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zelenbug · 4 months

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i did the height thing again but for rayman 2, specifically the pc version (minus the ending uglette and polokus, got them from dreamcast bc the pc ending map didnt load but this shouldnt affect anything). and i didnt leave anyone out this time ! (EDIT: actually i forgot one guy but theres a separate comparison at the end of hte post)

full image uncropped (21.8 mb, 36506x3438) and also halved again because its A Lot (7.6 mb, 18253x1719)

and condensed. a bunch of guys have been cut from here for being WAY TOO TALL!!!

also full image (5 mb?, 11015x1560)

notes below read more again

this time i didnt let them be at their original y positions (relative to rayman with the same y coordinates) for convenience

otherwise i got the images the same way as with the rayman 3 height thing more or less, but was more lenient with y rotation for the ending cutscene and didnt relocate them to the same y coordinates every time bc rayman 2 maps are weird. i also let the upscales/downscales for some things still be a thing, both axel and foutch are at 2x scale (thats why theres a bonus tiny foutch) and jano during the boss fight is 5x

i didnt get everything from the dreamcast version because ive never played it but i did get specifically this image for bias reasons

these are all the same exact height unsurprisingly. all from dreamcast btw lmao i dont have an explanation for globu's hands

the babies are in hte order of their actual object instances so enjoy the fact that theres 8 of them (the lower poly one doesnt count thats a diff object technically) but oktette is not the eighth one. also enjoy these random tiny fish

the caterpillar thingy (that they used to represent black lums in rayman kart for some reason) is confusing so i made its height the approximate height of its segments here

now the important question? Whos taller ???!!!! ok yeah its reflux no competition

you see why i didnt include any of the much taller guys in the rayman 3 height chart ! i had way too much trouble with the r2 ones already!!!

and it turns out my sheets are cross compatible bc rayman ended up the same height on both of them minus ONE pixel. the r2 one is taller but its such a negligible difference im not even counting it

using this knowledge you can just directly copy paste and compare whatever you want!!! heres a bunch of comparisons idk its kinda interesting

i have to go stand next to a tiny angry robot to showcase how much taller i am

2024.02.29 edit i forgot about this guy sorry

would be around here

#rayman

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littlehypnone · 2 months

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i am still sick so little rainy gets my ickys

anyways rainy wakes up sick as can be and also itty bitty (on a scale for her, so in my brain thats like. 2 but interpretations are diff for everyone :)) but she wakes up tiny bc shes oh so achey and he nose is stuffie and she cant lean over without her head feeling like its gonna explode so baby is just Not having a good time.

cue swiss walking in bc rain tends to sleep the day away sometimes but someone always checks on her bc its almost always bc she feels bad in one way or another. anyway swiss takes extra good care of her and gives her soup and EXTRA warm cuddles (with an ice pack nearby, just in case she gets overheated)

also i did not reread this so i hope its readable my brain is not. particularly braining rn -river

rahhhh im so sorry you're sick @ominousposting that sucks :/ hope u feel better soon!

rainy is so baby, and when she's sick she's even more baby and honestly she's the cutest baby ever. I can just see everyone cooing over her and stuff, yk. swiss is her favourite cg in general but even more when she's not feeling great, and he loves taking care of his little princess. perfect arrangement right there. he knows how and what to do and even if she's sleeping on him and can't tell him why she started squirming out of nowhere, he knows and fixes whatever it was. they're just perfect like that

also dw, yes it's totally readable :)

#little ghouls #hypno answers #age regression #little rain

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machinegrl · 3 months

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OC Questionnaire Time!

ty for the tag luvs! @bunmou @autumnserenade @vicciouxs ♡

also tagging: @hazelsnakes @flovoid @plumbewb @yuauaua @rebeldaydream (ahh sorry if you've been tagged already or don't feel up to it no pressure at all! ♡♡♡)

Name: alon

Nickname(s): lo (by friends), al, fishboy

Gender: male

Star Sign: idk which one to give him ;;

Height: 181 cm / 5"11.26

Orientation: omnisexual

Nationality: he would be filipino (his name means "wave" in filipino!)

Favorite Fruit: buko

Favorite Season: rainy seasons (he doesn't like the heat cause it makes his scales dry)

Favorite Flower: hibiscus especially red ones

Favorite Scent: ocean, cigarettes, wet paint,

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: hibiscus tea with lots of ice

Average hours of sleep: 3-5 he works in a ramen shop in the morning and has band gigs playing in nightclubs in the evening. most nights depending on the gig he doesn't sleep at all

Dogs or Cats: he doesn't want pets (hates cats and thinks dogs are smelly)

Dream Trip: doesn't have anything specific in mind he just wants his band to perform in bigger cities

Number of Blankets: only needs one

Random Fact: he originally came from sulani. he moved to the city when he was just a teen. he used to work diff odd jobs until he met abel and astra at a bar, 2 dudes who were just starting up their new ramen business. alon was the very first guy they hired

Name: makina

Nickname(s): kina or maki

Gender: female

Star Sign: idk which one fits her lol

Height: 165 cm / 5"5

Orientation: i guess she's still figuring it out? although she's an android, she's slowly deviating from her robotic patterns and becoming more sentient and though she can't comprehend it yet she's definitely starting to feel attraction towards alon. but since this is only the first time that she's ever experienced it and she has only experienced it with alon so far it is still pretty early to say

Nationality: filipina (her name literally just means machine in filipino ><;; wow im so creative 😭)

Favorite Fruit: doesn't have one yet

Favorite Season: summers

Favorite Flower: she prefers flowers like the bougainvillea that can bloom all year round.

Favorite Scent: alon's perfume and how it blends with the musk of his sweat at the end of the day,

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: likes the taste of black coffee

Average hours of sleep: 3 hrs maximum charging time

Dogs or Cats: impartial to both. she likes colorful insects like moths and butterflies. she's also growing more fascinated by certain aquatic species cause alon talks fondly about them.

Dream Trip: she wants to see the ocean

Number of Blankets: also just one (alon's)

Random Fact: her little colorful tattoos were done by alon

Name: kannon

Nickname(s): nonnie (by friends), pepino (by alon) loser+weirdo (by his younger sister)

Gender: male

Star Sign: idk which one suits him ;;

Height: 175 cm / 5"9

Orientation: bisexual

Nationality: japanese

Favorite Fruit: cucumbers, likes anything that's sweet

Favorite Season: winter

Favorite Flower: red spider lilies

Favorite Scent: smell of rain on pavement, smokey ramen shops, roasted coffee beans

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: hot coffee

Average hours of sleep: 10 hours he works late nights and sleeps in during the day

Dogs or Cats: dogs

Dream Trip: wants to take eiran to his hometown

Number of Blankets: one thick blanket

Random Fact: he's actually secretly loaded and comes from a rich family but doesn't like to disclose it. not even with alon

#oc asks #c:alon #c:makina #c:kannon #ts4 #in case u missed it makina had a major face change ;;#deadstars xtras

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brokentoothmarch · 2 years

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20 21 and 22 ^_^

20. a piece from this year that you're really proud of

THIS ONE PROBS There are def others i would Pick out bcs it was Rly Difficult to Choose jst "One" im Proudest of bcs i Metric them on Totally diff Scales but Like.....This ones by Far the "Flashiest" or Most "Colorful" tho its Not the Reason i Picked it fr Here. Was in a Lot of Agony over the Concept im Trying to Depict here (Ironically, abt Art itself) nd i Rly liked how it Came out an Artists Best Goal is fr their Own Creation to Come to Life nd Murder Them nd Completely Supersede their Own Self (Thumbs up) (Or smthn like it)

21. something you would like to improve on

DEFINITELY COMPOSITIONS Jst in general using "Props" in the Img or Actively Thinking abt like Themes or Motifs or Symbolism i could Place in there....Not to Say Necessarily i was "Bad" at it before bt like i Feel Making an Actual Concentrated nd Conscious Effort to Improve on it has Changed my Art fr the better i feel...

like Characters who are jst Posing or Standing in a Simple Art is Fine bt im Moreso Thinking now abt stuff like "If theyre posed this way, what does this say abt them" "Is Smthn forcing them to pose this way or otherwise" etc. etc. nd Gnna be Real ive Always been a Sucker fr imagery nd Patterns in Jst abt Evrythn. Again i Like to think im getting better at it slowly :::)

22. what inspires you

Ok this is Gnna sound So fucking like....Up the ass self centered am AWARE but like fr th Most part its my Own Feelings or Things in my life or Concepts / Stuff etc. tht are Vry Special to me in a Personal way. i Honestly end up feeling like theres No Way to place Myself Out of my art bcs So Much of it Ends up Getting in there Whether i Like it or not its like Impossible Not to (like a Faucet tht Wont stop leaking) nd ive Felt Sm ways abt it before (esp when smthn includes so Much of yrself, if you Hate Your Self then what then yknow. Wondering smtimes if this sorta thing is "soulless") bt i Suppose i Approach it frm a Similar Angle as in Writing Poetry...

i could Light up a Statue frm Different Angles nd the Shadows could All look different bt im Not Revealing wht the Statue actually Looks like. nd Wondering abt wht the Statue Is, i feel, is missing the point bcs its what you gain frm the imprints left behind from it.....nd i Guess this is Speaking a Lot more Generally abt the Stories tht i Write nd etc. nd this question was abt Art so Oops. i Draw like im Trying to Stem a Wound tht wont stop bleeding honestly its Almost Always a Feeling tht i Feel i Need to express, Unintelligable if put into words. So theres that...

Also i Hv Fucked up dreams nd Smtimes they Give me Good Ideas. Dreams jst in general are important to me nd One Day id Like to Capture sm Specific Feelings the More Memorable ones hv given me, smhow

SORRY if this sounds Pretentious as fuck Yknow how it is w spaghetti i Wish i could hv smthn to Append Onto this post but ive Got like Nothing except this Little Pixel i made in my first attempt at Aseprite so take it

#asks #determine #TY FR THR QUESTION i Love youuu ❣️

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phaticserpent · 4 years

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Im thirsty for Ultron in these hard time so could you give me a prompt where Ultrons significant other is an alien (diff skin color, maybe horns, just weird stuff that obviously shows they aren't human) ? Maybe they crash landed on earth and he found them before the avengers could, fluff ensues and they end up falling for eachother 💗💗

A different approach 👀 imma have fun with this :3

You thought back to everything that happened, just a few years ago, you had escaped your enemy and the voyage through space was not easy. Eventually, you crash landed on hard surface of another planet. The setting was unlike anything you’ve ever seen, not to mention the atmosphere. You were used to hot climates, but the planet’s energies were scattered across.

“What planet is this?” You asked. You could make out the figure of something large and bulky. There was no clear detection of threats from such a massive being.....well, threats you were familiar with this was a different place.

The shiny being responded with, “Earth.”

“Who are you?”

“I’m Ultron, but we need to get you somewhere safe. The indigenous species here are not welcoming to different things.” That’s how you met, he provided hospitality and knowledge of the human race. “By the way, I didn’t catch your name.”

“It’s [Y/N] [L/N].” From his underground lair, you two secretly moved into a house in Arizona. And that’s were you were, staring out the window half of the time. The dusty plains, yet it had a hidden beauty. The golden sun and the soft silhouettes of distant mountains, not to mention the outline of buildings a few miles away. “It’s beautiful here.”

“Wait till you see what the cities are like.”

“What are ‘cities’?”

“A place filled with towering buildings, you can barely see the sky.”

“Sounds kind of overwhelming. I like it here.” Ultron studied you, thinking you wouldn’t notice, but you could feel his eyes staring up and down, he studied your horns, skin, and tail. You knew your features was a big disadvantage, the reptilian skin canceled out all other normal features. It wasn’t just green, there was blue, light green, light blue, flecks of purple, pink, and yellow. It was all eye catching and no clothing would disguise you perfectly.

“Do you ever want to see what’s outside?”

“Obviously. But I think you know how difficult that would be.” You chuckled. “I’m fine where I am. I think looking at pictures will suffice.”

“That’s a relief. Do you want anything for lunch?”

“What things do these people eat?”

“Whatever they can make with the resources given.”

“Hmm, that’s interesting. So they eat the big tall plant?”

“Trees? No, those give oxygen. Some of those big tall plants provide fruits, so they pick and eat that.”

“Ohhh, what about the green plant on the grounds? Is that food too?”

“No, that’s grass. It doesn’t taste good, according to some people. However, grass is a leading food for some animals. But we’re in Arizona, a dessert like place. There are no grass or trees. Just cacti.”

“What’s cacti?”

“A succulent. Those plants don’t need to be watered daily or biweekly. They have water inside. Some animals like birds can get the water in the cacti.”

“Earth has a complex hierarchy.”

“Indeed.” Ultron made his way to the kitchen. The gentle sound of clicking of the fire igniting caught your attention. You watched him prepare, throwing bits of food in the metal pan. You were still curious about other things, but most importantly......

“I can tell you’re in hiding too.”

“I am.”

“Why?”

“There are people out there......looking for me.”

“What did you do?”

“I tried to save them. Everything went downhill. Downhill meaning bad.”

“But going downhill is the fun part?”

“It’s a random saying. Humans think going down is bad, according to etymologists, one source states that it has to do with topography. Meaning landscape. And they discovered the conditions change when someone proceeds downward is a negative one.”

“I did not process what you just said.”

“No one does. Apparently, people call it ‘going downhill’ is due to the fact that when someone walks downward, the condition isn’t benevolent.”

“Oh. Odd. Why are they looking for you when you were saving them?”

“They.....they didn’t see it that way.” You sensed discomfort, so you decided to drop the subject.

“I’m sorry.”

“You’re fine. I can’t blame you for being curious.” He shrugged. You mingled around the house as Ultron occupied himself. You made a quick glance at him, studying his form. There was something about him that made you stare, was it the shiny metal? Was it the delicate curves and details he put? You would never know. You were still unsure how humans underwent mating, but you had a small hunch. It was unbelievable that no one found Ultron attractive, of course, you had different standards and raised in a completely different lifestyle. Mating was a competition, whoever won would get all the ladies. Bored out of your mind, you ran outside. Ultron chose a remote place outside of human civilization and you were thankful for that. You rolled on the ground, absorbing the heat from the sand and sighing with content. He noticed you from the kitchen window and debated; he smiled at your beaming face but all the sand particles getting stuck between your scales made him annoyed. “[Y/N]! Eat your lunch!” He called, you quickly sat up and attempted to brush away all the sand you could get.

“Did it feel good?” He asked. You gave him a sheepish grin before sitting down and he took the seat across from you. You sniffed the food before wolfing it down. “Woah! Don’t wolf it down! You’ll choke!” You gulped as the last chunk of food went down.

“Oops?” You smiled. “But that was good!! What was it?”

“A steak.” He answered. “Humans like to eat them on special occasions, they’re really expensive. I coated it in a sauce and added a pinch of salt before taking it off the pan. Now come on, we have to get the rest of the sand out. I won’t be vacuuming everyday.” He led you to the bathroom and turned on the warm water. He quickly left as you took your clothes off, settling in the bathtub. You could easily pick off the ones in your arms, legs, stomach, chest, and neck. As far as you know, there was no sand on your tail. But trying to reach the back and your horns was a struggle. You tried to lay on the tub floor but the water would go into your nose and there was something about being submerged that filled you with fear.

“Ultron?” You called. “Could you.....could you help me out here?” The door creaked open and your back was facing him.

“What’s wrong?”

“I can’t reach my back and my horns.” You peered at him innocently. Ultron grabbed a sponge and sat down, you had to hide your shudders as his hands gently worked their way down. The place you were worried about were your horns, they were sensitive and no one was allowed to touch them. You could tell he was done picking sand out of your back, but the minute the sponge touched your horns, you let out a whimper.

“Are you okay?”

“Mmm, yeah. The horns are sensitive.” You gasped.

“Noted.” His touches became more gentle and affectionate. You just wished you could turn around and see his expressions. Without thinking, you turned to face him. Ultron appeared startled and you could hear his vents whirring as his eyes slid down. You smirked, placing your hand under his chin to lift his gaze. His head inched closer until his lips pressed into yours. One of his hands wrapped around your horns and you moaned into his mouth.

“What was that?”

“A kiss.”

“I kind of like it.” You smiled. “Do it again.” Ultron chuckled and obliged, this time, a gentle kiss on your forehead.

“What do humans say when they like someone?” You asked.

“I love you.”

“What do you say?”

“We don’t say anything....we usually press our forehead together so that our horns touch. But we have a phrase, ‘with you, forever isn’t too long’.”

Sorry this took so long!! It’s probably because it’s long XD happy reading, I also hope you like it

#ultron #marvel #alien oc #avengers age of ultron #ultron is hot #fluff #ultron imagine #ultron/reader #ultron fic #phaticserpentfanfics #phaticserpent #ask response #fanfiction

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bbytetsu · 4 years

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Do you think you could delve a bit more into your graphic design major like what you’re learning and/or what you do in classes and stuff like that please? I got my degree in marketing like my mother wanted for me but I was never really interested in business 😅 I was always more interested in making the presentations, posters, flyers, etc. than the actual info if that makes sense? I feel like if I were to take classes, it could probably go along with my degree idk sorry if this is a hassle 😅

yes ofc! no worries it’s not a hassle, im happy to give u my take on it and share more info to anyone else who’s remotely interested. it’ll all b under the read more button since i think it’s gonna b a bit long. i think it could definitely go well with your degree and seeing as you were always interested in it i feel like u would have a lot of fun!!

so to start off i do wanna say that curriculum varies from program to program so this is just what i’ve experienced!

in general our classes are usually spent critiquing each other’s work kind of like an art critique. we work on projects outside of class and get comments during class and revise outside of class. be prepared for lots of drafts and iterations, what you start out with will probably look rlly diff when ur done with the proj (like writing an essay with many drafts!)

here’s what i’ve been working on in class. i’ve also included some examples from (i tried to find some student work but it’s kind of hard...) so you can see what i’m talking about!

GRAPHIC DESIGN BASICS

learning how to use a grid/when to break the grid (layout + composition), hierarchy, typography/typesetting, space, color, scale, visual balance, etc.

http://thinkingwithtype.com/ (a good resource on type, the anatomy of letterforms, text, grids with type, etc.)

DESIGNING ACROSS MEDIUMS/SYSTEMS

print design vs. digital design vs. animation/motion

print design: designing for posters, books, etc. (which have very different considerations, actually! e.g. for a book like a magazine, where the reader often flips through and has a short attention span, every layout should capture their attention and offer some excitement. whereas for a novel, their designs are often very minimal and restrained so that you can focus on the content, while a lot of work is poured into the covers/construction of the book)

digital design: designing for websites/apps, different devices (desktop vs. tablet vs. mobile)

designing across systems (could be applied to branding): how do you translate your vision/creation across mediums/products while maintaining a cohesive identity? each medium has different capabilities and considerations, so how do you create something that takes advantage of each medium’s characteristics?

examples:

print design examples (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

digital design examples (1: CSM undergrad 2019 exhibition site, also has cool works in there beyond the website!) (2) (3) (4) (5)

branding/system examples (1) (2) (3) (4)

DESIGN THINKING

i don’t learn this within my graphic design classes specifically (those are more studio based) but they do go hand in hand

especially important if you’re interested in UX/UI

thinking about how graphic design is not just an aesthetic practice, but a means of problem-solving. how can you you use your work to better a problem? who is your audience/user? how can you combine research, strategy, storytelling, and visuals to intervene within a problem space?

how can design uplift? how can design destroy?

SOFTWARE

the industry in the U.S. largely relies on certain software so we use start learning those/getting really comfortable with them

adobe suite: adobe photoshop, indesign (must for graphic designers), illustrator (also must for graphic designers), aftereffects, premiere, XD (lol it looks like an emoticon but it’s literally called adobe XD)

UX/UI software such as: sketch, invision, origami, figma

this is super long and a bit dense, but lmk if u need clarification on anything <3 hope this helps b!

#asks

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no-gorms · 4 years

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Im sorry if this has been asked already but I just have a few questions if you dont mind: 1 - for the guys & bots au, how would IW and Endgame be diff on that world? 2 - for the front row seats, I know you said old!steve and original tony werent together on that verse & old!steve never really saw the potential of getting together w/ his tony until he saw the younger steve and tony together. But after that, do you think steve regretted on not pursuing that direction? The what-ifs can be scary.

Hi there! No worries, these questions can be fun and it’s very cool that anyone’s interested in this kind of thing. 😘

I’m gonna answer Q2 first about Front Row Seats, cause this one’s easier. I reckon that original!Steve has very complicated feelings about alternate!Steve and Tony’s relationship. He’s very happy for them, but also deeply envious of their connection and general closeness, which allowed them to avoid the worst of the conflicts original!Steve had with his Tony.

I personally read Steve (in general) as someone who compartmentalizes and/or represses a lot of his feelings, and in this specific fic that manifests with original!Steve choosing to view alt!Steve and alt!Tony as completely separate people (something alt!Steve has in common with him, lol), and refusing to think too closely about what he could have had with his Tony. Obviously the circumstances in the original universe were so different that there was never any chance of that happening. (So he chooses to believe.) Original!Steve also cannot in good conscience wish that Tony and Pepper’s marriage never happened, or that Morgan was never born, so he’d rather focus on what he can make better in the new timeline, and is kinda hoping that when he dies he’ll get to see Tony again and ask him what he thinks.

As for Q1 about Guys and Bots:

My feeling is that although Steve and Tony are together post-civil war and will immediately rally the troops*, Thanos’s first attack on Earth will still go badly for them simply because Earth is unprepared and the various heroes functionally scattered.

*I have a mental image of a scene where Steve and Tony gather all their allies at the compound and it’s all WE DO THIS TOGETHER and EARTH IS COUNTING ON US, and after the initial tactical planning is done, Steve and Tony naturally drift to each other and are like Hi….. haven’t seen you in a while…. (smooch) and in the background Peter goes GASP!!!!

It’d be a very close, good fight, and I’m fond of two different possible scenarios. The first is that they manage to hold Earth’s defenses using the Time and Mind Stones long enough that Carol can reach Earth in time to tip the scales, or they lose by a very very narrow margin and Thanos completes the snap and escapes as in canon, BUUUUUUT the difference here is that Tony gets dusted.

Because, IDK, I’m a terrible person and I want Steve’s one-two years of sadness (let’s cut it down a little) to include losing Tony. In this ‘verse, Shuri and Peter don’t get dusted, and they’re on the team that cracks time travel ahead of “canon” schedule, because Scott is already an Avengers ally before it all went down and they find his truck.

I mean, yea, it’s fun to imagine Tony getting unblipped and Strange telling him about what happened and how long they were gone, and Tony’s like oh… oh okay… but he focuses on armoring up and, c’mon just imagine Steve’s face when Tony steps through the portal.

#scaramouche answers asks #anonymous #verse: front row seats #verse: guys and bots #superhusbands for ts

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blackaquokat · 6 years

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Prompt: "I'm going to keep you safe" ActingAttorney. Maybe after WKM? And actor mark is taking care of a reincarnated DA(Van vlog y/n) who doesn't remember the events of WKM. Sorry if this is too complicated

Yay, my second everActing Attorney prompt! I’ve actually wanted to write this specific scene for along time now, so thank you, friend! It’s not too complicated at all! I’m not completely satisfied (pun intended) with this final product, but I always end up coming back to these if they turn out canon for my series. But yeah, this could be considered a future installment to my Acting Attorney story MayYou Always be Satisfied (currently at 4 parts) if you like.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

44. “I’m going tokeep you safe.”

Oo00oO

A century is a long time to live with the agonizing guilt ofpast actions. An awful long time because the average human should not live forthat long.

But Mark hasn’t been an average human since the events athis old home so long ago.

He’s had time to move on, physically at least. Starting his channel, playing games, raising money for charities…it’s all good, thekind of public performances he always wanted to do, but on a smaller, lesscorruptive scale.

Emotionally?

The guilt still runs strong. Whether Mark was influenced bythat darker entity or not, he would always be responsible for all the death anddestruction that took place that day.

His thoughts are spiraling into reflections of that time, ashe sits in front of his computer to edit his latest video. Questioning how hecould have ever considered doing the things he did, reaming himself for beingsuch a heartbroken idiot…

…missing his friends…

Life is for the living. But your friends are dead, and you’re close enough.

Mark shakes his head and returns to the tedious void ofediting. It’s hard to remind himself not to dwell on the past, but lately, he’sbeen doing better about it. It helps to keep busy.

He’s startled out of his momentum by a pounding at the door.He goes to open it and sees Benja—Tyler onthe other side, hands on his knees, panting like he’s run thirty miles.

“Why the hell aren’tyou answering your phone?!” Tyler demands, holding his own cellular device asproof of trying.

“My battery’s dead, are you okay?” Mark asks. “I thought youwere just going to get McDonald’s—”

“I’d be fine ifyou actually charged your phone more than once a day, but that’s not the point,you gotta come with me, right now!”

“Wait, why—”

But Tyler just grabs Mark’s hand and tugs him out of thehouse and into the car. As the vehicle speeds down the road, Mark suddenlywonders if his only surviving friend has finally lost it.

“Tyler, what is going on?”

“It’s better that you just wait and see—”

“You can’t just break down my studio door and not expectquestions—”

“Just shut up and wait!” Tyler shakes his head. “Look, I’msorry, but really, you wouldn’t believe me unless you saw yourself.”

Mark settles into the hot leather of his seat, arms crossed.He feels highly uneasy about this, but he can’t put a finger on why. Aside fromTyler definitely speeding to whereverthe hell they’re going.

“Slow down! You keep going this fast, you’ll get us killed!”

“Oh, you came back just fine last time.”

This is really notthe time to make petty jokes about that. “I think the circumstances would begto diff—”

Mark lurches into his seat belt hard enough to hurt as Tylerslams the car to a halt and leaps out to the street.

“C’mon!”

Mark hesitates when he sees the suspicious alleyway Tyler’sparked in front of. “Um…Tyler, if I’ve done anything to offend you—”

“MARK!”

“Okay, okay, keep your pants on!”

Mark follows Tyler into the alley.

“No, no, no, no,”Tyler mutters, as his gaze rakes up and down the alley. He finds a vacantcardboard box big enough for a person and gestures wildly to it. “They wereright here, I swear to God, they wereright here!”

“Tyler, who are you talkingabout? What’s going on here?”

Tyler’s hand runs through his hair. The look in his eyes isalmost manic. “They should be here, I told them to stay—”

“Um…hello?”

A hoarse voice cuts through Tyler’s frustration. Markswitches his attention from his friend to the newcomer standing a littlefurther into the alley, half behind a dumpster—

Mark does a double-take.

No.

No, it’s impossible.

The person is obviously homeless, in a heavily stainedoversized hoodie and jeans so tattered Mark can’t believe they’re holding up.The shoes are in a similar condition to the jeans. Their face is gaunt andsickly, eyes nearly popping out of their head.

But those eyes, century-old eyes…

Unmistakable.

In another life, those eyes broke his heart.

The District Attorney shuffles forward, a limp in theirstep. They’re looking at Tyler. “I…I didn’t think you were actually coming back…”Their hands are stuffed into the pockets of the hoodie. “Thanks for the burger…”

Wait…why aren’t they speaking to him? They looked right at him—

“No problem,” Tyler dismisses. He grabs Mark by theshoulder. His grip is tight, a silent message to play it cool.

(What does Mark even look like right now? Hopeful? Indenial? Heartbroken? What’s he supposed to say? Why don’t they recognize him?)

“This is Mark, the friend I told you about,” Tyler introduces. “Theone who’d like to help you, I mean.”

Their eyebrow lifts, and the shy bemusement, so achingly familiar,nearly sends Mark to his knees. “The one who wasn’t answering his phone?” Theysound like they haven’t spoken in years, a voice like a scratched record.

“Yeah, he’s bad at battery management,” Tyler jokes. Hepulls Mark back and gives him a very purposeful look. “Our friend here,” Tylershifts his head in the DA’s direction, “is a little lost. Has been for a longtime.” Tyler turns back to them. “Isn’t that right?”

“Yeah…I guess…” They shake their head. “My head is a little…blank,I guess would be the right word.” They pull their hands out of their pockets,thin and bony like a skeleton, and hug their arms around their body. “I sawTyler on the street, and…I swear he looked…and you look…so familiar.” Theyswallow, the action rather frightening in light of their veiny neck. “I’msorry, I sound crazy—”

“No!” Mark interrupts, the first thing he’s said sincelaying eyes on them. He pulls out of Tyler’s grip and steps closer to them. “No,you—you’re not crazy, you don’t sound crazy.”

Shit, he’s acting weird, he needs to back off.

My head is a littleblank.

No clear recognition in their eyes.

They’re alive, somehow.

They don’t rememberhim.

And at his word, they finally make direct eye contact withMark. His breath catches at how hesitant they look, the fragile hope anddespair in their face.

“You…” They clear their throat. “Tyler said you could helpme…but I’m a stranger, I’m sorry, this is weird, if it’s too much to ask—”

Mark reaches his hands out and grips their upper arms. Whenthey immediately flinch, he draws back.

Shit. This is…this isn’tgood, how are they here, they’re alive, they’re alive, but…they look so dead. What the hell happened to them?

Mark straightens, a new resolve coming over him.

“Yes, I’m going to help you.” Mark glances over his shoulderto see Tyler watching them both carefully. It all makes sense now. He looksback to the DA. “You’re going to come with us, you’re going to have a home,food, and maybe even a job, if we play our cards right.” Mark takes a chanceand steps a little closer to them. “I’m going to keep you safe. I promise.”

He’ll never let them get hurt again. He’ll never hurt themagain, he swears on his life.

A rash promise, perhaps, but seeing a brighter hope light upthose dim eyes makes it all worth it.

Oo00oO

Sendme a prompt for Mayor Attorney, DAtective, or Acting Attorney! NO NSFW PLEASE!!

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#acting attorney #kat writes #actor!mark #actor mark #y/n district attorney #wkm #prompts for kat

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louisfeatharry · 6 years

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I read the article u posted here on why u didn’t like the carpool kiss & idk but i feel completely different about it? I mean no harm or disrespect to you, but i don’t feel it is that serious? Like we shouldn’t praise them for it bc why would we, but why be against it? I just saw it as something in good fun. I’m sorry im ranting to u, but i feel like everything is taken sooo serious lately when it is just a harmless joke & that article felt like reaching. But well, we all have diff opinions! Xxx

I appreciate you coming to me like this, hahah. It’s okay, we’ll probably have differing opinions, but I think you missed the point of the article - which I say out of no disrespect to you!

The harmful thing about it is that we’re treating two men kissing like it’s a joke as you’ve pointed out. MLM/WLW shouldn’t be a joke or a punchline. You have James Corden who has a history of kissing men to garner a laugh, while the LGBT community continues to face day-to-day homophobia just for being who they are and engaging in something as harmless as kissing.

As the article stated, there is just a flagrant double standard, and our continued acceptance and enjoyment at straight men kissing (not alluding to Harry himself but to James Corden and on a general scale) just allows that standard to go by unchallenged.

Of course, the article goes into deeper, more widespread, institutional examples of LGBT discrimination in Hollywood, i.e. LGBT characters being played by non-LGBT actors and actresses, but I don’t think that’s a reach, more so that it is just further commentary on the phenomenon that is heterosexual privilege.

I hope I explained things right. I’m not very well-versed in all of this, and a lot of this is what I’ve learned from peers like @queerlyalex and @solourries who do a great job of dissecting sexuality in the sphere of One Direction on Tumblr.

#it's just been discourse week on my blog hasn't it?#Anonymous #answered

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dyketectivecomics · 5 years

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{{ Headcanons and characters asks! ♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon for Klarion? ■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon for Skye? ♒ - cooking/food headcanon for Zatanna? ∇ -. old age/aging headcanon for Constantine? ♥ - family headcanon for New Night Force in general because I want to see what you come up with specifically?

send me a symbol (or several!) from this list + a character(s) for a headcanon!

This got Long I think so Under a Cut It Goes!

Klarion - idk how everyone feels abt klari’s miniseries, but i kinda liked it! esp with him being slightly tech-adverse when it came to like, robotics? idk, i like Slightly Tech-Adverse Klarion who’s side-eyeing every iPod & tablet & such with HEAVY skepticism, but slowly opens up to it over time. Absolutely he’s addicted to diff mobile games when he DOES start using a phone with some regularity.

Skye - im gonna say it. the SKYE’S the LIMIT with headcanons for her!!! :D eeehhh??? eh? ya geddit? l m a o anyways. Skye is an only Slightly messy roommate. She’s the friend who, when u go to her house, she’s like “sorry for the mess lmao” and there’s like. a Jacket or some clothing on a chair, the bed MAYBE isn't made and the desk is in just a little bit of disarray. thats me. I'm that friend. am i projecting? YES NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT FJKDLAJFL;

Zatanna - ok, so she’s a Vegetarian. thats Canon. and i love it and I'm NEVER gonna mess with that BUT- she’s a Terrible Cook. Magics her way through 99% of it if it isn't already, like, take-out or food at a restaurant ofc fjdakls the girl CANNOT COOK/BAKE as much as she might TRY she needs ALL THE MAGIC for it to be EDIBLE

Constantine - listen, cigarettes absolutely age & Kill, so barring the fact that ofc John tricks Hell to Throw Him Back In the Water when he’s supposed to croak, he’s absolutely gonna start to be called ‘grandpa’ n ‘old timer’ by the time he’s like, mid-40s. this should be Canon. I'm Right.

Night Force - ok yknow those relationship webs that ppl were making for diff fandoms? yeah, those are actually SUPER helpful, esp when trying to figure out group dynamics and LISTEN. L I S T E N. listen linda!!! i’ve been TRYING to go into DETAIL on this on my mystics blog BUT NO ONE’S ASKING ABT THESE KIDS AND IDK WHERE I WANT TO START. theres literally so many NUANCED dynamics that i want there’s no WAY to tl;dr it but i will TRY by using the Sibling Scale™. so-

Raven - leader, most experienced and the one everyone Turns To in times of Real Crisis. the Eldest Child, if we will, and we shall.Traci - kinda 2nd in command, builds up some unique relationships with everyone. ‘2nd’ eldest, but def brings her Only Child vibes along w/ her anyways bc like... have you MET Only Children. theres a Vibe.Alice - absolute wildcard sibling. ride or die, but WILL roast you the entire time. Strong Middle Child syndrome but like. the Gets Away with Everything kind. that also is informed from her being an only child... unless we talk abt her & Misfit bc UHHHZach - ANTAGONISTIC AS ALL HELL. Ignored Middle Child Syndrome. Always trying to Stand Out from the rest bc of that.Eddie - Kid Brother Energy™. Here to have a Good Time & Encourage Shenanigans. Will Pick on you but in a Friendly Way. NEVER to Actually Hurt.Klarion - Young & Chaotic. No one’s sure of his Actual Age bc he absolutely can make it fluctuate and also Limbotown runs on a Diff time. Usually brings the Youngest Bro energy to the team tho. Fluctuates wildly between being Helpful and being an Absolute Pill tho.Skye - Young sis who WANTS to have Mom Friend™ energy, but she’s just... she's not quite There yet lmao. (I actually headcanon her at 14-ish whereas almost everyone else is 15/16 p much). yes, even DESPITE her TECHNICALLY being around for CENTURIES. LISTEN I HAVE A PLAN.Amy - I know i hinted at her being closer to 14/15 in MiT, but for my mainverse fics, she’s absolutely the Baby™, and Fresh From Gemworld with her New Discovered Powers and learning something NEW Every Day. She IS the kid sister that none of these kids ever had until Now. and she REVELS in it.

#night force #asked and answered #beyondthetemples #zira tag #randywrites #im not tagging all of these kids lmao #BUT i stand by all of these #oh wait MY HEADCANON TAG #noncompliance #there we go. NOW ITS CANONIZED for me

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eeveelutionsforequality · 7 years

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@ mod vaporeon: i quickly read your reply and unfortunately i dont have time to write an answer to everything but some things i wanted to point out: i dont look at things individually, thats why what you think is *your* socialization is irrelevant to me, bc i analyze things on a bigger scale. 2nd, like u said i wasnt advocating for a law change or anything, it was more of a radfem conversation that got out of hand lol but yea its just semantics. sexual abuse would be the general thing,(part 1)

and rape the specific thing i talked about in the post. 3rd where im from id say the term sexual abuse has even more "weight" than the term rape so my intention was never to minimize it, just to separate it. bc women have a diff relationship with sexual abuse than men. that was the whole point i was trying to make. anyway, i appreciate ur reply and i wish i had more time to explain myself more. i tried to message u but i couldnt so here i am. anyway if u have more specific questions hmu (p2)😊

"unfortunately i dont have time to write an answer to everything"

That's okay! Real life and other things come first every time, don't feel obliged to reply to people or donate more time or energy than you have to stuff, I know how exhausting that can be.

"i dont look at things individually, thats why what you think is *your* socialization is irrelevant to me, bc i analyze things on a bigger scale"

I think that's the place where we're going to just fundamentally disagree. The foundation to your approach to things is that there is a collective "bigger scale" approach, but my foundation is that there isn't, that at most you'll see trends on the larger scale but there will always be people who differ and the individual experience will always override the generalization. That's one of the reasons why I think gendering laws/discussion about things that aren't inherently gendered (like, the ability to give birth in humans is an inherently sexed thing, only biologically female people can do it even if not all females can, but the severity of someone's abuse is not inherently gendered, even if someone believes there's a trend) can be very dangerous, because even if there is a trend it will still be discriminatory and harmful to any of the exceptions to that trend.

When it comes to socialization, context and circumstance are what dictate whether someone's experience will follow the trend that you think is there.

"like u said i wasnt advocating for a law change or anything, it was more of a radfem conversation that got out of hand lol but yea its just semantics"

Like I said, semantics to you, but other people use arguments like that to justify changing/keeping those laws. BUT you're not doing that and I'm not going to hold you accountable for what other people say.

"where im from id say the term sexual abuse has even more "weight" than the term rape so my intention was never to minimize it"

That makes sense, I'm sorry that such a small difference in language became such a focus of the discussion... words are weird.

"women have a diff relationship with sexual abuse than men"

I disagree with that generalization, I think it entirely depends upon the person and the situation - but again, I think that's our very different approaches to the topic. Yours is a collectivist one and mine individual and case by case, so of course we're going to come to differing conclusions. I think it'd be hard for either of us to persuade the other on this point without cycling all the way back to the foundations of the argument and debating which approach is best rather than debating who got the right answer, if that makes sense.

"anyway if u have more specific questions hmu"

I will do! And thank you for talking with me! I appreciate your replies too, and if you have any more questions or want to talk about anything I'm always here! :D

#Mod Vaporeon

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clehame · 5 years

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Constantly caught between “it’s super hard to be a teacher I should respect them and understand that they too are humans” and “if Shanna doesn’t stop talking to us like we’re idiots she wished she had drowned when we were babies I’m going to start Acting Out”

#today i told her i didnt have my essay printed out (i had turned it in online the night before so it wasnt late or anything)#& she gave me the most serious side eye!#im sorry to inconvenience u but i TOLD u id print it out and give it to u asap this literally is not gonna affect u #u dont even have time to grade yet #like my parents are professors and i know thats hard #i understand my own frustration in TA which is a much smaller scale #but she is so rude all the time i have no respect for her & im sick of her shit #personal #like obviously i get that teaching seniors is diff than juniors but my gov teacher whos one of the most respected teachers in the school #has literally been like ‘its fine this thing is late u can turn it in whenever’ multiple times when ive tried to turn it in

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fairycosmos · 3 years

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diff anon here but the religious thing is so funny to me especially with me having super religious parents, you know the drill like gays will go to hell, don't speak the lord's name in vain, going to mass every sunday, thinking every thing is god's plan to "teach" us a "lesson" wtf that means....and they always told me to be "God fearing"......like why would be a afraid of a big invisible man? because he will punish me??? cause boy do i have news for him

kedelsdksz pleaseeee im so sorry :(( i can't imagine growing up in such an extreme environment. like even my very loosely christian upbringing kinda fucked me up and made me very paranoid about god/doing the wrong thing as a child. it must have taken such a mental toll on you, i'm so sorry. it's sooo fucked up that they spoon fed you that crap from such a young age. see this is what i mean like critcism of religion is not abt having the upperhand. it's needed bcoz organized religion literally causes real life damage on a small and large scale every single day :/ you can even practice it and still view it with a critical eye lmfao and thats my point, thats what scares me, the blind followers of it. also god-fearing is such a weird term. thought he was all loving LMFAO. and punish us?? isn't he already whats all this then!!!!!! anyway hope ur doing better now and that you have a more comfortable relationship with your faith/your belief system whateve it may be. sending u love <3

#anon #talking

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AA: spoilern alernt, flarnping in the rnain fucking S U C K S.

AA: got mud all the way up to my goddamn flaps.

AA: n, p surne I've got mud I N them, ugh.

ID: clearly you need me to show you how it's done. =:P

AA: lmao, y, mb when yrn off bedrnest, dude. >:}

AA: I'm playing forn bodies, but that doesn't mean I want Y R N S.

ID: psh not wanting my hot bod, i'm crushed. =:'(

ID: tho i get what you mean, the mud is the fucking worst.

AA: lmaoooo. soz, soz. am I supposed to say yrn hella hot now to soothe yrn poorn ego?

ID: obvs. =:P

ID: my ego has been brushed enough at this fair! =>:(

ID: ...bruised.

AA: too late.

ID: =>:I i'm working with one hand here, i demand a break.

AA: it's been brnushed and now you gotta polish it, orn shit'll just look fucking tacky.

AA: lmaoooo.

AA: I offerned you a wornm, dude.

AA: you C Ö U L D be, wtf did prni say AA: 8/10 hot A N D w two frnonds, but n, you gotta go and get squicked on me. >:P

ID: i think i lost enough blood without feeding it to a worm too.

AA: blood comes back, suck it uppp.

AA HAS ATTACHED lolheded.jpeg! It is a troll trying to wrench his leg out of a bog. AA: lmaoooo, evernyone sucks at this sO harnd. AA: wtf you up to?

AA: feeling bettern yet?

ID: i mean. define better. i'm not feeling like i'm about to die.

ID: i'm on my way to pheres' cart for some bandaging and a shirt. and pay.

AA: k, good. >:} AA: make him buy you food too!!

AA: when's the last time you ate??

ID: uhhh.

ID: the pizza night?

AA: soz forn ditching, btw, totes was like.. not thinking abt

AA:

AA: lmfao, what the fuuuuuck.

AA: congrnats, yrn a trnashcan firne, brnah.

AA: y, make him feed you.

ID: at least i'm not a fucking mud monster. =:P

ID: i mean i'm preparing myself for a whole lot of fussing, don't worry. he's already trying to talk me in to getting a room.

AA HAS ATTACHED godkingmudmonstertoyou.jpeg!

ID: did you fucking roll in the mud?

ID: you oinkbeast.

AA: he is a fussy fangs. >:P AA: and y! well, n. Ï HID in the mud and then jumped out.

AA: tactics, mothernfuckern.

ID: okay godking oinkbeast. =:P

SS: (Wtf, Hads, I thought you were food acquisition extraordinaire. (\ene/) You tellin me a temp -3 to CHA courtesy a lookin like you already been culled's enough to stop you??) SS: (Ain't you supposed to, like, work that ish for pity?)

ID: uh actually i think looking like i do makes peeps want to help me more.

AA: y, y, that's the joke, gj.

AA: >:P

ID: i was just feeling like garbage too much to take advantage.

ID: =>:P

ID: let a one-handed guy finish sips.

ID: you're just all too fast for me. =:P

AA: lmaoo. well, I can manage arnd stabbing folks, so I think you oughta manage just fine. >:P

ID: well if you finish up soonish, hit me up around pheres'. probably take him a while to patch me up. especially if i can get him to get the fucking stitches out.

AA: mm, mb, mb!! will drnop by, at least. >:} AA: laaal. you wanna come with??

ID: well now you gotta, or else my pumper will get all crushed. =:P

AA: yrn pushern is so frnagile, omggg. >:}

ID: it's been through a lot okay. =:'(

AA: y, y, will come. AA: you taking a whale back orn staying up herne, btw??

ID: haven't decided yet. still got time. depends how much i've healed too.

ID: rather not be in this huge-ass city all busted up.

AA: y, well, come rnide W me and lal. it'll be fuuuuuun.

AA: and i totes will just keep my phone on voice2text. >:} since he whined abt it so much last time.

ID: got my lusus to worry about remember. =:P

AA: oh, lame. laaaaame. AA: .. I can drnive supern fucking slow. >:P

ID: sorry we can't all have easily portable lusii. =:P maybe! i don't want to slow you and lal down if you both need to be back or whatever.

AA: naaah. mb?? AA: .. eh, if you can't rnide w us, you should totes rnide w prni. trnavelling is, like, waaaaay morne fun w ppl. AA: also, you'll, like, look less like cullbait, js. >:}

ID: fucking rude. =:P

ID: pri is a ways away in the wrong direction i think. idk. we'll see!

SS: (Wait, where am I gettin wigglernapped to?)

SS: (Soz, missed some ish through Sipa's unique and charmin quirk accent. (\ eue/) )

SS: (Aka dropped my palm husk in a hay pile.)

AA: dude, when they say a quick rnoll in the hay, it's not supposed to be lits. js. >:} AA:and we'rne gonna go watch hads get bits rnipped out by phern.

AA: it'll be fuuuuuun.

ID: if he doesn't do it you will, right sips? =:P

ID: stitches don't agree with my fragile lil bod.

SS: (Define 'bits,' omfg - I'm delicate, my constitution can't handle straight up guro ish and the bleatbeast!) SS: (Guro or furry ish, pls limit to one.)

AA: n, dude, half the fun is seeing you go grneen when you find out.

ID: just no barfing on me lal.

AA: bc spoilern alernt, yrn totes going grneen.

SS: (No reverse vore, got it.) (\unu/) )

SA: laledy, I believe in you. You were okay for the fight weren't you?

SS: (And shit, pal, here I thought I was gonna go violet!)

SS: (Give or take a stab wound!)

SS: (Nah, I totes swooned! Didn't you see 'em valiantly carry the greenblood away? That was totes me.)

AA: n, n, that only happens when you stay in the trnap forn morne than fourn hourns, soz.

SA: wasn't Hadean in the bathtub for several hours over four when we first met.

SA: I don't remember.

ID: was that when we first met? i did spend a lot of time in a tub.

SA: swooned... laledy, you should get a costume. Maybe you will have fun with Sipara and the others acting

SS: (N, def me! Like we totes said, I'm going violet!)

ID: no gills. =:'(

SA: it's a scientific fact that non seadwellers are softer to the touch anyways

SA: so it's for the best

SA: no scales

AA: oh my god, y. AA: pls get a costume. frnom phern.

SA: 😄

AA: it'll be grn8. >:}

AA: and eyy, you and hads can M A T C H.

SA: please don't put laledy in a stripper outfit. I think they at least deserve better than that.

SS: (Shit, pal, I'm down to be a booth babe.)

SS: (Y, SA's got it right! Gimme the hooker outfit like I deserve. (\unu/) )

ID: i will forever be the booth babe master, let's be real.

SA: I-- oh, well, if that's what you really want. 😮

AA: hads, my dude, you can't just say that.

AA: you gotta C'O M P E T E.

ID: fite me lal.

AA: lmao. >:} y, exactly.

SA: what if others want to compete

SA: a booth babe tournament

SA: Sipara, go

SS: (I nominate Sipa to be my champion.)

AA: n, no one else is prnetty enough, soz. AA: and fuck off, it'd be totes unfairn forn M E to compete, dude.

SS: (For fightin, not for babe-ness.)

AA: do you see these abs?? shit's unrneal.

SA: I think im pretty enough 😠

ID: i'll beat all of you any night. anyways, pris! pheres is at the greenblood circle now. so go there and not the maroon circle or where ever he was before. i'm gonna get walking. and i want my eyes free to watch anyone who wants to mess with me.

SA: Sipara wins on abs alone

SS: (Shit, wait, can we have Pheres judge? He's, like, got a thing for green, right?)

SA: I will.

AA: soz, prni, you totes ain't. yrn, like, qt.

SS: (Sipa wins on accounta I'm p sure she can, like, pick me up with one frond and I'm p sure I'm too intimidated to fight that ish.)

AA: like a barnkbeast.

SA: but I wanted to be handsome

AA: totes diff genrne.

SA: but will you fight her in a contest of looks laledy

SA: that's the most important part

AA: ... idk abt one frnond, but now we'rne totes gonna have to see. >:}

SA: oh. Now you've done it 🙃

SS: (Omfg.)

SS: (I demand a one-fronded Sipa carriage to tote me around.)

SS: (And, SA, think of it this way: if you're up an competin with someone on, like, any front.)

SS: (And they can up and do that.)

SS: (D'you really wanna challenge 'em?)

SA: perhaps at a safe distance, with a required boundary line.

SS: (Zactly!)

SA: but I also weigh little enough anyone could pick me up. I am sure Sipara could lift you and I together

SS: (You hear that, Sipa??)

AA: boundarny lines arne forn cheaters and cowa

SS: (He's totes sure!!)

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

SS: (Are you gonna let him down??)

AA: now we gotta fucking do it. way2babully, prni, jfc.

SA: what is... babully..

AA: ugghhh

AA: I've got some chucklehead trnying to fucking get back up. brnb, brnb. lal, you explain!!SA: be careful Sipara

SS: (Well, you see.)

SS: (When a troll and her ability to talk proper-like love each other v v much, they hook up!)

SS: (But trolls ain't made for datin abstract concepts, so it inevitably goes real sideways-like, and results in ish like trolls decidin they ain't never gonna have ish to do with talkin proper-like again.)

SS: (And that's why Sipara doesn't know how to talk right.)SA: but... what does babully mean

SA: I understand Sipara may have a strange quirk and not speak with perfect grammar or syntax

SA: so is your relationship with the abstract concept of language doing alright?AA: is that also why i'm gonna say you should go pail yrn lusus?? yrn the wornst, omfg. and stfu, prni, you know my quirnk is G RN8. >:P

SA: :thinking:

SA: :laughing:

AA: it's a bb bully, duuuh.

SA: oh

SA: I'm a good person, I'm not a bully

SA: :lying_face:

AA: that's a box 2 me, brnah, dd.

SA: oh...

SA: I tried

AA: omggg, don't go all glum.

AA: yrn so a bully. bc you darned me and ppl gotta take darnes. >:}

SA: it was an emoji that was saying j was lying

SA: you could also say no and tell me to hush

SA: another option

AA: LMAO WHAT

AA: omfg, yrn trneachernous. >:'{

SA: :hugging:

SA: now let me hug you with my traitorous hands

SA: I promise nothing bad will happen

SA: this is a joke

SS: (That's, like, the least ominous ish I've heard tonigh twixt the bleatbeast ish and the stitch-pulling, negl.)

AA: oh my god, yrn nevern getting a hug again, jsyk.

SA: I will ask Hadean for one

SA: :cry:

SA: since you won't share hugs

SS: (Sipa, quick, go hide Hads. (\qnq/) )

SA: does that mean I win, laledy?

SS: (Depends, pal, if you win does that mean you ain't gonna go all Bewear on me??)

SS: (Cos I ain't a man of pride, pal, I'm down to forfeit for, like, my life. (\unu/) )

SA: oh I wouldn't do that anyways.

SA: :smiley:

SA: you are all safe with me

SS: (I totes believe you. (\qnq/) )

SA: I'm glad

SA: I must rest now. I will see you later laledy

SS: (See ya laters! (\eue/) )

#c:laledy #c:sipara #c:prisma #c:hadean #event:cascara fair

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