this weapon is so fucking stupid i love it so much I cant stop thinking about how dumb it is. 4 knifes tied to a pole. who came up with it its hilarious
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MAN. I am so conflicted about sun being mean cause I want to say its the virus making him act erratically cause I love him being a golden retriever sweetie pie but also. sun being a tsundere unhinged little shit is so fucking funny hfhfdhg
Listen I Do Not Blame him for being a little salty under the collar about everything. Man gets so little attention, and yet has (arguably) the toughest fucking job in the entire PizzaPlex. He probably gets so little respect that he's just jaded and tired and is This Fucking Close to losing it at any given moment. (Imagine if he was super closed off at the beginning of your relationship, only to go full golden retriever mode once you've finally broken down the walls. Pretty much like Moon, but more Buppy than Kibby.)
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ooooooooooh!! 🔥💐😍 for our favourite bachelor Daniel!!
eee becca!! 💛 thank you for askin about our danny-boy~ have an unused shot of this hunk from his Moment with francis as reward~
and you know me!! these got long lolol - under the cut we go!
🔥 what's a surefire way to make your oc get flustered?
heheee, everyone wanted to know this one!! given his behavior on-camera so far, i bet it would surprise most everyone to know that dan isn't often one to get flustered. but confidence? confidence gets him weak in the knees. he's always had a thing for people who are unapologetically themselves.
always a plus: daniel is notorious for his eye contact. he is intense, and intent. he listens to people thoroughly and gives them his undivided attention. match that energy? listen to him, smile as he talks, engage with his conversation and ask him questions? you'll slowly start to see a light pink blush crawling up the back of his neck!
(since it's no longer a spoiler: daniel's in-game strongest attractiveness preferences are, in order, a heavy build, facial hair, and freckles!)
💐 what is their courting style? how would they woo someone?
while he isn't too practiced in the department, daniel does have an idea of how he acts when he's interested in someone and wants their attention. he is definitely a Silent Listener: most likely you'll start off as friends, with good banter and the knowledge that dan has your back no matter what. he'll put his arm around you at a bar when someone bothers you or gladly accept physical affection and let you hang all over him, but you won't have a single clue he's into you. he's just the best friend ever! protector, dad friend, perfect hugger...
that is, until he shows up with the flowers you mentioned you liked five months ago because they're finally in bloom. until you go out to lunch and he orders for you because he's remembered everything you like. until he waits for you to get inside every time he drops you off because he needs to see you get home safe. until he starts texting you "good morning" because you're the first thing he thinks about.
and finally, months in because this man will never be straightforward, especially not about his feelings, you're up at 3am drinking whiskey and smoking and petting his dogs' heads in your lap (all three of them will climb on you ok) and he's showing you his favorite records - and daniel stops, turns to you, and says something he's remembered from ages ago that you said, that you liked, that you wanted to do...
daniel might rarely make the first move when it comes to physical affection, but the man does know how to get you to the point that you don't know why you haven't just gotten up, crossed the room, grabbed his face and kissed him yet ;)
😍 what does your oc find irresistible in others?
confidence, the true unapologetic ability to be oneself and present that to the world, wins him over greatly for sure - but daniel also finds honesty very attractive. it's one thing to present yourself to the world without fear, and it's another to admit that you're nervous or scared or upset. there's a great amount of courage in both, and daniel admires both qualities highly!
that, and ... let's be real, like. iif you've got any kind of chest hair and wear a deep v neck, he's screwed.
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came back from a walk today with the worst, uneven sunburn I've had in a while which is making my face & shoulders hurt so I made this edit to cope bc tbh?? how tf did he not come back from the desert with the most goofy ahh tan lines known to man???
like ik it would have been a nightmare to have had to animate him this way but STILL. if I'm not exempt from misshapen suntan lines, neither is he. 😤🔥 /lh
also this was slightly inspired by the first TTATC tweet I ever made after watching it for the first time:
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i wish i was seeing knuckle punk & real friends tomorrow :(
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