#spum

[dogwelder]

From the twisted mind of E.B. White.

#totally real and certainly not photoshop #photoshop #movies #SPUM #Madame Web

[malfunctioning-mantis]

I'm sorry Rae Lobotomy 4 calling you gross strawberry toothpaste it will never happen again💔

@raypen

#others ocs #deltarune #deltarune oc #rae #spum #dr loboto #my art garbage #doodles #also note to penelope: your art makes me very happy and i hope your doing okay <3 #EDIT IM SORRY FOR MAIN TAGGING THIS AS PSYCHONAUTS YHIS IS MY FAULR

[lilithvibeplace]

so every now and then a friend group discovers one of my darkest secrets, i, a fantasy author and overall absolute fucking dork, has never seen LOTR, in spite of the efforts of all 8 of my exes, all my best friends, every single one of my friend groups, and even a variety of fwbs. this bit of mine has existed ever since i was 16 with my first gf who spoke elvish and tried making me watch them on several occassions. one of my best friends even got me a blu ray collection of the films but our plans to watch them together fell through when she moved.

The universe itself intervenes to prevent me from watching these films and I cannot fight fate herself.

but every single time, it illicits such a beautiful reaction from my friends. Featured today in “Lilith’s friends freakout that it’s never seen lotr” is bow and spum

#tqvibe #lord of the rings #lotr #someday i’ll watch them but today is not that day #(the following two tags are Bit Tags for my friends) #hi bow you’re still getting a special tag every time ur mentioned because ik your favourite nightly activity is checking out my awesome blog #also hey spum you’ve been featured here before too over pathologic

[jasvvy]

spum

#masha slamovich #IN PUBLIC?? SPUM IN PUBLIC??

[naradreamscape]

you understand it is not hard for we israelis to hate thoese people when they are calling for your extermination? 🤔 when they are speaking cruelly about you?

Wow yeah man, I wonder why people are doing that. I wonder if everyone's mad because your colony's leaders are so evil that they ignored warnings of a Hamas attack so they could get away with murdering 8000+ people. Stupid motherfucker

#anon #get OUT of my INBOX you spum stain #it has been like six hours of your debate attempts. move ON

[n6ne]

Accuracies of the knowledges

#word spum

[anantaru]

DAY 17 — VIRGINITY LOSS

kinktober 2023. — masterlist | ao3

𖧡 — including — neuvillette, heizou, wriothesley

𖧡 — warnings — fem! reader, first time, virgin! reader, taking your v card, soft & passionate, pussy drunk genshin men

𖧡 — NEUVILLETTE

neuvillette was always tender-hearted and caring with you— nonetheless, this specific night, he was burning up through his entire nervous system— only a minimal glance of your body was able to drag him into such brimming state with sweat spouting down his back while only inches away from feeling your skin on his hands— just the whisper of your soft words scurrying at the head of his sinful imaginations.

at the present moment in time, there were no thoughts other than doing this correctly, no focus other than the one centered on your angelic frame— a crucial need, as much as air and water, sewed up within the pain of anticipation simmering over his psyche.

you can feel how his fingers silently curve over the flesh of your thighs before he inches you closer to his bare body, "voice any discomfort to me—," he pauses before coughing out, barely breathing as his heart thuds hard against his chest from how tight your legs were wrapped around his hips, "—immediately."

you nod in compliance, and you rest your head against his broad shoulder before feeling neuvillette's complete weight shift, soon after caging you beneath him as he towers on top with a new perception prodding at your wet core, his cock gently resting between your silken pussy lips— it's unique to any other feeling you have ever experienced before and your thighs instantly clamp around his hips harder, your ragged breathing tottering over his neck and shoulder.

you try to relax yourself, letting your hips fall into the mattress before suddenly trembling at an increasing pressure on your cunt— you hear a whimper as neuvillette rests his forehead on yours, holding his gaze on your eyes, the force of the increasing press precise and cautious as your hole parts around the intrusion.

it seems to be everywhere, all at once trapping your body and you suddenly feel so hot inside, then cold, then hot again, the way it manifested so quickly in you like a spumming inferno that imprisoned your body before your mind floats in the air, above clouds— again, it's hot and cold, hot and cold, the pressure in your lower area penetrant and heavy, and you're becoming dizzy by just focusing on how his shaft was stretching you out as neuvillette fills your cunt to the hilt.

neuvillette notices an immediate reaction from his elevated senses, in the way a strong current of oversensitivity stung along his thick, sheathed shaft like a bee stinging their victims— nullifying his pace as his hips stutter before coming to a hold, reveling himself into the warm hug of a wet, gushing pussy enveloping him.

it's just too much right now, for the both of you— or how your body was beginning to smell just like him, your pussy shaping over his length and casted all around it— as if the both of you, had claimed each other entirely.

𖧡 — HEIZOU

"squeeze my hand if it's too much or uncomfortable,"

regardless of heizou's confident and soothing sentences towards you, before smirking down and giving you the feeling that he had it all figured out a long time ago— was in reality, a helpless attempt to hide his genuine panic deafening his inner spirit, and even though the detective believed he did a good job at concealing it from you, the way he'd awkwardly scrunch his brows together or stumble over his own words aired his self parading nervousness spotless for you to see.

despite that, it's a heavenly sight to have you splayed underneath him, bare and exposed— untouched, so hot that it has you clench around his waist as he first slips himself in, his cock immediately showering your warm walls with love. your heart was racing and so was his, yet it was impressive, his self control, slowly pushing in and out of your little hole and leaning his head down to plant a soft, tender kiss on your lips.

"you're so beautiful," heizou praises as you part your lips, "you're mine," and wait for heizou to slip his eager tongue deep into the warm cavern of your mouth, your mind lost in a swirl of senselessness by his gradually fastening thrusts and the mild pain accompanying them— yet such, didn't matter in this moment, because your thoughts travelled up the soul-deep river over emotions unlocking deep inside that bonded your bodies in a new sense of awareness.

𖧡 — WRIOTHESLEY

watching you smile filled wriothesley with a love he never thought he was capable of feeling— and it's warm, as he believed love should always be perceived as, with your bodies moving unitedly, ugh, archons, he was obsessed with this intoxicating feeling.

“f-fuck, fuck, princess, fuck," he stumbles over his wet trembles, his mouth parted and forehead bedding a film of sweat as wriothesley persistently grinds into your sensitivity, his voice raspier than usual and for once he wasn't cracking occasional jokes, instead he hold your gaze forevermore, groaning out a shaky heave as you mewl out from the deep-rooted press on your core— it's a little uncomfortable you won't lie, and wriothesley being above average wasn't aiding you in that particular battle.

despite that you welcome him completely, no matter the circumstances you keep your legs pressed around his thighs when he tirelessly embeds himself so far inside your cunt that you're nothing but a babbling mess, hardly capable to breathe nor voice your pleasure due to the lingering compression on your slit being penetrated for the first time by a large, thick length, so perfectly shaped and harboring a soft pink on the bulbous tip.

he didn't believe he'd ever become so devoted towards another human being and utterly revel inside pleasing you for the first time, through your body and your soul and ugh— that you wanted him to be your first and no one else, how such reason alone was growing the addiction inside of him, his hips grinding inside your warm hole as his lower abs constrict at the pleasure.

wriothesley licks into your mouth in desperation, and each moment he pulls his hips back only to slip inside again, it’s so much better and it seemed like there wasn't a chance for it to subside, the sensation was growing between both your bodies rubbing over each other, his hips twitching with the sudden thud of vibrations due to your creamy walls clamping down on him.

your soft frame squeezes underneath his rough one, hot walls and wet taste, your slit gripping him just the right way and swallowing him till overcrowded with his heavy length, stimulating the veins sloped over his shaft like you were made to do this with him and only him.

truly, there was no comparison to this, nothing would make him get bored of doing this with you.

©2023 anantaru's kinktober do not repost, copy, translate, modify

#genshin impact x reader #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin x reader #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley smut #heizou smut #heizou x reader #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette smut #kinktober #genshin x you #wriothesley x you #genshin impact x you #neuvillette x you #heizou x you

[serotonins-stuff]

•°•Gojo loves it when you put him in his place ° • . • °

Gojo loves it when you put him in his place, especially when you're all pouty with your arms crossed. Looking up at him with an expression that could kill.

"Gojo Satoru" you warned, uncrossing your arms to place your hands on your hips. His eyes couldn't help but follow your hands, staring at the very curves he'd like to caress. You were so sexy like this, all feisty and angry at him or whatever. Hell- he didn't even know what he was in trouble for right now. He was too busy checking you out to be bothered.

"You didn't give me a goodbye kiss"

Now this was beyond adorable and he couldn't help but laugh, which only seemed to make you more angry. He snickered before pulling you in by your hips, and placing a kiss on your lips, causing you look away with a blush.

"C'mon sweet girl, you can't still be angry can you?" He asked, placing a kiss on your forehead. "Look m'sorry all right?"

You huffed, acknowledging his apology but still looking quite upset which only had him feeling some type of way. It turned him on and he wanted nothingore than to have his way with you. He wanted to make you feel so good that you'd have no choice but to forgive him.

"You still mad?" He asked, dipping his hand into the waist band of your shorts, earning him a harsh glare. Yet, your body responded to his touch by moving towards him and you cursed internally.

"Even when I touch you like this?" He cooed into your ear, his fingers moving back and forth against your wet slit. You were breathing heavily, hips grinding against his fingers, desparately chasing your release. Just as the knot in your stomach was about to come undone. He moved his fingers away, chuckling she you whined.

Then he brought it back, rubbing your clit in circles and just before you came he removed them again. That sadistic smile on his lips told you one thing.

Gojo Satoru wanted you to beg.

You weren't going to be able to ignore the aching feeling of your pussy. The feeling that could only be subdued by your boyfriend. You had no other choice but to set your pride aside and give in to his antics.

"Please" you whispered under your breath, clutching onto his shirt and looking up at him with pleading eyes. It was extremely difficult for him to deny you, especially when you looked at him like that.

"What do you want me to do baby?" He cooed, pulling you into a deep kiss that made your legs go weak.

"Please touch me" you spoke into the kiss "I'm not mad at you anymore I promise"

That was all it took for his fingers to be in your pants again, rubbing and pinching your sensitive knot. You were writhing in his arms, struggling to keep yourself upright as Gojo had to held you by holding your waist.

You shuddered against him as your orgasm hit you like a truck. Sending waves of pleasure throughout your entire body. Your vision was hazy, and you were sure you left some drool on his shirt. Your head spum when he lifted you into his arms and places a series of kisses against your face.

"That's my girl"

• • • • •

A/n

not edited

Gonna try to finish all my requests, wish me luck lol

/[•-•]\

#gojo saturo #gojou satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jujustsu kaisen x reader #gojo smut

[gulliesforever]

the new episode of janda singlehandedly desecrated my life...

... and my wife!

that's right two for the price of spum! specifcally 15 of them!

first of all,

they brought back ass. second of all they brought MARIKA in the universe by NAME. then amir said MICKEY. they used the CUT joke!!!

JAKE WEARING THE CHAIN!!!!

and him caring about the BLOOD LOSS TO THE POINT WHERE THE FUCKING TOUCHING HAPPENS LIKE WHAT WAS ALL THE TOUCHING HERE??!?!?!/

SMILEY MIRRR

amir is so animal in this episode..... THEY ARE SO DOMESTICCC SITTING ON THE COUCHHHHH JAKE WONT LET AMIR DIEEEEEEE AA A A A i love a blood loss episode. this was well worth the WAIIITTT

#jamir #thoughts within thoughts #new ep #screencap #INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE #YYAYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYA this made me so inane i lost my everything in the war #the war of march madness #sbest march madness eva

[dullahuge]

spum

[renpimpiblog]

Helloooo, continuing with this account once more, let's go to the next episode, shall we???

Even though

No one may be reading this...

Meh, whatevs, the next one is....

THAT'S RIGHT, nurse Stimpy, another creation made by Raymond Spum, what? You don't know him?

Ok stupidity aside, I find this episode decent really, it's about Stimpy taking care of Ren, who's very sick, hilarity ensues and such

I think this episode is pretty..ugly? Not in a sense of like, disgustingness (that there is, mind you), but there's a weird amount of strange drawings, poses, even color choices, the whole episode kind of like, feels dark or gloomy in a sense, doesn't make it bad or anything like that, but I wanted to talk about it, another weird thing to me it's the ending, at the last second, Ren gets cured from his sickness but Stimpy catches it by all the time they spent together, and Ren promises to do the same thing to help Stimpy, and he just, looks at the camera with a worried face? Idk maybe I'm sounding like a complete and utter nitwit but I didn't really see why the ending is like that, doesn't make much sense

Whatever the case, I give this R&S episode a 5/10, decent like I said, it does have some thing I like, but the weird ambience and ending make me take point away from the episode, I'm excited for the next one, so I hope the 0 people out there still watching this blog thingy are as well!!!

Ok so I just found out you can PAINT THE TEXT??? WHAT THE FCK WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TOLD ME???

#ren & stimpy #ren and stimpy #ren hoek #ren y stimpy #stimpy #here i am reviewing a +20 year old cartoon series like a fucking psycho

[444names]

atomic and subatomic particles + atomic and subatomic particles encoded with inglosh

Accell Acferk Anangino Aniaton Antino Anton Antonon Antonu Antope Antun Apquark Atonu Atreleon Atrion Atrono Atrun Axionu Axionun Axun Bosino Bosotun Bosun Boteano Boterk Botino Botomp Boton Botron Botton Botun Bradyonu Bralark Brano Brantupi Braviton Brectron Brentom Breon Breonu Brevope Brevotea Brevotun Busotun Busutrun Butriun Butron Butrono Butuno Cham Chamegno Chamerk Char Charium Chark Charon Chemion Chemionu Cherdyon Cherdyun Chergiun Cherk Chermoun Cheron Cherun Chyon Chyperk Chypi Daerk Dilaxun Dilikton Dilino Dilirun Dirmion Dirmoun Dirun Disluino Disluxon Dolaon Dolaun Dolaxion Doldston Doldstun Dolerk Dorall Doranyon Dorecham Doredyun Dosino Dosinon Dositonu Doson Dosun Duantum Duar Duark Duarmion Duaron Dyonu Ecciton Ectrinu Ectron Ectrun Elekton Eleon Eleonun Eleptun Elerdyun Elerk Eletino Eletomp Eletrino Eletun Elgreonu Elon Elonu Engeon Engimp Engino Entaun Entimp Entino Entinon Entomp Enton Entonu Entonun Entum Enyon Etino Eton Etonu Etroun Etrun Etun Excitino Excotino Excotun Exon Gengeon Geono Geonu Geqaerk Gequark Gimuon Gino Ginonu Ginton Ginuns Giqaerk Giquark Glaon Glardyon Glarino Glark Glasmuon Glatimp Glatronu Glatrun Glau Glaxion Glaxun Gluinon Glun Gluonu Gluxon Gluxonu Gluxoun Golark Golasmon Goldstun Golerk Goleson Gomegno Gonu Grall Grano Grantonu Granyonu Gravisun Grecham Gredyon Gredyun Greleon Greno Grentino Grenton Grenyon Greon Greonu Grequark Grevoton Guldston Guleon Guletun Higgsinu Higgson Honu Hotino Hoton Hottun Hotun Hotuno Hyon Hyonu Hype Hypino Hyun Ilarino Ilark Ilaron Ilaton Ilatrun Ilaxion Ilicphon Ilikton Iliktonu Ilium Iliun Inefirun Inentino Inon Ionu Ixcilide Ixciton Ixcotonu Laon Laonu Lark Lasmoun Latrun Lueball Luon Magno Magnon Magnu Mauark Mauaron Mauno Maunon Megno Mejurino Meleon Meleptun Merk Meron Meronun Mesmoun Milaon Mino Mion Mionu Mirmion Mirun Muonu Muonun Nacferk Nachark Nafergon Naferk Naferun Nantun Nanyon Nefirun Netun Neuton Neutrium Neutronu Neutton Neutun Niatino Niatomp Niaton Niatrino Niatrinu Niatron Nibelerk Nibusun Nitark Niun Nuneutun Onfleron Onon Osliptun Osonu Penton Penyun Perk Phoggson Phon Phonu Phonun Photerk Photitau Photomp Photrino Photun Phun Phutom Phuton Phutriun Phutron Phutrun Pino Pirmion Pirun Plarino Plark Plasmuon Platron Platrun Plectron Pleon Pleonu Pleptun Pletino Pliun Polaun Poldston Polektun Poleonu Polerk Poletino Poletron Poletun Pomagno Pomp Poson Posun Posutun Precherk Preqaerk Prevosun Prevotun Prino Prinon Pritrun Puldstau Pulektum Puleonun Puletino Puletun Pumquark Purenyon Pureon Pusun Qaenton Qaergium Qaermon Qaeroton Quaronu Saxino Saxionu Saxun Sexcotun Sexon Skyrmino Skyrmon Sleon Sleonu Slictrun Slirmoun Sliun Slodi Sluon Sluxoun Sneutron Sneuttun Sneutun Sniaton Sniatron Sniatrun Sniun Spar Spark Sparon Sparonon Spum Spusun Squarino Stantonu Stardyun Stea Steaerk Sterk Stino Stomp Stonu Stronu Strun Stun Tano Tantimp Tanton Tantonu Tanyun Taquark Taquaron Tark Tarmon Taualark Tauark Taun Tauno Taunu Teaell Teaenton Teaerk Teano Teantomp Teanyun Tecferk Tectron Tentea Tentun Tenu Tenyun Tequark Tequaron Terk Tetron Tetun Tetuno Tictron Tictrun Timp Timuon Tinfleon Tino Tinon Titonu Tonu Tonun Tumionun Upino Upirun Upqaerk Weylferk Wimuonu Winon Wintomau Womaun Womqaerk Wono Zonuclon

#444names #444 names

[noose-lion]

You have been spammed by the spamming god. SPAN SPOOM SPUM-

AGHHHHHHH RAGGHHH SKFDHKLDSHLLJFZGJLJFSZXBNM uiuuuuujsjsjms . Uhhhhhhhfh. REEEEEEE KRKKKkkkk blehhhhh.

That was the sound of my dramatic dying noises

#dead dying gone #my stuff #jester's ramblings #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #jesters privilege #asks

[dungeonmastertyrant]

Lechonk the Hog Pokemon A normal type

1ft 8inc

22.5lbs

Abilitys: Aroma Veil or Gluttony Hidden Ability: Thick Fat

Egg Group: Field

Highest Base Stat: Hp:54

Lowest Base Stat: Sp.attk and Speed:35

Base Stat Total: 254

It searches for food all day. It possesses a keen snese of smell but doesn't use it for anything aside from foraging. This pokemon spums all but the finest of foods. Its body gives off an herblike scent that bug pokemon detect.

At level 18 it becomes Oinkologne the Hog pokemon a normal type

3ft 3inc

264.6lbs

Male ability: Lingering Aroma or Gluttony

Female ability: Aroma Veil or Gluttony

Hidden Ability: Thick Fat

Egg Group: Field

Male: Highest base stat: Hp:110

Male: Lowest base stat: Sp.attk: 59

Female Highest base stat: Hp:115

Female Lowest base stat: Sp.attk: 59

Base Stat Total: 489 (Both)

Male: Oikologne is proud of its fine glossy skin. It emits a concentrated scent from the tip of its tail. It entrances female pokemon with the sweet alluring scent that wafts from all over its body.

Female: This pokemon sends a flowerlike scent wafting about. Well-devoloped muscles in its legs allow it to leap more than 16 feet with no trouble at all. This is a meticulous Pokemon that likes to keep things tidy. It shrouds itself in a floral aroma that soothes the pokemon around it.

#Pokemon Sav Entries #lechonk #oinkologne

[toler33028]

colchon en caja

Colchón Dormimundo Modelo LUKA 101 Noches de Confort Colchón en caja Sistema Spum, Colchón con composición total en espuma. Memory Foam con Gel, Espumas Super Suaves y de Alta densidad Altura 20 cm. GARANTÍA 7 años;1 año total y al 2° año parc.

[moppynoko]

spum