#the first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club

[bubbloquacious]

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#math #the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club

[wickedsrest-rp]

How come plasmoids (with no bones) aren't a playable species?

Because every species is bones.

#Anonymous #answered #and the first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club

[candont]

Several Daoists dressed neatly in short Daoist garments

#the first rule of tautology club #wang dulu #道

[spacedoutsheepy]

the first rule of Tautology Club is that the first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology Club. This is because it's the first rule of Tautology Club.

#196 #shitpost #tautology #rule

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What if after the end of "Breaking dawn", Alice sees a vision of her joining the Volturi (with or without Jasper doesn't matter)? No matter what she does the vision stays the same. What if one day Edward kills Bella(is this the sign Alice thinks).What does Alice do after the only defence (Bella) against the Volturi is gone?Will she finally join them?Will she feel guilty if she joins the Volturi and abandoning the Cullens?How would Edward react If he sees the vision of Alice joining the Volturi?

This is a fic.

I'm quite serious in that you will be much happier writing this fic as it sounds like you have something very specific in mind.

As for Alice, per the ask, she has no choice but to join the Volturi so she will join the Volturi. And I guess Edward murders Bella? For reasons?

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

As for Edward, yes, he would certainly rail against this with all his might but per the prerequisite of his murdering Bella off screen, he's already gone a little mad and what precisely he'd do is dependent on the circumstances.

I imagine Alice would be accused of treachery or else be seen as a pawn who Chelsea must have gotten to somehow.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #alice cullen #edward cullen #bella swan #meta #headcanon #opinion #kleailia

[purple-sage]

the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club

as long as you're a member of tautology club, you're a member of tautology club

tautology club is committed to the goals that tautology club is committed to

tautology club members must engage in behaviors which must be engaged in by members of tautology club

[electronsprotonscroutons]

the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club

[bgb16999]

Ace culture is seeing a post that defines what ace culture is, but that you can’t relate to despite being ace, and yet you reblog anyways.

Always remember, the last rule of the asexual tautology club is the last rule of the asexual tautology club.

#ace culture #ace culture is what ace culture is #the first rule of the asexual tautology club is the first rule of the asexual tautology club

[flintandpyrite]

holy shit I was talking to my genomics teacher today about a paper we are reading for class and was trying to dissect a figure with him, was thinking aloud and said “This shows...hm...that the hypermutated tumors had more mutations.” and he said “well that’s tautological. Wait, do you know what tautological means?” and I was SO FUCKING SHOCKED that a scientist would ask a GRAD STUDENT taking a BIOINFORMATICS CLASS if they knew what tautological means that I just smiled and said “yes. yes I do,” but I kind of wish I’d been a little more forceful about that, in retrospect

#I assume it was a reflex from talking to undergrads but #HOLY SHIT DUDE #the next thing I did was to say #'the first rule of tautology club...' #so apparently my reflex when getting mansplained to is to quote xkcd so #interesting

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Me: Radfems hate to admit men are victims of anything, ever.   Reddit Radfem: Why would we? The movement is for helping women.   Me: Because sometimes men's issues are relevant, especially if you're claiming certain types of issues are unique to women. Me: Heck, I've seen radfems come into discussions about gender-neutral or men's issues and try to make women the real victims. Sometimes you actively deny that men have any issues.   Radfem: Radfems are a movement for women. That means we only talk about women's problems. Duh.  

Me: Do you know the first rule of tautology club?

#radfems #reddit #stupid #logic

[suchaspookyginger]

got tagged by @snorlaxlovesme !! thx bb! i keep meaning to do these but i always forget 😂😂

rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better or catch up with

favorite color: teal! lavender! mauve!!

last song: "new years day" by taylor swift. i'm currently very sentimental lol

currently reading: verity by colleen hoover. my store is doing a book club and this is the first one we decided on!

last movie: Belle! It was so aesthetic, but I'm gonna agree with Kelly and say that the plot was all over the place. Left the theatre with good vibes though, so that's always good lmao

sweet, savory, or spicy?: sweet and savory tbh. give me chocolate covered pretzels and sweet meat buns any day

currently working on: wedding planning! it's very stressful, especially since we've been engaged literally less than a week and my dad is encouraging the wedding to be this fall 😣😣 he's hosted/planned four weddings recently so it's far from his first rodeo, but I'm currently doing a lot of the beginning legwork

as for who I'm tagging: uhhh @l0chn3ss @bakugou-klancey-lance @canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit @this-gremlin-noticed-you-so-she @repetitive-tautology @lunar-resonance @unboundbymusic @sweetprincesspeach and @rebornfromash and please tag me if y'all do it! 💖

#@snorlaxlovesme #about me #tag game

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club

I googled this one and it checks out, gang

#thank u anon #Anonymous

[gil-estel]

So are you an anti-anti?

the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club

[candont]

#the first rule of tautology club

[ramblingandpie]

So it looks like either sticky tack or the command/3m/whatever foam stickers.

Will probably do sticky tack because I’ve had better luck getting it off of surfaces. Those foam stickers really stick, man! Plus this way I can make sure that the stars are fairly flush to the wall, which I think will look better.

May try to run to Target on my lunch break tomorrow... the sooner I get this done, the sooner it will be done!

#the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club #but I really want them off of my sewing table. #because I really want to try to find time to sew #even if it is not super realistic because the only time I have completely to myself is when everyone is asleep #and my sewing machine is not quiet #and wakes up my wife

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I know your thoughts on the Cullens being doomed, but if it were possible, how do you see them working through everything and managing to come out stronger as a coven, if you don’t mind me asking?

"Alright, so the Cullens are doomed. But if they weren't doomed, how would they not be doomed?"

Anon, I'm sorry, but my only response is "The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."

(This is because my answer is that I don't see this happening. I think they could stay together for a while, so long as no catalyst gets in their way, but they ultimately each want different things from the world and each other.

Working through their issues requires Edward to significantly grow as a person.

He didn't do this in Twilight, when a lot was happening and he had every opportunity, I don't see this happening for him.)

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #the cullens #meta #headcanon #opinion