So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask, “Can we wipe the slate clean?”
But they tell me to please go and fuck myself
You know you just can’t win
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The Chronicles of Narnia Incorrect Quotes
Peter: We need to talk about your decorum
Lucy *sitting cross-legged on the banquet table*: Those are some mighty big words for someone standing in lava
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Translation. Yes. He does have you microchipped.
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Hi me and honeydew FINALLY updated the golden years (our modern au fic for tas) so I made new cover art for it!
So here's Darius singing his heart out.
Obviously it would make more sense to you of you read it but like im v proud of this
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Episode 23 - The Golden Years
Plot: While settling Nana Possible in Florida, Kim and Ron must stop Drakken from using mind control on senior citizens in his latest take-over-the-world scheme.
Rides: none
MHS Readerboards: none.
Favorite Lines:
Kim: But my Nana has a way of taking to a truly critical level.
Ron: Critical? Critical like how?
Nana: Kimberley Anne Possible, you can't walk around with your
bellybutton picking out like that. This is Florida, dear,
not Las Vegas.
Ron: OK. Critical like that.
Kim: So not! Just last week I foiled this superfreak that
tried to flood Canada with a weather machine.
% hearing aid squeaks .
Nana: That's nice, dear.
Kim: Nice? The population of Saskatchewan thought it was a
little better than nice.
Ron: Hey, I'm Ron. Ron right, as in Mr. Right.
Girl: Froob.
Ron: 1 down, 5,000 to go.
Shego: Let me guess, that's just the beginning. You will then...
Drakken: Shut! I will then launch a satellite that will create a
worldwide population of teen zombies! And with them I shall
take over the world! ( cackles insanely ) Shego, remind me
to order more fruity lickies, as well.
Drakken: Hmm? ( groans )
Drakken: who are you?
Nana: Your army, reporting for duty.
Shego: ( chuckles ) This? This is your army of youth? I think
you missed by about 50 years, doc.
Strengths: Debbie Reynolds as Nana Possible, well...basically everything.
Weaknesses: none
Final Score: 10 Nacos out of 10
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Retire in Style: Exploring 5 Exquisite Retirement Houses in Florida
Retirement marks a new chapter in life, offering the chance to enjoy the fruits of years of hard work and planning. When it comes to choosing a place to spend these golden years, Florida often tops the list. With its beautiful weather, vibrant culture, and abundance of recreational activities, Florida is a haven for retirees seeking relaxation and enjoyment.
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Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more
I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)
You gave me such old dog brainworms.
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At least they’ve found a common interest.
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