#that he has brought home

[ovaruling]

my dad is a hoarder type who was born in WWII times, just to contextualize this

at one of the construction sites he’s working at they were trying to get rid of this huge rock bc it was an “eyesore” so my dad organized about 5 hours where he procured the rock and got a series of men to help him secure it with a rope using a tractor/backhoe of some kind and drove across town—slowing and stopping traffic, btw, with this tractor and rock on a rope—to put the rock in our front yard, where all the men plus myself and my sister and my mother were then made present to help with the slow descent of the rock

this is our 11th big rock

#this morning he was saying proudly that the squirrels like to use it to jump into the cypress tree trunk #our front yard is just big rocks #that he has brought home #over the last 30 years #on everyone else’s time lmfao

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 169

Danny is from a world where everyone has wings, even if most have long since lost the ability to fly. Something about loading and aspect ratio, wings being too small, body too heavy, now mostly used as display, whatever. 

It doesn’t matter even if he had blueprints from when he was like six of a jetpack to help fly. It won’t work anyway and hey, he has his ghost form! Which uh, might be perhaps, affecting his wings which were maybe sort of scorched black and practically down to the bone thanks to the accident. 

It doesn’t matter, he swears. Though he’s admittedly relieved to see the new feathers growing in are different from Dan’s angry sunset. Even if they’re not even supposed to be able to grow back. Alright, this is fine, no one is going to notice! It’s not like everyone knows about the poor Fenton kid whose wings were absolutely destroyed thanks to an accident! It’s fine. 

He’s not flying in a half-panic towards the Far Frozen while crying because his wings are coming back and he’s so scared. He didn’t panic and instantly fled the moment Jazz pointed them out while changing the bandages. 

He definitely didn’t trip over something while wiping away said tears and blacking out from all the stress and all of his problems that he definitely mentioned to someone and isn’t keeping a secret. Definitely. 

Hawkwoman and Hawkman would like everyone to know that neither of them were expecting a very small child to be spat out of the villain of that week’s machine that should definitely not be a portal. A very small child, maybe nine or ten, with a multitude of concerning wounds both old and fresh. Which isn’t even beginning to touch on the wings. 

Feathered, like baby down despite the gnarled scars, unlike their own metallic, with the beginning of tiny specklings like stars amidst the darker fuzz peeking from the wounded flesh. 

Who?! Who dared?! It’s (at least to the forever reincarnating duo) a literal baby! They still have down! Tiny baby fuzz! Was it the portal?! Oh this villain is going to taste their maces for causing this if that’s the case! 

The rest of the Justice League would honestly like to know what just happened and are honestly unsure on if they should stop the two…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #wing au #Shayera & Carter: THAT IS A BABY #Danny who is still very distressed when he wakes up: I don’t know what’s going on & might start crying at any moment #He got brought to the Watchtower #Y’know what make it where his world is similar to a Flashpoint timeline & that’s why JL never came #He has no idea why he’s tiny and just wanted to go to one of his caretakers #The League is trying to figure out how to get this kid home but also subtly asking how his home life is #Danny: Oh I guess my bio-parent’s house is dangerous but my caretaker’s homes are really cool and safe! #The JL now think this child is in foster care of some sort in his world #Danny does nothing to dissuade this assumption #Honestly it’s really freaky for him to see people without wings & maybe clings to Hawkwoman & Hawkman #Look their wings might be metallic but at least they have them & he can actually recognize their body language #How can anyone deal with not being able to express with wings?! #Even if his were completely scorched from the Accident he could still move them and such!

[ruporas]

cheers to the future of humanity (and the future of us)

[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun. The illustration takes place during the ship/home arc, specifically chapter 21. At the center, Vash is grabbing Wolfwood by the collar and pulls him into a kiss in the middle of a celebration. The pair is colored in vibrant warm hues while their surroundings are colored in cooler colors like green and teals. Luida, Brad, Meryl, and Milly are shown amongst the crowd, occupied in the celebrations as Vash and Wolfwood share a moment by themselves at the center. END ID]

#vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #hospital yuri (explodeds) like any average vw enjoyer i will never get over that arc #specifically the scene where they heard the news of earth ships coming and did that little handshake they somehow conjured or #Had already. and then the entire ship had a party... meryl and milly started drinking immediately from joy and dragged vash and ww to get #wasted too and overall celebrate together. the chapter moves quickly just like how the hope was quickly withered out and died just hours #later when knives destroyed it. BUT IM JUST THINKING ABOUT IN THE MOMENT OF IT ALL bc in the same chapter #ww asks for a chance for tomorrow and then gets news of earth ships coming. in this same arc vash is thinking of all the things he needs to #resolve so his home doesn't get attacked so the people he love doesn't have to die and the humans he wants to protect gets to live. #i feel like deep down they both semi-recognize that it can't be this easy and regardless of earth ships coming- there's still a wait for #them to arrive and they have to hold out. and regardless ww still has a mission to follow through and vash knows knives would find out #but in that mood of celebration the entire ship brought in - they can at least let themselves relax for a moment and indulge #how they basically engaged with no violence for the few days they were on that ship coaxing them into domesticity... i feel like their #thoughts would wander to somewhere soft and all #allowing them to push aside the tiptoeing and tenseness and be sweet for a night #ruporas art

[ghcstao3]

ghost’s staying with a partner becomes fully dependent on whether or not joseph approves of them. it’s like a yay or nay after a gladiator fight sort of procession and so far soap is the only one to have survived

#joseph even does the thumbs up/thumbs down right in front of whoever ghost has brought home #he takes no prisoners #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #joseph riley #soapghost #ghostsoap

[heich0e]

au in which touya ends up having to watch natsuo put his hands all over you because you took something offered to you at a sketchy warehouse party that has you panting and whimpering and burning up and his own hot hands can't provide you any comfort but his little brother's cool-quirked touch can

#touya can't take you to the hospital because you took the pill willingly and he doesn't want you to get in trouble #and he feels so guilty because HE'S the one who brought you to the stupid party anyway #your apartment is too far away and your roommates already think touya's bad news so he doesn't want to give them another reason to hate him #so he drags you back to his house to try and help you ride out the high #and you're kneeling on the floor just inside the door to the todoroki home half-dressed because you keep trying to peel off your clothes #with touya pleading with you in a frantic whisper to just stand up and make the short walk to his bedroom without waking up his siblings #and a bleary eyed natsuo (still up and studying for a test he has the next day) finds you and his brother in the doorway #and natsuo doesn't understand why you're clinging to touya and behaving so strangely #but he does know that you sound pretty when you whimper like that #and that the way that the dim light in the corridor catches in the sheen of sweat on your exposed throat makes his chest feel tight #tw drug use

[wizardnuke]

can't stop thinking about a shadowgast "i'm not looking to fuck do you have a screwdriver my bathroom is flooding" grindr au

#essek's the one with a flooding bathroom because 1. he's a shut-in who wouldn't ever talk to his neighbors and 2. probably has #either extremely reactive experiments going on in his kitchen or classified documents he brought home to work on #but he wouldn't have a screwdriver #and caleb 'diy wizard' widogast would a. check grindr regularly and b. have a full toolkit #caleb sits essek down and shows him how to fix it. you'd think it turns into a porno but between essek's demisexuality and caleb's #all-encompassing excitement over Doing Repairs that I know that nerd would have. they don't get that far and caleb leaves quickly bc he #has papers to grade. a week goes by. essek starts breaking things on purpose. it slowly dawns on caleb that Shitty Pipes Guy doesn't #actually have shitty pipes it's that he's Lonely. and that's endearing. is this mic on #caleb teaches physics at a community college and essek is some skeevy government official with a phd in astrophysics

[sergle]

(re: sssniperwolf and jacksfilms) It's laughable that she escalated it that hard. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure stalking him like that is illegal and it's terrifying regardless, but Jack said in a stream (can't remember which one) that he wasn't about bringing up past controversies of hers or cancelling. And now she shows up outside his house (wtf!!!). Like he was willing to only call her out for stealing and freebooting but she's gone and stalked him and Jack doesn't seem like the type of guy to take that shit. Actual WTF moment from her part. wild

omg long post below bc apparently I have opinions: YES!! THAT'S WHAT'S SO INCREDIBLE ABOUT THIS... Jack has been genuinely diligent about keeping things on-topic in his streams, and hasn't brought up any of her other Stuff, or anything Personal. Despite the fact that she kickstarted the whole thing by making it INCREDIBLY personal and attacking his physical appearance... His goal has been to call out and bring attention to content theft, and he's stuck with it. Dude's also cared about this for years, and she's not the first content thief he's criticized. He just hates the way that freebooting has become so accepted-- to the point where youtube praised her for "coming up with such creative video ideas"? Hey! Ew! Dude wasn't trying to get her cancelled though, there was no smear campaign of her character. He's been rallying to get her to CREDIT the creators that she relies on for all of her content. It would set a precedent for all other "react" channels on the platform for one of the biggest channels on youtube to actually give credit where credit is due. Or, god forbid, get permission first? It's not hard. It's already done the job of making some other people who do "react content" self-analyze whether or not their content is transformative, and to maybe care about crediting the creators they rely on for their genre to work. There is a way to make this kind of video that isn't so slimy. And making fun of her lackluster-at-best reactions is so far from even being a big deal. Bc she literally does just sit there and say nothing. Plus, his goal has a clear End built into it: if she started shouting out the creators she takes content from, and put links directly to their pages in her video descriptions, the job would be done! That's what he's asking her to do. Real bare minimum stuff. It legit would have been easy to steer away from the content theft and to also talk about her history of lying to her audience! her ghosting a dying kid with cancer who was a big fan of hers! the fact that she's been arrested for armed robbery! her history of transphobia! He would also get more clicks that way, which is what she claims is his sole goal- to get more clicks. I'll bring it up though! She's been a terrible person the whole time, and has kept a steady course of manipulating her audience of young children and/or, let's be completely honest, simps- into thinking that she's a Wholesome creator. (And now, into thinking she's an innocent victim.) All of the actual effort put in by her has gone toward optics, not the content she puts out. A carefully constructed online persona, for one, but also literal appearances. Jack totally can't say this, bc she already went off the handle and said the only reason he doesn't like her is bc he Hates To See A Woman Be Successful. But I can! That was a cheap shot for her to use that argument when, for once, it's not applicable! Much the opposite, even! Dudes online wouldn't go to bat for her if she didn't look the way she does. And it weakens any case she'd have against him by making baseless claims like that. She banks hugely on being an attractive woman to get her clicks/following. A massive amount of effort is put into her appearance. The makeup, the lip fillers, putting her hair in little pigtails, the chokers and tube tops, the big non-prescription Nerd Glasses, the thumbnails where she has her mouth open in That Expression?

I don't even have to say anything. But making a weird facial expression and putting your hair in pigtails aren't moral failings. Showing up at someone's real life home (whose address you shouldn't even have access to), filming the front of their house at night, doxxing them to your audience of millions of people? Because you were mad at them online? That is fully scary! Yeah girl I'm pretty sure that Jack can press charges! There is absolutely no way to take the moral highground now that she's literally stalked him, and doxxed his home. She tried to goad him and Erin (Jack's wife) out of the house, also, which creeps me out even more-- because what was she planning to do? The fact that she's been arrested for violent crime before does pop into my mind! lmao! Jack was streaming a game at the time that she was outside his home, and these clips of him, his friends, and Erin reacting in real time to what is genuinely a scary situation have been taken down in case he needs to use them in legal action. Shit is legitimately serious!

#sergle answers #long post #LONGEST POST ON EARTH I'M SO SORRY #saying all this out loud only takes a few minutes but typing it... girl this is a BOOK #clearly I have thoughts on this Online Drama but also this isn't online! #these are people who exist in real life. and compromising a person's safety bc he criticized you for stealing tiktoks #is a real life thing. this isn't confined to online spaces! you can turn off your computer to get away from An Argument #but someone going to your house?? that's absolutely terrifying #and all of this is just because he's been telling her to credit the creators. it could have been resolved so simply. #I hope he takes legal action against her bc he genuinely has grounds to do so. #and I can't imagine how terrified and upset I would be if someone was outside my door. filming my house for their audience. #also the 'what if the roles were reversed' argument is rarely made in good faith... but she's already brought up the topic. #this would be getting even more coverage and the optics would be Even Creepier if a strange man with millions of followers showed up #at the home of a woman- just bc she criticized his videos- filming her home address for all to see and trying to get her to come outside. #It's just as creepy that sssniperwolf did this as it would be coming from ANYONE else #it's been downplayed bc her being a little skinny woman means that A Man shouldn't be threatened by her #which. even if she wasn't going to Do anything. any one of her rabidly loyal online followers MIGHT. she's not the only one who could go to #his house now! anyone could show up. #sergle.txt #Jacksfilms #Sssniperwolf

[angelic--vomit]

Rick Sanchez was the type of kid to pick up strays from the streets, the kind to see a cat or dog and just bring it home, he probably brought home someone's pet a couple of times too (either by accident or on purpose) because it looked cool or cute

Bro's first reaction was to open his arms for the snake because it looked cool and he would've taken it home too if the snake didn't start shooting

A few more examples to back it up would be Glootie and Harold the Garbage Goober (the crows too probably)

#rick has a shit ton of them im sure #rick sanchez my beloved #rick and morty #rick sanchez #i love him so much #he probably brought home more than three a week #his mom was tired of his shit #needy brain rot

[pink-november]

slay the princess swap aus are precious things to me cuz it's where i get blessed to see how the long quiet will be able to hold his voices and say his thoughts on them with the same tenderness and care the shifting mound shows to her vessels in game

#slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #stp spoilers #just imagine please for example the specter #after doing her thing in this swap au route chapters #she approaches this entity in the long quiet #holding her killer in an embrace she cannot really comprehend is one #until maybe much later because off all the feathers and wings and claws surrounding them #tlq while holding the voice of the cold says his line #this fragment is both cold and calmness. he has mastered himself and veiled the heart he is missing #he seeks that which he cannot have even to his own detriment #but your understanding has managed to touch him despite his apathy #he will become my tenacity and determination #do not mourn him. for you have finally brought him home

[the0verboss]

Zhak vo'n'fynh duj

boy speak my mother tongue to meeeee

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #tav bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #githyanki #githyanki tav #iss'tav'in #i figured out how to record my gameplay specifically to screen grab this #i really did miss this the first time round and was big mad #You know gale secretly has a githyanki baby at home he just hasnt brought up yet cause Tav is busy #he wears xan in a little sling at the academy #hes been making a point to learn tir'su so the baby will know it

[crimsongrimoire]

wrio, down absolutely cataclysmic, and also dense as fuck: no way he actually likes me. i mean yeah he brought me home despite the fact that he doesn't really Do personal relationships. but like it has to just be because i happened to be around not because im ME. right. like, no way he Likes Me For Real. that's just not possible

#crow.txt #genshin #not writing #not sfw #wriolette #neuvithesley #both actually applicable here #snippets #meanwhile neuvi who has not brought someone to his home in like actually ever. this is a very significant thing for him. and sign of trust #i love them so much. what the fuck is wrong with both of them (knows exactly what is wrong with each of them) #i need yall to know anytime i say that its so unbearably affectionate #wrio: i mean like yeah we danced and kissed and he invited me back to his place and railed me. but like. surely this doesnt Mean something? #thinking with the wrong head a little too much i think

[tysonfurybattlepass]

no but this line also seriously rubs me the wrong way

??? what???? i wouldnt even say this to a trusted dogsitter you’re telling me someone you havent seen in years and are on less than ideal terms with swoops in and takes custody of your young child and your response is “do whatever you want with him” are you fucking kidding me? tell me he’s dead to you without telling me he’s dead to you. tell me youre SO mad at your eight year old for not listening to you one(1) time that you don’t care about his wellbeing anymore. you couldnt waterboard this kind of petty resentment out of me

#there are a lot of sus lines about lancer’s home life but nobody has brought this one up afaik #earlier on he pretended to care about how lancer was doing because he thought it would make him more sympathetic to the fun gang #but now because he doesnt want queen to think she got under his skin he’s willing to say he couldnt give less of a fuck about lancer #as some lmao gottem or whatever #snakes belong in terrariums. writhe down there fucker #deltarune

[lilliancdoodles]

A mini comic on how the brasilians in Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down by @tastytoastz got Richas. Inspired by this post/meme and these tags:

#qsmp #qsmp au #LCDoodles #in making this I realized that in my character art I gave Richas two legs and no prothestic #I was so focused on the cow boots that I forgot to chop off his leg #But I realized it here XD so thats why he only has one leg cause I imagine he didn't have a prosthetic before getting adopted #He was using some crude crutches and just causing chaos on the street or wherever then Felps just scooped him up and brought him home #Also this is my first comic thing so it's not great but I tried :')

[zaless]

the flower husbands brainrot has come back(fuck the haters i can be delusional) and i am tired and thinking too much so have my thoughts:

in third life, after scott dies, we see that the flower valley was scott's haven, his safe place, where everything was almost perfect. almost, because though it's safe it's lacking something, it's faded and void of any color, it's beauty incomplete. until jimmy walks in. when jimmy's there, suddenly everything is bright and perfect and complete(home? home). jimmy is his home.

in empires 1, after scott dies, his perfect world, his happy ending, is only complete once jimmy's there (i guess happy endings do exist). jimmy is his home.

in empires 2, scott is a traveler.

#as in he has no home #his finale shows even that even chromia was temporary and not a real home #you're welcome #this was brought on by that one clip from that one video #like the i trapped my friends in a room with me one #flower husbands #they control my thoughts #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity is kenough #that tag is unnecessary I'm just spreading the jimmy is kenough propaganda #i need to sleep

[michillangelo]

K: yes :) he do :)

#marvel comics #moon knight tv #marc spector #konshu #this is not how that scene went but it is how Konshu wanted it to go #do u think he chooses his Avatars for how much they’ll horrify the other gods? #imagine you’re an ancient egyptian god and ur outcast sibling has brought the Most Fucked Up man home for family dinner #my art

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

Yes I made sure I finished my dream family home before I saved Zelda 😤 what of it

#I love that it’s basically canon that link said ‘welcome home’ when he brought Zelda to the Hateno house and now #now I made a dream home using the infinite item glitch to make some money #complete with a study AND all my weapon displays #I fucking love that while it’s obvious only one person lives there right now #it has sets of two for the dining ware #I am so excited to tell Zelda ‘welcome home’ AGAIN to their family home #zelink #loz totk spoilers #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom spoilers #loz tears of the kingdom #totk zelink #botw zelink #loz botw