#the rest are unwatchable

[huanted-dennys]

I Love all the live action continuities equally

knightverse, rotb… *looks at smudged writing on hand* and… gayverse?

#jk i don’t hate it #i just think it sucks #it’s a joke i promise #but seriously #it’s not my fav #and im so glad we’re not making anymore movies in that plot line #was great for like the first three movies #the rest are unwatchable #also bay turned starscream into a Dorito and no amount of cool shockwave designs can make up for that #transformers #tf #maccadam #rotb #knightverse #bayverse

[maria-ruta]

tonight my brain gave me a whole 3rd spiderverse movie in my dream haha

it was a mess, but I liked this ONE scene, and you can enjoy it too now, bc I drew it lol

#across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #the whole reason for all this is Miles' BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE #its my favorite thng lol #but also hey fatter miguel looks great #he just needs to shower mb put on something clean idk #my art #silly things #the rest of the dream was unwatchable lol #also yes hes reading spider punk comicses

[candlewinds]

Nobody comes to Hanyang without a story to tell, and nobody leaves Hanyang without a story.

JOSEON ATTORNEY (2023)

#joseon attorney #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #joseonattorneyedit #did they make this look borderline unwatchable in the trailers so that I'd be pleasantly surprised because if so it worked 😭 #they have dohwan trauma nightmare crying in ep 2. like 'rest assured in case anyone was worried...this man is still miserable' #ty I needed that actually #long post for ts #kdrama

[broke-on-books]

Best thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: you can meet some of the nicest people with some really cool ideas and hcs, there's such an abiding love for the franchise, which on its own is just AMAZING, such a wealth of content to dive into, and I haven't even gotten into the fan REDESIGNS and aus and-

Worst thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: people irl in public will come up to you with some of the worst Scooby takes ever (Scrappy found dead in Miami, SDMI revolutionized animation, etc.) and you have to restrain yourself from getting into a fistfight with some rando acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend in public ALL THE TIME 💀

#THERES NO WAY THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO ME RIGHT #its constanttttt ughhhh #james gunn i fucking hate you this is all your fault 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡 #not the sdmi stuff but the REST #there should be a jail sentence for scooby crimes i SWEAR #also this one dude today UGHHHHHHHU #ive never even seen him before (apparently hes been in my math class this year?) but with all the seniors gone (save me bc i love a party) #there was like 5 ppl in math today (4 of them good friends of mine) and this dude would NOT let up with the scrappy sucks sdmi is awesome bs #like i was just like no i disagree with you every time he brought it up but like UGH. #i think scrappy got a bad lot and deserves a chance to be the best he can be and sdmi is personally unwatchable to me because of how mean #they are to each other/the relationship drama plots. whats not to get we dont need to keep hashing this #i didn't make it a big thing though bc i didn’t want to start stuff but ugh #the only ppl allowed to make fun of scrappy around me are my besties and even theyre on thin ice so like watch it bub #blah #scooby doo

[mag200]

inside you there are two wolves. one is scared to watch the witcher season 3 bc it looks bad. the other anya chalotra hot.

#the witcher #like yennefer is soo. PLEASE. but the rest might be frankly unwatchable to me idk

[formulaonedirection]

Thoughts on Max’s reaction to the new landolog on twitch today? (ie. his reaction to Lando skipping the bracelet and his reaction to Lando’s favourite pic he has ever taken)

Okay first of all you're welcome because I was the one that said watch the latest landolog and second of all it was sooooooooo funny. Like the bit with the bracelet cracked me up so bad his FACE. The way everyone KNOWS whose bracelet that is and he was like CHAT SHUT UP. My favourite part tho was when he was watching Lando answer about his pre-race meal and he said that Lando's like your pet that gets excited every single time you bring out the same meal they've been eating for years like so true king. Lando Norris is your troublesome annoying cat and you like it soooo much. Silly.

#like you know when they were living together and lando would just appear in the background of his stream falling asleep by his side? #cat coded #max is cute. the rest of that stream was unwatchable. sorry jp. #maxy chats

[dota2apologist]

*taps mic* I know nobody cares then and nobody cares now but I'm still thinking about my tobimada divorce au

#yknow the you can break up w me but you cant unwatch xyz #im gonna live w tobimada for the rest of my life apparently

[dtwof-archive]

ACTUALLY wait the start of s6 i think is still real.... i actually really like the lisa ben storyline and dean trying to have a real life but being unable to and sam being nefarious. after he gets his soul back tho that’s when it stops counting 

#it's because after the soul storyline they fully move onto the new big baddy of the season storyline #which is just like such deeply unwatchable television for the rest of the show's duration.

[sybilspretexts]

wednesday had a promising start but i just knew that the fact that she uses the word “patriarchy” and tells her mother she doesn’t want to be a housewife was going to be a prelude to the most tedious heterosexual subplot ever 

and boy i was right

the fact that we can’t ever have an interesting self assured stoic female character without the writers compulsively assuaging audiences that she’s heterosexual after all don’t worry! she still cares about boys! is so tiresome. i wish women were shown to have personalities adventures and experiences without these dead weight male love interests

#rapidly becoming unwatchable #this dude is literally having a go at her for leaving him in the friend zone? what is this 2008? #i shall sit here consumed with irritation at heterosexuality for the rest of the evening

[wolfstrong]

I DO have to give descendants 2 props for having the two main girls turn into giant ugly CGI monsters and battle it out at the end

#also there was some yuri realness in that movie ngl #descendants lowkey has queer found family realness. sorry i didn't mean that #it really is so close to being unwatchable like I'm glad i saw it but i don't think i ever wanna rewatch it #the talking dog bit made me want to scratch my eyes out it was so bad #tbh the main issue is i do not care for the main couple at all #ben is like literally so stupid and pathetic and has no personality #hes just like easily tricked and captured #actually hes kind of like serving woman energy but like a woman from a really misogynistic movie that hates women #hes kind of got damsel in distress realness which i guess is kind of a slay but also i just hate his stupid face and floppy hair and puppy #eyes . like its just not cute on him #and mal is like a girl who does shrooms and has undiagnosed bpd #and like who is a Taylor swift fan #but tbh the rest of the cast is so awesome lowkey... like damn its so close to being good... but its not

[gir-posting]

listen i know thats a good gomez thats like the ideal gomez addams and if it were literally any other movie i would be all over it but i do not fucking trust tim burton to make good movies anymore. im not touching it with a 30 foot pole im using the 30 foot pole to beat the shit out of tim burton from a distance

#i just know it has his uninspired overused grimdark bullshit all over it i dont even have to watch it to know #and i know for a fact that its going to ruin the good parts of the addams family again and make it unwatchable #also im still haunted by the still very recent animated movie that fucked it up absolutely irredeemably #we just need to put it down and let it rest for a minute. maybe abt 400 years

[falsenote]

i would get along with richard burton so well

#watching this movie where he plays a catholic priest. shakingg #like this scene that just happened........ if the rest of the movie is unwatchable it was worth it fort this. god

[yourstormthlaylirahh]

things i actually like about stranger things s3 because it isnt a lot

robin, and her and steve’s friendship. the coming out scene is quite good

max and el becoming friends (though I have some issues on how that was written at times)

el losing her powers. s4 may have fucked up this arc imo but it stopped her from becoming a one note character while it lasted, and storylines about discovering who you are after losing something you have built a great deal of your identity around are always a good set up. I hope she loses them permanently in the final season, ala Ed in FMAB

the shaky cam work

lucas being a bamf as always, and the fireworks were a very visually compelling part of the final ep

the whole battle of starcourt is visually appealing and the pacing with the groups coming together and how they switch between the characters is well done, and it becomes less goofy and starts taking the characters seriously again so there are actually emotional stakes

#thats it #the flanderization #especially of hopper and his relationship with joyce #made so much of it basically unwatchable at times #and the rah rah america plotline was a bit much #i think they tried to send it up a bit with murray and alexei's dialogue about game rigging but in the face of how much the rest of it was #played straight it fell kinda flat for me #also they gave will literally nothing to do when every other character had a role #dont introduce new characters if your existing ones will linger about listlessly in the background #emilys fandom thoughts

[obamaphoner]

Mice and Murder was ruined in the finale

#daisy d'umpstaire #NOBODY even fucking FATHOMED using the rope. And one scene later Gangie comes in and says ''hey could I use the rope?'' #fucking HOW could they fumble this so badly. You know how many times they mention the knotted rope before Daisy's turn????? #I can't wait to watch the Adventuring Party and hear their rationale. this fucking sucks #dimension 20 #mice and murder #caps #fucking the rest of the episode is unwatchable. You're telling me I gotta move on from that? Suspend my disbelief? fuck this #I'd be livid if I was Brennan

[xhoneygirlxx]

no but listen okay!! imagine you and eddie have been dating for quite a while but neither of you have said the "L" word yet.

the two of you are in his apartment, chilling out on the couch. your hair is slightly wet and your skin is still dewy from just taking a shower. you're outstretched, laying back with your legs laying across his lap. eddie on the other hand is leaning back, one arm on the back of the couch and the other slowly rubbing up and down on your calf.

it was the weekend and for once the two of you decided to skip out on the group's night out, opting for some relaxing alone time. so there you sit, in an oversized shirt that eddie bought you from the thrift store and a pair of shorts, glasses perched on your nose, and a book in hand.

eddie decided to put on the tv, flicking through different channels before landing on an episode of family guy. the show is left unwatched though, just background noise for eddie while he looks at you.

your lip is in between your teeth, eyebrows furrowed, and your eyes flit across the pages. you look so beautiful like this, you look beautiful all the time if you ask him, but something about you like this makes his heart pound harder.

and just like that it hits him. he's so goddamn in love with you it's not even funny. never in his life has anyone ever made him feel the way you do. when he looks at you all he can see is spending the rest of his life with you.

he wants to grow old with you, get a cat and maybe have some kids. he wants to do the dishes and cook with you, fold the laundry and build furniture (even if the instructions are hard to read) with you.

you're the person he wants to lay next to at night and wake up with in the morning. he wants to make you breakfast and dinner, drive you around to whatever store you need to go to. he wants to hold your hand until both of you are nothing but soft skin and wrinkles.

it's like a freight train of emotions, happiness and joy, love and adoration. you're the love of his life, the person he wants to take his final breathes with. he'd jump in front of a speeding car if it meant you'd be safe, he wants to protect you and hide you from all the bad things in the world.

he'd work until his fingers were nothing but bones if that meant you were happy. he loves you, god, he's so in love with you. you're his person, his peace, and his heart.

it scares eddie. he isn't going to run away this time though, no. he's going to tell you how he feels, even if it ends with a broken heart. he needs you to know that he'd not only die for you but he'd live for you, and that's even harder to do.

"i'm so fucking in love with you." it comes out like a whisper, like he meant to say it in his head instead.

you hear him though, dropping your book the moment the words hit your ears.

"yeah?" the face you make is so cute, he might die from it.

"yeah." there's no hesitation to his answer and you notice. smiling brightly back at him, your eyes sparkle like the thousands of stars in the sky.

"i'm so fucking in love with you, it makes me crazy." and like music to his ears, his heart burns bright with your admission.

there you sit in the comfort of his living room, the small world that the two of you built for no one else to see. in that moment the two of you signed your hearts away to each other, the deal being sealed by the touching of your lips.

yeah, eddie was in love with you and he was going to be in love with you until his last day.

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is this too much to ask for??? i guess so lmaoaooo

#honey’s rambles #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x you #eddie munson angst #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut

[vampiretendencies]

request; hii ! i absolutely adore your writing and was wondering if you could possibly do “move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.” + lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie with jj maybank please?

pairing; jj x fem!reader

warnings; fluff

authors note; ofc i can, thank you for requesting, happy valentine’s day !!! requests are open

list of prompts in honor of valentine’s day

JJ was enticed by what was in front of him.

Hot Summer Nights— a movie based primarily on drug deals and romance, both topics that intrigued JJ. All while muggy air, trapped its way into chateau, John B holed up in his room and JJ couldn’t stop peering into the TV screen.

You watched him aimlessly, from the island in the kitchen. Throwing away the remainder of what was left of the Pogues half eaten pizza.

Chin perched on your hand, you were fascinated by the satisfaction on JJ’s face.

Pacing over, you stand directly in front of the TV earning a huff from JJ. He’s cozily entrapped in a wool blanket, legs criss-crossed— his shirtless figure pausing the movie whilst smirking mischievously at you.

“Want some lovin’ don’t you, baby?”

“Mhm. Move your blanket, I wanna lay down on your lap.”

JJ, without hesitation, threw the blanket over his shoulder. Reading you like a book, his lap spreads wider in preparation for you.

“Wanted me this long, you should’ve just asked.”

“Didn’t wanna interrupt your movie, J.”

Your body inclines, crawling into the couch, doing so lowly— as he’d pressed play again. Helping you lie your head pleasingly in his lap. Hand on your shoulder, roaming where it desired but not where it could reach.

And suddenly JJ was disappointed.

He’d found himself trapped, due to the fact that he no longer gave a fuck about the movie. His only care is the passion and devotion he longed to give the lady in his lap.

“Not close enough.”

JJ complained, skin crawling to prod and knead your flesh how he’d yearned. You hummed in response, awaiting JJ actions.

Few pillows fell to the floor, whilst he swiveled his body straight to lay narrowly onto the couch— pulling you upward to perfectly align with him.

Against eachother, bodies squished lovingly against each others. Not an inch had been moved and the rest of the movie went unwatched. The tresses in front of him abandoned and he was tranced to come into contact with them.

“My pretty girl.”

A reminder to himself that he had all he wanted right at his fingertips.

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