#steve stifler

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Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler in 'American Pie' (1999)

#seann william scott #stifler #american pie #american pie 1999 #fyeahmovies #userthing #edit #gifset #steve stifler

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#filme #filmes #film #movie #movies #cinema #american pie #legenda #legendas #american pie: o reencontro #american reunion #steve stifler #seann william scott

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the American Pie grind is still in full swing. so

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“Oh, God, I kissed Jim!”

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steve stifler from american pie with a big ass MITSKI

#mitski #american pie #steve stifler #da stamps #deviantart stamps #stamp #request

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Best friends forever

#american pie #american #pie #stifler #beta house #steve #the wedding #fraternidade beta #o casamento #o reencontro

[callmerainman]

Just got hit with the realisation that Adam is LITERALLY Steve Stifler from American Pie, or at least he would be in a highschool/college!AU. AND NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON DIFFERENT FONT

IF ANYONE WATCHED AMERICAN PIE YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam #adam headcanons #hazbin hotel adam headcanons #adam hazbin #hazbin adam

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how do you think specific marvel characters (specifically tony stark) would sneeze? like manner of sneezing and pre and post sneeze, etc etc -

or like how would they handle a cold or allergies?

any snzcanons really :)

GODS I LOVE MARVEL ASKS (*/ω＼*)

Ok, so, I showed this off a big in my fic Viral Paradox but I'll hash it out here too!

Tony:

EH FUCK IT. Unrestrained. "Idgaf who sees me sneeze" mindset (except maybe under certain circumstances?)

He might hold back when he's hiding illness, but honestly he probably doesn't do that much, as we see him going back and forth on screen hiding and being openly fucked up on screen. He's got issues and I think it's very situational how he'd handle sneeze or illness.

Definitely a wet sneezer tho 🤭And he'd 100% indulge our kink.

Bruce:

Kittenish. Ironic. And it makes everyone snort with restrained laughter. He gets embarrassed but has a (witty?) remark for anyone who has a snipe about it (usually Tony).

"You don't want to see me when I hulk sneeze."

Tony: "That's super gross, dude."

Bruce: *glare*

Natasha:

*sneezes*

Everyone stares in shock.

Nat: *glowers*

Suddenly everyone's phones all become so interesting.

Nat absolutely stifles. I'll talk about other stiflers, but there are two Main Stiflers on the list, and it's Natasha and Loki (I'll cover him later). These two are the ones who have that 'get it on lockdown dammit!' mindset where they can't bee seen as weak (very similar trauma and backgrounds of people who make them feel weak unless certain criteria are met). Viewing illness or sneezing in general weakness is TRACK for Nat.

Also she basically RUNS the Avenger household and while Tony thinks he could do it fine, Nat knows (and Bruce knows it to lol) that things would hit shit very quickly if Nat left it in his hands, so she just Needs to take a bunch of Dayquil and muscle through ok? It'll be fiiiiine.

(Bonus, she does have a backup plan just in case and it involves putting Pepper briefly in charge of Big Brain stuff --with everyone except Tony making superhero decisions 🤣)

Side Note: Y'all, I give Tony a lot of shit, but just know he's a top tier character for me. I know he's smart and capable. His character development is fucking PEAK. I absolutely would die for him. I just love picking on early Tony.

Cap:

Used to be very sickly; asthma, allergies, the works. He's constantly expecting things to set him off. Probably still has an inhaler (just in case!) But super serum means not much makes with the sniffles. The Avenger fam, however, doesn't know anything other than "Cap is super resilient haha!"

So, when he actually does sneeze, they all freak out OMG OMG IT'S A SUPERBUG™ !! All except Bucky, who i just...reading the paper all chill.

"Relax, yall. Steve's just..." and then he shares a look with Cap and a silent convo... 'are you alright?'

Bruce does bloodwork anyway.

Cap Part 2:

I also like this hc where Cap has been under the ice for so long Steve is photic?? Even though it's not canon I Desire it. Maybe to keep it 'consistent' (i mean, do I really NEED a reason but hufhufhu~) it could be early days only.

Lots of teary eyed squinting and hitching in bright lights, especially while he's being evaluated during the early days of ice recovery. Doctors were annoyed, having to pause their work for random sneezing.

As for snz sound, I image there's a P in there somewhere. Y'all know I like my Z's, but for Cap I think more of a "psh!" or something in that vein.

Thor:

Uhhh God of Thunder. Need I say more? SURE? A pic is worth a thousand words. And this commission says it all, really.

Loud. Booming really. A THUNDER GOD SNZ ECHOS and he's...proud of it. Ahahaha...oh he'll apologize. But yeah. He's fucking proud.

-> This guy can not do the sneeze while hiding scenario. Not...um...unless it ends with getting caught. And...zapped. Which, well, I am prone to writing. Sooooo~

Here's where I'm open to interpretation with Thor. I lean more torward him being a WHINLY LIL SHIT when he's sick, because (I read a few of the Loki/Thor Marvel canon novels because I'm a huge gd nerd) and as younguns it just REFLECTS the whole 'golden child' treatment and 'Thor ate that spaghetti so welll! Good job Thor!!' So I want to say...(and we do see this in the movies, especially early on) he expects special treatment. So, getting sick? *nods sagely*

Thor laying bonelessly across the bed: "You have to take care of me. Bring me <insert special food and drink specifically from Asgard>."

Random Avenger: "....you know I can't actually go there, right?"

Loki:

Magic ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Magic ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･fuckinggg Magic chaos sneezes bitches!! Break shit! Stop time! Shit flying around space! Opportunities are endless, really.

And Mr. 'Pardon Me' and 'My Deepest Apologies' definitely has a handkerchief thanks and it's not gross because he can clean it with said ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･MAGIC���.ೃ࿔*:･ so.

Our Dapper Asshole stifles because sneezing is weak and how !dare! a sneeze think about making him look weak--and if he has to he will discard it as quickly as possible.

So, as with Nat above, there's the trauma of being seen as weak from younger years in Asgard. I really wish we'd had a Loki prequel or something in the Marvel movies (there's still time Marvel!! *cough!!*) But in the official Loki novels, you can see it.

I would go into detail about this but when I tried to explain it I LITERALLY TYPED FIVE PARAGRAPHS MORE OF SHIT yall 🫣If you ever think I'm making up backstory for Thor or Loki, nahhh I farm my info organically, grass fed. Just trust me. He has major Misfit Syndrome (and as a fellow Misfit Child with a Golden sibling, I think I get their dialogue down better than most of my other writing tbh)

Ok, ahem, back to snz (sorry...) And of course when Loki gets sick his sneezes become less restrained and UnForTunaTelY he just can't stifle woe is him poor baby 👿

Maria:

Soft but firm snz.

I had a paintball partner once whose nose got itchy when he got stressed. I hc that for Maria. She's in a situation where she needs her gun out, and it never fails--her nose flares up.

Scrunching it, she dips into a grated, sometimes growled, half-stifle. Something quick. Eyes closed for the least amount of time possible. Efficiency is important.

Clint:

I know him the least unfortunately. He's not a fave (don't judge me 😭) I'm still wrecked that he was chosen over Nat, my darling momma who WAS RUNNING EVERYTHING AND NO WONDER EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTE CHAOS RIGHT NOW WHAT DID I JUST SAY EARLIER (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*straightens bowtie* Aaaanyway. I think Clint would get sick and hole up. Avoid people like a recluse. He'd have a messy sneeze and a tissue pile and just STOP cleaning up after himself.

"I'll get to that later. Fuck it." And when he feels better, finally, there are just takeout boxes, microwave dinners, and tissues piled up in a raccoon trash nest around the couch and he's like "...I deserve this."

#oh man this ran LONG #I'm sorry it took me so long to do this BUT I had SO MUCH to say #I couldn't leave it at just snz sounds I had to FUCKING RANT??? #I'm sorry but only a little hahah #I also went off on my spouse and I'll post that too because it's hilarious #I LOVE YOU MARVEL ANONS <3 <3 PLS SMASH MY INBOX ANY DAY #and if you're a bookworm READ THOSE BOOKS there's like 8 or 12 full length novels and some are audiobooks and fskjgoaih they just slap #snz #snz hc #Mar/vel #Mar/vel hc #ask #zen answers #Lo/ki #Nat/asha #Ste/ve #T/ony Stark #M/aria #Cl/int #B/ruce Banner #T/hor #snz kink #snz things #snz headcanons

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I love the whole idea of S/teve never letting himself fully sneeze because "H/arringtons never get sick." So imagine he's a habitual stifler (or at least attempts it) until E/ddie basically forces him to stop & is like "There. Now isn't that better? It's ok, you know."

i absolutely adore this trope, i hope i did this prompt justice! here are about 1.3k words of sick st/eve and caretaker ed/die :)

“Y’know, I’ve never seen anyone look so goddamn cute and ridiculous at the same time.”

Steve jumps at the sound of Eddie’s voice, sluggishly wiping his nose against the back of his hand. His nose is red, cheeks flushed, hair flattened from spending the past twelve hours in bed. Still, there’s a sheepish smile on his face that makes Eddie’s heart skip a beat.

“Go away, Mbunsond. *snrf!* I’mb a biohazard.”

“Oh, please,” Eddie says with a wave of his hand. “It’s nothing I can’t handle.”

Steve’s refusing to make eye contact with Eddie, even as the longer haired boy saunters over to his bed from the doorway. Eddie pouts down at him, setting a few supplies down on his nightstand before placing a comforting hand on Steve’s arm.

“I brought you some soup,” Eddie offers. “Some weird old recipe from Wayne’s side of the family. It has, like, twenty different herbs in it.”

“Souds real appetizig,” Steve deadpans.

Eddie chuckles, giving Steve’s arm a tug until he eventually gives in and turns to face him. Eddie can’t help but smile even wider upon looking into Steve's eyes - they’re a little duller than normal, but still big and brown and sparkling the way Eddie’s used to.

“There he is,” Eddie coos.

“Eddie, I’mb serious, you should probably –” Steve freezes, lifting his hands up to cup over the bottom half of his face. “Hn’KTCHH! H’mpTCH! Uhh… Hn’TSHHh!”

The sneezes are powerful enough to send a shiver down Steve’s spine, and it even seems like it takes a second for him to recover from the way he forces them down. It looks... painful.

“Damn. Blessings and tidings, sweetheart.”

Steve thanks him quietly, swiping at his nose again. Eddie sighs, deciding enough is enough – he will comfort his sick and stubborn boyfriend, even if it’s against his will. He begins toeing off his winter boots, happy when the loud thump of them landing on Steve’s floor urges Steve to look at him again.

“*snrk!* What’re you doig?”

“Move over, Harrington. We’re cuddling, germs be damned.”

To Eddie’s surprise, Steve only seems to contemplate this for a couple of seconds before rolling to one side of his bed, tenting the sheets with his arm so that Eddie will join him under the covers. If Steve weren’t already so visibly self conscious at the idea of anyone witnessing him so struck down by a head cold, Eddie would laugh at the reindeer sweater he’s got on to keep warm.

He does, however, give Steve’s cheek a teasing, affectionate squeeze once he’s laying next to him. “Fancy meeting you here.”

“Yeah.” Steve hums, twirling a strand of Eddie’s hair around his fingers. “Mbissed you today, Mbunsond.”

“The feeling’s mutual.” He pauses, noting the way Steve’s features have begun to twist up again. “Bless –”

“Hn’KTCHH… H’TSCHHh! Hh’TCHH!” 

“Damn it. I was almost done saying it.”

Steve muffles a groan into his cupped hands. “Sorry, this is so – Hh’TSHH! Hn’KSHHh! Ugh… *snrff!* - so gross… H’mpTCHH! Hh’PTCHHh!”

“No sorrys, Stevie,” Eddie murmurs, passing him another tissue. Steve allows another shiver to pass through him, dabbing at his now dripping nose as gently as possible. Eddie can feel his chest tighten again; Steve’s still a cutie, that’s for sure, but up close, he looks absolutely miserable.

“Hey,” Eddie says. “Sit up with me, yeah?”

Steve blinks at him. “Uh. Okay.”

Eddie sits up before Steve can finish doing so, propping up each of their pillows so they’ll have something supportive to lean back on. He waits patiently for Steve to get comfortable, somewhat honored when he chooses to rest his tired head against Eddie’s shoulder.

“There. Isn’t it a bit easier to breathe through your nose now?”

“Actually, yeah.” Steve gives a tentative sniffle – it’s clear his nose is still running, but he sounds a bit less congested. “Thangks, Ed.”

“No problem. And, uh, stop doing that shit when you sneeze.”

“What? What do you mbead?”

Eddie knows that Steve is grateful his face is hidden from view, otherwise he’d probably witness the boy’s cheeks turn an even brighter shade of red, and Steve would rather die than admit to feeling any form of embarrassment.

Then, as if on cue, he stifles a couple of sudden sneezes as best as he can, hands automatically flying up to cover his face. “H’KTCHHh! Hh’TSHHH!”

“See?! That’s exactly what I’m talking about. You’re gonna hurt yourself, babe.”

Steve groans, wiping harshly at his nose with his now crumpled tissue. “Sorry. *snrfff!* I just –”

“Hey,” Eddie says gently. “What did I say about sorrys?”

Steve pauses, then nods slowly before continuing. “I guess I’mb… I dond’t kndow. It’s already mbiserable edough beig sick. I feel so gross. I dod’t wadt you - *snnrk!* to see mbe like that.”

“And yet here I am, butting my way into your life yet again.”

Steve smiles, poking Eddie’s arm defiantly. “I wadt you here, Eds.”

“Then I’m definitely gonna be around for a while. As long as you’ll have me, anyhow.” Eddie clears his throat, reaching down to brush some hair out of Steve’s face. “You could never be gross to me. Besides, Lord knows I’ve embarrassed myself plenty in front of you. Not that you should feel that way about yourself right now.”

Steve nods again, seeming to ponder Eddie’s words in silence for a few seconds, before letting out a stuffy laugh. “Rebember whed you got super stoned ad ate an entire batch of your uncle’s hobembade browdies?”

“Dude, Wayne was so fuckin’ pissed.” Eddie grins at the sound of Steve’s laughter. “See? Not only is being sick a totally normal thing that happens to everyone, but it would make me a major hypocrite to be, like, even slightly embarrassed or grossed out by you.”

Steve goes quiet again, then leans up to press a grateful kiss against Eddie’s jawline. Eddie slings an arm around his shoulders in response, squeezing him further into his side as the two fall into a comfortable silence.

Then, after a few more minutes, Steve’s breath starts to hitch. He turns away from Eddie, but the older boy can’t help but notice the way he’s opted for covering his face with the crook of his elbow rather than his hands.

“Huh’gGSCHHh! He’PSCHIEWW! Ehh… Heh’TSCHHhoo!”

“Bless you,” Eddie says, trying not to sound too smug. It’s not often people actually adhere to his words of wisdom.

Steve thanks him, accepting the tissue that Eddie passes him. He opts to blow his nose, instantly wincing at the loud gurgling sound it makes; but when he looks back at Eddie, his expression is only filled with adoration and sympathy. He even takes the used tissue when Steve’s done, placing it on the nightstand before pressing a clean one into Steve’s hand in case he needs it.

“Better?” he asks.

Steve nods, feeling much more relaxed as he curls into Eddie’s side again. “Mbuch. Do you - *snrrf!* - mide if I sleep a little bit?”

“Not at all. Just promise me you’ll eat some soup when you wake up, yeah? Wayne worked really hard on it.”

Steve chuckles, already nodding off against Eddie’s chest. “Okay. For Wayde, though. Ndot for you.”

Eddie rolls his eyes, but Steve can feel the smile on his lips when he leans down to kiss his forehead. “I’ll take it.”

#snzfic #snzblr #sneezefic #snzario #snz kink #st/eddie #sh #em #st #my fics

[yeahthatsinteresting]

AMERICAN REUNION + Steve Stifler.

#american reunion #american pie #seann william scott #steven stifler #steve stifler #STIFLER #edit #gifs #gifset

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i am tired and bored so here's some e/ddie m/unson snz headcanons. yes i know other people have done this and yes i have read them. here's my addition. enjoy lmao

- always sneezes in triples. idk how we all decided that, but.

- however, as an allergy attack or cold progresses, he'll sneeze more. fits will turn from three to seven at the drop of a dime, with no way to predict when they’ll escalate :)

- chronic stifler. literally this boy acts like he doesn't know how to sneeze openly. no mater how many times his friends will tell him to stop stifling, he almost never does

- the one time he didn't stifle, though, he hadn't slept for like six days so he was exhausted and didn't have the energy to. the thing is, his sneeze didn't change at all. steve heard eddie's tiny little kitten sneeze and was just like "you've been stifling all this time for that?"

- hates drawing attention to himself when he's sick or allergic. even though he's pretty dramatic about everything else, he hates being vulnerable and therefore will hide his symptoms as best he can and, if caught, will still deny being sick/allergic until someone forces him to admit it. 

- sneezes either into his shoulder or the back of his wrist

- he's just. sooo fucking allergic. put eddie literally anywhere and he will find something to be allergic to.

- his nose is also super sensitive, so much so that just tapping it can cause him to sneeze. sometimes he'll wipe his nose with a tissue and it'll make him sneeze. steve thinks this is hilarious and will exploit it whenever he can

- all of his friends are so used to his sneezes that they barely even notice them anymore. 

- eddie is, like, mildly photic. the sun doesn't usually bother him too much, but if he's been in the dark or someone shines at light near his face, it's more likely than not that he'll have a small fit. 

- his sneezes are soft but strong enough to make his whole body shudder

- allergic to benadryl, so he can't even get relief from his allergies. oof 

- almost never gets sick. it's actually kind of terrifying. somehow, eddie has the strongest fucking immune system ever but also so many goddamn allergies. juxtaposition, folks. 

- when he does get sick, he always feels it in his sinuses first. his colds usually start with congestion and headaches, then move into sneezing and a sore throat. eddie tends to get a light fever with his colds as well, though, and because of his allergies, that usually has to be the calling card for his friends.

okay i think that's all i have for now. im 100% open to fic requests for e/ddie m/unson so please please please send some <3

#snz headcanons #snzcanons #s/tranger t/hings #e/ddie m/unson #swts hc

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in a strange way that I can't explain. they are in love. and no I won't be convinced otherwise. this is peak friends to lovers material you don't get it

if I don't see them as a middle-aged married couple in ap5 i will be storming hollywood

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Stifler

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American Pie Duo Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott's Hilarious Reunion in DoorDash Ad - Watch Now!

American Pie Duo Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott's Hilarious Reunion in DoorDash Ad - Watch Now! American Pie Duo Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott's Hilarious Reunion in DoorDash Ad - Watch Now! In a heartwarming reunion, American Pie actors Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott come together for a hilarious DoorDash ad that will leave fans in stitches! The much-loved duo takes on the roles of delivery drivers who are determined to get their orders to customers on time, no matter how crazy things get. The Golden Age Of American Pie The American Pie franchise has been entertaining audiences for over two decades now, with the first movie hitting theaters back in 1999. Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott played the loveable high school students, Jim Levenstein, and Steve Stifler, respectively, and stole hearts with their hilarious antics. The movies went on to become huge box office hits, grossing over $1 billion worldwide. The DoorDash Ad Fast forward to 2021, and the two stars are back to entertain fans once again. DoorDash, the popular food delivery app, has recruited the duo for their latest ad campaign. The new ad features Biggs and Scott as DoorDash drivers, bringing food orders to customers' homes. The ad takes viewers on a wild ride as Biggs and Scott navigate their way through the city, facing one strange obstacle after another. From getting stuck in a treehouse to dealing with an angry opossum, the duo proves that they will stop at nothing to get their orders to their customers on time. The Chemistry Between The Duo While the ad is definitely funny on its own, what makes it so special is the chemistry between the two actors. Biggs and Scott seem to pick up right where they left off, weaving in and out of each other's lines seamlessly. The ad has a natural flow, which is a testament to the two men's acting skills and their friendship. The Success Of The Ad The DoorDash ad has been a huge success, receiving millions of views online. Fans of the American Pie movies were thrilled to see their favorite on-screen duo back together again, and the ad has brought back many fond memories of the movies. The Future Of Jason Biggs And Seann William Scott While fans of the American Pie movies will always have a special place in their hearts for Biggs and Scott, the two actors have both moved on to other projects. Jason Biggs has made a name for himself in the theater, starring in productions like The Graduate and The Heidi Chronicles. Meanwhile, Seann William Scott has appeared in a host of movies and TV shows, including the hit series Lethal Weapon. However, despite moving on to different projects, the two actors have remained close friends over the years. Their DoorDash ad is proof that their chemistry is still as strong as ever, and fans can only hope that they will work together again in the future. Conclusion In conclusion, the DoorDash ad featuring Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott is a hilarious and heartwarming reunion for fans of the American Pie franchise. The two stars bring their A-game to the ad, providing viewers with a wild and entertaining ride. The ad is proof that the chemistry between the two actors is still as strong as ever and will leave fans wishing for more collaborations between the duo in the future. #ENTERTAINMENT Read the full article

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Now this doesn’t mean Jensen could never lead a show, he could if the show is designed around his strengths, such as playing sarcastic, conniving, handsome flirt who has a hidden sensitive side and rise to a hero role.  ----- Hypothetically speaking, if The Boys ever tries to do any prequel series with the history of Vought focusing on Soldier Boy, do you think Jensen has it in him to lead that show and keep the audience hooked, given the plot, storytelling direction etc are top-notched?

Sure as long it's a redemption story leading up the SB's reappearance in The Boys (since they didn't really make him a bad guy) and he has a Homelander or Butcher archetypes to work off of and the casting director do their job. Solider Boy has a delusion of grandeur who believes in his own hype and narrative, going as far as to believe he actually fought in D-Day when in reality he didn't arrive until weeks later for a PR campaign. He could be a combination of Ron Burgundy (fun character wrapped up in his own little world) and Steve Stifler (he obnoxiously thinks he's hot stuff).  Jensen has a raw, natural gift for comedic timing.

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Evolution 2001

First movie. Evolution.

Bowl: Heart Eyes, courtesy of my friend Debz

This is something that I've seen a lot. Like I mean a lot a lot. I've watched countless times with my family.

One of probably the only things I have in common with my siblings is that we are part of an addiction, an addiction to movies. This happens to be one of the ones we watched on a semi regular basis and could probably repeat in my sleep.

Something random, I named my hamster after David Duchovny's character in this movie. Yupp, his name was Ira Cane. I also named my dog as Ian Somerhalder's character in his earlier role of Boone in Lost. This one was longer, is name was Boone Ian Somerhalder *Insert my last name here*

Of course none of this really has to deal with the movie, but what do you expect from a blog starting with the word reefer lol!

And already munchie lol. Time for one of the chocolate Christmas tree cakes

This is one of my favorite Orlando Jones movies also. He cracks me up! "God gave you two god damn hands for a reason!"

You ever wonder what some actors think about when they're filing. Like during a certain part, say when Orlando Jones walks behind David D shaking his hips all crazy. Like Orlando, my man, how did you not cry laughing every time?! Like I would be busting out! But I guess that's why you're the actor!

Insert fear factor candidate! Wearing open toe heels in a cave you know nothing about having flat worms just crawling around your toes. NO THANK YOU NADINE!

Side note, I don't think I would want to live around that much sand. I sure like grass, maybe not the bugs that come with it, but still. I really hate sand. Like almost Anakin in Star Wars level of hate of sand. Same thing he says, IT GETS EVERYWHERE, impossible to get rid of.

Oh Julianne, you're so goregous! And I love EVERYTHING you're in! 13 ghosts, love it. Crazy Stupid Love with Steve Carrell, another great movie!

I can't tell you how long it took me to understand why David D was saying fruit basket to the general, like wow 0.0 and then I couldn't tell it was his ass on the windshield also for a sad amount of time. I'd like to point out I was 9 when the movie came out and was raised in a very Christian household so I was/still am oblivious to some sexual innuendos and such. But I sure as hell make enough jokes myself! LOL!

My favorite part is about to come up. Orlando is about to get a bug in his body and need to have it removed from his ass! "I'd like an ice cream please" -OJ, "Yeah, what flavor?" -JM, "It doesn't matter. It's for my ass" -OJ. As weird as it sounds, my husband quote that the most. It's also a favorite of his!

"There's ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"

Sean William Scott is great in this as well. Can't forget about him. Stifler, the man himself! He was in a movie with The Rock called The Run Down, also another family and hubby favorite lol!

Hope you can get the point now about what this blog is about, because this is pretty much what you're gonna get. I really am stoned and typing what I think while watching this movie.

Hubby is grinding me more bud, and I'm munching again, this time on some cookies.

This lady about to get bit! like basically lose a finger from this alien. I couldn't imagine. OUCH! "We don't have a damn dog." He is nothing close to a dog, like at all lady. Fucking buzzard tongue looking mother fucker. Then it just deflates. Like wtf

So, you think that just saying to a cop "he shouldn't have touched it," several times he would just let you in?

The alien is about to give birth now, UGH its like a big loogie! Its oxygen tolerant and heads straight to a mall. How do you lose a 20ft bird in a mall? Well we sure know how to get it back, ask Sean William Scott to sing You are so Beautiful. "Rub some funk on it."

"So what do you want light meat or dark?"

My favorite song from the movie, Play Some Funky Music by Wild Cherry. Now I'm not as strong with music as I am with Movies and actors. I just had to google that so sorry if it's wrong, it was The Google! It lied to me!

Enter Dan Aykroyd! Love him too! Ghostbusters, of course another favorite, though honestly I only like the first one and the remake with my favorite Melissa Macarthy! "What the Fuzzy No Nose Chimp?"

"Haven't you noticed how shiny and flake free our hair is?" Who would have thought the solution to this movie was Head and Shoulders. Like so far off the wall am I right? And then using a fire truck to hose it down with. Feel so bad for OJ having to get covered in it and getting sucked up into a butt. Like who else can say they did that in a movie?

And sure, who wouldn't want to fuck after getting farted on by a giant ass hole lol! I mean I get the endorphins burning and what not, but they were still covered in shampoo and probably guts. I would not want to get that in my vajay!

And this brings us to the end of our movie and review! Hope you've enjoyed my randomness!

Till next time

-RRR

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