if y’all don’t get your asses in gear and vote -
https://www.mtv.com/movie-and-tv-awards/vote/best-kiss
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Not sure if the "Thank you, Africa" part or the "heroic 16 inches penises" part is my favorite.
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Rating: General Audiences
Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack, Influencer Marketing, spam emails, Trolling, Dick Jokes, Dick Grayson - Freeform, Oneshot, pure silliness, Halbarry Week 2023
Series: Part 2 of Whining and Dining
Subject: Green Lantern – Exclusive Brand Opportunity with Relationship Building Potential
For Halbarry Week Day 3: Hazards of the Job
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goddd i got a spam email where the plot is a guy is asking me to help him buy raw materials so he can produce pharmaceuticals with them and i am so so so curious about what kind of major Raw Material this fictional man is trying to convince me i am funding but i will never know because i am smart enough not to reply to spam emails
it's also just like, a really bizarre one because there is no appeal to emotions or attempt to build rapport. we're just rawdogging the business proposition without any mention of a tragic inheritance story or a cheating husband
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being professional and courteous on my public email for inquiries about my utau :3
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Spam emails are wild. I have just read this sentence: I am welcome to be happy, social, generous, horny and spontaneous. Those are an interesting choice of words to group together.
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Today in “Well THAT’S certainly a spam email I’ve just received, there:”
Horse management and grooming hacks survey from CVS.
That is super legitimate and I will totally click your link, Definitely Real CVS. I am sure it contains no malware whatsoever.
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Many beautiful women named oysmgjskakrjr tpgmdnfk are emailing me for my opinions on a pharmacy I haven't visited in years
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The most annoying/idiotic spam emails for me are the ones from car insurers, because I don’t drive. Literally, I do not even have a driver’s license.
Know your damn audience.
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This is by far THE funniest spam email I have ever gotten
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Spam emails can be so goddamn funny
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Ok good! Guess I don’t need to donate money to them ever again!
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some spam my ask box!!!
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Spam email (that got through my filters) subject line: SHOP NOW!
Me: Well I won’t now that you’re yelling at me.
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Effective Digital Detox Methods: 5 Ways to Reconnect with Reality
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