#thank you thank you for the submit my friend

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Rita Moreno (Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story)—She’s an EGOT, an absolute legend for how she navigated her career as a woman of color in the fifties and sixties. Her performance as Anita in West Side Story is why I go back to that movie so many times. She is an icon and she is the moment.

Eartha Kitt (Anna Lucasta, St. Louis Blues)—My friend and I have a saying: NOBODY is Eartha Kitt. A thousand have tried, and they've all come up empty and will continue to do so. Everyone knows her for something: from "Santa Baby" to Yzma in Emperor's New Groove to Catwoman to making Lady Bird Johnson cry for the Vietnam War. She was a master of comedy and sex, an extremely vocal activist, and she aged like fine wine... I honestly don't know what I can say about her that hasn't already been said, so I'll stick to linking all my propaganda. Like what else do you want from me. She was iconic at everything she ever did. Literally name another. How can anyone even think of her and not want to absolutely drown?

This is one of two semifinals in the Hot & Vintage Movie Women Tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Propaganda is not my own and is on a submission basis. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Eartha Kitt:

"A hot vintage woman who was not just known for her voice, beauty, poise, and presence, but also her unapologetic ways of speaking about how she was mistreated in the show business as a girl who grew up on cotton fields in South Carolina in the 1930s through the 1940s coming to Broadway first and then Hollywood."

"Have you watched her sing?? Have you seen her face?? Have you heard her talk?? How could you not fall instantly in love. She makes me incoherent with how hot she is."

"She can ACT she can SING she can speak FOUR LANGUAGES she is a GODDESS!!! Although she is (rightfully) remembered for her singing, TV appearances (Catwoman my beloved), and later film roles, her early appearances in film are no less impressive or noteworthy!! She’s an amazing actress with so much charisma in every role. She was also blacklisted from Hollywood for 10 years for criticizing the Johnson administration/Vietnam War, so. Iconic. Also Orson Welles apparently called her “the most exciting woman in the world.”

"She had such a stunning, remarkable appearance, like she could tear you to shreds with just a glance- but the most undeniable part of her hotness was her voice, and it makes sense that it's what most people nowadays know her for. Nothing encapsulates the sheer magnetism of her singing better than this clip of her and Nat King Cole in St. Louis Blues, she pops in at 2:49. Also I know it's post-1970 but her song that was cut from Emperor's New Groove is likely to make you feel Feelings."

"Even with as racist as Hollywood was in the 1950s and 60s, Eartha Kitt STILL managed to have a thriving career. She also once had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and called out LBJ over the Vietnam War so hard that it made First Lady Johnson cry. Eartha Kitt was talented, sexy, and a total badass activist."

Rita Moreno:

"Amazing showstopping actress in her one big memorable role as Anita in West Side Story. She sings and dances with unmatched joy and energy, and then breaks your heart with her acting. Rita took a role that felt as a stereotype to latina women and made it compelling and multifaceted. Her subsequent career was filled with mostly side roles, but she still managed to excel in whatever Hollywood threw at her."

"It’s Rita!! The EGOT herself! She can act, she can sing, she can dance, a triple threat. Obviously absolutely iconic as Anita in West Side Story (her part of the Tonight Quintet is the sexiest part of the film, fight me). But before that she was the amazing Zelda in Singin’ In the Rain!?! Thanks Zelda, you’re a real pal."

"She continues to be amazing but also she's got legs for days."

"THEE iconic rita moreno, EGOT winner, civil rights activist, theatre legend. watch her documentary "Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It". also her rendition of "fever" on the muppet show"

#eartha kitt #rita moreno #hotvintagepoll #ladies semifinals #fuck!!! that! ! !! ! old ! ! woman ! !!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!! #Youtube

[dear-ao3]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !! #submission #(by the submitter “my friend found this fic and said there was nothing illegal but the contents were very very strange”)

[markrosewater]

i see others submitting stories so i’ll throw my Helm of the Host in the ring:

coming near to the end of college, i was working at a board game bar. it was a slow night, not a lot of people, but two folks walked in. they sat down and started cracking some jumpstart. i watched from behind the bar, made some small talk about how my brother taught me to play over a decade prior, and how it was something we bonded over.

they looked around at the slow night and asked me to sit down. one of them just moved to town and the other was helping, but was also trying to find some friends. we spent all night cracking through near a whole box of jumpstart and laughing, eventually leading to us making friends.

far and away, one of the best friends i’ve ever made, some of the best memories i’ve ever had, and i just finished tuning up my Eloise, Nephalia Sleuth zombie typal deck for game night before typing this out.

every post and ask you answer reminds me why i play! your dedication and love for what’s built here makes the game feel alive. thank you mark! happy birthday!

Thanks, and glad you shared your story.

[solarpunkprincess]

#submission #thank you thank you for the submit my friend #this is something i did not know but which is cool as hell #princess-unipeg

[ao3screenshotss]

#submission #me @ my friends #my friends @ me #thank you for submitting!!

[fidgetspringer]

It’s fox terrier timeeeee, what are doing???

Her name would be Teak!

We'd probably try to find someone doing barn hunt over here, which i'm not sure is a thing. She'd be my hot water bottle during the winter and she'd nip at people when we go sledding.

#digital art #art #illustration #original art #dog art #my art #I lowkey would love a spicy little terrier at some point #if i ever decide i no longer want to have fun i'll get a jagd terrier or a patterdale #but i'd have to lose my will to live a little more before then #border terriers are calling to me as well #this will likely be the last one of these i do for a bit #i'll keep the rest for a rainy day #but i gotta try to make friends with my art again for a second so i don't out this pen down for another six months #thank you to everyone who submitted breeds!! i got a ton more than i'd expected and they're all such good suggestions #i'll try to do one every now and then when i feel like doing something quick and easy <3

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: Are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solu—

Alfie: Oh problem, definitely!

Fabian: That wasn't... It was a rhetorica—

Alfie: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is!

#submission #(I don't know if this was posted before. I vaguely remember seeing something like this #but I couldn't find it when searching your blog. If it already exists accept my apologies!) #source: a friend of OP’s on facebook #// #thank you for submitting !! #house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #fabian rutter #alfie lewis #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[xenoshadow13]

Pspspspspsspspspsps

Don't mind me here, just smile and giggle at these two dorks for a bit.

#submission #answered submission #submitted post #Shades' Art #Friend's Art #giftart #giftart from friend #Keith Burlington #Doppel #Doppel the Doppelganger #friday night funkin' #friday night funkin #fnf #fnf boyfriend #fnf bf #himbo boyfriend #himbo bf #himbo boyfriend fnf #himbo bf fnf #FAV #Gosh I love this so much asjkaskj #I know I've already said this in our Discord DMs but thank you again for this #It's so just freaking cute #Like seriously I can't stop help but let out a little “d'aww” whenever I look this #Poor Keith's so confused by the sudden kiss but alas Doppel ain't gonna explain anything #Doppel will immediately askjsakjaskja away as soon as he's done with the kiss #He's a shy dork ok lol #Oh yeah and for those who sent messages inquiring about my Faker BF heh well here's the dork! #Yes the dork who's kissing the himbo here is my freaky boi #Feel free to send me asks about him if ya want~

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

#submission #thank you my beautiful friend for submitting a poll so i could do this #i cant fucking believe im a tumblr proletariat without access to polls without someone else giving them to me

[relatablepicturesoffinnmertens]

#submitted by @magicyellowstars #ice finn my best friend ice finn... #thank you #adventure time #atimers #finn mertens #finn the human #season 7 #crossover #'submission'

[thebadasshistorian]

Every time I get an Ao3 comment telling me to keep writing, I feel it like a hug. 💜🥹

#thank you random person who just made my day #I needed that #also submitted a bunch of essays and poems today #so I’m trying friend!!

[oatbugs]

. anyway after writing the tags 4 this post i told my research partner i will no longer follow his dreams lmao. still helping w it but i need to engage in research that i find satisfying

#i think ive been waiting for something for a while and i will spend the next year waiting for it too #i thought i felt panic but i have decided to read it as anticipation. the thrill of rejection or of moving forward or the latter as #a result of the former. i left you with your backpack unattended in the cafe because on fridays i am done #putting my life on hold for another whim-without-a-warning #this cross country service is delayed by 26 minutes so i will grab a bucket and start shovelling the water away from the tracks #everyone is moving on in some different way and im sorry if you think im mean for telling you getting so drunk will disable you from #recording your brainwaves effectively but it seems like you think i owe you an awful lot. one year ago in four days my friend got me hegel's #science of logic for my birthday and i thanked him for proving to me the existence of things this is what i do he said #and then he will spend the rest of his life breathing philosophy and i dont want to spend the rest of my life #breathing someone elses dreams i wait for the moment of realisation. this is now a 30 minute delay. i was supposed to worship beautiful #things and that is what i will do. i think i have a best friend and i know i have a lover and i know to #restrict my love the way you have. im sorry. i hope you understand when i tell you. i am now sitting on the floor in the luggage section of #this incredibly busy train and i saw a photo of her with her boyfriend and her hair in braids smiling like a fool this is the #except a week ago you told me you almost took too much this time to live. you are a beautiful girl with a beautiful soul and you know you #have already changed the world and it somehow was not enough. now you are smiling without any makeup on next to him #and yesterday you cried in an airport in the states when you were too full of love. this is the most extraordinary human being i have met. #tomorrow he heads off to princeton while his best friend heads to harvard. he goes there to make the world a better place. he is the most #extraordinary person i have ever met. the issue with human beings is that we are incredibly good at almost dying and keeping going. #you try to kill yourself and publish a paper and give a talk. you negotiate the seperation between your own parents and submit another #phd application. i am surrounded by extraordinary people with extraordinary minds and incredibly broken happy hearts. #i only see you smile when you talk about robotics. i still dont know how manifolds work and i love the concept anyway. i dont know. #i do know that i refuse to live unsatisfied. #you can keep drinking. im going to drink this reality up #i think i was a horrible person and i refuse to engage with that mentality again no matter what it takes.

[skitskatdacat63]

Write the whole essay in English and then dunk it into DeepL. And then hand it in (don’t do this)

It's so irritating bcs I do in fact have standards about that LMFAO. And its annoying bcs he has in giant text: "Don't use Google Translate, ChatGPT, etc." And I would never use ChatGPT for anything bcs that would feel like losing a part of myself as a human. But like Google translate and other translation sites....bffr man eveyrone is going to use that, at least partially, be honest w yourself.

And the other thing about that is, it doesn't feel like he actually reads them, so would he even really penalize anyone? I really think he skims them or just checks the word count or smth. Bcs my god I did not just slave over that to get the comment "Sehr fein und auch interessant geschrieben!" Okay but is my grammer good????? Like what can I fix or????OH AND ONE MORE THING. There's a breakdown on the syllabus w percentages for the overall grade. And homework and class participation is listed as a pretty big percentage, when uhhhhhh we don't do either of those??? So truly my grades fucking hangs on these essays and then exams that also have only writing prompts that make me want to explode my pc.

Okay sorry for rambling I just. Yeah. Idk. Feel incompetent and lost. And inferior and such. Annoyed at both him and my own brain. I put more fucking work into tumblr posts than my actual classes sometimes bcs if I don't feel passion, then it's like my brain has leaked out of my ears. And I do find the content interesting!!! But not interesting enough to slave over smth of this magnitude that I think is only like...10 points maybe

#actually 10 points is absurd for that assignment like what the hell.... #i need to ask my friend i think he submitted his last one late #i dont like submitting stuff late and i want to keep up #but like i actually feel emotionally devastated about it rn #and i dont like to miss assignments bcs i spiral into this horrible mindset that i picked up furing covid #where you miss a due date and let it pass and it feels weirdly good and then you dont feel any drive at all #OKAY SORRY FUCK IM BEING SO MOROSE #thank you for your ask and suggestion <3 i rly do appreciate human contact rn 😭😭😭😭 #catie.asks. #catie.rambling.txt

[willowser]

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hello dearest !!! 🤗💐✨

this is another wip: tumblr drafts edition but — we're getting into nsfw territory LOL there is that art of priest!bakugou and i am. a sinner. the lord knows it. i, of course, had to start something sacrilegious immediately LMAOOOO tbh the snippet isn't too explicit but it's just the nature of where this is going LOL

#thank you my friend !! for sending this in !! #btw reader is submitting an application to help with vacation bible school LOOOL idk why that's so funny to me #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ ask game

[ao3screenshotss]

#thank you for submitting!! #submission #title: #End OTW Racism | Jason Todd has joined the chat #author: #UniverseInk #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #me + my friends #the positions can be swapped around any time

[alternatefandom]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I announce that your esteemed blogger now officially holds a master's in business administration.

#or you know #the local equivalent thereof with my real name #anyway! #thank you fandom friends for keeping me company through these years #you guys made my hell years more bearable #truly #you rock! #I'M OUT OF THIS HELL WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #I'M LATE AS HELL BUT I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE #THIS IS THE LONGEST AND WORST ACADEMIC TASK THAT I'VE EVER SUBMITTED BUT I DID IT ANYWAY #PERFECTIONISM AND ANXIETY CAN GO HANG #GO HANG I SAY #I KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT YOU NOW #YOU SHALL NEVER BE OBSTACLES IN MY PATH TO LEARNING ANYMORE #I WILL SUCK AND I WILL ENJOY IT #YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME AGAIN