#the absolutely clownery

[glassedplanets]

i am still soooo charmed by that one set of eyecatchers

#my art #zosan #one piece fanart #specifically as blue and i have been slowly working thru watching the raid on onigashima i have loved every time they do that thing where- #-they incorporate the motion of the scene into the motion of the first part of the eyecatcher #and then the other fist comes swinging w/ clownery lol #not specifically art for fic but like [anime villain glasses adjustment] i suppose i was thinking about my own Woeurke of Writinge... #ALSO in a very brief scrub-thru of some eps can you believe that you can literally only see part of sanji's shoulder in his yukata fit. #absolutely criminal. you can see the whole pattern when he's about to bitch out zoro re: hiyori but i had to guess at the pattern colors :^ #i also know that yukata patterns can be like... modern/traditional or Gendered or in/formal but i have no idea of the specifics..... #one piece tag

[paarthursass]

to me the most clownish part of the whole "raphael having haarlep look like himself" thing is that haarlep looks noticeably YOUNGER than raphael. haarlep's raphael form has fewer wrinkles and a softer face. like.

idk if this is indicative of WHEN haarlep took on raphael's form, therefore implying that haarlep has been serving raphael for a long ass time, or just indicative of raphael being not just a freak, but a self-conscious one too, but good golly.

#sophie.txt #sophie plays bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 raphael #haarlep #bg3 spoilers #we clown on the nexus modders for ironing out the wrinkles from ppl when raphael is already doing that. absolute clownery

[buticanfixhim]

My dash in the last hour

1. MATTY HEALY IS THERE EW SOMEONE GET THE GUNS

2. MATTY AND GRACIE ARE DATING....SO ITS NOT TAYLOR....PHEW....

3. THATS NOT MATTY THAT'S HAYES

4. WAS MATTY HEALY EVEN THERE

#the absolute chaos and clownery today

[dogwood-designs]

I saw the ice cream video where BDG tried to pick up a broken egg off the floor with his bare hands and he looked so sad and pathetic that I had to paint him

Acrylic on Canvas

#brian david gilbert #bdg #bdg fanart #brian david gilbert fanart #jester #clown #fool #my art #acrylic #acrylic on canvas #polygon #unraveled #bdg ice cream #sopping wet cat #sad wet man #clownery #clowncore #pathetic wet dog of a man #love this man #absolute icon

[ashintheairlikesnow]

The idea that it is Bad and Terrible and you are a Bad Person when your stories involve real life events or are set during real life events, especially real life events that are most of a century ago, may be one of the weirdest and worst takes I have ever seen in my life.

#fuck the purity police #and that goes for this shit too #writing #absolute clownery #fic #fanfic #bullshit #bad media crit #bad lit crit #literary criticism #media

[saltpepperbeard]

yes, but are you mentally ill and/or pirate-deprived enough to make gentlebeard in heroforge? 🫡

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Edit #this feels appropriate to launch into the tumblrsphere after i was foaming at the mouth over WHISPERS of clownery PFFFF #like hbo #listen #l i s t e n #i have devolved to the point of making tabletop/dnd dolls of these silly little guys to fill the Void okay #i miss them so much that i have to replicate them in any way that i can #WHICH OKAY LMAO #I was delighted to sneak bits of Borple into Ed's forge #LIKE PURPLE NAILS YEAAAAAHHH #And Heroforge allowing for two characters to be in one scene is absolutely EVERYTHING #A WEE BIT TOO DANGEROUS IF YOU ASK ME LMAO BUT #IT'S SOMETHING OF A BANDAID RIGHT NOW #SUSTAINING MEEEEE

[jennortegas]

ONE PIECE (2023) - 1.08 "WORST IN THE EAST"

#oplaedit #onepieceedit #alexisedits #netflixedit #tvedit #buggy the clown #opla #one piece live action #yall already knew this was coming #the absolute clownery on my end #he's my pathetic little wah wah that wants love

[dukeofdelirium]

just remembered an anon hate I got where the anon was like “reminder that mileven and zvtara are endgame and ended your ships!” in regards to me shipping byler and kataang… LMFAOOO

when I say seeing that message absolutely SENT me

it’s the way that they actually thought if they compared mileven to zutara, aka one of the most painfully fanon ships in existence, that they would somehow diss me 😭😂 as if zutara didn’t lose that ship war nearly 20 years ago horrendously

them in my inbox: hm. how can I own this tumblr user for being a byler shipper?

them: oh I’ve got it! I’ll compare mileven to zutara!

like as if kataang didn’t get married and have three (3) children together 💀

#the absolute clownery … god it sends me every time #byler #kataang #anti mileven #anti zutara #stranger things #avatar the last airbender #atla

[huntingpeople-savingsam]

I know this is the non-violence only passive or micro aggression website but if I ever met one of you absolute clowns who started acting so grossly hostile and rude to the Watcher team (and specifically Steven Lim) in person, I would not hesitate to knock you on your ass

#this clownery has gotta stop #yes their roll out strategy and original straight to solely paid content plan was not great #but the rancid entitlement and lack of empathy or understanding of the reality of running a company and fairly paying their employees? #just so many absolutely nasty and hateful takes the last couple days #watcher #watcher tv

[vro0m]

So I made this meme while joking with Cofi

But then things transpired and I had to correct it to this???

#absolute clownery #never knew I was worth so much attention and energy it's doing things to my ego ngl #off topic

[spellboundcities]

To say "I'm back on my bullshit" is to imply I was ever off of it.

#i said i was gonna draw it and i did #thank you jonny if you see this I'm in your debt #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #jay merrick #mh jay #tim wright #mh tim wright #alex kralie #mh alex #the hooded man #mh hoody #mh skully #absolute clownery. all of it #opaline yellowjackets #guns

[shawolsos]

Paul Simms wakes up in the morning and goes, "I can excuse using hypnosis to get a man to fall in love with you, then turning him into a vampire (effectively murdering him) and decapitating the reincarnation of your wife's ex-lover multiple times over centuries and turning your resurrected wife into a clone of your familiar's boyfriend and fucking it because why not and banging the ghost of your mortal soul because his unfinished business was blue balls and yourself and your spouse having both had an affair with the same person at entire separate points in your marriage and the Bi-Annual Vampire Orgy™️ (that is a slay tbh) and abandoning that trip you and your wife had planned to raise the reborn man child of your roommate that you found in your basement and subsequently turned into your adopted pseudo son and hypnotising a school administrator for said pseudo son so many times that he has a stroke and banging your wife whilst she's in the body of your now fully regrown pseudo son whilst her mortal soul watches on from the porcelain doll it inhabits and trying to get with the wife of the man who would become your adoptive father (thus making her your future adoptive mother by extension) after he fucked off whilst her doll-inhabiting mortal soul watches on in disgust AGAIN and of course (lest we forget) sustaining oneself off of the lifeblood of mortals, but I draw the LINE at a boss/employee relationship between two consenting of-age men because THAT would be weird." And that is WILD.

#like bro that's literally the point 😭😭 #theyre centuries old vampires of course theyre a lil toxic and morally bankrupt #thats why we love them #thats the whole gag #that has BEEN your whole gag for five seasons #why now have you chosen to take the moral high ground #clown behavior #absolute clownery #paul simms #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdtis #cerys rambles

[goddesspharo]

Colombia said we're not leaving California without some hardware so if it's not the Concacaf Gold Cup, we are damn well going to win next year's SAG Award for Best Ensemble in a Comedy Series!

#absolute clownery #woso #uswnt

[mercedesmone]

ferarri has a bingo card full of ways to fuck up charles’ season and the winner gets $1million

#the only logical explanation for the absolute clownery #charles leclerc #f1

[thislightsaberkillsfascists]

Watched merlin again and it made me so unwell I decided to learn how to digitally paint. Anyway, please don't repost.

#a friend visited for the weekend and we did a best of merlin marathon #and we were so sad and angry by the end of it #this is literally the second digital painting ive ever done and i spent most of my time on the coat #absolute clownery on my part frankly #art #my art #bbc merlin #merlin #colin morgan #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon

[queerofthedagger]

I really was like 'aww I'm sure i can write a silly lil 10k merthur fic with some of my fave tropes for them over a weekend and then go back to my steddie bang in peace I'm sure this won't reawaken anything in me' like girl there's 800k words of proof on just how fucking unhinged you are about these men and now you have the audacity to impersonate the surprised pikachu face at your brain going merthur merthur merthur like a 5-year old who got into the coke stash be so serious rn

#mona rambles #like i know the brainrot only ever goes dormant and never leaves WHY would i start throwing rocks at it #the clownery. the absolute fucking hubris. jfc 🤡🤡🤡