#stupid sexy old man

[videodrme]

RHYS IFANS as OTTO HIGHTOWER — 08/?

#tv #house of the dragon #hotd #otto hightower #rhys ifans #ottohightoweredit #tvedit #hotdedit #hotdcentral #smallscreensource #welighttheway #dilfgifs #menedit #gameofthronesdaily #hotdviola #gifs* #mine* #i haven't abandoned this series :') #stupid sexy old man

[autumnal-prince]

Like one of your French girls

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Kerry Eurodyne #tasteful nude #stupid sexy old man

[gluskinsweetsmile]

Stupid sexy Gluskin

#Stupid sexy old man #outlast #outlast eddie #outlast whistleblower #eddie gluskin

[swamp-mallow]

we started watching deadwood and help i have a new old man crush

#stupid sexy old man

[angelbambisworld]

Sir pls stop showing off your boobies before I come over there and I suck and bite on them

#kiss #kiss band #gene simmons #kissblr #kiss army #pookie bear #celebrity crush #rock and roll #god i want him so bad #just quirky things #he knows what he's doing #why is he like this #ridiculous #rock n roll #rock #show us more #i need to fuck that old man nasty style #i need him fr #stupid sexy gene #sexy grandpa #dilf rockstar #gimme those tiddies bitch #just fangirl things #nasty #man tiddies #2000s gene #daddy af #daddy gene #genes rizz strikes again #genes number one nastiest fangirl

[dirtyoldmanhole]

BRAIN I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE SMUT FIC, WHY AM I HALFWAY DONE WITH THE WAFFLE HOUSE FIC ALREADY

#i feel so fed but also I HAVE NO TIME FOR STUPID SEXY OLD MEN #old man thirst: marvel edition

[firekitten830]

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Ft @bonesbeenshatesstickbugs’s spidersona Mike, and everyone’s favorite guy Gabriel O’Hara

#the Spanish translates to ‘I need that old man’ #when Miguel forgets he’s not the only one here who speaks spanish #he’s not doing it to be sexy he’s just stupid #my art #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #miguel o’hara #others ocs #MIKE!!! I don’t remember his last name and am too afraid to click out of the app to check #gabriel o’hara #Peter b x Miguel #miguel x peter #I don’t know if this ship has a name sorry

[running-in-the-dark]

oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)

I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).

but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.

anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).

#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls #sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising #anything except YOU #that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's #too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem #(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.) #he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :) #got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your #fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head #I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so #it'll be fine). #oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word #of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know #it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever #can't fucking stand him #and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty #opinions.) #(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)

[missygoesmeow]

oops i did it again i played with my blorbos, got lost on pinterest oh papa, papa

:)

#why wont someone sedate me #yeah i think i made him too young #but whatever #stupid band with its stupid old mans and their stupid sexy evil ways #the band ghost #the band ghost fanart #papa iii #the phantom of the abbey is there inside your [redacted] #phantom terzo #phantom papa #my-art #sketch

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

HELP I WANNA KISS THE OLD MAN

#birb still draws #stupid sexy lao yan #thousand autumns #qian qiu #sorry i forgot what his necklace looks like #idk what's with the rando outfil #look it's like fuck o'clock ok #i just. needed to draw the old man after hearing the audio drama extra where they uhhhhh #*checks notes* #BAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG >:D #yan wushi #is this still an art blog?

[lucamagica]

#dracula daily #dracula #listen. I love gay vampires #I think vampires are sexy #and I would love a retelling of dracula where he is sexy and seduces johnathan harker #but that’s not what we’re reading #OG dracula is a creepy old man and does not make a good love interest in the slightest #just take him for the horror monster he is and enjoy how creepy and chilling he can be #and also please don’t think johnathan is dumb… #jokes about him being a wifeguy and a snobby brit who can’t handle spices are funny #but he isn’t stupid #he knows he’s in danger and he just can’t figure out a socially acceptable way to get out of it without proof #enjoy the humor and irony in that bc it’s way funnier and more interesting than him just being oblivious

[leatherbookmark]

whatever you imagine happened during and after this scene is 1000% better than what happened in the actual show

#shrimp thoughts #(nothing. nothing happened) #(i thought fei lian would have a role in defeating him. yknow as the good friend who hates seeing yu huan Evil and Heartless #(what yh tells him here is LITERALLY that he has no heart anymore lol) and would rather kill him than see this great man like this! #but uhhh no literally nothing of that sort happened and yh was Magic Attacked into disintegrating because that's how villains go now ig #anyway as i must have said back then i am imagining the tense drama-filled au in which fl goes something like. what will it take to stop #you? i'll do Everything and there's a flicker of red in yh's eyes because i think that's very cool and also sexy #and this is how fl becomes yh's concubine and they rule with an iron fist etcetc i didn't watch the show #also i didn't watch the show SO i don't know what's up with mr grandpa and yh but i think it would be good FOR ME if yh needed to #get rid of that evil energy once in a while. lbh style #and fl lies awake at night having just been fucked into next thursday. yh is dead asleep next to him and he does his best not to look at his #face because he knows he's going to see his old friend and he's going to be overwhelmed with stupid fondness and the urge to tease him #about his stupid little frown even when he's asleep! loosen up dude or there won't be a mrs yu huan in the future! #and he's going to forget that every day he doesn't slit yh's throat in his bed is another day of suffering for innocent people #every day he spends wondering at what point can he start gently pushing yh towards relaxing that iron fist; towards maybe making things #better for people who don't deseve to live in pain -- is a day those people spend living in pain because of his inactivity #he should kill this man. as soon as possible to avoid sentiment muddling his morality. he should do it before it's too late #(but he knows that it has been too late when he agreed.) #THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. IN MY HEART. I AM FINE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW

[wyvernne]

in my education law class rn feeling just like you fr but i raise you this:

Lawyer Diluc (very very heavy Atticus Finch vibes (glasses, the suit bro) yeah ehehe and do lawyers have assistants?? (can i pls be his assistant)

i will die on this hill diluc would absolutely be a lawyer in a modern au

#asks #diluc’s no 1 protector #listen #the man has connections and wit there’s no way he wouldn’t be a lawyer #that’d be so sexy of him fr #studying law is exhausting but i have to convince myself that it’s aesthetic LMFAO #also there’s some yummy drama in these cases i’m so nosy #googling the names fr cuz i gotta judge people face to face 🙄 #my brother told me ‘you don’t realize how stupid people really can be until you start studying law’ and he was right 😭 #the AUDACITY of some of these people fr #i read some of these old cases and i swear if anyone involved was still alive i would go throw hands #read people v berry if you want to be mad LMAO #our casebook absolutely ripped into the judge who made that decision it was one of the best moments of my life #we don’t stan victim blaming in this household

[jrueships]

Apparently mckenzie 'retired' his number and is going by 6 instead of 19 now !

So important he (forced) (bugged) (begged) (annoyed) HAD gabe congratulate him on his accomplishment??? He looks so done 😭😭

Also. This.

????

#WHO is filming him taking his chemical bath and WHY???? why is he showing off to us????? #hes so weird??? l #literally no explanation it goes from gabe deadfaced 'congrats to mckenzie for changing his. number.' #to 'here is me getting ready to take an ice baaaath 😊😊😊!!!' #here is all my salt because i am but a little snail 🥰🥰 #why does he pose and model each one... are those YOUR products?? are you trying to get a brand deal?? what is going on in that giant cabeza #he think he 1 of em sexy bath oils/ special scent models or smthin.. hes gonna sink in n his hair will magically float around his shoulders #and a fancy cursive font with a sexy whispering voice will appear announcing the brand #look at this man. #not a single thought in his head #but back to gabe??? #gabe literally lives to bully mckenzie but hes also the first one to crack under his little man pestering for an annoucement?? #gay ppl behavior.. #he looks so fed up isaiah probably would Not let him rest UNTIL he said EXACTLY what isaiah had written for him 2 say 2 the camera #'congratulations... isaiah mckenzie... for retiring..... 19.' (tired aggravation & acceptance of his fate) #then isaiah (filmin like a proud facebook mom trying to get her 4 yr old to recite some stupid long prayer to seem mysterious 4 the public) #turns the cam to another teammate whos just laughing at the fact gabe ACTUALLY gave into isaiah's little man demands #downbad... as much as he acts like he isnt.. we all know #they are husbands <3 #anyways my opinion on the new number uhhh i miss the old one but now i can better tell him apart from the 14 19 17 squad #tiny number for a tiny man!!!! #mckenzie/davis

[y13evie]

141 + konig reactions to seeing reader in thigh highs?

141 n koni babys reaction to seeing u wearing thigh highs

nsfw under cut you’ve been warned

john price is a simple man. even old fashioned, if you will. so he does what any normal man would do. sat you on the bed and began kissing down your thigh all the way to your ankle. savoring how beautiful your skin looked in the elegant fabric. he eventually began leaving sloppier kisses against your inner thighs. by the time he got to your dripping heat, the lacy garments were off.

simon riley basked in the sight for about a minute before tearing them off. something about how gorgeous your thighs looked drove him insane. your legs are fully spread apart, taking his full length as if your life depended on it. while tears are forming at your eyes due to his sheer size, he scolds you. he scolds you for wearing such a slutty thing, basically asking to get ravaged.

johnny mactavish tried his best to ignore the fact you had been walking around your shared kitchen in nothing but his t-shirt and a pair of white thigh highs. the way the delicate material wrapped around your thighs made his cock twitch needily. you stood over the countertop making a simple lunch for your boyfriend, johnny let his arms snake around your waist and let his hands wander. he began softly humping you through his sweatpants, whining for you to come to the bedroom.

kyle garrick tried his hardest to pretend he didn’t notice that sexy lingerie sitting atop of your thighs. but he did. he noticed it all. the way you shuffled between him and the coffee table when the two of you were watching a movie, ass moving right across his face. the way you had sat on his lap while texting your friends back, ignoring the way his throbbing dick was proding against you. he eventually gave in. bending you over the sofa and softly lecturing you about how it’s naughty to tease him all day while wearing tight lingerie around the house.

poor könig couldn’t contain himself for that long. the way your thighs looked so perfect killed him. he pulled you onto his lap facing him. whining about how you made him so needy by wearing something so cute. he used giant hands to rock your hips back and forth on his hard length, leaning down to your ear whispering about how he’s fuck you stupid while watching the lacy fabric hug your plump thighs

#cod x reader #tf 141 #141 x reader #john price #john price x reader #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #ghost mw2 #simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost x reader smut #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut #kyle garrick #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick smut #gaz x reader #gaz cod #konig modern warfare #konig mw2 #konig x reader #konig smut #konig x reader smut

[mossmx]

I don't think Uther is that bad as far as morally questionable character go, but to be fair he is one of the few I can recall that killed children first hand like nbd

(and I mean that NOT derogatory - this is a "evil fictional character are so valid" zone XD Uther stanning stronghold we might say XD)

#Pat does kill 1 children but he's very stupid about that so he doesn't count lol it was his “I'll try anything once” phase #Pennywise *does not* count because children are his food and he's not human XD #Landa doesn't count because He's too sexy #but to be fair..... #I don't really like children #so a sexy old man killing children is like ... BETTER??? #fictionally ofc XDDD #please XD #but in fiction I need less child and more old man... Uther was restoring the balance U__U #lol #people who hate on Uther are kinda weird to me #all that fuels their hate fuels my lust #like I get it #but also all that makes him sexier... #tl;dr yeah Uther killed a lot of children in genocide #and it's fascinating that that doesn't happen to me a lot in fiction!! #I like finding new patterns :D #moss text #Uther loving stronghold here!!