#that's like a hundred miles

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die…… sincerely the chairman of the tortured poets department……… i’m setting off but not without my muse…… my muses turned into bruises……………………

she, the poet, set off for the lakes and a part of her did not survive, methinks

#too many thoughts #i feel like my brain has moving at a hundred miles an hour for the past 24 hours #ttpd #random thoughts with grace

[remindertoselfto]

Them

#whooop happy valentine's day! #ace attorney #dick gumshoe #miles edgeworth #gumworth #aa fanart #i just can't get enough of them!! #edgeworth is looking at gumshoe's lips because why wouldn't he be #anyways i spent far too long on this so i really hope you like it haha #also apologies for the style inconsistency — this is what my art looks like when i spend a hundred years on it

[suntails]

collab artwork i did for my beloved friend @llondonfog's fic in the horror zine!!! it was such an honor to work on a collab together and i couldn't have asked for a more fun experience!!! <3 go read her fic and leave comments/kudos, it's a treat!

LINK TO FIC

#this was such a blast. i had sworn off collabing in zines but oh my god when i tell u i GRABBED lettie and asked to collab together :D #this was so fun this was SO FUN!!!!! the DRAMA watching our work come together...picking the moments sketching the comps AAGHHH #particularly proud of the second spread. FIRST of all silver looks like an adoring baby duck. the love in his eyes is my artistic peak #SECOND OF ALL have. look at me. have u ever tried to draw a curved bookshelf full of books in 3pt perspective before? have u? #no? good. dont. that was so tricky ESP LINELESS OH MY GOD but all the lil titles on the books and the differentiation is satisfying to seee #this was drawn pre-7.5 and i was tempted to fix the cottage to be Completely Accurate but 80hr workweek said no. c'est la vie <3 #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #but yes this is a culmination of my zine portfolio. my 70+ experiences and 15 collabs and 3 formatted zines. all for this :D #thank u lettie i love and adore u so dearly and would work w u anytime <3 kissing u from hundreds of miles away #suntails

[goddidntdothis]

[ DAY TWENTY-TWO : LAST VICTIM ]

‘PRIMUM NON NOCERE’ or ‘first, do no harm’ isn’t technically part of the hippocratic oath, either a mistranslation or paraphrasing from the 17st century, but i’m willing to bet it would have been above the doors of a 1900s university of medicine.

#pathologic bandits have made me run miles but to be fair #i must’ve killed like a hundred of them #standing there like fantastic more orphans is what this town needs #pathologic #daniil dankovsky #pathologic fanart #pathologic fest #the bachelor

[mfshipbracket]

"to err is human to forgive is divine and to be a little hater is my goddamn civic right" grabbed me by the throat and shook me like a dog thank u for that

thanks! i plagiarized that first part from alexander pope but it's okay because he plagiarized it from the romans who plagiarized it from the greeks.

#asks #circle of life and all that #there is nothing new under the sun as ecclesiastes says #something something we will never be perfect. we can always try to be better. BUT you must remember that like. #you do not have to be good. you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. #that is from wild geese by mary oliver btw go read it and heal

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Okay so we're at 623/1025 Pokemon done right now that's 60.78%, and did you know that each 1 (one) new unique crochet brings us .09% (NOT EVEN A /TENTH/ OF A PERCENT) closer to 100%. That's 402 more Pokemon to go (currently) (not including ones that have different variants/forms). That's so many. Whoa. Wow.

#text #mind boggled again about the numbers #because like. literally if there is one thing i want to do in my lifetime that i am one HUNDRED percent SURE of. it is this project #and i know that i can do it. it is a feasible task. gargantuan. monumental. long. tedious. but doable. #and also what the FUCK i have made over #SIX. HUNDRED??? OF THESE?? #AGAIN NOT EVEN INCLUDING DIFFERENT FORMS #at some point i will make an extended sheet with the different forms counted out too #but i don't think i want to do that just now or on my own because oof that's gonna be an even biiiiigger number #but oh my god i am so in disbelief of my own self. how did i do this. how do i do this. how will i do this. what. what. #i know some of yall get tired of seeing these moments but just like. this is insane. im insane. #if i had just a single dollar for every one pokemon i have done. that would be over 600 dollars. i could get a nice treat with that. #i wish this was like in school where people would pledge a penny or something for every mile you walked/ran. except for my crochets. #why cant this literally be how i make a living. why cant the universe hook me up with that. universe do you hear me?? manifesting

[s0fter-sin]

sometimes i think about how wild a mw2 movie would be if they just dropped soapghost right in the middle with no warning or marketing. like imagine it being beat for beat the exact same, it’s your typical military action movie, promoted as just another military action movie then after they get to the safe house, ghost has to patch up soap and he’s still out of it, overwhelmed by the betrayal and everything he’s seen and ghost needs to ground him and keep him in the present, to remind him that he’s alive and safe so he kisses him and they have sex. the tantrums and the rants and the “ReAl sOLdiErS aRen’t liKe ThAt”, god i can taste it and it’s delicious

#theres never any talk of a relationship or sexuality crisis its just this moment of humanity and comfort to bring soap back to himself #real any time you need me by thirteenbullets vibes #theyre not the type of men to have something as normal as a relationship #theyre just everything to each other they know that and its enough #ghost can be such a complex character if you let him #this guy whos rejected his humanity has buried himself and become a ghost #willingly digging himself out of the grave to stop soap from digging his own #like how are there not more explicitly homoerotic military movies that actually pull the trigger (heh) on the homo part of the eroticism #you know how if movies have even a hint of queerness they wring it out for every drop of respresentation they can get #theres a hundred articles and its mentioned in every interview and it all journalists ask those actors #imagine it being a complete secret and everyone expects just a typical action movie #then boom battle buddy gay sex #like if it were a male and fenale character you would see that scene coming a mile away so why cant it happen with two guys #just doing it is the only way of normalising it #i still see men saying they act like brothers which is denial so strong even egypt is impressed #but imagine the general public expecting this manly man military movie then getting hit with the alone mission flirting and denying it #then getting smacked in the face with tender wound care and grounding love making initiated by the edgelord they were using as a self inser #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #soap cod #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #we’re a team. ghost team

[etchedstars]

sorry for the influx of darcy heartstopper posts its just that her arc in s2 is about how she doesnt think shes lovable and that she can't and won't ever come out to her parents for her own safety but she still somehow manages to be happy ., and i think it may have gotten to me a little bit

#came home from that gay art program a couple days ago back to my Closet where i have to go by my deadname and she/her pronouns because even #though i felt safe there theres no way i could possibly come out to my parents not bc theyre like darcys in that theyd kick me out its just #that theyd say things about me forever and they wouldnt be positive #but i know its possible for me to be queer and happy and loved bc that art program exists and i was there for a month and i was the happies #ive ever been #but the rest of the year i dont feel lovable and safe and i go out and try to be happy anyways . im just kinda waiting for the day when i D #get to be happy and feel loved and safe and be openly queer with my parents hundreds of miles away from me #it will happen #darcy gives me hope for myself in case you couldnt tell . #the overdue asteroid strikes again #heartstopper #darcy olsson #heartstopper s2

[babygirlificationn]

Objection your honour! I am not innocent at all!!

#aa #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth fanart #reiji mitsurugi #turnabout goodbyes #in honour of me finally finishing aa1 🤲 a miles drawing im not one hundred percent sure i like all that much #digital art #fanart #art #my art :D #kind of inspired by will woods thermodynamic lawyer song. yeah.

[oflgtfol]

anyway, i’m leaving for my upstate eclipse trip on friday morning. gonna be about 8-10 hours in the car all by myself. i desperately need entertainment to occupy me during it. can i PLEASE get some music recommendations so i can check it out during the drive

#preferably entire albums !! #but im planning on making a whole playlist so i guess individual songs are fine too BUT PLEASE ALBUMS #just to fill up more time if nothing else 😭😭 #literally please drop any recommendation whatsoever i need fucking 10 hours #nvm the return trip which will be another 8-10 hours #You understand my desperation . #im even thinking of maybe audio books but like idk i really cant do them and i cant guarantee i can pay attention while driving #but if i get truly desperate i might turn to that #brot posts #not only is it 8-10 hours alone in the car but its also fucking upstate ny #aka just nothing but the same mountains ovwr and over again #the same fucking road for hundreds of miles #so its not even just the time thats mind numbing. its also the lack of change of scenery #staring at the same damn thing for 10 hours #SO PLEASE GIVE ME RECSSSS

[pocketramblr]

What about an AU where Manual replaces Aizawa as the 1-A homeroom teacher?

Oh boy we can fit SO MUCH projection into this one

1- Manual only applied to UA because he was applying a bunch of hero schools, and he didn't think he'd get UA but why not try, at worst it's extra interview practice before he really tries at Ketsubutsu. And then he got only got a job at UA and no other school, somehow. And he can't technically complain because UA pays the best and it's a job he signed up for, but how???

2. He also didn't apply as a homeroom teacher, but they offered it to him anyway and he uh doesn't really say no. He figured he could change positions after a few years already if he wanted to, and planned on it, but then realized he liked this position much better and so kept it instead

3. Actually you know what sure all the projection. His third year he ended up being freshman homeroom team lead, which he's pretty sure isn't supposed to happen- Vlad had more experience but said he wanted a break this year from it and no one else applied so....

4. His third year is also when he gets our beloved class 1A! They do not get expulsion threats, and go to orientation. Then Manual tells them they have an essay due at the end of the week, about why they want to be heroes and what their current plan is, to be completed before any combat training. Several students pitch a fit about writing when they want to learn how to fight, but Manual points out that as part of their training, they'll have to do a lot of unpleasant things. Will they put effort into the record keeping they need to learn as pros if they aren't willing to write a paper? Will they be able to communicate in team exercises if they can't even put what they want as a hero into words? How patient can they be for slow moving cases? The class can see his point even if it's not exciting.

The second day of school, two students hand him papers. Bakugou asks if he can start fight training sooner now since he did the whole dumb essay. Midoriya asks him to look over the first draft if he doesn't mind, because he just had a lot of ideas where to take it and wants it to be really good.

By the start of homeroom the second day, these two are no longer sitting in desks right by each other.

5. On the fourth day of school, while Manual has his class looking over their costumes and getting peer feedback, he realizes that Vlad usually would be sending bragging pictures of his class in rescue training right about now, to see if Manual could get his kids to beat them next week when they went to USJ. He sends a message. It doesn't go through.

He thinks "huh, that's weird" right before robot sentry alarms go off about vines erupting from USJ's roof and throwing students out frantically. Manual grabs the closest non combat adult in the hall to watch his class and runs to help figure out what's going on.

#Manual using his excellent Vibe Check at the start of the school year: yeah ok we are gonna have to do some patience lessons early... #all might needs to figure out how to get his kid to stop breaking his bones... #oh yikes Todoroki....... Nedzu let's get a move on those dorms #but also Manual would not let ANY student within a hundred miles of hosu for internship #especially not iida #only reason he lets Izuku get as close as Torino is if because All Might brought the letter in himself #and he was like 'yes or no. that mentor will help him not break his bones on the quirk i just weirdly feel he has not had long enough' #all might is like 'ah ha what do you mean not had-' #'yes or no stop giving me more info i do not have the clearance for it i do not want the clearance for it' #'... yes?' #'ok fine ' #starredmoth #pocket talks to people #ask game

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

#hi. ive seen this movie 8x in theaters and twice on pirating sites. i am unwell #also sorry not sorry for the miguel slander. i am a miles loyalist thru and thru thst bitch is on thin ice #but also literally can't get over gwen “it really is so nice to get to talk to you. me & him its different. in every other universe...stacy #cause directly underneath that she's actually saying. “i missed you. and what i have with you i literally do not have with anyone else and. #you dont know this but ive met hundreds and thousands of spiderpeople. nd even in my friendship with hobie its not like what i have with yo #and im actually really smitten with you. the one person i shouldn't be smitten with bc there is no happy ending for us. and idk... #if i should hold off. and im letting you know all this so that you can decide for me. whether to take that lesp of faith or not with you. & #hope that say yes and make the first move so that i cant but help to just sink into you.“ #AND IT MAKES SENSE! SHE MET HIM JUST AS HE WAS LIVING THROUGH AN EXPERIENCE SHE DID. OF BECOMING SPIDEY. AND RIGHT AFTER #SUFFERING THE GREATEST TRAGEDY OF HER LIFE WHICH SHE WAS ABOUT TO BEAR WITNESS THRU WITH HIM. SHE WAS THERE FOR HIS UNCLE DYING AND WATCHED #HIM BECOME SPIDERMAN. WE FORGET THAT THEY ACTUALLY WENT THRU SOME HEAVY THINGS TOGETHER. THEYRE TRAUMABONDED. I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT THAT WO #ACTUALLY MEANS. BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT SHE CAN ONLY TALK TO MILES BC THEY PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND EO. #anyways idk why im shouting. im high rn. but crazy how all of that meaning was subtly thrown in there. like we got a confession scene folks #from gwen of all people! i love that for me. #also back to miguel: so i know he's hot. but if a hot person were to ever be rude to a waiter we agree theyre no longer hot right? right. #atsv #miles morales #itsv #miguel o'hara #the spot #ghostflower #gwiles #gwen stacy #ghost spider #gwen x miles #rio morales #across the spider verse #into the spider verse

[nyaskitten]

Dudeee I went to the Chima wiki to find info on the Mother Sun, right>? And ALL that informastion is just lumped into the main article for Chima, so NO article about the actual Sun itself right? Y'all TELL ME WHY THE WIKI IS JUMPING THROUGH LOOPHOLES TO DENY THAT CHIMA'S IN THE WYLDNESS...

GIRL not to be That Guy but why are you THIS angry about this shit...

#brother if anything this is. a good thing ??? #chima literally gets to live on and even if it DOESNT get more sets or much focus on itself its like ok it still clearly has a lasting- #legacy #to be referenced like 10 years after it ended??? #and to be included in a whole other show as canon??? #also shit gets retconned in literally every single series ever dude fym 'set in stone chima lore' bro #it is not set in shit man. #yea the forever rock may have been destroyed but so what??? #its never said ras VISITED that place he just knew of it #i doubt he ever heard it was destroyed #why? #because chima is a giant floating landmass like a hundred miles high or some shit #hed probably have heard legends of it #but never SEEN it #istfg theres only 2 chima fans i can rely on to be cool people and not be annoying as fuck. #hi lloyval shipper hi shrimp ! ur the only 2 i can count on tbh #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles #i realized while writing this i got pissed as fuck too which is so funny #im making fun of ppl coping so hard #then im angrily complaing ab their bullshit #but then again i think i should be allowed to . as a treat.

[putuponpercy]

I bet Thomas has successfully managed to convince Cranky to yeet his snowplough into the ocean at least once

#ttte #ttte thomas #ttte cranky #Thomas: *complaining about how slow Cranky is loading the flatbeds* #Cranky: *explaining the importance of being slow and steady so the crates don't go flying* #Thomas: lol I doubt it you just like making everyone wait #Cranky: it's true why I could probably throw things a hundred miles if I move fast enough #Thomas: ...bet you can't throw my snowplough really far into the sea #Cranky: .... orite bet

[starberry-skies]

#chirping #polls #poll #asking my friends what they want for the holidays and half of em are like nooooo don't get me anything aaawaaaa #dude idk how to say this. i'm bad with words i'm bad with touch and most of my friends hundreds of miles away. please let me get you a gift #like. please let me show u i care. ok #anyway ok2rb lmaoo

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

The “Spider should have left Quaritch to die” and the “Spider should have gone with Quaritch” crowds are both wrong. Spider should have dragged Quaritch out of the ocean for the precise purpose of cutting out his heart and eating it raw.

#alternately: he swims back to the sullys with the heart in his teeth and drops it at their feet like a cat bringing you dead mice #kiri gives him ear scritches #avatar #avatar the way of water #real talk I'm SO mad spider's probably never gonna kill quaritch #I'm hoping he'll at least get to kill ardmore #like ardmore gets a lot of flack for shit quaritch did but she still one hundred percent deserves it #atwow #spider atwow #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #spider soccoro sully #spider socorro #miles quaritch #colonel quaritch #colonel miles quaritch #recom quaritch #recom miles quaritch #gore #dead dove do not eat #we're nothing to each other #avatar series