#swag and agony

[avidlylivid]

VOTE FOR ONE (1) PARALLELOGRAM LOOKING ASS AT @autismswagsummit

ALSO SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE PING @autismswagreblogs

#my hands are shaking #my stylus broke and i had to do the majority of the sketch/lineart with my finger #how did i use to be able to do that #tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #autism swag summit #autism swag #donatello #rise donatello #donnie #rise donnie #propaganda #half ass backgrounds be damned i am in agony #viv.png #viv.zip

[bloodcoveredgf]

first ever ootd hiiii... moments before disaster

#my mom walked through the door unexpectedly while i propped the mirror there to take these pics.... Um.... my mirror.. shes dead 😭 #i did not think that through my agonies.... but.. my weird girl swag i guess 😭 heyyy.. #also im horrible at taking pics of myself and outfits and this mirror was so tiny... Know this #my outfits

[bulkhummus]

Dearest Diary,

I didn't think it possible, but today I received one of those electronically mailed letters that actually changed my life for the better! Exciting news indeed if I do say so! The extension put forth on the developing project will help on all fronts! It is always nice to receive those silly electronic words that assist me rather than cause me greater agony and grief. I must be going now! There is more time to waste!

Grateful and Relieved, Sir Bulk

#I love when emails help me out instead of cause me agony and peril #swag #personal

[butchdykekondraki]

HEARTBREAKING: local girl who hates changes has made A Change and now regrets The Change

#GRIPS CHAIR. ^_^. #OUUU I WANNA KEEP THE SWAG ASS NAME.TXT FORMAT. BUT OUUU THE OCD OUUU GOD THE HORRORS #GGGGGUH. AGONIES FOREVER #OKAY. WHATEVER. #WHATEVERRRR #i GUESS. we'll keep the old name thang. OUUU #ohh my god you cant fucking tell but im so dead serious i think if i. like. implimented a new naming system Id Snap #i dont. know what it is. but oh my god. we cant we CANT fucking do it #[ren] #<- old name tag my best friend old name tag

[velvetineblue]

I just want to share an OOC update with you all because it is funny and that is that I have officially Fractured My Ass. i cannot believe this..........................

#i tripped going down my parents wooden stairs and thusly broke my tailbone... #I HATE THis STUPID BAKA EARTH THAT ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME AJKDHJKHJK #i went to watch kung fu panda with family yesterday and my god............... the agony of sitting through an entire movie........ #and then sitting through a car ride there and back..... #it's a pain you cannot understand until you Too break your ass. #u ____________ u #thank fuck for standing desks!!!! #and pls be careful with baggy pants on stairwells: YOUR SWAG ISN'T WORTH HAVING A BROKEN ASS !!!! #( the old ppl were right all along oh god..... they warned us of the danger of baggy pants and we never listened...................... ) #( ThEIR PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED ................... ) #( but also this fall happened abt a week ago so no worries i am fINE now i'm just still healing from it LMAO )

[sanchoyo]

well talking to my mom went well (I just told her I’m really unsure rn. Her first response was ‘oh well what’s the rush, ur not dating rn are u?’ Which. What does that have to do with gender??? It made me stop and laugh at least lmao). Also she suggested I just keep the clothes in a box or smth for a month or two so that if I change my mind abt dresses and skirts I don’t throw them out and regret it. Which was an awesome suggestion bc quite frankly I’m very emotionally attached to my clothes. A lot of the dresses are real vintage or actually worth a lot too and very unique and…a part of me wants to try and rework them and sew them into either shirts or pants bc they’d fuck severely but 1. I don’t have a sewing machine 2. I…feel weird about modifying such old clothes. It feels kind of bad…like what if I fuck them up bc lack of sewing experience!! I’ve only rly done basic mending (…and I guess that Ichigo cosplay years ago but even that didn’t turn out great bc it was my first project. aaa)

#sanchoyorambles #this post is 90% anxiety oops #also what if I am a dude. and I have to tell my dad. nightmarish #coming out to him was hard enough the first time 😭 it’s so awkwardddd #….I kind of want to look into t but I’m broke and also scared of needles #am I …a guy….?? #I don’t know. we r looking into it. 🫣 #fuck I already didn’t like my name so much so I’ve been playing w the idea of legally changing it for a year or so anyway #I….might be looking at baby names websites #fuck. fuck I just changed my art blog insta YouTube AND neocities to lynnscribbles tho!!!! the fucking work to change everything I swear #rolls around in agony #Lynn is neutral enough maybe 😭 #I knowwww doing it legally cost money tooooo 💀 can things be free for me bc I’m swag. or . #like ofc these are all hypotheticals but umm. hm #🫣……🕴️ #if…I do end up being a guy it’ll still be in a pretty fem way like let’s be real #my level of whimsy won’t change . I will be masc like ken from barbie. or like rococo dandies . etc. still pretty pastel an frilly #…so still gnc…ashsjfkckn #again I’m still not entirely sure I’m just testing things out. in the gender trying room so to speak #I AM confused a bit bc I thought I was a lesbian but really how much I love women is my only tie to lesbianism #so I might think abt that label too which feels bittersweet #I love the flag I have it on several jackets as pins and patches!!! #closest second label might just be queer but I dunno …will need to reflect #if it doesn’t fit anymore after I think on it I’ll Marie Kondo it and thank it for its time before replacing it I guess 😭

[dinobotisland]

Drawing alternate versions of my characters instead of updating my webcomic 😔

Asahrans belong to @bunquest

#amberhaunt #holly #funny hainu swag #going to have ten million agonies after i do bea next #harley's art

[theodorky]

I miss OK KO, whenever I rewatch or even listen to the end song I start tearing up a bit

#ok ko #ok ko let's be heroes #im so saaaaad #why did it have to end so quickly #i want it #i want their swag #it's only magic #isn't amazing when you know? #every second that you see is #24 connected pieces #thank you for coming #thank you for staying #thank you for watching the showwwww #sobs and wails #bawls my eyes out #screams in agony #text post #txt post #text

[cowboy-robooty]

i hate instagram i hate reels i hate edits i hate the tags that dont work on the users individual blog i hate i hate I HATEEEE GOD WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE EDITS THEY MAKE ME WANNA TEAR MY HAIR OUT BECAUSE THEYRE THE ANNOYING BROTHER OF AMVS. AMVS ARE FIRE. THEY ARE SO FUCKING SWAG. THEY MAKE MY DAY THEY HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO HAVE SO MUCH THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS IN EDITING STYLE AND AUDIO MIXING AND SHIT. EDITS ARE JUST DIET AMVS AND I HATE THE FUCKING 360 NOSCOPE SPINNING IN CIRCLES TIL I THROW UP GAME TRANSITIONS LIKE GODDAMNIT BITCH JUST DO A REGULAR CUT SLIDESHOW I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE THE SLEEKNESS I HATE THE FONT I HATE IT SO MUCH I LOVE THE FEELING OF HANDMADE SHIT I LOVE THE FEELING OF SORRY ITS SO SHORT GUYS I MADE THIS ON WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER I LOVE THE FEELING OF CUTS AND IMPACT OR ARIAL FONT TEXT I HATE INSTAGRAM SO FUCKING MUCH AND DONT GET ME EVEN STARTED ON REELS

#hating in the club tonight #sorry i opened insta for the first time in forever and immediately felt agony #shout out to everyone who remmebers when i mained on insta im ngl guys #i only mained on insta bc it was easier to get popular faster that way since i ran my blog like a buisness to find people #bc i had zero friends and wanted to make friends that was my goal Deadass just draw heta fanart and pray demented people will #carry convos for me because im popular Unironically. and it worked and thats why i quit insta bc i have enough friends now 😍😍 #literally went on the app to poast and make story and reply to dms and thats it because also explore page is aids #so happy im only on tumblies now bc even if im not popular i got mai mutuals and some even interact wif me <33 literally so much swag

[smilesobrien]

i haven't watched the tuvok pon farr episode yet does he like. say sex or does he skirt around the topic... inquiring minds need to know

#'you could just watch it' no <3 #in all seriousness. i will eventually... watching tv is difficult for me due to the agonies #ask my wife- she can tell you how difficult it is to get me to sit down and watch anything #im going to my buddy's concert today and it's gonna be a struggle to sit down & listen to nice music #anyway. this aint about the horrors of neurodivergent. please excuse my dope ass swag #text tag

[lemonade-sky]

@bigspinchman

#talking to friends #every day i live in agony #a lot of that is due to ian #my epic swag adventures

[ithisatanytime]

(fadingangel)

#SoundCloud #music #fadingangel #swag!!! #: ) #pain #agony #soundcloud

[verisrose]

making appointments is soooo rough sometimes like help girl why is the nearest apt date 4 months away

#agony and pain. #chronic health issues be so not swag at all

[weirwoodsugar]

lil jon things i am obsessed with/think are hilarious in the order they occurred to me at 3 am

-spends the first book telling anyone who will listen that he’s Not Afraid To Die and then a wight shoves its whole hand down his throat and he’s like wow that was actually extremely scary and never says that shit again

-always got little Things he says to himself but they’re all awful. very bad affirmation game no wonder morale is low

-“did lord eddard father you on a fish wife”

-the doubts that plague me can’t catch me if i just keep making Decisions!!! let’s hear it for Decisions!!!!

-arguably contender for top woman respecter but batting absolute zero at successfully comforting crying women. unless you consider “making her mad at you instead of upset” a success

-i’m not a wolf! i’m not a wolf!! i’m not a wolf!!! while warging like almost constantly with zero control. babe i don’t think your affirmations are working you’re experiencing non consensual smells at an alarming rate

-i wish mormont was my dad wait no i wish benjen was my dad wait no i wish qhorin was my dad wait no i wish donal noye was my dad. will someone be my dad please i just keep making decisions

-constantly having Agonies over ethical decision making while the rest of the continent hasn’t even really invented the concept of ethics yet? on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to his constant Agonies

-related: love is the death of duty but having strong ethical convictions/clear moral vision is also kind of the death of duty oops! aemon didn’t warn you about that one!

-stannis wants to davosify this kid mega bad

-“jon felt like he was fifteen again” (said when he’s literally sixteen)

-has a terrible violence in his heart but it’s kind of the least of his problems tbh. like yeah my fire and blood levels are a little elevated but i’ve got paperwork i need to take care of

-RUNNING DOWN THE TABLE AT YOU WITH A KNIFE!!!!!

-last of the giants fixation. god he’s gonna be so mad when he comes back and wun wun is dead. this one isn’t hilarious it’s deeply moving and endearing

-an eagle almost rips his eye out and he’s like well i guess i have no choice but to have sex with ygritte at least one dozen times. it’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

-just a crazy amount of anime main character pre-loaded swag (bastard of winterfell skin changer with an albino direwolf and a cool sword which he can really SWANG and cool facial scars etc etc) and is actively working against it. rolled super high on charisma and is trying to balance it out by being as much of a boring fuddy duddy as he possibly can. the devil works hard (at making me cool) but i work harder (at being very uncool). it is an honorable thing to be swagless by choice…….

-pretty sure he actively enjoys saying no to people. just for love of the game (the game is being disagreeable). very capricorn coded. likely brushes his teeth in the shower.

-REMEMBER WE KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP 😈

#valyrianscrolls #jon snow #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

I think if we get to magnus chase adaptation, the show should open on a freeze frame of magnus falling to his death with a record scratch and him saying, "Yeah, I know. You guys are going to hear about how I died in agony, and you're gonna be like, 'Wow! That sounds cool, Magnus! Can I die in agony too?' No. Just no." before the camera resumes on him dying. To those of you who say that's cringe and dumb I see you that and I raise you that this is the character who canonically says "Magnus rhymes with swag-ness" to inform people on the spelling of his name.

#magnus chase #mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #blue rambles

[violetganache42]

Here are my highlights from the Valentine's Day watch party, all in chronological order and categorized this time around:

"Mr. Duck Steps Out":

Just everyone's reactions to Daisy's voice when she made her debut

"Till Nephews Do Us Part":

The thirst counts for Missy and Mina overloading

The return of Bohemian Quacksody

Scrooge having paintings and a statue of Goldie EVERYWHERE (He is a fucking SIMP)

Corporate Cupcake, Money Muffins, Sweet Stocks …You know what? Just the pet names in general.

"KILL HER, BEAKLEY! GET HER ASS!"

WriteBackAtYa: "Spaceballs Ass Luggage"

Us when Millionara falls in the river:

Jamie: "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" Me: "WRONG LEVERRRRR" Tokuvivor: "Why do we even have that lever?!"

Magica cameo?!

And a Sixpence in Your Shoes

Goldie Shotgun!

"Fungus Amongus":

Godfrey and I sharing the same brain

Melody: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE DUCK SOUP STORE?!" Me: "FUCK YOU!"

Everyone going crazy over Morgana

hueberryshortcake: "Save me Scrooge McDuck" Me: "Scrooge McDuck" Godfrey: "Scrooge McDuck save me"

"Prissy is pissy"

DW not denying the girlfriend part

A sax play in the BG whenever Morgana is onscreen, just like Rouge in Sonic X

"NOOOO, NOT LAUNCHPAD!"

"The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains!":

RAID THE BUFFET!

Us going FERAL over Goldie

puffywuffy8904: "MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME" Me: "BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER"

Let the lady lead

Jamie mentioning the "between the legs" joke from Life and Times (No filter, Don Rosa. lol)

THE FUCKING ELEVATOR JOKE

Bisexual waterfalls

Rexx shouting at Missy via an audio message

Foghorn Leghorn

"You loved gold more than you loved me."/"And that's why you loved me."

Jamie's storyboard project

Discord buffering during the FUCKING TANGO SCENE

"The Adorable Couple":

Me: "Piss on the moon, you cloud!" Godfrey: "YESSS PISS ON LUNARIS"

Rainbow connections

"The Duck Who Knew Too Much":

Us @ Fenton, M'ma, and Gandra's OG versions:

GONDRA

Learning OG Fenton was voiced by Hamilton Camp, thus bringing DT17 Fenton being voiced by Lin-Manuel Miranda full circle

Oppenheimer mention (Stop stealing from the ducks, Nolan!)

Goid

Missy: "cant believe they whitewashed daffy guys"

"SCROOGE, YOU DUMBASS"

Brunette Fenton

QUACKERJACK MENTION???

This whole fucking episode being worthy of the DT17 adaptation fic treatment *cough* Jamie *cough*

"Ghoul of My Dreams":

DRAKEPAD KISS

Archie being a hater

"WHERE IS GOSALYN?"

Jealous Launchpad

DEEEAM WORLD

Morgana needing better lipstick because of how fast it disappears in between scenes

WriteBackAtYa having so many jokes in his head about… goofy ass noises

"And now, with the city asleep, I can FINALLY STEAL ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS!"

Lottie pointing out how Archie looked like—

Me: "Goldie Shotgun sequel when?"

puffywuffy8904: "HOW IS THIS MF SLEEPIN IN THE DREAM WORLD" Us: "*Louie voice* I just am."

"The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!":

DOOFENSHMIRTZ

puffywuffy8904: "Webby we need to get Fenton rizzed up"/"Please never say that again"

POWERPUFF GIRLS NARRATOR

Fenton's little growl

*seeing Fenton's hand-me-down suit from his dad* Goofy?

Prego

"YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!"

Gandra obliterating the wrong twink

"What kind of monster doesn't like glazed donuts?"

"Do you feel that spark?" ⚡️ZAP⚡️

The Beaks dab

"What? No signal? Boo!"

"TWO BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN!"

"I've got your kids! Maybe. I'm not sure how this family works."

ANCHOR ARMS

Coach Dad

🎶IT'S A DAAATE🎶

"Two Can't Play":

Mullet Donald

AIRHORNS

"THEY'RE IN FUCKING TRON"

"A DuckTales Valentine":

DT87's love for mentioning Fort Knox for some reason

puffywuffy8904: *mentions the "DuckTales Apology Video" ranking* Me: "*Miles voice* I made a mistake."

Webby on Scrooge's desk like: She likes to be tall.

Me: "GOLDIE SHOTGUN THREEQUEL WHEN?!"

US IN UTTER DISMAY UPON SEEING WEBBY CRYING 😭😭😭

Sunglasses swag

GOLD FEVER REAL

"A swift kick in the ribs!"/"A what?"/"Aagh!"/"Aah! My ribs!"

Webby running up to Scrooge and hugging him! 💖

"Aww, he does love his family!"

"My Valentine Ghoul":

Gosalyn FINALLY appearing in today's watch party!

Negaduck appearance!

puffywuffy8904: "he's just darkwing after some cigarettes"

"TIME TO GO A COURTIN'"

Missy getting double whammied with emotes of Prissy and Scrooge getting sprayed with water

(Screenshot edit by @tealottie)

Missy's thirst levels reaching CRITICAL MASS

Quackrinomicon being voiced by KING CANDY

Archie still being a fucking hater

"Keen gear!"

Godfrey and I still being on the same wavelength

NEGMEISTER

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

Rexx reviving the Missy thirsy count

Missy: "I NEED HIM JESUS" WriteBackAtYa: "No, you just need Jesus"

RED FLAGS! 🚩🚩🚩

"New Gods on the Block!":

Della using party cannons like Pinkie Pie

Scrooge's transition from wallowing to anger and his tail shake

"Why don't you turn into a swan and FUCK OFF?!"

THE FRAMES

"IT CONSUMES ME!"

"What are your intentions with my Donald?"

Megamind (literally) Huey

Pig couple: DESTROYED

Chris Diamantopoulos having the ✨RANGE✨

Greek God Groupchat

Webby being utterly TERRIFYING with god powers

Dewey having the best handling of his god powers through sick dance moves

"My Don-Don"

"You killed my boyfriend!"/"Boyfriend? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

The immediate failure parallels

Just how much Della has improved as a mother

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

#my post #duckblr movie night #dt cafeteria table #duckblr #duckverse #mr. duck steps out #mickey mouse shorts #the adorable couple #two can't play #ducktales #ducktales 1987 #till nephews do us part #the duck who knew too much #a ducktales valentine #darkwing duck #fungus amongus #ghoul of my dreams #my valentine ghoul #ducktales 2017 #ducktales reboot #ducktales season 1 #the golden lagoon of white agony plains! #ducktales season 2 #the dangerous chemistry of gandra dee! #ducktales season 3 #new gods on the block! #valentine's day