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Could you do future tomxtordxedd?
Sure why not, also I'm only just realizing this now that I've finished it but I should stop writing smuts that take place in red leader's office, I don't know why it's like my brain's go to every time he's mentioned (nsft past this ploint proceed at your own risk)
Edd scoffed, leaning back "you're kidding." It was an accusation, not a guess. "Why in the world would I ever want to stay with you?" "Because it's that or prison, Edd."
He sounded frustrated, and desperate "I just- I don't understand why we even have to have this debate" the norsk opened his hands, but Edd just rolled his eyes "You're too dangerous to let go, you know that, but please don't make me lock you up. You could rule with me, by my side, imagine the power you'd have, don't you want that?"
"No, Tord... I don't" He looked away, crossing his arms tight over his chest. He didn't even want to make eye contact with Tom. Edd thought he had been killed when he was captured, but he was just like his secretary or something?? Is that what Tord wanted him to do too?
He just didn't understand why Tom wouldn't try to find a way to contact him, or escape, just anything. Tord sighed, putting his hands together again and sitting back in his seat. "Please don't be like this, what can I do to convince you? You can have all the cola you want, you don't have to participate in any of the army stuff if you don't want to"
Edd glared at the ground, no longer really crossing his arms but hugging himself now. Tord was obviously beginning to get frustrated looking at Tom as if asking if he knew what to do. So finally, the tallest of the three did speak up "Ringo can come, and she'll be kept completely safe" "of course! I would never let anything happen to her-"
"I don't want her anywhere near you! She's not coming, and neither am I." Tord threw his arms up "you would rather go to prison than have to work with me!? Even if it meant you could live like a king, you don't care??" Edd felt tears starting to well up in his eyes, quickly squeezing them shut and shaking his head.
Tom seemed to wilt slightly at this, frowning softly and taking a few steps toward Edd and gently putting a hand on his shoulder "hey-" "I just- I don't understand how you can expect me to after everything" his voice cracked slightly. Even after all this time it still felt the exact same to be comforted by Tom as it always had, and for a moment Edd totally forgot he was upset with him too.
"I know it's a lot, and I'm really sorry it has to be like this, Tord's been trying to keep you from getting hurt since he started all of this though, and you keep almost dying because you won't stop fighting back. I told him I wouldn't let him lock you up- but if it's between that or you getting killed I don't have much of a choice" he spoke softly, his voice was a little more horse than it used to be but it was always a bit raspy.
Edd huffed and leaned away from him "You never should have joined him in the first place, I wouldn't be in so much danger all the time if I wasn't alone" he retorted, sort of snapping, but he still just looked sad, and Tom couldn't bring himself to be angry.
"Edd I'm so sorry" he hugged him, which was sort of a surprise, Edd had known the other since sixth grade and could count the number of proper willing hugs from him on one hand. That could have been part of why he was so quick to melt into it, hugging back and burying his face in Tom's shoulder as he sniffled. That or the fact that it was one the first actual conversations they'd had since he left.
Tord watched in silence for another few seconds while Tom squeezed the little brit, letting him cry. "You understand that we just don't want anything bad to happen to you, will you please come with us?" He went out of his way to include Tom that time, since Edd seemed to want him back so bad.
The demon moved away from the hug only by a step so he could speak "I... I don't know..." He seemed very hesitant, but that was still much better than before, and now Tord had an idea.
He got up and came around the desk and Tom took another step back from him so he was just looking at Tord.
"Come here, how about this, ok?" He sort of guided him to stand next to his desk. Edd seemed confused, and even slightly hesitant to let Tord touch him when the man gently grabbed his arm.
At least he used his human one, Edd couldn't help but be relieved. He still wasn't used to the robot one. While he was in thought about that though, Tord simply leaned down to kiss him like it was totally normal and something they had done a million times before. It wasn't though, so obviously Edd was startled and quickly leaned back, but effectively pinned himself between Tord and the desk when the leader just took a step closer as well.
The artist's face was bright red, staring up at him confused and considerably shaken up "what are you doing??" He asked, voice cracking slightly. "Ah, perhaps I should have been more clear"
He said that, but in truth his actions were all very intentional. "If you stayed with us, you could act as our husband, and you wouldn't have to worry about anything else. That would be your job, and I'd do everything in my power, which is just about everything" there was a sort of sick twist to his grin as he said that part "to make you happy here and get you whatever you want"
He leaned in again, not kissing him but getting very close. Edd seemed very very taken back by this. He looked from Tord to Tom, who didn't seem phased. His whole face was bright red and he looked away from them. This was weird... Wrong. He shouldn't be actually considering this, not after everything.
He was just tired, that had to be it. He was so exhausted, the idea of giving in was starting to appeal to him. "You wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore, we'd take care of everything. Wouldn't it be nice to relax?" It was as if Tord had read his mind, gently taking Edd's chin and making him look into his eyes. The shorter blushed deeper, playing with his hands a bit.
"I-I mean... Of course, but I'm not sure..." He mumbled, averting his eyes. Tord smirked a bit "that's fine Edd, how about I show you what it'll be like, and then you can decide?" He placed the robot hand on Edd's hip and glanced back at Tom who nodded.
The brunette seemed a little surprised, cheeks burning deep scarlet "ah... I guess" he spoke softly and Tord grinned "fantastic" he kissed Edd again, moving his hand to cup the boys cheek which was slightly more affectionate than holding his chin.
Edd still seemed sort of hesitant, at first he did at least, though soon slowly melted into it. His lips were so soft, they tasted like cola and cherry chapstick, it was adorable and honestly Tord already wanted to bite and bruise them, but he had to be very careful with how he went about this. So he would wait.
The kiss slowly became heated, Tord pushing his tongue into the boy's mouth and tilting his head slightly as Edd grabbed the desk behind him with one hand, the other holding onto Red Leader's jacket. He was admittedly a little taken back, having thought it would be a simple kiss. He wasn't surprised though, it was Tord after all, he shouldn't have expected anything less. He was more surprised by how good he was, really, the sweet kiss almost left him light headed.
After just another moment Edd would have to pull away, taking a few shaking breaths as he looked away, face bright red. It was embarrassing how much he enjoyed that, the metal hand holding him only slightly tighter as Tord looked to Tom, nodding to the other side of the desk then turned his attention back to Edd, mumbling "come here" as he scooped him up, much to his surprise.
"Hey!-" "Relax." He set him on the desk "Just thought this would be easier if you were a little closer in height, you haven't exactly grown much since I last saw you" the norsk teased with a dark chuckle, pushing some of the papers off of his desk.
Edd blushed a bit and glared at him "well you haven't either, you just started wearing platform boots" he spat back and it actually seemed to strike a bit of a nerve, Tom trying to stifle his own laughter as he gently helped Edd slip his overcoat off.
Tord sighed, his expression of mild annoyance fading as ran his hands up under Edd's sweater, the boy flinching at the cold metal against his soft warm flesh, causing him to shiver a bit, getting goosebumps. Tom leaned in to gently kiss his neck, letting his teeth graze the skin as Edd gasped softly. He hadn't expected it but seemed absolutely fine with it, leaning back slightly to press against him a little better.
Tord watched with a little smirk, the brunette helping a bit as Tord took his sweater off as well as his shirt, just letting them fall to the floor with a soft thud. As Edd was focused on the fact that Tord was letting the robot hand fall lower, down to between his legs. But Tom took advantage of his guard being down and bit into his neck with his abnormally sharp teeth, earning a gorgeous noise that was somewhere between a squeal and a moan.
He was quick to cover his mouth, whole face bright red. Tord laughed and gently moved his hand away, Edd whining a bit. "no no" the taller spoke softly, smirking as he switched the vibrating function in his hand on, which honestly seemed to startle both the other two. He grinned proudly.
"Pretty cool yeah?" Chuckling as he rubbed and palmed Edd's number through his pants, watching him fall apart so quickly, desperately grabbing onto Tom's arms while the man continued kissing and nibbling his neck, licking the fresh bite marks as the sub gave a high pitched moan.
"Wha-what is-" he choked, looking at Tord in confusion and the man just hummed, using his other hand to unzip the boy's pants so he didn't have to stop rubbing him "yeah, made this thing myself and thought it might come in handy" he said it like it was the most simple thing in the world, slipping it into his pants to stroke his member directly, as well as turning the vibrating higher.
Edd gave a loud, broken moan and hid his face in Tord's shoulder. Tom rubbed his sides in a comforting manner as he completely slipped his bottoms off, letting them fall as well leaving the brunette naked. He seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself though, spreading his legs some and trying to rock his hips into Tord's hand as he panted and moaned.
"That's a good boy~" the younger coed as he continued to pleasure his friend, looking down at him lovingly before his eye flicked up to Tom as the man opened up his drawer, getting one of the small bottles of lube the leader kept.
Tord hummed softly and looked back to Edd "hey, I need you to tilt your hips up a bit for me kjæreste" he whispered, watching as the artist took his face from his shoulder, clearly trying to not make as much noise as he had been but Tord wasn't exactly giving him a break. He did as he was told, making it much easier for Tom to access his hole, said man opening the bottle of lubricant as they spoke. "Like that...?"
Tord nodded and kissed his head "yes that's perfect, such a good boy for me" he purred giving his member a little squeeze and turning the intensity of the vibrating up again for a good few seconds as he rubbed the tip with his thumb as a reward for being so obedient.
Edd moaned out loudly as he did, leaning back into Tom and nuzzling into his neck with a whine. He was starting to get close to his first orgasm.
Tom chuckled softly, his eye lights mostly focused on the sweet little brunette's face as it contorted in bliss while he gently pushed two of his now lubed up fingers inside of him, pressing against his walls as he slowly pumped them in and out. The cola lover gave a light gasp before biting his lip to muffle a sweet moan.
Edd was making nonstop noises, slowly increasing in volume and pitch as he continued receiving so much attention, his hips occasionally bucking or twitching, Tom adding another finger. Tord realized he was getting close, and honestly part of him was very very tempted to stop, make him beg for the right to cum, but he had to be patient. Play the long game.
This was about giving Edd exactly what he wanted and making him want to stay. So once he was more comfortable, he could indulge the part of Edd that loved being controlled and dominated, but so much had changed and even if he knew that was still what Edd wanted deep down, he didn't want to try too soon and scare him off.
So he settled for something safer and just as effective in terms of melting the sub's brain. He leaned in to kiss his cheek before nibbling his on his ear a bit, electing a soft shaking breath from Edd, then whispered "go on vakker, I know your close, be a good boy and cum for me~" the leader spoke very sweetly.
He wondered briefly in the back of his mind how many orgasms Edd could take, as well as how many it would take for him to break and want to stay. Hopefully he could find the answers to both very soon.
His words had the exact effect on Edd that he hoped they would, the boy giving a broken whine, shutting his eyes tight and melting into Tom. Tom let him, rubbing his hip sweetly while his other hand pressed into the brit's prostate with three fingers causing him to jolt and cry out as he came on Tord's hand, panting and mewling softly before being kissed again by red.
This time there was no hesitation in kissing back, holding onto his shit tighter he did, feeling the metal hand switch off and let him go. Edd panted softly as the kiss broke, again leaning back against Tom. "You ready dove?" Tom asked softly, eye lights gazing down at him as he nodded pretty quickly.
He kissed the brunette's cheek as he took his fingers back, having him spread his legs as Tord took his belt off. He dropped it and slipped his own jacket off before unzipping his black jeans and taking his already hard dick into his hand, pressing it gently against Edd's hole, watching the sub flush bright red. "Let me know if you need me to stop or slow down, ok?" He whispered softly, Edd nodding in response.
It was sort of embarrassing how quickly he'd fallen victim to their advances, he hadn't meant to at all. It had just... Been a long time since someone else had touched him, he was... Sensitive. It felt so nice, he was ashamed thinking about it, but he couldn't deny that he really really wanted this.
Tord was honestly a little bigger than Edd would've guessed, having to bite his lip a little as it was pushed inside of him, wincing quietly and trying his best to relax. It felt so good to be filled through, even with the slight stretch, he was panting and whining as it pushed deeper.
Tord didn't waste a second, he did initially push inside pretty slow but didn't even slip the whole thing in before pulling back and starting to thrust in and out of Edd, who was now moaning loudly. He would give sweet, very content sounding moans every time it was shoved back inside of him.
Tord wasn't going too fast, but was still thrusting hard, setting a nice rhythm and giving a breathy chuckle as he watched the brunette. "Awe, you like that?~" he punctuated his words with an especially hard thrust causing Edd's voice to break as he quickly nodded, tears starting to well up in his eyes.
"I told you you would," Tord grinned, going faster now as he pounded the shorter "and just look at you, such a good boy, taking it so well~" Edd gasped feeling the leader's human hand take and gently started stroking his weeping cock. He gave a broken moan, cute little dick twitching at the attention, he could feel a second climax building.
"Do you want more baby?~" the norsk purred, glancing at Tom as he did. Edd followed his look and quickly nodded, giving the soldier a pleading look. He seems hesitant though, not sure it was a good idea "I... Don't know, are you sure he can take that much?" His eye lights flicked from Tord down to Edd as he spoke.
Said man huffed softly "I can take it, please Tom?" He begged softly, and Tord was ecstatic.
This was perfect, it literally possibly couldn't be going better. He kept his overwhelming joy to himself, but was very proud of himself and his plan. Tom's face went pink as Edd spoke, the man giving him puppy dog eyes as he leaned into him a bit more. "I guess it'll be alright" he spoke sort of softly, the lights now looking to the side.
"Fantastic" Tord smiled and started thrust again without any kind of warning, making Edd nearly jump out of his skin, surprised moan getting caught in his throat.
Edd could feel his climax rapidly approaching a second time, moaning and whimpering loudly as he was fucked. He could hear Tom fiddling with his jeans behind him as he got his dick out. "I-I'm-" was all he managed to mumble before he came, whining and squeezing his eyes shut tight. Tord didn't give him a break to catch his breath, if anything it felt like he was purposely pushing it deeper.
That wasn't going to be allowed at all once Edd agreed to stay, cumming without permission, but there was time for that later. You have to earn something before you can be in charge of it after all.
Now lubed up Tom grabbed Edd by the hips and positioned himself to start slowly pushing in. Tord did stop to let him, the shortest of the three panting heavily. Tom was even bigger than Tord was, both of them at once left him dizzy as it slowly pressed inside.
It honestly hurt a lot, Edd sort of wiggled as he tried to adjust. Tom very sweetly and gently kissed their sub's neck as he pushed deeper, he whispered "stay still for me Eddie..." The way the brunette squeezed around him was so fantastic.
Finally they were both completely inside of him and it felt so fantastic, it was by far the most he had ever taken at once and it definitely kind of hurt, but he felt so unbelievably stuffed and Tom was pressed right into his prostate. He couldn't even think, just whimpering and panting, giving quiet moans.
Once he was adjusted enough Tord started moving and Tom followed. It was a really weird sensation at first because it was almost impossible to get used to, Tord went right back to plowing him, even harder than before even. Tom on the other hand started fairly slowly, giving long thrusts to give Edd lots of time to adjust to his length.
The artist let his head fall back as he cried out, moaning loudly and arching his back slightly. Tord pushed his legs a bit further, holding the underside of his thighs as he pounded the shorter man who was sobbing at this point just giving little strings of incoherent nonsense and please for more. Tord had been close before but had to stop to let Tom in safely, it only took moments for his climax to build back up, panting as he thrusted, watching Edd melt for them.
It was perfect, he leaned a bit with a wide smirk on his face "you could... feel this good whenever you want," it was a little hard for him to keep a steady voice as he spoke "We'd take such good care of you, just say you wanna stay~" he instructed sweetly, Edd giving a desperate little whine.
"That's a good boy, go ahead and say it. You wanna stay here and be our cute little husband to fuck and use?~" Edd nodded quickly, mumbling "m-mhm!~ I do!~" he moaned sweetly, it was all he could muster.
"Good boy~" Tord grinned, pushing as deep as he could before cumming inside of him, Edd screaming as he was filled, Tom getting hard and faster all the while, he was getting closer to another orgasm himself by the second.
Tom felt a little weird about Tord getting Edd to agree to stay like this, he very obviously wasn't thinking clearly, but he didn't say anything. They could talk about it later.
Edd came again, starting to feel the overstimulation as they continued, starting to feel the dull pain in his hips. They pumped a few more rounds into him, just going until he said he couldn't take any more.
So, Tord had Tom help clean him up, being very gentle with him before calling somebody to come clean up the office. In the meantime they took Edd to their room. Tord has his own bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen that was connected to his office. Tom had his own room that was much nicer than the other soldiers' rooms but it was only a bedroom, and he spent most of his time in Tord's anyway.
They all got comfortable and cuddled up in the large comfortable bed in Tord's room, Edd passing out almost immediately in the warm comfortable embrace of his wonderful lovers, the other two soon to follow.
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hii!! I just came across this blog and it seems too innocent… could u do the main 4 and what they do when they’re topping Y/N?
Okay, this is not a drill, the first NSFW ask for the blog. Everything is under read more, and if you’re at all uncomfortable with sexual situations I recommend you don’t read this one. I made myself embarrassed writing this one, so I hope you enjoy it you nasties <3
TW: N$FW topics (obviously), degrading language, cussing, dirty talk, marking
Side note: I do not mention the reader's genitals, but they are the one getting penetrated. I tried to keep it as gender neutral as possible.
Edd:
He’s a very giving partner in the bedroom. All you have to do is beg him once and he’s ready to go. If you’d let him, he could spend hours between your legs. He especially loves it when his partner sits on his face but that’s a topic for another day. Edd’s a sucker for thighs and loves burying his tongue between your legs. Will use his arms to hold your thighs down on his shoulders while he goes down on you. Don’t be surprised that he won’t stop talking during sex either, he gets so giggly when you’re desperate for him. Don't mistake his playfulness though, he's still the biggest tease. You could be teetering on the brink of orgasm, and he'll pull away to taunt you. "Hmm? Does that feel good? Yeah~? Ohhh I know it does, how could I not~? You sound absolutely filthy under my tongue."
He is the biggest tease on the planet. Lord help anyone who lets him top them. His favorite thing to do is to tease you with just the tip. Edd’s biggest fantasy is fucking his partner with just the tip so that you’re both being edged. He won’t be satisfied until you’re both squirming and barely able to form a coherent thought. He could go on like that for hours if he really wanted to, but he’s really weak when it comes to his partner’s needs. He tries to continue to praise you the whole time but can’t get the words out right as he’s stuttering over his own moans as he gets closer to cumming. "Right there? Mmm~ You like it, right here?" He's also likely to just blurt out a long string of "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you" until it's completely nonsensical babbling.
Matt:
Usually, if you can get him to top, he’s more of a service top. Matt is very receptive to his partner's commands. Constantly asking “Is this good enough?” or he’s begging you to fuck his face. If he notices you’re not giving him the praise he wants, he will get way too into it. He’s also very messy when he’s giving head. I’m talking about your sex and thighs being covered in his spit when he’s done with you. Matt easily comes undone while going down on you too. He'll gladly finish himself off while squirming against the sheets. It's almost as if getting you off strokes his ego enough for him to cum with his mouth against your heat.
If you really want Matt to take a more dominant role though, you’re going to have to bruise his ego. Needless to say, that’s easier said than done. But if you start degrading him when you’re getting intimate, he’ll cave pretty easily. Loves to have his partner spread out wide in his lap, both their thighs on either side of his own. It gives him the best view as he fucks up into your hole in front of the mirror. Will hold your chin and force you to watch him as he whispers filthy words in your ear. It’s obvious Matt’s still vying for your praise though. “Look at how good you look with me stuffed inside of you~” “Come on, lovely~ Tell me how good it feels.” “Where’s that cockiness now, huh?” “No one can fuck you like I can, right angel~?”
Tom:
You know what they say about bassists? Yeah, Tom is a God with his hands. He’ll spend however long you want him to worship your body with his rough hands. He’s very fluid with his movements and knows just how firmly to press into your more sensitive areas. If you’d rather he lavish you with his tongue, he’s happy to provide. Remember how I mentioned he got his tongue split? Yeah, I’ll just leave you with that image.
He’s a biter. Most of the time he’ll leave the hoodie on during sex, so that way he has something to bite down on during sex. He does enjoy marking his partner, but he knows he can get carried away. That asshole will leave bite marks in not subtle places if you let him, and he will look so smug about it. Tom’s also a drooler. It does not matter who is topping, Tom will start drooling the closer he gets to cumming. Just imagine it, Tom fucking you into the mattress with his hoodie bunched up between his teeth to hide the absolutely filthy moans and growls spilling from his lips. He also gets really possessive when he's topping. If he's not biting down on you or something else, he'll growl out his words through gritted teeth. "ohhhh fuck- yeah you take me so good~" "Shit-! You keep on acting like that baby and I might just have to make sure everyone knows who you belong to." "That's right baby, let it out~ Taking this cock so well, fuuuuck yeah~"
Tord:
He is mean in the bedroom, both towards his partner and slightly to himself. Loves overstimulation. He likes to keep track of how many times he makes you cum and will try to top it every session. He doesn’t want to stop until you’re trembling and begging him to stop. Safe words are especially important with this guy. Tord really loves it if you’re the type to cry from overstimulation. He's also got a filthy mouth on him! His praise can border on degrading. “Calling it quits already darling~? How pathetic. I know you can do better than that.” “I’m hearing a lot of ‘please’s and not one time have you used the safe word. Don’t tell me you’re to cock drunk to remember it~”
He is likely to keep going even after he has had his fill. Loves to see his own cum frothing around his cock from his brutal pace. Towards the beginning of sex, Tord is usually so adept with his movements. The longer he goes on he will slowly lose himself to the feeling. Growls and groans descending into whimpers and whines as he grinds his overstimulated cock into your hole. I am so sorry, but this guy definitely does the ahegao face each time he climaxes, and it gets progressively more intense each time. By his fourth orgasm, he cannot even form a coherent string of words, eyes crossed and red-faced.
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ask-dan · 2 years
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((Had to post these as links but ye Edd celebrations ♡
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amanda-eddsworld-au · 2 months
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guess who lost againnnn 😝
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eddswrold-fandicc · 2 years
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MattTord Smut
Vampire Matt
It was nighttime, Halloween night. The boys were sitting in the living room, eating popcorn and telling scary stories.
"Oh! Oh! I got one!" Matt raised his hand in excitement.
"Okay, Matt. But if this one isn't scary, then I'm putting spiders up your ass while you're sleeping tonight," Tom shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
"No, this one is REALLY scary!"
Tord's Norwegian accent broke through, "Okay, then start."
"Okay, Okay. Once upon a time..."
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Two men sat on an empty train, riding through the night. They had nothing to do with each other, just two people taking the train.
One man wore a black trench coat. He had light brown hair, and a nice jawline. He kept his gaze low and out the window, looking at the dark forest. He was on a mission, a secret mission. Though he worked in the army, his secret identity was a vampire hunter. He had been hearing rumors of people mysteriously disappearing on this very train, so he decided to check it out.
The other man wore a black tuxedo. He had bright ginger hair, and a pale face. He kept his gaze on the other man. He controlled this train, using it to catch his prey. The ginger man could feel his fangs poking out as he was getting hungrier.
He made his move. The pale ginger stood from his seat, making his way, and sitting beside the mysterious man who kept to himself. He was uncomfortably close.
"Hello, good mate! My name is Matt," the ginger left his hand out for a proper greeting.
The nameless man took his hand, firmly shaking it. He noted how cold the hand was, "Tord. How are you?"
"Doing good, Tord. Feeling a little hungry. Might I ask, do you have a family or a special someone?" Matt beamed innocently. But he wasn't completely pulling through.
Tord narrowed his eyes, feeling as if he's got his target. He casually reached his hand in his pocket, grabbing a knife coated in garlic.
"I have a special someone, yes. But not a family."
"Aww, that sucks!" Matt chuckled.
"Why?" Tord tightened his grip, ready to pull out his garlic knife.
"Because," Matt smiled widely, showing the large pointed canines, "It sucks that you'll never see him again."
Matt lunged forward, hissing as he went for Tord's neck.
Tord pulled out his knife, only to drop it from the garlic being so slippery. He felt the fangs pierce his neck. He made a noise of pain, letting it ripple through the train cart. Tord wiped his garlic fingers on the vampire's face, causing him to trample back.
"Gah, ouch! It burns!" Matt held his face where a burn mark could be seen.
He looked at Tord, anger setting in.
"That's it, buddy."
Tord quickly stood, holding his ground as the vampire lunged at him again. The two men wrestled for dominance, and whoever subbed lost their life.
Tord kicked the back of Matt's knees, sending him to the ground, and pinning his hands above his head. He sat on top of him, keeping the vampire to the ground of the moving train.
Matt thrashed around, trying to get his hunter off of him. Eventually giving out, running out of breath, he looked at Tord. He really looked at him this time, instead of looking at him like a meal.
He noticed Tord's chiseled features. The way Tord glared down at him, and the way he pinned him down.
Matt's pale face turned pink.
Tord furrowed his brows, "What? Can't take it anymore?"
Matt stayed silent.
Tord looked at their surroundings, looking for his weapon. A noticeable twitch was felt underneath him, making him look back at the vampire.
"Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?" His accent was thick, like a musical note. Despite the hate in it.
"Sorry, mate. This has never happened before." Matt smirked, gaining his confidence back. He looked the Norwegian up and down, looking hungry for something else now.
"You're. Gross." Tord tightened his grip, not letting Matt's erection get to him. He reached for his knife.
The ginger vampire took action, rolling the two over and pinning Tord to the ground. He used one hand to hold the weaponized hands above the head, and used his other cold hand to free roam.
Tord growled at the sudden defeat.
Matt smiled, his eyelids dropping low and seductive, "We don't need that now, do we, pretty boy~?"
He took the knife from Tord's grip and tossed it aside, not letting the garlic burn bother him. He let his free hand caress Tord's hard jawline, trailing down to his neck, and eventually to his chest.
"Let's make a deal, hmm?"
"I'm not making a deal with you, vampire!" Tord spat, trying to break Matt's cold iron grip.
Matt trailed his hand back to Tord's neck, wrapping his fingers around it. He leaned in close, sharing breaths. "Then I guess you'll be my dinner," Matt licked Tord's lips.
Tord closes his eyes tightly, trying not to let the beast seduce him. He bets Matt has a seduction power or something. Another lick was felt on Tord, but this time on his bite mark. It was really getting to him, having his neck be a sensitive area.
He growled, "What the hell do you want, beast?!"
"Easy," Matt spoke in a low, seductive tone, "I want to suck your dick."
Tord's eyes widened and a blush spread across his face. Now, he'd rather become dinner.
"You pervy monster, let go of me!" He jerked his body, once again trying to break free. A cold hand wrapped tightly around his neck, closing his airways. Tears pricked at the corners of Tord's eyes.
"Let's make a deal, little slayer," Matt loosened his grip a little when he noticed Tord's lips going off color. "Let me indulge you with my sexiness, or you indulge me with dinner."
The boy choked out a 'fine' with a thousand year glare. The pale vamp had seen that glare before, years ago before he took someone's life with the same deal. He wasn't going to do it to this young man, though. He thought he'd let him go back to whoever cared about him.
Matt took his cold hand off of Tord's throat and immediately pulled out his cock. It was just as pale as him. The only color it had to it was the slight shade of pink at the tip. He'd have to sort put his sexual frustrations soon.
"Suck," Matt ordered.
"What?"
"You suck, or I suck." Matt was implementing death or sex at this point. He made it easier for Tord and got off his chest, sitting beside him.
Tord took the cock in his hand. It was cold. He looked up at the vampire, noting that he liked the warmth of his hand. Tord's warm hand started stroking. Sighs and relaxed breathing were heard from Matt.
Another level of warmth was felt on the cold cock. Lips were wrapped around it, and warm hands were groping balls. Matt let his head fall back, fluttering his eyes shut as pleasure engulfed him.
Tord, on the other hand, was starting to enjoy this as well. He enjoyed the coldness of Matt's cock for some reason. It was soothing to him. He left the cold hands tangle in his hair, holding his head still as Matt slowly fucked his mouth. He softly moaned and groped himself through his pants.
Matt picked up the pace, groaning and whimpering. God, he just wanted to cum. It's been a couple hundred years since anything like this has happened. Maybe he could make an ongoing deal with this hunter.
The vampire's body started to shake. Not from it being deadly cold, but because he was about to cum. The hunter taking his cock sucked harder.
With one last thrust hitting the back of Tord's throat, he tasted the saltiness of cum filling his mouth. It was surprisingly warm. His hair was in massive tangles from the cold fingers gripping him.
Matt groaned and panted, pulling out of his hunter's mouth and fully sitting down to take a breather. He looked at Tord weakly and smiled, "Thanks for that, mate. It's been a while."
Tord hummed in response, wiping his mouth and adjusting his own raging stiffy.
"What do you say about an ongoing deal?" Matt put his own cock away, immediately shifting back into a serious mode.
Tord looked at him as he picked up his garlic knife and putting it in his pocket, "What kind of deal?"
"How about you do your wonderful works with me, and I only kill as minimal as possible to survive."
"How much is the minimum?" Tord squinted his eyes. This vampire has been the major hunt of centuries, killing thousands of innocent people for food. And yet, nobody could beat him. So maybe this deal could do something.
"In order for us vampires to survive, we have to consume about 5-10 bodies a month. I'll stop killing hundreds of people if you meet me and suck me off at least every other week." Matt looked at his nails, making sure to admire them before looking at Tord.
Tord thought for a moment. He didn't want to be a cheater with his current lover, "How about this?"
Matt looked at him with a perked brow. He never thought someone would try to overpower him.
Tord continued, "I don't want to sneak off and cheat on my current lover. So instead of me sneaking off to come find you, how about you come to our home and have fun with both of us?"
Stars twinkled in the vampire's eyes. What a negotiation to immediately agree on. Maybe, maybe they could become a poly relationship-
"But you also have to hide that you're a vampire, for as long as you can." Tord finished.
"Deal. I'll try my best. What's your address, how can I contact you?" Matt stumbled with questions. He was desperate for food, but even more desperate with his sexual health.
Tord wrote down his contacts before heading off, sending Matt a wave before exiting the train. He'd have to go home and talk with his own lover.
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Matt proudly finished his story, looking at the others for praise.
But everybody had different faces, mostly faced of confusion and horror.
"Oh, it worked! You're all scared!" Matt stimmed his hands as he cheered himself.
Edd spoke first, "Who's the vampire hunter's lover in this story?"
"Tom."
Edd started to cry of laughter, choking and coughing over his own breaths. He looked over to Tom, who was bottoming up on half a bottle of alcohol.
"Is this..." Tord cleared his throat, "Is this just a way of saying you want to fuck me?"
Panic immediately settled in Matt's stomach, realizing what he had said, "W-What? No! Of course not!"
"I think it does, Matt. What do you think, Edd?" Tom teased.
Edd was too busy laughing to respond.
Tord blushed, looking away, "Okay, then."
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bithchdisorder3d · 1 month
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my old account i was more active on got banned 🫠
stats
hw/sw: 299.1
cw: 276.5 (4/19/24)
lw: 274.6
gw 1: 280
gw 2: 255
gw 3: 230
gw 4: 205
gw: 5: 180
gw 6: 155
gw 7: 130
ugw: 100-105
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sillyfudgemonkeys · 3 months
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Me: *talking about the older Disney Princess movies and how I'm re-watching them* Someone: Oh yeah, but man those older ones, the OG 3? They were horrible representation for wom- Me:
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Me: Speak not another word, lest we get thrusted back into the good year of 2014. This is why Frozen gagged y'all, cause people had that antiquated and twisted mindset of something that doesn't exist.
#we do NOT disrespect Snow White Cindy nor Aurora in my house#silly talks#SW and Cindy were parental abuse victims who still fought back and survived in their own way#and one was fucking 14 christ all mighty#and Cindy was so freaking proactive its crazy#i love the live action disney cindy but og animated cindy was just as good#they had a slightly different focus and messages but they both executed their own stuff (and shared stuff) very well#and aurora is just existing and y'all wanna drag her man#btw I love frozen and F1 is one of my top fav disney movies#but when you watch it and remember the bs mindset people had of the older disney princess during the 2010s-ish era....#....well F1's writing is elevated a lot more!#It's playing into and subverting the twisted expectation people had of the older gens and the creators/Hans trolled y'all#I was not expecting this to happen in an irl convo I was not expecting to be thrusted back into 2014 TT0TT#(btw I say this knowing I also accidentally bought into/entertained that weird mindset for a minute....#.....i was a teen and thought the headcanon/aus of 'making childhood thing actually twisted' was fun uwu#like ed edd and eddie is actually taking place in purgatory or whatever#do I really believe it? no. did I find it interesting/entertaining to explore that idea? yea#i firmly don't believe Beauty and the Beast is stockholm syndrome.....but did I find it interesting to hear about it the first time? yeah#so yeah when I bring up F1 gagging people I look at it fondly cause I was also invested in that crowed too! ...I wasn't as antagonistic#about it as some people but I did explore those ideas cause I found them fun)#anyway off topic we did Herc and Mulan last night (probs my fav disney movies besides F1 and Lion King 2)
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postsofbabel · 6 months
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cottondietsblog · 3 months
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👾Introducing me👾
TW: edd topics
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👾weight👾
👾SW: 131lb
👾CW: 121.6
👾CGW: 120lb
👾UGW: 100lb
👾UGW #2: 90lb
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👾about me👾
I had a old account that got banned
I at one point weighted 173lb
I’ve tried recovering but I have relapsed
I have 4 dogs
My family knows about my edd
I have bipolar disorder
I 🍃 a lot
I support recovery 
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Idfk if fic requests are still open lmao, but I've been kinda into transmasc Edd lately and maybe Tord can affirm him by calling him "my handsome man" while making love to him 🥺
Sure! I love this, sweet affectionate sex is underrated I think (nsft past this point proceed at your own risk)
So in all seriousness this might not be the best call, it's been said a million times that banging your friends only complicates things and makes it awkward. But Tord was really convinced that he and Edd were different, and that it would be fine. They had done everything together since they were little kids, so why not this too.
They were both a little drunk, which definitely helped move things along, and he couldn't stand seeing Edd all needy and squirmy with nothing to help him, he was terrible at hiding it especially while he was tipsy. So that's how they got from being in the living room watching a movie with the others and sharing a bottle of vodka to Tord's bed.
In all honesty he was a little surprised Edd was so willing, he knew he had issues with his body, especially the parts that are for sex, and had expressed before to Tord that he felt like it made it really hard for him to have a good sexual experience and made him really hesitant to that stuff.
He felt sort of special, like Edd trusted him. It made perfect sense to him, maybe the whole reason he was so hesitant with everyone else is because he didn't know if he could be comfortable around them, but he knew he'd be safe with Tord.
He had Edd properly wrap his legs around his waist, trailing his hands up his thighs slowly tenderly, absolutely relishing in the sweet little moan the brunette gave into the kiss. Was it bad to say he had wanted this for a while? To be able to hold the little brit like this and hear his little noises, it was wonderful.
He felt a hand tangle into his hair, very gently pulling him closer as Edd kissed him deeper. He seemed so desperate, his other arm wrapped around Tord's neck. The kiss broke and he took a few breaths, not letting go. "P... Please, Tord... I want it so bad" he seemed embarrassed, but more desperate than anything.
Clearly he didn't want to wait, even if they had just started. The norsk just stared for a moment, enjoying his red, bashful expression in the dim light before nodding "don't worry, I'll take care of you" he was taking Edd's pants off as they spoke, dropping them off the side of the bed.
He didn't waste any time getting his tops off too, running his hands up the brunettes now bare sides and watching the way she shuddered slightly. "So handsome..." He mumbled leaning down to kiss his neck, slipping his boxers off finally.
The boy bit his lips and spread his legs, he was soaked already. Tord's heart skipped a beat and he gave a little breath. It wasn't fair to make him wait any longer, but he loved watching him like this. He pulled his own shirt off, and took off his pants with one hand while he opened the drawer and fished out a condom with the other. Even if Edd had been on testosterone for a while now and wasn't ovulating anymore, better safe than sorry. Tord figured at least. It was a bright cherry red, that was the only kind he bought.
Edd was wiggling impatiently, watching closely as Tord removed his boxers. If he was sober he would have been more embarrassed about staring like that, but it didn't even cross his mind. He's seen Tord's dick a few times, it happens when you know someone as long as he's known Tord, walking in on each other, skinny dipping, they do a lot of dangerous stuff in which clothes get ripped.
"would you put this on for me?" He was snapped from his thoughts by Tord handing him the condom with a little smirk, blushing a little more, he nodded quickly. He took it and sat up a little, Tord sitting back a bit on his knees with a soft smile. There was something weirdly intimate about the way he gently rolled it on, biting his soft pink lips before giving a little breath as he was done, looking up at Tord for confirmation that he'd done well.
The norsk chuckled softly and kissed his cheek, mumbling "good boy" before gently kissing him again. Edd kissed back right away, whimpering softly into it and pressing a little closer to his lover.
Eager to continue, while also not wanting to move away, Tord gently had Edd spread his legs, the other hand holding his hip. He just pushed into him in the position they were in. The brunette moaned sweetly into the kiss and held him tighter.
The taller started moving his hips slowly at first, the kiss breaking with a huff and he pushed Edd to properly lay down. He watched him, mumbling "so perfect, Eddy" he began speeding up and getting harder, Edd moaning and whining more, his chest rising and falling quickly. "My handsome man" he rubbed his hip.
His partner melted so much at all the praise, just softly begging him not to stop and to keep fucking him, wrapping his legs around Tord's waist. The norsk took it as a sign to go harder for him, electing a cry of pleasure from his partner. The brunette was twitching and gasping as he was fucked, not clear minded enough to think to be quiet.
Even if he had been sober, Tord was just slipping him further and further into sub space and that made it terribly difficult for him to think clearly. He couldn't think about Tom and Matt, or anyone really other than how good it felt, how good Tord was making him feel.
Tord was panting softly as he thrusted, one hand on Edd's hip and the other gripping the blanket as he thrust into his friend's perfect tight pussy. It really was so tight around him, he was practically drooling, getting harder and harder without even realizing at first. He only realized what it was he was doing when he heard Edd screaming.
He seemed like he was absolutely on cloud nine, back arched slightly as he held the blankets desperately, drooling a bit "f-fuck- Tord!~" he let his head fall back, moaning out loudly. Tord felt himself blushing deeply watching him, the room full of his noises, and the sounds of skin against skin.
It was a slight struggle to keep his eyes open but it was so worth it, watching Edd writhe in pleasure, the pleasure that Tord was providing him. Absolutely fucking magnificent. He held onto Edd's hips with both hands now, keeping him in place so he could be a bit more precise.
The shorter man panted and drooled, giving little broken moans "T-tord, oh my god" he let his head fall back, moaning loudly "It feels s-soo good- ah!~" he was trying to push his hips forward as if that would help him feel it deeper, biting his lips and giving little moans.
He was starting to get close, and he didn't even say anything, but it was like Tord knew somehow. He let one hip go and instead used the hand to very gently stroke his little clit while thrusting, it was plenty erect already by now after all. His lover nearly screamed, hips jerking slightly as he arched his back, whining and crying.
He came hard, squeezing even more around the norsk's cock as he held the blankets for dear life. "O-oh god" he breathed out, letting his eyes flutter shut as Tord stopped for a moment, his hips stuttering as he came as well, panting and filling up the condom.
They just stayed out for a second, he couldn't have pulled out even if he wanted to, Edd still hadn't taken his legs from around his hips. Seemed he liked him being so close. So Tord leaned in and gently kissed him, the brunette just giving a soft hum and very carefully and sweetly wrapping his arms around his neck.
Everything was so sweet and soft and warm for the time being, he moved away slowly, kissing his cheek and jaw instead "you did so well Eddy, such a good boy, my handsome man" he coed watching the smaller blush, looking up at him. He slowly pulled out, Edd letting his legs fall against the bed.
He took the condom off and just threw it away, laying down and wrapping his arms around Edd when he shuffled closer. This was fantastic, if Tord could pick a single moment in his life to pause time and live in it forever it would have been right now. He ran his fingers through the boy's hair, Edd's head tucked just under his own, chin resting on Tord's shoulder.
"Du er så kjekk, kjære" he whispered, kissing his forehead sweetly. Edd didn't know what he said, but it didn't matter. He just gazed up at him like he was the only thing in the world. They both fell asleep like that, naked and tangled together under the wonderful blankets.
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ew-headyhearts · 10 months
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i am so sorry for asking this but can we pls get some more nsfw headcanons?&2&1&/ AHHH SORRY
Okay, let me preface this by saying this, I wrote these head canons while extremely high and I've been sitting on these bad boys for a while now. Forgive me if they're a little incoherent but I figured this was the best ask to share them with. Please mind the tags. If you're uncomfortable with anything skip this one.
TW: N$FW Topics, Tord being fucking nasty, everyone just being nasty, sex toys, edging, just the tip, biting, praise, strap-ons, messy sex, questionable use of pillows, stealing clothes, using said clothes in questionable ways, VERY questionable fantasies, "onii-chan", again Tord's fucking nasty, Who needs that many dildos ever?, NO BETA READ, EVEN THE TAGS AREN'T SAFE, Squid's a mess right now, Don't do drugs, unless it's legal for you like me
Edd
Chronic pillow humper. He has cum on the sheet's multiple times, but dont worry he cleans it all up very well.
Service top and much prefers giving. Man's gives great head and he knows it.
A huge fan of clothes on sex.
Praise kink, did I mention the praise kink? He talks so much during sex. It's either he's talking about how good you are or he's describing in massive detail every little thing hes doing to your body. It doesn't even get better when he's going down on you.
A massive tease. He can spend hours just fucking you with the tip, it makes it so much more enjoyable for him. Loves edging so much, like one of his favorite things is edging you both together and see who gets so desperate that they are practically drooling and barely able to form a thought.
Did I mention the guided masturbation? He loves seeing his partner get off while he whispers right in their ear how to do it. And trust me, he pays extra close attention he knows nearly all of your sweet spots and he's going to abuse that information.
Matt
Likes to use a vibrator against his cock.
Total voyer and Def makes a show out of you watching him tease himself.
Also produces a lot of precum it WILL get everywhere.
Much prefers bottoming.
His absolute favorite is to ride you/your strap and look up into a mirror on the ceiling (becausd of course he has one). Then he can look at both of your pretty faces.
He's a total biter, the vampire episode just awakened it in him.
Pin him to the wall, it doesn't matter if you're way shroter than him. He will quite literally drop go his knees in front of you if you do so.
The few times he does top he's still so submissive. Seeks out praise so much.
The ONLY way to get him to take a dominant roll is to bruise his ego, which takes quite a bit of effort.
Tom
Has one of those clear ice pocket pussies.
He likes to masturbate in the shower. Says it makes clean up quicker, but in reality, it's just because the water usually drowns out his moans.
Also a fan of fantasy toys, though he's mostly interested in having those absolutely absurd dildos. Has more than enough dildos that it's considered illegal in Texas
Tom's a growler and does enjoy the occasional primal play.
Chaotic switch. Does not care who is getting stuffed. In fact, he really loves it if his partner would switch mid-sex. He's much more pliant if you do so.
Masturbates in the hoodie and would not complain if you did too.
Mutual masturbation, he is so weak for it.
Loves bondage on his partner, but don't ever tie him up. It's actually a trigger for him and that's not going to be fun for anyone.
Also a total drooler as he gets closer to cumming. Doesn't matter if he's topping or bottoming, there will be drool and it will be messy.
Tord
Has a "just the tip" fantasy. He thinks he's improved every time but like- it takes 3 minutes of him just thrusting the head in before he's going absolutely rabid wanting to fuck you deeper. He likes edging himself using his partner's hole.
Will steal your underwear. He's fucking NASTY and uses it to jerk it. He might just wash them before returning them. Emphasis on might, he's nasty and probably gets off to the fact that he's came in your clothing multiple times.
Does not want to stop until either one if you is so overstimulated and fuckdrunk.
I feel like he would have a fantasy where you call him "onni-chan"
Will buy you sex toys, but most of the time they're just tentacles. If you let him though, he'd love to make you one of his own. Don't give him that power. He'll make a secret remote to use anytime he's bored.
Will nut the second you come out in cosplay, or just dress up vaguely like one of those anime girls. Doesn't matter your gender, he goes nuts for miniskirts and thigh highs.
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cupidflora · 3 months
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・゚:* My Stats ゚: *✧
Sw: 89kg
Cw: 83kg
Gw: 75kg
Gw2: 65kg
Ugw: 60kg
I don‘t promote ed behavior, it’s just a account for me. stay safe <3
#sk1nny #d1et #ana trigger #ed vent #low cal restriction #f@t #@nor3xia #low cal meal #4n4blr #34t1ng d1s0rd3r #@tw edd #ed relapse #th1nspo #⭐️rve
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ghostlynimbus · 1 year
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WIP List
Felt like posting an updated WIP List in anticipation of hopefully being up for working on fic again.
It's long lmao so going to put it under a read more.
Organized alphabetically by fandom, then ship, then working title. Feel free to ask questions if you want. <3
Dimensional Collision (C: It/ST, Multi)
Mass Relocation (C: It/ST, Multi)
Apocalypse AU (It, ?)
Roadtrip AU (It, ?)
Twilight AU (It, ?)
Party Fic (It, Multi)
Powers AU (It, Multi)
Soulpet AU (It, Multi)
Poly Losers' Christmas (It, Poly Losers)
The Many Boyfriends of Beverly Marsh (It, Poly Losers)
A Cup Full of Love (It, Richie/Eddie)
ASMR AU (It, Richie/Eddie)
Divorce Fic (It, Richie/Eddie)
Heatmatch (It, Richie/Eddie)
I Don't Know You Yet (It, Richie/Eddie)
Pack Fic (It, Richie/Eddie)
Single Father AU (It, Richie/Eddie)
Stripper Eddie (It, Richie/Eddie)
Transfemme Richie (It, Richie/Eddie)
Transmasc Richie (It, Richie/Eddie)
Universe Swap / One Sided ABO (It, Richie/Eddie)
What Are You Doing Step-Bro? (It, Richie/Eddie)
What The Fuck Is An Omega? (It, Richie/Eddie)
Wife Swap AU (It, Richie/Eddie)
All I Want (It, Stan/Richie/Eddie)
And They Were Both Subs (It, Stan/Richie/Eddie)
A Cinderella Story AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
A Place To Belong (Alpha Billy V.) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
A Place To Belong (Omega Billy V.) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
A Prince And His Knight (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Ace O! Billy (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Android Steve (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Away We Go AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
B&B AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Baby It's Cold Outside (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Billy with Food Issues (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Chrissy's Dog (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Cinderella AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Cinnamon Spice (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Courting the King (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Daycare Steve AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Discount Dog (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Fake Dating (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
fem!Steve (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Foster Siblings AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Ghost Barb (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Hawkins Home For Terminal Youth (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Hercules AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Hidden Hawkins (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Holiday at the Harrington's (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Homecooked (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
How To Build A Family (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
I Could Be The Father (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Incubus Steve (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
It's Not Gay To Enjoy A Blowjob (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
It's Not The Sky I'm Asking For (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Knot For Hire (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Love & Monsters AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Mermaid AU (Billy Version) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Mermaid AU (Steve Version) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
o!sw!Billy (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Older Brother AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Outpost AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Roadtrip AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Singer Billy AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Singer Steve AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Soulmate AU (Name Tattoos) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Steve Gets Hurt (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Steve's Sisters (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Stranded AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Strip Club AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Synesthesia Billy (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Teacher Steve (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Teen Dad Steve (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
The Jacket (Smutty V.) (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
The Plan (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
The Spy Who Dumped Me AU (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Unaccompanied Minors (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
What Is Wrong With You, Pretty Boy (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Words Unspoken (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Your History On My Skin (Stranger Things, Billy/Steve)
Kind Of Feral A/B/O AU (Stranger Things, Chrissy/Eddie)
Omega/Omega Fic (Stranger Things, Chrissy/Eddie)
Rapunzel AU (Stranger Things, Chrissy/Eddie)
There's A Rumor Going 'Round (Stranger Things, Chrissy/Eddie)
Cozy Cunningharringroveson (Stranger Things, Eddie/Chrissy/Billy/Steve)
Party Games (Stranger Things, Eddie/Chrissy/Billy/Steve)
My Little Monster (Stranger Things, Max & Billy)
Beetlejuice AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Breakfast Club AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Camp Upside-Down (Stranger Things, Multi)
Dom/Sub AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Faculty AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Soulpet AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Superhero AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Supernatural AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
Wings AU (Stranger Things, Multi)
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enigma-absolute · 1 year
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I posted 12,869 times in 2022
(Nice.)
That's 5,260 more posts than 2021!
84 posts created (1%)
12,785 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@theboxfort
@artimies6
@oleander-and-honey
@shenzi-hemlock
@milkygastrobones
I tagged 10,523 of my posts in 2022
Only 18% of my posts had no tags
#pma - 595 posts
#long post - 383 posts
#eddsworld - 355 posts
#world heritage post - 337 posts
#aesthetic - 333 posts
#life ref - 314 posts
#the write ref - 312 posts
#xd - 302 posts
#art ref - 261 posts
#remember remember - 255 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#god the years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and t
yeah, but they sure don’t stop
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
So you know how in Fun Dead, Edd has a keychain made from a cola can tab?
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So I posit that Ell has earrings out of them too! And I made these!
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31 notes - Posted March 9, 2022
#4
So I had a convo with @mxttellion about Pat headcanons and it basically boiled down to this.
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Listen, his bangs aren’t chicken-wing shaped. They’re 90’s Boy Protagonist shaped. You know I’m right. YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT
52 notes - Posted April 25, 2022
#3
She be gonchin’ on my charov till the clock ticks dead on the bridge scene
57 notes - Posted November 22, 2022
#2
Ask: Paper exists in SW, it's just old-fashioned and very expensive. Flimsi is cheaper and lasts longer.
PAPER IN STAR WARS REAL????
63 notes - Posted November 23, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
If I see ANYBODY in this fandom draw angel Edd or talk about ‘Happy Edd Day’, I’m going to smite you with your own kneecaps.
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look, not the usual most popular post, but you can read the full version of this down in the link below. I don’t really want this to end on a downer, hence why I’ve been editing it a little. Hope your tumblr ‘22 year in review has been good to you though!
219 notes - Posted March 25, 2022
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edds-sm00t-corner · 3 years
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Todd or Edd with an S/O that has a breeding kink?
(Also, Hi!!! Can I be called 🎲Dice anon?)
of course!! welcome to the blog, dice anon!!
Tord & Edd’s reaction to their s/o’s breeding kink!
Major Smut ahead!! Proceed with caution!!
Pronouns: AFAB!Reader (Gender neutral)
Characters: Tord and Edd :)!
Genre: Headcanons!
Edd:
- when he first finds out he's actually a bit surprised!
- you?? breeding kink?? that seems wayyyy too kinky for his s/o!
- but he loves to indulge you and your breeding kink!
- even though he doesn't try to get you pregnant, he's still going to run his mouth about knocking you up while you two decide to fuck.
“Godd... y/n~” Edd moaned into your neck, his hips forcing his cock deeper and deeper into your quivering pussy. “You want me to fuck a baby into you~? Leaving you so full of my cum that we'll end up with triplets~?” you vigorously nodded your head as he sped up. “I can't wait to make you my cum-dump, darling~”
- if you do end up getting pregnant, then he'll be over the fucking moon.
- he’ll be so excited to raise a child side by side with you!!
Tord:
- this kinky mf-
- he makes a huge deal over the fact that you wanna get pregnant with his kids.
- “wow, you really are my slut!”
- he'll tease you endlessly about your kink, even though admittedly he has the same fucking kink.
- but when it comes to fucking, he'll be louder then usual, getting off at the thought of you two having children.
Quiet was never a word you'd use to describe Tord. In fact, in this moment he was the opposite. He was moaning like crazy, pounding into so fast and so hard that you couldn't even speak. “Y/n~!” he moaned out, sinking lower so he can hit deeper within you. “I wanna fuck a baby into you~! I wanna drive my cock so deep that we have children~!” he then looked toward you and smiled, “you'd want that too, right~? Tell me you want my seed~! Tell me you want me to fill you up to the brim so that you'll look pregnant with my fucking kids~! Gah- faen~!”
- when you do get pregnant, he's somehow surprised you told him
- he'd honestly think he's a shit father
- but he's excited!
- aaaand a bit aroused. You might have to let him eat you out or something because he'll wanna go down on you soooo badly.
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