#stinky little gremlins

[wraithsoutlaws]

before there was royce and dum dum there was simon and [redacted]

#cyberpunk 2077 #dum dum #simon randall #this is just silly lil self indulgent pre-chrome delinquent stinky babies #i do have a name i gave dum dum but :> #i DO like to think they knew each other growing up/before the gang in some capacity and i hc royce was who got dd into maelstrom altogether #also that dd was pretty ganic when he first joined but royce probably had a little chrome and was already doing some harder crimes #where i hc dd was scav-adjacent and definitely no angel but not quite as hardcore at the time #also. royce went through a nu metal phase im SORRY #most this based on the throwaway line of dd saying he knew royce from the beginning #anyways....gremlin stinky boys #my art tag

[silvandar]

Besties we're getting Qi Rong next week and I Am Excite

#my little chaotic ghost bitch #my green ghost murder husband #usless thing #pathetic #i love him #qi rong #tgcf #tgcf s2 #tgcf spoilers #green gremlin man #stinky little bastard man

[yoma-999]

#stinky little gremlin energy #courtney dead end #dead end paranormal park #peridot #steven universe #meme #netflix animation #cartoon network

[buggyandthebartoclub]

BESTIE 😭😭😭😭 I AM BEGGING FOR SOMETHING SHACHI, I NEED HIM I WANT TO SMOOCH HIS STUPID FACE SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭 can I has one (1) art of our mans PLEASE I am SOBBING 😭😭😭😭😭

I hope you're having a great day so far my bestie I love youuuuu smooch smooch !!!💖💖💖💖💖💋💋💋

I went bonkers when I saw this yesterday and blanked out and came to and had these so here’s FOUR versions of the same thing bc I could NOT decide which one to use 🫣 also you DESERVE IT AFTER THAT POST I LOVED JT WILL REACT AFTER POSTING I JUST COULD NOT STOP DRAWING THIS - anyway click for better quality - there’s an extra penguin doodle of him going seriously??? Two??? But my iPad died I’m so sorry *sobs*

#Shachi my beloved #My stinky little gremlin #Anyway I’m also writing a thigh riding scene w him that turned into… a lot more than that after reading your post and this drawing oops #It’s coming tomorrow 😈 #Shachi #shachi one piece #heart pirates #unhinged scribbles #suggestive #minors dni

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

yuri yuri yuri

you are officially the victim of my kross au ideas so

have a peek on this one teehees!! look at my idea girl!! /silly

aaaaahh runs away

COME BACK and tell me MORE COWARD

#ask #you BETTER send me all your kross headcanons and aus and this goes for EVERYONE #just because i don't always answer on time doesn't mean i didn't see or that i'm ignoring it btw #it probably means i wanna draw it (albeit a little more defined than my normal doodles) but i don't have the time SOB #muah muah thank you so much for passing by you stinky gremlin teehees<3333

[villainihavedonethymotheronao3]

Huge fan of Darius letting Hunter live with him post-canon but let’s be frank, as soon as Hunter gets over some of his crippling need for constant approval from authority figures that household is going to be chaos.

#Hunter a little trash gremlin and stinky 16 year old boy #noted chaotic brat capable of winding anyone up #vs Darius very prim and prissy very easy to wind up #mildly explosive temper! #but probably going to stop short of actually hurting him #and as soon as hunter internalizes that and stops walking on eggshells all bets are off

[gingerbreadart1]

Heehoo comm for @0palite :3333

#invader zim #iz #zib #little stinky gremlin #gir #goblin man #haha this took a million years. because. art block consumed me #:") #commission

[sucre-sanguine]

I honestly love seeing other trans guys go on about a masculine boyhood that isn't necessarily my vibe. Talking about video game sports being a horny dork older brother vibes. Like .... I really don't relate but just because I'm on some 1920s gayboy shit it doesn't mean I cant appreciate the varied takes on positive young masculinity

#the only think i dont really vibe w is the whole ooh im a stinky chaos gremlin im just a little shithead men YUCKY just like me!! schtick #and its usually much younger trans guys. also usually very white. #but yeah shoutout to the wannabe older bros. shoutout to the guys who want a truck.

[yuriprince]

happy repostober

#i miss making mana into a little stinky gremlin #if you remember any of these memes you’re entitled to a senior discount #like. a Super senior discount #some of these i did not make myself and i wish i could remember who did :( #mana 👑 #an old favorite!

[cavedweller1st]

Cinematic pics of my dog

His name is Moose

#feral dog #stinky man #mister moooooose #little gremlin boi #he yerns for the woods #and peopled arms #and ears (for some reason...)

[endless-brainrot]

blorbo bingo for mikey

HELLO THANK YOU

my screengleboingus <3

#jes my silly little guy i LOVE HIM #i love this stinky little orange gremlin iwant 10 more of him #lux! #ask! #HES SO REAL TO ME #just a silly little guy with 100 trauma issues 💯

[valmos]

Finally getting the energy to scroll tumblr, but get overwhelmed that it has been two days since I last had the energy to scroll, and immediately no longer having the energy for it.

Energy obtained... six days since last visit... nope... nine days... hel...

#Valmos Vocalizations #Just don't feel pressure to have to scroll through the the last time you were here #It doesn't sound like a hard change to make but nah #I'm just a stinky little messed up gremlin

[cosmerelists]

Pros and Cons of Stormlight Characters in the Middle Seat Next to You on a Budget Airline.

As requested by anon. :)

1. Kaladin

Cons: His legs are so long. His hair is so luxurious. His shoulders are so broad. This large, beautiful man is not trying to be in your space, but the budget airline seat cannot contain him. Pros: You started what you thought was an idle conversation, but by the end of your flight, he had diagnosed your chronic pain and become your therapist??

2. Shallan

Pros: Well, she's more of a regular-sized human and she's friendly but quiet. She seems to just want to sketch the whole flight, so no complaints! Cons: Why does she keep staring directly at a space across the plane and sketching the creepiest symbol-headed creatures you've ever seen with her eyes vaguely glazed over like she doesn't even know she's doing it holy shit is this a Twilight Zone situation where there are invisible gremlin monsters on this plane that only she can see and is it your imagination or do you hear humming from somewhere

3. Adolin

Cons: Listen, this is a budget airline, and this guy seems to think it's a fancy spa?? He's got the slippers, the posh eye mask, the luxurious travel pillow, some really nice face creams, and he seems to be video chatting with a girl even though the internet on the plane doesn't even work. Frankly, you're jealous and grouchy about it. Pros: Okay, he actually seems really sweet and he gave you some of his way-too-nice-for-an-airplane snacks. You take it all back; this guy is awesome.

4. Szeth

Pros: He is so still. So quiet. Almost folded in on himself. Barely...breathing? Honestly, you keep forgetting the middle seat is occupied, and how rare is that! Cons: You just...you think you'd feel better if he just blinked. Just once. Please.

5. Lift

Cons: You had to sigh just a little when a little kid plopped down next to you. Also, she goes to the bathroom every five minutes, and comes back with food every time. You think she might be robbing people. Pros: She complimented your butt quite sincerely. You've always been kinda self-conscious about your butt! But apparently yours is the "second best she's ever seen." Feels nice.

6. Jasnah

Pros: Like, is it possible for someone to just be really good at flying? She came in, expertly stowed her luggage, sat down elegantly, did her seatbelt, used a wipe to clean up the tray table and surrounding area, and immediately starting reading some thick tome. Do you have a crush on her? You might have a crush on her. Cons: She glanced at the book you're reading, and you know she judged you for it.

7. Wit

Cons: Does this guy EVER stop talking? Pros: Okay, actually, you found him kind of annoying at first, but that story he told you about the temple and the duck might have healed years of trauma? Did you just realize that you don't have to forgive your mom and that's okay?

8. Renarin

Pros: He sat down and you were like, "Okay. Cute nerd. I dig it." Cons: You just wish he wouldn't scrawl foreboding-seeming numerals on the back of the airline chair in front of him. Is it counting down to...just before the plane lands? What does it mean???

9. Amarem

Cons: He came in and was IMMEDIATELY like, "I am taller than you and so I should have your seat." And then he just...waited? Like he thought you'd just comply??? Pros: He seems intent on pretending that never happened. Fine by you. That guy seems like an asshole.

10. Zahel

Pros: He falls asleep, like, immediately and doesn't stir for the entire flight. Cons: He's just kinda stinky.

11. Dalinar

Cons: He sits down and, unprompted, says something like, "In my youth I would always battle to occupy every armrest but now, after reading The Way of Planes, I have realized that it is the journey, not the armrests, that matter, so you can have them" and then you're like, "Dude, the person in the middle seat gets the armrests that's just common courtesy" and then he looks at you and you look at him and it's vaguely awkward the whole flight and nobody uses the armrests. Pros: Actually, after a while you do take the armrest and the tension goes down a lot.

12. Taravangian

Pros: He just kinda seems like a nice old man, you know? Kinda confused about stuff, but harmless enough. Cons: He falls asleep partway through and droops his head onto your shoulder and drools a bit and you know you sound ridiculous but it feels somehow calculated. Intentional. Evil.

13. Sebarial

Cons: The very second beverage service starts he's all, "Bring me a BOTTLE of wine" and you're like, "Oh no. It's one of those dudes who gets way too drunk on planes!" Pros: You know? This guy actually seems pretty jolly and chill. You catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pretend he was my uncle." You're not sure where that came from.

14. Rock

Pros: He scoffs at the provided airline snacks and gets out this thermos and gives you the best damn soup you've ever had in your life. Cons: He's just a large, warm man. Very large. Very warm. Not his fault, of course, but now YOU are very warm.

15. Elhokar

Cons: Every time there is plane turbulence, he mutters something about how it's the assassins coming to finish the job. Poor dude must be really scared of flying. Pros: You feel a warm, parental feeling growing in you as you look at this sad, scared man. Maybe your mom was right. Maybe you WOULD be good with kids.

16. Eshonai

Pros: This lady is, just, SO excited to be traveling that it can't help but make YOU excited to travel. Like, you always thought plane travel sucked, especially budget airline travel, be she is so delighted by everything that you find yourself thinking, "You know, it IS pretty amazing that we're soaring through the sky right now traveling to a new land." Cons: Cons? No cons. You wish you could ALWAYS see flying through this woman's eyes.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Kaladin #stormlight archives #Shallan #Adolin #Szeth #Dalinar #Taravangian #Amaram #Sebarial #Eshonai #Rock #Renarin #Wit #Hoid #Jasnah #Zahel #Lift

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Here’s this bc there’s no way I’m finishing it today- slapped some colors on the birthday gremlins!!!!

#law one piece #bartolomeo #unhinged scribbles #happy birthday stinky dirty little gremlins!!!! #Deep sigh #ill finish this tomorrow or something #I just don’t have freetime rn every time I think I do something hapoens #Depressed about it but!!!! Loved this so #Take it #I’ll finish it later #I just wanted this up today

[evilminji]

Can You "Accidental Baby Acquisition" Yourself?

Like? Say you have a You... who is NOT You, obviously, but A You in the Multiversal sense... and their childhood suuuuuucked. Just? Truely awful for reasons beyond their control.

Such as the veil NOT being so easily peirced in their reality and humanity a bit more... Reactive(tm) to ectoplasm, due to the lower concentration of it in the Everything of their Universe. Which makes their parents research? Unattainable. Dangerous.

Ultimately fatal to their elder sister.

And then later, them.

Not that they were even the loving if wildly eccentric parents most of the other You's KNOW and have. Due to that very say research and their long-term exposure to their own samples. The Reactivity.

"Pit Rage" as some circles call it.

They weren't themselves. Stopped BEING themselves long before their children ever came into the picture. If they could think clearly, they would BEG for someone to save their children. From them. From their house of horrors. From what they've become.

And well? You exsist outside of Time. In the Zone. Maybe you have a wide and crazy adventure with this grizzled, worn, badass of a You. Figure he's pretty cool. Ask if he needs anything. And he laughs this broken glass in your chest sort of sound and says:

"Not unless you could give me a real childhood."

Like? Dude. Buddy. My buddy dude. Gonna have to explain that one. You can't just drop that and walk away. We Crazy Action Bros Adventure(tm) bonded. You can tell me. And reluctantly... he kinda does.

And... Look. You exsist outside of TIME. Your mentor IS Time. You can TOTALLY do that.

This.

But like? You realize... there wouldn't be TWO of you... right? If you take mini-Bamf out of the timestream at point A... you, big guy, stop existing at every instance of point B and onwards.

Yeah. Yeah, he gets that. Fully consents. His life was full of bad decisions and dramatic bullshit. He wants a real childhood. His sister back. Wants them BOTH out of that house and somewhere safe. If he could do it himself, he would. Call it his fucked up way of healing. Finally facing his trauma. It's haunted him long enough.

.....well then. Now You've got a baby and a fussy toddler. They have superpowers because of course they do. That house was OSHAs waking nightmares and deepest fever dreams. Jazzypants is hungy. And baby You did a stinky.

This is Fine(tm).

You're a King! You can TOTALLY handle this! Teeeeeemporarily. Since it's not like they can stay HERE. The Zone is literally uninhabitable long term for the living. So time to fire up the ol Brain Meats. Gremlin Ideas formulating. Loading... Loading... Loooooooading. Got it!

You kidnapped them.

Brilliant! FRIGHTY! Where's the Trenchcoat Booze Slu-...SLUHeuth. Sleuth! Totally what I was planning to say, Starshines! Don't curse. Cursing Bad~☆

The Detective Of Loose Morales in The Trenchcoat, who's Soul I Own, Frighty! Where's he at?? *Distant muffled answer* Close enough! Time to give him a heart attack! And throw a fight! Can you toss me a nightmare medallion? I need to instill mortal terror! Thaaaanks, Frighty! Also can you change diapers? *affirmative noises* Ancients, you're the best.

Smash cut to John Constantine. Busting up some cult, as you do. When? Oh fuck. The leaders heading for the store room! Not today, fucker! They fight. They struggle. It's Manly and Gritty and dramatic! When?

A terrible CRASH. Some artifact must have activated. What... have you DONE? *dramatic musical sting* swirling green and DEATH radiates out from a pin prick of nothing. A black hole in reverse. The cold oblivion of space, given bones to claw its way free. Eyes that sear in colors too technicolor and hypersaturated to be mortal. Green. Green! GREEN.

Ice and stars and death and a terrible, unspeakable Crown.

Two... two little sprogs. Tiny bits of nothing in a monsters hand. KIDS, wrapped up in something they never should of even had to nightmare about. John's eyes catch on red, red hair. A tiny little headband with butterflies on it. Pressed so close to dark locks, as she wraps herself around her little bits of a sibling.

The other ones dressed up in stars.

Someone SOLD their fuckin KIDS. Or this damned this STOLE them. It doesn't matter. Not now, not to John. Because this bastard isn't keeping them. He slides like breathing into the waves of luck and chance, odds and fate. Is on his feet and drawing attention. Whatever it takes, he's leaving here with those kids.

He laughs and it's not a kind one.

"Oi! A word if you will?"

@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @ailithnight

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #danny tricks John in taking the munchkins #john TOTALLY won these infants fair and square guys #he says showing up covered in ash to the next meeting #with two toddlers he has no idea what to do with #so uuuuh #anyone want two kids? #batman put your fucking hand down

[sagasolejma]

I really don't believe in gendered socialisation that much, or at least I don't believe it affects trans people the same way it does cis people BUT I will admit as a trans girl on hormones who is starting to get some noticeable visible changes, a part of me does sometimes feel like I'm some kind of weird gremlin creature who knows nothing about how to girl, who was then very suddenly shoved into a woman's body.

People will be like "omg you've worn a sports bra for more than three days??? Don't you know those get super sweaty and stinky easily and it's bad for your skin!!!!" and I'm just sitting there like no literally how would I even know that😭

Or like today I'm sitting in my chair kinda autistically scratching my nail polish like the little goblin I am, and one of my friends goes "no don't scratch your nail polish it'll look terrible, did your mom never teach you that???" and once again I'm just sitting there, feeling like a skin walker that was just exposed to society's expectations of what I'm supposed to already know about a gender I've been living as for like... 4 and a half months lol.

#trans #trans people #transgender #transitioning #mtf girl #trans joy #trans positivity #mtf trans #trans goddess #trans pride #trans rights #trans community #trans women #transfem #transfeminine #transfemme #mtf hrt