#stopwatching

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ITS THREE AM AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS COMMISSION NEEDS????

S PI R A L S

#i looked up and it was suddenly 3 in the morning what happened #also when it is done I will post this thing it's not a gift so i'm happy to share #also its the reason that 4:20 is currently written on my hand i reset my stopwatch for this commission #and then realized i wanted to add more and the commissioner told me to go hog wild with the budget so

[shvmblr]

Compulsory Jon Matteson appreciation post ‼️

here’s a few sketches of some of his characters I made for stickers!! :)

#jon matteson #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #gary goldstein #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #nightmare time #npmd #stopwatch #yellowjacket #starkid #fanart #hatchetfield #my art!

[honeyspawn]

He gets typecast as blue.

#nick and matt really said he can be one green eldritch horror #and one lawyer #but the rest of those fuckers gotta be blue #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #npmd #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #paul matthews #boy jerry #stopwatch nmt #daniel nmt #stopwatch #richie lipschitz #jon matteson

[oniii-fans]

Serious

#S•x Stopwatch #Me next 🥺

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

#my art #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nightmare time #honey queen #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #paul 23 #gary goldstein #roman murray #boy jerry #daniel stopwatch #richie lipschitz #cw blood #a lil pizzazz and visual hcs to differentiate em #yes i'm fond of blue hair richie #tried to make roman look older #and daniel younger than the rest #he's like 15 in canon #and hear me out on jerry with curls/freckles #and visibly scarred daniel #:3 #daniel nmt

[summon-us-once]

I love the hc that all of Jon’s characters are related cause on one hand you’ve got this loser anime dweeb but in the other you have this unhinged lawyer. But then you’ve also got the most basic guy to ever exist then you have some kid with super powers AND you also have a religious virgin with a murderous inhumane son who lives in the woods, and I’m not even going to include what might happen if you try involve wiggly somehow. It’s just so crazy (I love it so much)

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #black friday #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul matthews #Daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #boy jerry #little jerry #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #jon matteson #Neah rambles

[rockrosethistle]

I've been trying to figure out Jon Matteson Character Family Tree theory

after all of my limited research, here's what I've come up with:

Wallace is using his military powers to keep Lumberaxe hidden.

Richie is unhelpful to this cause and once told Pete "did you know my second cousin is the hatchetfield axe man."

'Uncle Paul' drives Gary's kids to school. One day they got in the car and there was a whole seven year old child back there also calling him 'Uncle Paul.'

Also Paul's been offering the kids money in exchange for dirt on Ted.

Gary knows one of his kids likes anime and the other likes superheroes but he can't really tell the difference. Paul has seen one episode of sailor moon and thinks he knows everything ("who do you kin? Who do you ship? You know who I kin? ... you.")

Gary also went out of his way to join the Wiggly cult because he knew it would piss off Jerry.

Daniel is surprisingly close with his cousin Wallace. It turns out having psychic abilities can be really useful to the Secretary of Defence.

Also Daniels been buying a lot of stuff recently with money that came from...the 'stock market.' He got himself some new roller blades and got Richie some anime pillows. Gary pretends not to notice but already is writing up a case for Daniel incase he gets in trouble.

Aunt Emma has secretly been buying Richie blue hair dye for like a year. Gary has no idea where it's all coming from, but he keeps finding the empty boxes and Richie's been wearing a lot of hats recently.

(Which really confuses him because he never told Richie he couldn't dye his hair.)

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #paul matthews #gary goldstein #boy jerry #richie lipschitz #stopwatch #nightmare time #black friday musical #npmd #tgwdlm

[ren-is-real]

16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!

Base +additional reason

I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)

#hatchetfield #starkid #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #wilbur cross #general macnamara #general john macnamara #hannah foster #tom houston #nibbly #nibblenephim #tinky #tnoy karaxis #stopwatch #killer track #ethan green #tim houston #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #richie lipschitz #wiggly starkid #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly

[itsdefinitely]

Did you draw stopwatch with hearing aids?

i did and i'll do it again. watch this

#can't do shit now can you otho #pokotho #stopwatch #nightmare time 2 #yellow jacket #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #not my best but i did make this like. as a joke

[wardback]

I made a thing

The jon matteson alignment chart

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #perkys buds #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #daniel stopwatch #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul perkins #carl metzger #boy jerry #roman murray #wiggog y'wrath

[allhailwiggly]

'the spankoffskis can't interact now' 'lex and grace will never be able to meet' 'we'll never see alice and steph together' lauren lopez didn't play two versions of emma perkins fighting each other for this

#starkid #hatchetfield #HOW QUICK WE ARE TO FORGET #'but you can't do that on stage' go watch solve it squad returns and then say that to me again. #also btw i would love richie & stopwatch interactions i think they'd be instant weird best friends

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 5

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #black friday #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #emma perkins #jon matteson #richie lipschitz #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #wilbur cross #grace chasity #daniel yellowjacket #gerald monroe #henry hidgens #professor hidgens #daniel stopwatch

[lockedtombmemes]

#*starts stopwatch* #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #locked tomb series

[oniii-fans]

Serious

#S•x Stopwatch #I neeeeeeed it 🫠

[kirchefuchs]

@heir-of-the-chair your tags on my Tinky and Stopwatch post were too funny not to draw, so this exists now :)

You got my idea perfectly so I had to do it, lol

#fanart #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #stopwatch #tinky #tinky npmd #t'noy karaxis #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #yellow jacket #traditional art #digital art #tinky redemption arc

[willczek-art]

Canttt draw but it's not like that ever stopped me before

#jon matteson #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul matthews #daniel stopwatch #npmd #black friday #tgwdlm #nightmare time #fanart #my art #sketchdump #my brain is fixated on one (1) starkid and i would make it everyone else's problem iF I COULD DRAW- #well let me rephrase that I'm still making it everyone else's problem but i'm not happy about it either :v #i dislike all of those except for that one Richie that looks just So PeacefulTM... #whelp its all or nothing over at this blog #300