#the most pathetic man ever...

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

#lati speaks #fnaf movie #fnaf #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #lmao bro is gonna be in for a shock once he sees how many people want to bone him #bless josh's heart he’s such a sweet dude <33 #it’s ALWAYS the loser pathetic men that are the sexiest and most fuckable #i had a crush on him ever since zathura and journey so now i'm just loosing my shit even more for this man <33

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

is this something

#fenhawke #fenris #hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #they’re truly the most country x emo of all time #shoutout to austin for having the same braincell as me bc i’ve been thinking about this too much now #this is the dynamic ever idc #the most loser pathetic emo man in his 20s with a lame bachelor pad full of wolf iconography #with the most lame sad gay country bumpkin imaginable who drives a shitty battered old pickup and listens to bad country music #they both suck ao much and all their friends are just as bad in orher ways

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[pharawee]

*record scratch*

*freeze frame* 

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pop pataraphol #benz atthanin #michael kiettisak #topten supakorn #pitbabeedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits. #sad clown shoes squeaking #chill bros it's just a prank bros #jub jub bros 🫰🫰 #yeah but also after beating the crap out of him #team x-hunter took him in and house-trained him #thank u bless u winner you're the most pathetic and wet man i've ever seen

[twink-with-an-agenda]

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

#saddest wettest most pathetic man ever #(affectionate) #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #my art

[tangledinink]

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("I saw you crying-- are you okay?")

(thread was getting a bit long, so...!) @rattraptmnt

#giving this man the biggest most saddest pathetic wet eyes ever #pitiful meow meow hours #tmnt au competition #propaganda #crossovers #rat trap au

[thegroundhogdidit]

i love the flanagan style of horror that says "don't you see? the ghosts are a metaphor for grief and love spanning across time and space. also that is very much a real vampire and it wants to drink all of your blood"

#flanaverse #and sometimes you get a bonus of the most weeping pathetic man to ever show up on screen. he's also a vampire #midnight mass #this is about hill house and bly manor and the midnight club also but midnight mass mainly

[arsenicflame]

the most wild thing is that we got an absolutely soaking izzy and it wasn't even wet and pathetic it was wet and HOT

#he is the most wet and pathetic coded man ever #i mean he served a lot of wet and pathetic moments in those episodes but when actually wet? #that wasn't drowned rat that was a heros stand #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #israel hands #now mr ricky or whatever his name is. Those were some wet and pathetic looks

[sylvies-chen]

no words in ANY language nevermind english can describe how sick to my stomach I was watching roman look at his wounds healing, saying they were good stitches, they were good stitches! why couldn’t have it been him? because being at his mom’s and being free from his father’s physical abuse made his wounds and trauma start to heal, and he thinks he’s just barely healed/pulled himself together into some semblance of a functioning person and leader, and the MINUTE he feels that way and expresses it to his brother, kendall, who’s so obsessed and entrenched in the idea of becoming his father, doesn’t comfort him like roman expects, but presses his wounds in until they bleed while kissing his hair. and kendall will only ever be like logan in that he knows how to twist the knife and kick a puppy dog when he’s down.

#roman roy you are the most pathetic man I’ve ever seen get behind me so I can protect you #abby liveblogs #succession #succession spoilers #hbo succession #succession hbo #roman roy #kendall roy

[catorikishin]

I'm taking them all out for lunch since Harry lost the plmm poll :(

Transcript of the comic dialog:

First panel: Harry: "Kim, you wanna share again?" Kim: "D-detective..." Harry: "C'mon, for friendship!" Kim: "Harry!" Harry - an encyclopedia check, partially hidden behind Kim's next speech bubble; the dialog is unimportant/unintelligible and it's just supposed to look wordy Kim: "YOUR FRIES!"

Second panel: Harry: "Cuno! Those were supposed to be for both of us :(" Cuno: "Cuno doesn't FUCKING care!" Harry: "But...but...sharing! Our bond is deteriorating :(" Cuno: "You snooze you lose, pig!"

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #de fanart #disco elysium kim #disco elysium harry #disco elysium cuno #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #kuuno de ruyter #cuno de ruyter #rip king #in my heart he is the most pathetic and sopping wet man I have ever witnessed #digital art #my art #catori draws #artists on tumblr #kimharry #does it count when Harry tries to flirt while his fries are getting stolen?

[wrinkleintime]

enterprise text posts: featuring the mirror universe

#star trek enterprise #star trek #jonathan archer #hoshi sato #trip tucker #doctor phlox #t'pol #malcolm reed #travis mayweather #enterprise text posts #i didn't set out to make a mirror universe theme but once i got into the mindset of the mu i couldnt stop finding the perfect posts #making mirror archer the most absolutely pathetic evil man you've ever met is my new number one hobby. the evil bed one is my masterpiece. #these are mostly hoshi and archer because i think the mu version of Them is so fun <3 sorry not sorry <3 #but also i've been repeating 'like thats my vibe idiot' all week.

[lovesickeros]

☆ what a kind god, what a cruel god

{☆} characters zhongli {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood, light angst {☆} word count 0.5k

You are a kind God - with hands that heal instead of hurt. Words that forgive, instead of rightfully insult. The stories do little justice to the breadth of your gentleness, extending your love to the slimes that coalesce at your feet, eager to know the touch of the Divine. The birds that sing with the wind your praises from upon your shoulder.

But to him, your kindness is so very cruel.

They do not deserve it. He does not deserve it.

Your forgiveness should be a blessing after all they have done, but it feels like swallowing acid instead. It makes him feel sick and lightheaded, throat constricting until he struggles to breath against the weight of his sins, heavy upon his chest.

He wonders if your hatred would be easier. Even apathy, he thinks, would be preferable to the way your screams intermingle with the softness in your voice as you cradle his face between his hands within his dreams. Even in the waking world, your every word is shadowed by broken pleas, drowned in golden ichor as it rises up your throat, silencing your screams - it haunts him, and he cannot handle seeing the way you look at him in concern. He does not deserve it.

Try as he might, he cannot forgive himself. He does not think he ever can - not when he wakes to the feeling of blood on his hands, his tongue, filling his lungs until all he tastes and smells is blood.

If you had been a little less kind, he thinks he would find comfort in your cruelty.

Your anger would be a mercy.

But you are not. You are..kind. Gentle. So many things he once praised on bruised knees at an altar that towered far above him, drowned in gold and silks, every word he speaks a prayer to the most Divine. And he cannot bear the weight of knowing that he could have destroyed that part of you - he cannot bear knowing that he didn't, and you look upon the man who wore your blood like a second skin with a kindness that burns him like a hot iron.

He did not deserve such a loving God.

"..Zhongli?"

He pauses in his internal struggle, hands shaking on his lap. He clenches them into fists, blunt nails digging into his palms until they stop - yet you look at him with furrowed brows, concern gleaming in your eyes, and he feels sick all over again. But for you, he would do anything. Even if it meant pretending he did not feel like a monster in a mortals skin when you smiled at him like he was worth anything.

"Yes, Divine One?"

He chokes down the phantom taste of iron upon his tongue, forcing himself to smile to soothe the worries that crease your brow.

"You said you'd take me to the Chasm today."

He feels..relieved as the worry melts away from your features. It is the very least he can offer - he shall take upon your burdens, your worries, so that you may look upon Teyvat with love, and not fear. He will carry the sins of the many, so that you may look upon the nations with pride, and not horror.

It is all he can do, to ease the way his chest aches when you smile at him, hand tugging at his sleeve and forcing himself unsteadily to his feet.

He does not deserve you - but for today, he can pretend. Just a little while longer.

#sagau #self aware genshin #self aware genshin impact #genshin sagau #imposter au #sagau imposter au #fic tag #angst #zhongli #sagau zhongli #pulls out the whiteboard who wants 2 hear my psychoanalysis of zl in sagau!! #imposter au zl who resents himself and is just a little fucked up over what happened and refuses to accept that he can be forgiven :) #he needs therapy bc he refuses to accept that hes allowed 2 be a little traumatized!!!! #as u can see he did not handle anything well ever and he is mentally unwell. perhaps a little unstable. #making the genshin men as pathetic as possible one man at a time #I JUST THINK. there is a lot of potential 2 be had for post imposter au characters. #slaps zl this bad boy can fit so much self hatred and internal resentment and trauma and lack of self worth and #yeah :) #writes the most unhinged shit ever. refuses to elaborate. leaves

[irregularbillcipher]

bill cipher is the character ever. he swears in cartoon sound effects. he has beef with a baby. he didn't know what colors were until he was like at least 27. he's the most powerful being to ever visit earth. he only exists in dreams. he's an alcoholic. he's a victorian. he almost certainly worked retail. he doesn't know about his own gender. he also doesn't care about his own gender. he's depressed. he likes silly straws. he knows everything. he's stupid as shit. he thinks that normal is just a setting on a washing machine. he's touchy about his sides being uneven. he's a flatland oc. he's owned by disney. he responds to "willy." he thinks in all caps. he has a reddit account

#i always think it's really funny when people rewatch gravity falls and are like 'oh bill is uh. kinda stupid' like yeah!!!!!!!!! #that's why he rocks so much!!!! he's just a pathetic little man with a manipulative streak and godlike powers banking on the sales skills h #was forced into learning as a flatlander!!! he's so uncool in every way and that's why he's great!!!!! #his whole plan is just 'manipulate people a bunch so i can throw the sickest rager with my pals because i'm a repressed victorian' #which is DELIGHTFUL! it makes him one of the most funny characters ever #also i purposefully put 'touchy about his sides being uneven' next to 'flatland oc' for a reason #another url i considered was irregularbillcipher so. that's my highly specific hc of the day

[cillixn]

Peaky Blinders is a straight guy show, why are so you obsessed?

i have never, and i mean EVER, met a single straight man who actually understood peaky blinders

#that is a show solely for the girlies‚ gays‚ and theys #straight guys always want to idolize tommy shelby like ??? #my brother in christ… did we even watch the same show #that is not your badass sigma male hero #that is the saddest most pathetic man i’ve ever seen #asks

[artaintfartwarriors]

#sol #sol wc #rogue #kittypet #skyclan #loner #shadowclan #thunderclan #skyclan and the stranger #tpot #oots #hollyleaf’s story #most pathetic man I’ve ever met hooool #y shit #favorite scenes with him: getting his fucking ass beat by Hollyleaf 2) his weird but slightly caring relationship w purdy #and of course 3) holy shit is that a Lion #yeah sorry he’s not animation friendly at ALL that’s an oopsie on my part

[deadwardianpoltergeist]

randy would be so flattered by the dialtown reviews

#sexiest man in dialtown but he gets beat up by swans every day #and when questioned on his sexuality he responds with ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ #the most pathetic man ever #I want to do unspeakable things to him #randy jade #dialtown