#source: team starkid

[hatchetblogging]

I'm sorry for Hatchetfielding IT all the time. but the line "Will you pray for me when I'm gone? Or until another Richie comes along?" is perfect for Richie Tozier.

#richie tozier #🔦🤍 #IT 2019 #stephen king's IT #source: team starkid #like even the name fits

[tabooiart]

i heard mariah!ethan and i blacked out and when i woke up this was in my drawing program. anyways lesbian ethan truthers rise up

#my art #fanart #starkid #team starkid #black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ethan green #mariah!ethan #ethan is a they/them lesbian. to me. source: im a lesbian trust me bro #this scene in BF drives me crazyyyyyyy bro wiggly using ethan to get to hannah???? guh #n e ways 2 posts today because i dont feel like queueing this

[yourlocalabomination]

“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

#‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen #am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth? #Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe #just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags #I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #hatchetfield ape man #Workin boys #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[marvelmaniac715]

Pokey: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Nibbly: Nibbly: …Should I not have?

#source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect quotes #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #the lords in black #pokey #pokotho #nibbly #nibblenephim

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

#starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #team starkid #professor hidgens #hidgens #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #incorrect tgwdlm quotes #robert manion #nick lang #jeff blim #incorrect nightmare time 2 #incorrect nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #the hatchetfield ape man #honey queen #forever and always #time bastard #source: instagram #source: british.comedy.chaos #joe wilkinson #8 out of 10 cats #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

[inevitablemoment]

Until proven otherwise, I will imagine a majority of Clivesdale dresses and acts like Ned Flanders.

"Hiddily-ho, Hatchetfield."

"Fuck you, Clivesdale."

"Okily-dokily."

#Clivesdale #Fuck Clivesdale #Hatchetfield #Hatchetfield series #Hatchetfield saga #Hatchetfield universe #Team StarKid #StarKid #The Simpsons #Source: The Simpsons

[bwaybby09]

Steph: There are way more things I hate about Pete than like about him. His stupid Clark Kent glasses, his extensive turtleneck collection.

And he loves ethics so much. He once talked about John Rawls for two hours... I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him.

Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still.

He always twitches his eyebrows when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice.

He's also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fuck, I'm in love with Pete!

#source: the good place #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid incorrect quotes #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #the good place

[inkwell-illustrations]

9 year old Peter holding onto a tree branch: I'm scared Ted! Ted: Do you trust me Peter?   9 year old Peter: Yes! Ted: Come on bro, *walks away* rule #1 never trust anybody!   9 year old Peter: AAAA! *falls* 

#ted spankoffski #ted tgwdlm #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #starkid #starkid npmd #npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #nmt abstinence camp #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect qoutes #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetfield series #hatchetfeild #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetblr #source: vines #source:youtube #starkid incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm

[marce-mallow]

Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’

Pete: Be queer instill fear

Ruth: Be bi go for the eye

Steph: Be ace punch face

#source: tumblr (daydreaming-witch) #MAY HAVE made this just cause JON MATTESON HIMSELF SAID RICHIE IS TRANS CODED #honestly i feel like steph isn’t ace but i needed someone and i like the thought #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #stephanie lauter #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #nerdy prudes must die incorrect quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die quotes #incorrect quotes #team starkid

[justarandombrit]

This is what happens in NPMD, right?

[Image ID: Two digital drawings, the first is of Grace Chasity with a speech bubble saying "Destroying the world... I'm more interested in Max". The second is of Wiggly, in human form, with a speech bubble reading "Well, he's... in the world, so it works out" End ID]

#source: buffy the vampire slayer #wiggly got tumblrsexymanified #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #starkid fanart #grace chasity #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath

[teranobriss]

(Steph putting on sunscreen)

Max: pussy lmao

Steph: For putting on sunscreen??

Steph: You think you're tougher than the sun?

Steph: THE FUCKING SUN???

Source from Twitter lmao:

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jägerman #max jagerman #stephanie lauter #will branner #mariah rose faith #incorrect hatchetfield #source: twitter

[hatchetblogging]

Losers Club as Hatchetfield Quotes

Eddie: if you make one more crack at me I am gonna...do something to you!

Richie: Oh yeah, Eds? What are you going to do?

Eddie: I'm gonna...kick your- head!

Richie: Oh. My head.

Eddie: Yeah!

Richie: Not my ass?

Eddie:

Eddie: ... yeah!

______________

Ben: it's cold out--

Beverly: --uh nothing really --

Ben: -- how are things

Beverly: haven't seen it!

______________

*Bill's fingers are pressed to an unconscious Eddie's neck*

Richie: Bill, is he okay? Can you feel a pulse? 

Bill: *pulls away*

 Bill: I have no idea what I'm doing.

___________

Mike: Hey, Stan.

Stan: Hey, Mike.

Mike: Were you gonna sign up for the Losers Club softball team?

Stan: no.

Mike oh. Uh, well it might be fun.

Stan: yeah.

Stan: I don't want to though.

____________

Eddie: Me. And Richie. In carnal embrace? That's ridiculous.

Eddie: Ben, will you pass the butt stuff?

Ben:

Mike:

Bill:

Eddie: the butt-ter. Butt-ter. Will you pass the butt-ter?

Eddie: Heh heh. I just want some head and butter--

Eddie: --bread! Bread!

Eddie: bread and butt sex to go with this big shaft of meat I'm gonna choke down on!

Eddie:

Eddie: oh boy…

#reddie #benverly #the losers club #💕people who build their houses in your heart #🌦️ #stephen king's IT #IT 2019 #i did this for the butt stuff quote #source: team starkid

[the-spaced-out-ace]

I'm just saying queer kids, especially in Midwestern suburbia, travel in packs and if Ruth is canonically queer there ain't no way that Pete and Richie are cishet

#source: i grew up in midwestern suburbia and all the queer kids knew each other #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #em says their thoughts #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: I could care less. Richie: I think you mean you couldn't care less. Max: What? Steph: You said you could care less. Richie: Which implies that you do care, at least a little. Max: ...I-I don't! Richie: Well, then you should have said, you couldn't care less. Steph: But you did not.

#when your bsf starts dating a nerd who's friends with your nerd #and now they team up against your stupidity #source: victorious #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #incorrect michie quotes

[readingrynbow]

you guys know that damien tntl bit “ghost fucker?”

…grace chastity

#tell me i’m wrong it’s in the source material #starkid #team starkid #grace chasity #angela giarratana #damien haas #smosh pit #smosh #smosh games

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now

Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day

Ruth: It used to be four

#starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #team starkid #lauren lopez #ruth fleming #mariah rose faith casillas #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #starkid npmd #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect npmd quotes #source: facebook #source: irregular galaxy doods #ig_doods #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe