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incorrect-sk-universe · 29 days

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Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months

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Paul: Hope everyone’s having a great Pride Month! Shout out to…

Paul, with his nephews: The gays!

#source: danny gonzalez #i want someone to draw this #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #the guy who didn't like musicals #richie lipschitz #trevor lipschitz #daniel stopwatch #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #incorrect tgwdlm quotes

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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months

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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6/?, but it's just the paulkins scene

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its-short-for-jackalope · 2 months

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hatchetfield memes go brrr

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petes-5yr-cocoa · 6 months

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yeah idk what to title this one we got a bit of everything bruv

+ shoutout to @ihavenoideamanokay for the wonderful idea that bailey & richie are related

richie has like 23.62 uncles now in my head & you can pry that from my cold dead hands

Those teenagers scare the living shit outta me

Putting the “fun” in “disfunctional”

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notadwarf-planet · 4 months

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Hatchetfield text posts i made

#Starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #paul matthews #emma perkins #Paulkins #ted spankoffski #Tinky #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #Npmd #Tgwdlm #Sorry about the tag spam idk why I just did that #🧷#incorrect quotes #textposts

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rentumblsstuff · 2 months

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NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

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AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

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NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

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incorrectccrp · 2 months

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Mr Davidson: Oh, you're back early. Paul 22: Moon's haunted. Mr Davidson: What? Paul 22: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket ship* Moon's haunted.

#paul matthews #hatchetfield #paul 23 #kind of #tgwdlm #incorrect quotes #op #starkid

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fdstlw · 5 months

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Hatchetfield stuff but its just quotes from my quote book.

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starkidblubber · 28 days

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Ted: Is it still visible? Where Paul slapped me?  Richie: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.  Pete: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.  Ruth: A palm reader could tell Paul’s future by looking at your face.  Steph: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.  Ted: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months

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ARANEA: My first love was, and always will 8e...

ARANEA: MUSICAL THE8TRE!!!!!!!!

ROSE:

ROSE: Oh.

ROSE: GOD no.

DAVE: THIS LADYS FUCKING NUTS???????????

#submission #source: tgwdlm #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #aranea serket #rose lalonde #dave strider #mod terezi #guys it's the second nickel

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incorrect-sk-universe · 11 months

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Pete: 'Writing things down' is nerdy? What do you do?

Steph: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months

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Pete: My friends and I was counting on you. Ted: Well that’s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, ‘you’re on your own’.

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incorrecthatchetfield · 4 months

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[Ted walks into Beanies and straight past Richie and Ruth]

Ruth: Hey Ted!

Richie: Hi.

Ted: Whoa. I almost didn't

recognize you guys not

sitting on my couch.

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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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yes, I did color Hidge's nails w/ my finger on my phone. please scroll back up & admire the cool lighting effects I painstakingly added for this one silly joke before you continue on. thanks. 🥰

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #honey queen #black friday musical #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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indigos-shits-and-giggles · 1 year

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Paul: *in the middle of a mental breakdown* at least I'm not from Clivesdale!

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