#southern accent anakin skywalker

[unpresidentedbullhonkey]

Star Wars Incorrect Quotes as things my husband and I say to each other. (Other people thrown in)

Anakin, working on a speeder- Hand me the drill

Padme- Is that the one that looks like a blaster, and spins, or is that the stick that you twist?

Anakin, in disappointed shock- Didn’t your father own a construction business?

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Obi-Wan- I can never find my name on any of the gift store keychains

Cody- Yeah, that’s because your mom wanted to be “different” before it was cool

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Rex- Is this the reason you didn’t want to go see the Barbie movie with me?

Anakin, on the other side of the comm with Padmé talking about seeing Oppenheimer together- No, Rex to be honest that was a completely different reason

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Quinlan- You know what I think that may have been my fault

Obi-Wan - Oh is someone finally realizing actions have consequences?

Quinlan, deadpan- Don’t you have an illegitimate child?

(We have yet to confirm or deny if this guy is or is not the father but honey physical genetics are hard to deny)

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*Loud fart noise coming from Anakin’s side of the comm call* Anakin- Sorry I moved the mic too close to my clothes must’ve made a noise

Rex, used to it- I didn’t know cotton could shit itself

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Anakin- My friend once cooked a space raccoon he found on the side of the road. It was pretty kriffen good

Obi-Wan, appalled- What kind of people did your mother let you spend time with?

Anakin- Yea well she didn’t know about this friend

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Padme- You can’t cause any fights I know you don’t like him but it’s the kids birthday. Just keep things civil

Sabe- sure but I can promise you the mug will be meaning

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Anakin- You know I think you could take one thing from this moment

Obi-Wan- That you’re dumber than you look?

Anakin- Okay correction, you can take two things from this moment

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Anakin, madder’n hell- ion know whotha fuck ya think ya are but I’ll tell ya righ nowh I’ll beat yer ass back to Jesus if I’m needin ta

Rex, under his breath- Darn Tootin

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Obi-Wan- None of my relationships have been healthy

Anakin- yeah the older I get the more I realize I’m a victim

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Ahsoka helping Obi-Wan clean Anakin’s room- Shouldn’t we ask him before we do this?

Obi-Wan, full body laughing- Grab the trash bag roll

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Anakin- Would you give me a kidney?

Rex- No I have high-blood pressure because of you.

Anakin- *looking up if that’s a symptom of kidney failure* Yea well you make me sad

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Cody, after Anakin nearly crashed a speeder- You’d think after all these years you’d learn no to get in any type of vehicle with him.

Obi-Wan- I like the thrill of a light pole coming straight for me at breakneck speeds

Anakin- They pop out of nowhere I tell ya

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C3P0- You could be a little supportive

R2-D2- And you could let that get to your head

#star wars: the clone wars #star wars #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #rexwalker #southern accent anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #anidala #padme amidala #codywan #commander cody #quinlan vos #ahsoka tano #sabe #satine kryze #r2d2 and c3po

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *summoned to the council at age 28, his Padawan and master both refusing to leave his side when they hear who’s come to the temple to see him for fear of them stealing him away* Alright, let’s do this, what can I help you… all… wow. There sure are a lot of you…

Kenobi Matriarch: O’ben! My sweet little freckled boy, come give your mummy a hug! *pulls him in forcibly so she can kiss his cheeks and pinch them* Oh you are just the cutest! Ernian, isn’t he just cute?

Kenobi Patriarch: Adorable. Are you sure he’s ours, Mimi?

Mimi: Of course I am, a mother always knows. *lets Obi-Wan be dragged into a crowd of redheads so Ernian can introduce him to his four sisters, two brothers and three cousins that took the journey with them, takes the chance to glare at Jinn before grinning and pulling Anakin into her bosom* You must be my baby’s baby, huh? Lookit that blonde hair, so pretty. How old are you, cherry pie?

Anakin: *confused* Um, almost thirteen.

Mimi: Oh, that’s a good age. You look healthy for it, your teacher was a waif at that age, from the pictures we were sent while he was growing up.

Anakin: *knows that Obi-Wan was very paranoid and thin at that age, but not why* Yeah. He’s bigger now. He says he wants to grow a beard.

Mimi: Oh, that’ll be nice. His uncle on his papa’s side has a very nice beard.

Yoda: *comes dottering over* Happy we are, to connect a child to their home past the impressionable age of childhood that can confuse them, but wonder we do, why now?

Mimi: Does he always talk like that? Been doin it since we got here?

Qui-Gon: Heh, yeah, try growing up with him. O’ben used to mock him straight to his face as a kid.

Yoda: Spirit, he has! Gumption!

Qui-Gon: O’ben’s his favorite.

Mimi: He’s everyone’s favorite, from what I’ve heard. Now now, we don’t want to get O’ben all in a tizzy by inviting him to a family gathering, that would just be too much family for him to handle.

Anakin: Master handles parties very well?

Qui-Gon: *puts his hands on Anakin’s shoulders* He /survives/ parties, grandpadawan, he handles them by surviving them.

Mimi: Exactly. Just like my Ernian, from what nice Master Mace tells me.

Qui-Gon: *glares at Mace because he knows damn well her initial glare at him was from Mace’s storytelling*

Mimi: Anyways, a bunch of us had reason to head this way, decided to make it a mini reunion of sorts. Well, more like O’ben’s first time meeting most of them, but listen, my brother and husband and I got a bet to settle once and for all. Which we need to see O’ben to settle it.

Qui-Gon: *loves bets* Oh??

Mimi: Yessiree, we been wondering how many adult fangs O’ben has.

Qui-Gon: …I don’t actually know the answer to that one? He hasn’t bitten me in years.

Mace: He bit me less than two months ago after a spar. I startled him while he was in attack mode, but he was also still in sparring mindset, didn’t make the fangs drop.

Anakin: I’m sorry, what? Master has fangs?

Mimi: Sure does, baby! Alla us do. It’s Stewjoni genetics. See I got a total of eight droppable fangs, and Ernian’s only got four, so all of our kids have had a mix. We’ve even seen five in onea the boys, but he chose to get that one replaced, since it bothered him. We need to know how many fangs O’ben has to settle the bet.

Anakin: *eyes sparkling* How do you drop them?

Mimi: *pulls up her upper lip, and presses down on the gums above her canines on the left side, dropping two sharp fangs* Jus like that, sugar.

Anakin: *firm nod* Okay, I got this. *darts off into the crowd and manages to drag Obi-Wan outta the thick of it, before climbing him till he sighs and sits down, climbs into his lap*

Obi-Wan: *ignoring his cooing and snickering family while his child sits on him* Can I help you, Padawan mine?

Anakin: I wanna see the fangs.

Obi-Wan: *blushes super hard* I… really?

Anakin: Yeah. Your mom has super cool fangs, I want to see yours too.

Obi-Wan: *gives his mom a wary look before sighing, opening his mouth and manually depressing on each section, ignoring the way everyone in the room is watching* See? Not all that interesting.

Anakin: *looks back at Mimi* He has six. Who wins the bet.

Cousin 3: Gimme a minute to do the math for averages- *has the pad in his hands snatched by deft little fingers as Anakin steals it to do his math for him*

Anakin: Average looks like five?

Brother 2: Shit. I threw off the average, didn’t I?

Anakin: Were you the one with only five?

Brother 2: Yeah.

Anakin: Then yes.

Ernian: *fist pump in the air* I win! The pot is mine!

Mimi: *deep sigh, before coming over to sit next to her youngest and who she’s decided is a pretty good grandson* Well, we tried. *pulls a very confused Obi-Wan into her side for a hug* Still, we’ll be on the planet for a few days, it’d be nice to get to know you a bit better.

Obi-Wan: *blushy blushy* Oh, um, okay. That sounds nice. Anakin too?

Mimi: Yeah, O’ben, Anakin too.

Anakin: *snuggling against his master’s shoulder* We should all go to the room of a thousand fountains. It’s bigger. Less crowded. My mom works in the garages, she can come too?

Mimi: *absolutely enchanted with little baby grandson just like Obi-Wan is* Yeah, I’d like to meet her.

#then when they leave finally they actually take Shmi with them #Shmi is gonna end up with Obi’s brother Owen #it’s gonna be cute #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #kenobi mother #kenobi father #OC Kenobi family #it like the weasleys lol they aren’t all redhead on Stewjon but they are all redhead in the clan #bant is gonna be super shy to meet her brothers mom and dad but she gets adopted instantly #Quinlan is immediately labeled a scoundrel and invited to stay forever #when he admits he loves Obi and Obi loves him they demand to be invited to the handfasting #Ernian is pronounced er nin #they are loud and have Scottish accents but southern nicknames #aayla and Anakin are given their first ales with the Kenobi clan it’s like 15% guys wtf #Qui gon is flailing so he tells Tahl and their daughter to come act as buffers lmao #they join in on tossing Qui instead of helping #Grogu crashes the party and now the creche masters have to actively make sure no one kidnaps him on the way out #qui gon jinn #qui gon lives #Kenobi family reunion #Kenobi family #why the kriff do you guys let me write typos #no Shmi ends up in love with Obi’s older brother Cleigg who already has a son Owen lol

[spacefinch]

Finch rambles: MSB headcanons

(These are mostly headcanons that @daiohficblog and I have discussed on our Magic School Bus Discord server, but there's a few of my own as well.)

Carlos and Wanda are basically adopted twins, even though they live in different families.

One time, when Wanda was six, her actual older brother (Henry) shut her in one of the grocery store freezers. She was there for several minutes before Carlos found her and got her out. Ever since then, Wanda has hated the cold.

Carlos knows that Wanda and Henry don't get along, but part of him still can't fathom that siblings would fight so often. He's the oldest of three siblings, and they're practically three peas in a pod. Any time he gets into a fight with Mikey and/or Maria, it's usually about something silly.

Phoebe's basically a Disney Princess-- she's a good singer, she's kind, and she has a natural talent for befriending animals. She also names all of the animals she befriends.

The comedy act that Carlos puts on in "Getting Energized" (especially the Terminator impression) is something he came up with to entertain his younger siblings cousins at family gatherings. However, it does not work on a crowd of people who have been waiting god-knows-how-long to ride a Ferris Wheel.

Some of Carlos's other impressions

Darth Vader

New Yorker ("Ayyy, I'm walkin' here!")

The "Do you wear wigs" interview from LOTR

A horrible British accent

An even worse Southern country accent

Donald Duck

Anakin Skywalker's "I hate sand" monologue

Carlos cannot for the life of him play an instrument. However, he is a good singer. (Probably the second-best after Phoebe.) Wanda, on the other hand, thinks she is a good singer, but isn't.

Phoebe is the tallest girl in the class, but also the youngest.

The class's birthdays:

Carlos: October 24

Dorothy Ann: November 13

Wanda: November 20

Tim: December 5

Keesha: January 16

Arnold: February 2

Ralphie: March 15 (Since Ralphie's birthday falls on the Ides of March, it's a family tradition to order pizza from Little Caesar's.)

Phoebe: April 25

Carlos will address Tim by his proper name (Timothy) when he's really worried about him.

Some more name HC's for the kids

Phoebe's middle name is Jane, after her late biological mother.

Mikey's initials (Miguel Costa Ramon) spell out "MCR" which also happens to be one of his favorite bands.

Dorothy Ann goes by her first and middle names combined since she has quite a few family members who share her first name.

Phoebe, Carlos, and Tim all have middle names beginning with the letter "J."

Every single one of the kids have been called by their full names when in trouble.

Name HC's for some of the parents and relatives

Phoebe's dad: Leonard "Len" Terese

Ralphie's mom: Susan Tennelli

Ralphie's grandfather: Peter Tennelli

D.A.'s mom: Katherine Hudson

Carlos's parents: Daniel and Elena Ramon

Phoebe is a natural when it comes to horseback riding-- yet another piece of evidence that she is a Disney Princess.

Tim is the best tree climber out of the whole class. He has almost no fear of heights, and trees are a nice, relaxing place to sit and draw. However, it does worry his parents.

Tim: *just chilling in a pine tree*

Mrs. Wright: Timothy Jamal Wright, you come down here NOW!

Tim: Aw man, why?

Mrs. Wright: I asked you to help set the table half an hour ago! Your dinner's getting cold! Besides, you'll break a bone if you're not careful!

(To this day, Tim has never broken any bones while climbing.)

#magic school bus #headcanons #finch rambles

[shywhitemoose]

Out of Place

Well, my disaster brain had another idea and wouldn’t leave me alone, so maybe let’s explore what happens if we unceremoniously dump Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, robes and all, into oh.. i don’t know... the middle of desert nowhere southern Nevada? Not far from modern day airplane mechanic and aircraft racer Anakin Skywalker’s home?  🤷‍♀️  

I have no grand plan for this but there are a handful of ridiculous situations I absolutely want to write the boys in, so I’m guessing this might end up more like a series of little episodes rather than a solid fic with one cohesive plotline. Anyway, here’s the first bit, along with a link to the full chapter if you’re interested. I hope it’s as fun to read as it is to write 😊

It was 5:30 pm when Anakin felt the tremor.

He was elbows deep in the P-51’s engine compartment, fishing for the socket wrench he’d just dropped behind one of its exhaust pipes, and the ladder beneath him rattled so abruptly he found himself clutching the ribbing of the warbird’s exposed airframe to keep his balance. On the wing beside him an old transistor radio clattered to its back, but its dusty speakers blared on, oblivious, having buried beneath the stale din of AC/DC any outside noise that might have accompanied the small quake.

The young mechanic switched off the radio and glanced over his shoulder toward the hangar gate. Its large sliding doors were still open, flanking a barren panorama of the valley to the north. It was a familiar scene, an arid landscape kissed warm by a late October sun, sparse patches of desert bush flickering in its light as they caught the evening wind. Nothing seemed out of place.

Any other time, Anakin might have brushed it off. He was no stranger to the occasional seismic blip out here—he’d made this airfield his home, after all, and less than thirty miles west was an active military test range. But it seemed a little late in the day for scheduled detonations, and he could feel some small, inexplicable little tug in his gut whispering this is different.

He turned back to retrieve his wrench, then he descended the ladder and walked outside to investigate. When his feet hit the pavement beyond the hangar doors, his gaze turned instinctively westward, and he had to raise his hand to block the sun as he scanned the horizon.

Smoke was rising from a fold in the foothills of Badger Mountain.

Without a second thought, he darted back into the building and wrenched the enormous, weather-worn doors along their squeaky track until they met in the middle, where he locked them shut. He snatched his jacket from a peg on the opposite wall and shrugged it on as quickly as he could, then he grabbed his helmet and popped out the side door to fetch his dirt bike.

The trusty old two-wheeler rumbled eagerly to life, flinging an arc of gravel behind him as he took off in the direction of the fading plume. Patches of yellow-specked brittlebush stretched into blurred lines on either side of him, and he didn’t slow down until he reached the base of the Pahranagat Range, two miles west, where he spotted something emerging through a gap in the hills.

A rumpled sort of form, kicking up little clouds of dust as it moved.

Anakin parked and dismounted, yanking off his helmet and squinting against the sunset as he watched the figure approach.

“Hello there!” it called, raising an arm in an amicable wave.

It had a man’s voice. Friendly enough. Possibly accented. Rough though, as if it hadn’t been used in days.

Anakin itched with curiosity as the stranger came into better focus. He was dressed in brown and beige, a dark cloak of some sort hanging open down his front, its bottom hem whipping around his legs in the gusty desert wind. He walked with a slight hobble, his tousled hair bobbing with every other step, a shimmering halo of golden copper backlit by the sinking sun. A few steps closer and Anakin could make out a beard to match, but the face in the silhouette was still too dark to discern.

“Everything okay?” Anakin called back. It was a dumb question. Clearly there had been some sort of accident. Why hadn’t he called 9-1-1 the moment he’d seen the smoke? You’re an idiot, he told himself. That’s why.

“Ah… no? Not exactly,” the man eventually answered, navigating with care through a rocky patch of terrain as he closed the distance between them. When his feet found level ground, he dusted off his shoulders and thighs, the loose arms of his cloak flapping around cartoonishly with every flick of his wrist.

Anakin could have asked him to elucidate, but he was too distracted because what the actual hell was going on with this guy’s clothes? As if the robe wasn’t bizarre enough, beneath it was some kind of medieval old-timey tunic—or something—with a wide belt or sash or fucking cummerbund around his middle. And was that a tubular socket wrench dangling from his hip, just barely catching the light every time it slapped against his thigh? Did Anakin even want to know? The khaki pants might have been almost normal had they not been tucked into a pair of rust-colored knee-high boots. Boots that were burnished to an impeccable shine but somehow still looked like they’d carried the man through a war.

The newcomer was still looking down, preoccupied with some sort of debris caught in his enormous sleeve, when he slowed to a stop a few feet away from Anakin. “Had a rather… unpleasant landing in your mountains back there,” he said to the folds of fabric at the bend of his elbow. Then he gave the sleeve a final shake, looked up, and—

Jesus.

He was gorgeous.

Anakin tried not to stare, but how could he help it? The man’s honey colored hair was fluttering majestically over his forehead for fuck’s sake, caught by a breeze like he was in the middle of a goddamn GQ photoshoot. And good grief did he ever have the eyes for it—even in the nearing twilight they gleamed, soulful and bright and kind, blue or maybe green but so muted they looked gray. The texture of his skin and the lines by his eyes put him probably a decade or more ahead of Anakin, but what was age anyway? Those fine features flickered with curiosity, and Anakin—

Well, no. That probably wasn’t curiosity. More like…

Amusement?

Right.

Because Anakin was still staring.  

He blinked and cleared his throat. “Yeah, kinda gathered that. I meant are you okay. Like, physically. Do I need to get you to a hospital or…?”

The man smiled, a pair of insufferably charming dimples digging into his cheeks beneath his beard. “No no, that won’t be necessary,” he said. “I’m alright. A bit bruised. A bit dusty. A few scrapes.” Somehow the voice that had sounded so gritty only seconds ago had woven itself into soft velvet. And there was an accent, Anakin noted, because of course there was. Something sort of… British? Maybe? Did it matter?

A few scrapes.

Anakin looked him up and down again. There was blood—in copious quantities, in fact—seeping through his pants. Though, considering the impact had been enough to shake the ground back at the airfield, perhaps it was a miracle the man was in one piece at all.

“Was anyone with you?”

The man shook his head. “No. No, just me.” He sounded exhausted.

“Right.” Anakin shifted his helmet from one elbow crook to the other and scratched the back of his head. “Well, it’s getting dark. I can get you to the airstrip—a couple miles east—and you can get cleaned up and rest for a bit. The cell signal isn’t great, but the office has a landline if you need it.”

“Oh. I… Thank you.” The man looked a bit confused. Handsome, but confused.

Anakin’s heart turned a little sideways. “Do you… have someone to call?” he asked.

“I—” The man’s brow furrowed. “Yes. But if you don’t have a hypertransceiver, I won’t be able to reach them.”

Anakin wondered if his new friend had sustained some sort of brain trauma. “Sorry, no… hypertransceiver,” he replied, doing his best to not sound patronizing. “But I can put you up for the night, if you don’t mind an old sofa and a bit of a draft.”

Read the rest of Chapter 1 (Out of the Blue) here 🙂

#Out of Place #my fic #obikin

[hahaha1d0that]

I just started reading Star Wars: Thrawn (2017) and I’m really fascinated with the attention to detail that Star Wars has when it comes to characters’ accents.

The closer to Coruscant, the more regal the accent is. For example, characters from planets in the inner core tend to have English accents. In contrast, characters from the outer rim planets tend to have American accents.

Characters like Jedi, most of which were raised on Coruscant because of the location of the Jedi Temple, tend to have English accents. However, there are exceptions, such as Anakin Skywalker. I believe Anakin has an American accent because he spent his early childhood on Tatooine, which is located in the outer rim.

Because this idea of location-based accents seemed to be created during the prequel era of Star Wars production, I didn’t expect the sequels to continue with this pattern (Seeing as they hardly cared about other canon ideas, such as the Sith Rule of Two). Surprisingly, Jakku is located in the inner core, which makes Rey’s English accent support this idea.

I know John Boyega was told to use an American accent because there were “too many” characters with English accents in the films, but this may actually support this idea also. As a low ranking stormtrooper, it is less likely that he would have a more regal accent that officers, like Hux, would have.

I also think it’s is interesting that many Imperials from mid to outer rim worlds, like Tarkin and Pryce, would hide their native accents and adopt more sophisticated English ones.

The Thrawn novel states that “Arihnda [Pryce] herself had worked very hard to get rid of her own Outer Rim accent, but she still felt very self conscious about her roots” after she recognizes Eli Vanto’s “Wild Space accent” and notes how uncomfortable he feels in the higher class Imperial gala. Pryce’s homeworld is Lothal, which is in the Outer Rim. This is also where Ezra Bridger and Ryder Azadi are from, and they don’t have regal accents.

In the novel, it is explicitly and repeated stated that Eli Vanto has a “wild space accent” and he’s even bullied for it. What do y’all think the equivalent of his accent would be to us? American? Southern (yee-haw) American? Australian?

I’d love to hear yalls thoughts about this!!😳

#star wars #star wars prequels #star wars prequel trilogy #jedi council #jedi order #jedi temple #jedi #coruscant #outer rim #anakin skywalker #tatooine #star wars sequels #rey #star wars rey #jakku #fn 2187 #star wars finn #star wars rebels #swr #sw rebels #arihnda pryce #governor pryce #lothal #eli vanto #thrawn #thrawn trilogy

[iidigestive-readerii]

Star Wars and my weird college au

Ready guys? 😂

everything is relatively normal at the private college The Jetti. Sure, it's a little clique. I mean, it's a Franciscan run college, so there are monks walking around the place and most kids are either there on scholarship or their parents are alums.

Father Yoda - who is also the president of the college - is a short little man who speaks and riddles, doesn't believe in mental illness, has a tendency to whack people he doesn't like with a cane.   

His vice president is Mace Windu, a guy who seems really serious but has a great sense of humor and took in now-English professor Depa Billaba while she was a student when her parents kicked her out.

Brother Ki-Adi Mundi is known to always be traveling. He often takes students on study abroad trips. Maybe has a few daughters - no one really knows.

former brother Obi-Wan Kenobi, who left the Order to marry Congressman Satine Kryze. He still teaches at the college as an “Ethics in War” professor. Tends to wear 3 piece suits to class, has an adopted brother named Anakin, is good friends with astrophysics professor Quinlan Vos, school psychologist Bant Eerin, and athletics director Siri Tachi.

No one quite knows what to think when Professor Kenobi comes to class late on a motorcycle instead of his sports car. He's wearing ripped jeans, a leather jacket, probably has hickeys, drinks far too much coffee during lecture. Rolls up his sleeves at one point to reveal several very intricate tattoos. His only explanation is “wife had the morning off”

Padmé Naberrie-Skywalker is a pre-law senior who is completing her master's at the same time as her bachelor's degree. She did volunteer work in Iraq before college, hence why she is 25 and just now completing her degree.

She's an intern at Senator Organa's office.

Obi-Wan's adopted brother - Anakin Skywalker - is a child genius. He decided to go into the Air Force before college - much to Father Yoda's disapproval - and went overseas to Iraq. There he met Padmé, and the two married at base just before Anakin got his arm blown off in an accident. He was honorably discharged, and the pair moved into the apartment building Satine owns.

Anakin, much to the shock of his fellow students, is only 19. He tends to needle Obi-Wan whenever he can, and the two can usually be heard arguing at some point in the day.

Then there's track star Korkie Kryze-Kenobi, who has an adorable mix of his father's British accent and his mother's southern twang.

He has awesome hair, and is planning to follow his mom's footsteps in politics, much to the disbelief of his very right-wing family back in Texas

Oh, and we can't forget Ahsoka Tano, who lives with Padmé and Anakin as their foster daughter. She is in a dual college-high school program, and becomes close to Barriss Offee, a young woman who recently entered the nunnery across the road.

The school is said to be haunted by the ghost of ex-brother Qui-Gon Jinn, the foster father of Professor Kenobi. He is said to have been murdered by the former mayor Palpatine and his tatooed accomplice.

The ghost doesn't do much - just nods his head sympathetically to stressed students and hangs around outside Professor Kenobi's complaining loudly that Obi-Wan can't make good 5 Bean Chili.

(I'm especially interested in Professor Kenobi trying to be all prim and proper and failing miserably 😂)

(I'll add more later 😆)

#star wars and... #college au #star wars fanfic #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #mace windu #depa billaba #duchess satine #satine kryze #bant eerin #quinlan vos #siri tachi #bail organa #korkie kryze #korkie kenobi #qui gon jinn being a troll #qui gon jinn #ki adi mundi #i think im funny #in an alternate universe #this happened

[thorinlandscaping]

anakin skywalker but he has a southern accent

#someone w a southern accent do the sand monologue #sw #star wars

[unpresidentedbullhonkey]

Clone Wars as Things my husband and I say to each other pt3.

Anakin- "You really know how to ruin a good time don't you?"

Obi-Wan, mad as hell- "A good time isn't you throwing me in a lake Anakin!!"

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Fives, blankly staring at the wall- "You ever think that the force put us in the galaxy just to watch us suffer?"

Anakin, also staring blankly after being punched by a toddler all day- "Absolutely."

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Rex-"I'm gonna count to three"

Fives, terrified- "What did I do?"

Rex- "one"

Fives, Running away.- "WHAT DID I DO??!!"

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Anakin- *walking by in a crop top and booty shorts (again?????)*

Ahsoka- "Why?"

Rex, without looking up from paperwork- "Smash"

Ahsoka- *Suspicious Side Eye*

*The person who wears this stuff is my husband's STRAIGHT MALE battle buddy and it's what he wears to the gym. It's a normal occurrence to see it in our home🤣*

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Obi-Wan- "Force I'm Parched"

Anakin, laughing at his choice of words- "There's a thimble of water in the ice chest if it would please thee."

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Obi-Wan, laughing- "Yeah, Master Qui-Gon used to fist fight me when I made him upset. Quinlan had to break one up once because he jumped on me and I couldn't get him off."

Quinlan, also laughing- "Yeah you had a massive bruise on your face for weeks after that"

The Council, Anakin, Ahsoka, Clone Troopers, Everyone else at the dinner table- *Appalled and Worried staring*

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Cody- "I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the kriffing best."

Rex- "Amen"

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Padme- "I hope everything goes smoothly on your deployment . I don't know what I'd do without you."

Anakin, flexing in the bathroom mirror- "Yea don't worry baby, no one can take down this specimen." *does boom, boom, firepower from night the museum."

Padme, deadpan- "I take it back... die"

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Fives, after sex- "did you enjoy that?" *wiggles eyebrows*

Echo, already looking at memes- "Oh yes, the crossed eyes and heavy breathing when you came really set me off."

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Rex- "What. The. Kriff. Is that?"

Hardcase, holding a ham sandwich in one hand and a took a in the other- "I could totally make an ICarly joke right now."

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Ahsoka- "I'm hanging out with Bariss tonight."

Rex- "Great you're gonna come back stoned off your shebs."

Ahsoka, already out the door- "MAKE SURE WE HAVE SNACKS FOR WHEN I GET BACK!"

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Obi-Wan- "Love it's not that I don't like your family, it's just I'm not used to all the touchy feely, Lovey Dovey stuff."

Cody, after doing damage control after Obi-Wan pushed Crys away when he tried to hug him- "Well at least they now know you weren't loved as a child"

Obi-Wan, sadly- "yeah..."

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Obi-Wan- "Yea, Master Qui-Gon Loved Xanatos and Feemor more than me."

Anakin- "How? Xanatos has been to prison and Feemor Is probably gonna have 20 children by the time he's 30 if he keeps it up."

Fives- "Is it because your a Ginger?"

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Anakin, in traffic- "Kriff you, Sleemo!"

Rex- "isn't that a slur?"

Anakin- "Not if it's used properly, but the way I just said it. Yes

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Tup- "My stomach hurts"

Fives- "Ah yes hot bitch problems"

Tup, still in pain-"I don't feel very hot right now"

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Kix, finding the group after coming back from the bathroom in 79s- Some old man just tried to take me home.

Jesse,drunk- I wish an old man would try to take me home.

Palpatine- *Walks by*

Echo- "There's one"

Jesse, horrified- "Please don't let him take me. He smelt like dirt and vomit."

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Rex- "You should stop being so moody all the kriffing time"

Anakin- "At least I don't have sex with my socks on"

Rex, irritated- "I've already told you it kills the mood when my toes are cold!"

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*young Anakin and Obi-Wan at the zoo*

Anakin, with his tattooine accent- "Look buboons!"

Obi-Wan- "it's pronounced Baa-boon dear one."

Anakin- "that's what I said, buboon."

Obi-wan- "Baa-boon"

Anakin, annoyed- "we're saying the same thing, just in different fonts"

*this one was actually my mother in law and I but it was too funny not to put here. Also Southern Accent Anakin truther here.*

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