#sweetmilk

[shinobi-illuminator]

Viktor in an Eeyore onsie. You’re welcome

#eeyore #whinnie the pooh #arcane #viktor arcane #arcane viktor #onsie #Sweetmilk #cute #crossover

[maluron]

random idea

help i’ve fallen down the Arcane hole and i can’t get up

Listen. I love the Viktor-loves-his-sweetmilk bit we got from LOL lore but. Have you considered… lactose-intolerant!Viktor? What if fresh milk was a luxury in the undercity, a rare treat for an undernourished child, Viktor only gained regular access to and a taste for it once in Piltover and by then ignored the gastrointestinal distress because, between scarcity, poor food quality and various ailments anyway you never connect the dots between such-or-such foodstuff and upset tummy, you just eat and drink what you get your hands on, brings nutrients and if possible tastes good, and you don’t make a fuss? Then years pass, he’s got worst on his plate, augments start happening, then keep happening and at some point when you’ve replaced your lungs, liver, kidneys, whatever, what’s stopping you from upgrading your gut and giving yourself more-competent enzymes because hey, you’re supposed to digest food, not the other way round! So lactase add-on it is and oh, sweetmilk is even better now?

Heh. Now that I’ve put it into words I don’t think it makes that much sense. Won’t make that my own headcanon. I’m not even lactose-intolerant myself so it’s not like I’m projecting. Call that a thought experiment and feel free to pick apart/discard it/adopt it if you like it enough?

#viktor arcane #viktor lol #sweetmilk #random ramblings #please don't pay too much attention to me #malu dit n'importe quoi

[hfreiwald]

We’re droppin’ “one more can of chili for the cupboard.” Translation: Here’s the new podcast. It’s Episode 276 - Gettin’ Some Rounds In Put on your full Zack Morris regalia, hit play and get yer rounds in Jerks! H and C are talkin’ creep half-baths, crooks’ dicks, and Big Creamy Sweet-Milks… “The most painful shave a man can get.” “Which Younger brother am I gonna dream about tonight?” “That’s premo-casket-wood!” #DecorBooks #Rounds #SweetMilk #CaseyTheChargeMaster #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000594310183 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnXENvPr-BU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#decorbooks #rounds #sweetmilk #caseythechargemaster #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Jayce: [deeply disturbed] Viktor...,, This coffee is as pale as you are..

Viktor: I know [beckoning motion] give

#love the “jayce talis black coffee truther” and “viktor sweetmilk sugar abomination” #jayce talis #viktor arcane #jayvik

[grandspecs]

Backgrounds are haaaaaard lol. I wanted to do some fanart for Starship Goldfish. I hope it someday gets a full series. Until then, I’ll just continue to love what we do get to have.

#sam sweetmilk #fanart #ghostworth #starship goldfish #digital #grandspecs

[gay-cripply-scientist]

#pov ur a mug of sweetmilk #viktor #viktor arcane

[sun-3-160]

Worst mistake you can make when writing a character is ever having them expressing that they like a certain type of food

#seriously arcane fans with viktor & sweetmilk are soooo fucking annoying

[lukeskqwalker]

I was joking before about how many days yall will see viktor from my queue but. It's 63. There will be 63 days of viktor.

#THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO SPACE IT OUT.... #And like. I'll. likely. add more to the queue. #listen. I love my guy. #he laughs evilly for no fuckin reason. #he sobs on the floor for SEVERAL hours. #he likes sweetmilk. #he wears a cowboy hat sometimes #what's not to love.

[awitchoflife]

Thinking about this podcast just has me thinking about how I was raised in a graveyard and the logistical nightmare that digging a six foot deep hole would be.

#Grave digging #Sweetmilk & Carrion

[leurdhavemerky]

Funny SFW Viktor x Gn!Reader Headcanons 💖

-Viktor cannot STAND black coffee. Sometimes when you're pissed at him, you "forget" to add creamer or sweetmilk. His face is hilarious.

-He isn't an animal guy- they take lots of time to care for... which he does not have. But when you rescue some kitten off of the streets, he can't help but treat it like a baby. He bought one of those little feather shakers and spends his free time snuggling your kitty. Despite insisting he isn't emotionally attached.

"Fur baby? This is not my fur baby! He's just small and fluffy, that's all. Now stop teasing me," he says, dramatically looking up at you while gently petting the little thing.

-Terrible at interior design. Used to have only a single sad wooden chair at the "dining" table. Note: There is a small crack in the sad wooden chair due to prolonged ponderings. 🪑

"Where do you even buy these things? Most of my decor consists of scattered notes and trinkets." (He is looking at a finger painting of a bird that your toddler cousin made.)

-Viktor is a big fan of meal prepping and has a giant pot's worth of soup or pasta available 24/7. Sometimes he invites you over just to help polish off a hefty tupperware full of fettuccine before it goes bad. He's a surprisingly good cook, whipping up a mean omelet for you on lazy mornings.

-He has calloused and worn hands from writing and tinkering all day. As a gag gift, you buy him those kiddie princess band-aids... your know the ones. After a small mishap, he reaches into the first aid drawer of the lab, only to pull out a smiley anthropomorphic dog. Oh well, he thinks, wrapping it around his finger.

"I see you're wearing the band-aids I bought you, hm?" you tease.

"Very funny," he says, eyes still glued to the bolt he's turning.

-Viktor is nosy when he gets bored. He looks through your books, adding little notes on random pages.

"Spicy, don't you think? I'm sure Heimerdinger wouldn't approve. Tsk tsk, dove." - V

📖🖊

(Written in the best chapter of your romance novel.)

-During academy meetings and events, you have a subtle signal for what is essentially a side eye. Phrases like:

-"Did you hear that right?" 🤨

-"That's crazy talk." 🙄

-"Are you ready to leave?" 🥱

-"Look over there." 👀

Are expressed with two hand-squeezes.

“I love you” is expressed with three.

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Hello this is my first tumblr thing I'm scared thank you goodbye

#arcane #viktor arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane viktor #viktor x reader #arcane viktor x reader #arcane fanfic #arcane fic #arcane fluff

[formallydaryl1919]

Nadine keeps her baby full of sweetmilk 🍼🥛💤😴!!

[shinobi-illuminator]

Random Headcanons:

Viktor’s favorite and least favorite food.

We have confirmation from the game Sweet Milk is his favorite beverage. But as far as FOOD goes probably something homemade like goulash would be nice. He likes good food but due to his work habits he never finds the time to actually cook.

Now… least favorite food. Oysters!

All his life he would have been told they were too poisonous to eat cuz of the pollution Zaun has.

Cut to later. Hextech is made and it’s Viktor and Jayce’s first Gala. Viktor quickly finds he hates big crowds and tries to blend into the background. But Jayce has had too much wine and is naturally offering some of Piltover’s finest—- oysters to try. Viktor tries to turn it down, but Jayce is insistent its not that bad. Viktor trusts him and figures maybe it’s not so bad…. Despite the fact it looks like Rio on a plate.

Big mistake! It tastes like he took a gulp from an aquarium. He’s turning about 50 shades of green and is staggering to the nearest waste basket. But he misses and ends up puking all over Mel’s chest. All the while Jayce bumbles in bewilderment. Viktor’s never been to a Gala since. Mel doesn’t even speak to him much. And he’s never had another oyster again.

Luckily Sky was armed and ready with Sweet Milk. Brings new meaning to Viktor’s line “At least you didn’t throw up.”

#arcane #viktor arcane #arcane viktor #jayce arcane #arcane mel #arcane sky #arcane headcanon #funny #least favorite food #favorite food #sweetmilk #oysters

[agentrouka-blog]

Hiiiiiiii :3 I’m here with another stupid (😎) ask :33

What do you think of Sansa’s line “my father and I have other concerns” when she and Maester Colemon are talking about giving Sweetrobin sweet milk. Maester Colemon objects to Sansa’s demand that SR be given sweetmilk again when going down the mountain. She’s pretty adamant about SR sweetmilk even as Maester Colemon shows concerns about nosebleeds. Many have theorised this as Sansa knowingly poisoning SR and has been touted as the Sansa = villain (🙄) theory by the antis pretty steadfastly. Does Sansa know about poisoning SR? What other concerns do she and LF have? Is she actually poisoning SR or is she just irritated with him and wants him to shut up?

Hello!

Neither. She's genuinely concerned with Sweetrobin's future as Lord of the Vale, after GRRM has taken care to insert not one but two shaking fits into the previous chapters that leave him incapacitated and soiled, and which are generally treated with "medicine" just as harsh or worse, like high level narcotics, alcohol or leeching and bleeding. .

This stuff is rightfully seen as an improvement. He's awake, calm, not losing blood or ingesting addictive substances.

And while he hedges and mutters, Colemon never comes right out and states "It could kill him". He lets a distracted Alayne cut him off or trails off by himself. And he eventually relents, giving the appearance that his concerns are not that serious.

And Alayne is rightfully distracted. After a peacefully resolved siege against the rule of Littlefinger (guardian of Sweetrobin), they are coming down to spend the winter with Lord Nestor, accessible to the Vale lords (his future subjects who need to respect him) for the first time in a long time. And the descent itself is also very dangerous, as we will be shown.

“The Lord of the Eyrie cannot descend from his mountain tied up like a sack of barleycorn.” Of that Alayne was certain. They dare not let the full extent of Robert’s frailty and cowardice become too widely known, her father had warned her. [...] “It was too soon. My lady, you do not understand. As I’ve told the Lord Protector, a pinch of sweetsleep will prevent the shaking, but it does not leave the flesh, and in time …” “Time will not matter if his lordship has a shaking fit and falls off the mountain. If my father were here, I know he would tell you to keep Lord Robert calm at all costs.” “I try, my lady, yet his fits grow ever more violent, and his blood is so thin I dare not leech him any more. Sweetsleep … you are certain he was not bleeding from the nose?” [...] “Very well.” They paused at the foot of the stairs. “But this must be the last. For half a year, or longer.” “You had best take that up with the Lord Protector.” She pushed through the door and crossed the yard. Colemon only wanted the best for his charge, Alayne knew, but what was best for Robert the boy and what was best for Lord Arryn were not always the same. Petyr had said as much, and it was true. Maester Colemon cares only for the boy, though. Father and I have larger concerns.

(AFFC, Alayne II)

That's his future she is trying to protect. Not to mention, this is before she ever learns about Harry the Heir. Why on earth would she support poisoning him, when Littlefinger's protection of her depends on his role as Sweetrobin's guardian?

This is the same Sansa that is planning his new bodyguard crew in her TWOW sample chapter, who considers what his future wife will love about him, the same Sansa whose gentle care even Colemon acknowledges helps Sweetrobin calm himself without medicine. No, she is not knowingly poisoning the kid.

(Also, Maester Colemon may well be playing his own game, giving him antidotes or refusing to administer doses, depending on how you want to interpret the fact that Sweetrobin still suffers a shaking spell on the mountain, and the "vile" substance mixed into his milk without explanation.)

#sansa stark #alayne stone #sweetrobin #maester colemon #sweetsleep #rouka ask

[bringthekaos]

I saw an ask about Viktor being Piltover’s example of a meritocracy working, and you answered with a bit on how inaccessible Piltover is, and wanted to give a HC that’s related.

Viktor likes going outside. He’s not great in front of crowds, especially if he’s already stressed, like in the show, but in general he’s fine taking with people. But everything in Piltover is difficult to get to. Every grand hall or meeting has large, smooth stair ways that his crutch won’t hold on. Every bar is crowded with furniture to make it feel ‘homey.’ Even the streets have twists and sudden changes to make them look more ‘pleasing’ from a distance.

Viktor would love to be more sociable, but the city he’s in makes it very difficult for him to go anywhere, so he just goes where he needs to (like work) and stays home the rest of the time.

Ooohhhh I totally agree. I have a very similar headcanon, being that he almost constantly has windows open in his apartment, even when it’s raining, even when it’s snowing. He has a small balcony, and those doors are almost always flung wide open, letting in the ocean breeze and fresh air. In those rare days he spend at home, he spends a majority of his time sitting out on that balcony, reading a book or indulging in a glass of sweetmilk as he watches the people on the street down below. He loves the sound and the smell of rain, loves the wind-chime notes of it hitting the embellished copper roofing so common in Piltover.

He really does like Piltover, despite its twisting, angular streets and long, high staircases. He likes the fresh air and the bustling city life, and the fact that you can walk down the street and people will smile at you. Most common Piltovians are kind, good people, and he enjoys talking to them, getting to know them. They remind him that his work isn’t just for the Undercity—it can help all people, and he wants it to.

But where there is a focus on form, there is also a disregard for function, or so it is to Viktor. The cobblestone streets are hell on his ankle, and they catch his cane when he walks. The staircases are everywhere—after all, Piltover is built on a hillside, with the University and Government buildings at the pinnacle (two places he would have had to traverse on the daily as Heimerdinger’s assistant).

We’re not really sure where Viktor lives, but there’s an implication that his quarters are in the same building/complex as Heimerdinger’s lab (otherwise his “this isn’t my bedroom” comment wouldn’t have made much sense… either that or he was being COMPLETELY out of pocket, and he lives a mile away, so of course this isn’t your bedroom you absolute crackpot). That would make it a little easier for him, but not much.

But despite all this, I think he still enjoys the city, the people. He does what he can to branch out (easier in Act 1 and earlier, before his health had declined too terribly), and while he is still a bit of a loner, I’d like to think he casually befriends people on his routes—the woman who sells him his coffee in the morning, the man who tidies up the labs. They’re not “friendships” in the traditional sense, but he enjoys the interactions, however brief. We saw from the very beginning how he yearns for human connection, but struggles with it, often through no fault of his own. I think that’s why it was so easy for him to approach Jayce, even when Jayce was clearly not in a receptive place—Viktor is empathetic to a fault, and it makes him very good at reading people. He knows what people need, and he knows how to give it to them, to make them feel comfortable in his presence.

And I’m not saying that I hope this is something he weaponizes in the future, when the whole damn city turns on him, but… I’m not not saying it either.

#arcane #arcane viktor #jayce talis #arcane Jayce #arcane meta #arcane analysis #asks #ace answers

[ivysj14]

Tiny Viktor (w the sweetmilk)

#viktor arcane #viktor #league of legends

[cookiestarart]

Viktor: —ayce! Jayce! JAYCE!!

Jayce: *jolts awake from his chair* w-what!? What Viktor!?

Viktor: *panics* Emergency!!

Jayce: *his brows furrowed* what’s wrong? Is everything oke—

Viktor: *shakes Jayce* The sweetmilk powder!! Jayce the sweetmilk powder is gone!!

#jayvik incorrect quotes #jayvik #jayce x viktor #jayce talis #jayce giopara #jayce arcane #jayce league of legends #viktor arcane #viktor league of legends #jayce and viktor #league of legends #arcane incorrect quotes #arcane