storyline, I don't know how that would work. Maybe Usagi could live in the basement of a abandoned store in the Little Tokio?? Or somewhere more natural like,,, central Park?

Obviously he would be a mutant. His father figure and master would be Katsuichi. Principal villain Hikiji.

The wierd part would come when we get into decide which characters to transform into humans. I'm not going to touch that. Tbh, the best option I see is having a hidden city of mutants like rise or something like in IDW comics.

If anything, I can say he would resemble Hiro Hamada a lot. I mean, even if you make a mix between Tokio and NYC it would fit perfectly.

On the other hand, I see more clearly the feudal time Tmnt. Staying a little with the information that Sakai works with in his comics, I think the guys would be more serious ninjas.

I imagine all of them being undercover, researching info to find their master, protect their human friends (in this case just the foreigners Casey and April) and dethrone the evil Shogun Shredder.

Leo would be the Kashira temporarily. In the outside pretending to be a Ronin and a bounty hunter. Of course, being the only one with a deadly weapon, he's often doing the most dangerous missions alone.

Mikey would've a street noodle stall, that way being the informant in and the one in charge of infiltration missions. He also is the one who makes honest money. People like him and his cooking.

Raph would be to hot-headed to keep a low profile. He is the protector and the one who creates distraction when they need to run. Leo ordered him to stay in the shadows for any sign of problems. Tbh, he never stays where he's supposed to.

Donnie is the one in charge of poisons, healing and making different kinds of bombs for his brothers to use. Is the temporary Chunin and also the second most lethal in the group. He works with Mikey and also pretends to be a farmer. He has to steal vegetables regularly, but whatever

#I like this idea #Someone made a Fanfic or something please #also im hungry #thank you for the ask! #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Tmnt #Concept #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2007 #Turtles #usagi miyamoto #usagi yojimbo #ronin #Have mercy #my art #I didn't wanted to use any specific iteration to avoid preferences #I don't know how to draw turtles of my own

[stupidflux]

Since Overwatch League is down the drain they should make the Pacific Lúcio skin and Atlantic Mercy skins free right this instant so me and my duo can match 💥💥

Shut up its very necessary I NEED HIS SKIN DESPERATELY AURGHH !!!!!

#stupidflux being a stupid fuck #overwatch #lucio overwatch #lucio correia dos santos #mercy overwatch #angela ziegler #please blizzard let me have this one thing #please it's all i ask #I NEES THE SKIN SO BAD #i need it please please plea. ss #I SAW SOMEONE WITH THE SKIN IN A CUSTOM FRIENDLY MATCH AND I STARTED WEEPING #i'm not normal #ARGHGGGGGGGGA

[theoldaeroplane]

chews on the furniture. applied for a job where someone i know actually has the hiring person's ear. maybe. maybe.

#and it's at the college so the benefits would actually be good #i don't know man its so hard for me to hope for anything anymore #im so fried all the time. someone please have mercy on me. at least pay me enough so i can outsource some of my problems.