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#the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise
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I like to imagine that Palpatine has two different accounts, one for Sheeve Palpatine and one for Darth Sidious. I don't know why Darth Sidious would need a holonet account but I think it would be funny if one time he accidentally posted something on the wrong account and ratted himself out and than tried to play it off like his account got hacked or something
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I’ve had this in my ask box way to long and I finally made it
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pl9090 · 7 months
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Apologies but the scheduled piece needs redrafting so here's my first crappy attempt at a Faction Paradox meme. The dialogue subtitles is in a non meme font because I like the idea of subtitles utilising different fonts for different people or groups, the Faction's naturally being Tempus .I.T.C..
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vectorofsins · 2 years
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. But you can hear it and more Sith legends thanks to today's sponsor, Audible
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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months
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“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lord Wagnar the Unending?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Wizard Council would tell you. It's a Lich legend. Lord Wagnar... was a Dark Bard of the liches so powerful and so horny, he could use his bare bones to influence the people he saw... to create... life. He had such a thick bone of the pure power, he could even keep the witches he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The horny side of the arcane arts is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be fucking disgusting."
"Wh– What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his weird skeleton boner. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice cut off his boner in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself… well, death after undeath anyway."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a respectable magic practitioner.”
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stlptr · 2 years
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undefeatednils · 7 months
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Sometimes you see a meme, think of different, connected meme, and then think of yet another meme.
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amberskyyking · 7 months
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I’m a nerd. I let people write on my walls. Not a single regret.
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architect100 · 1 year
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Late night shower thoughts/theories/somewhat headcannon/what even is this even more part 2
Yeah so this was totally not me realising the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise, palpatine and anakin skywalker(or darth vader) are more likely than not connected. How exactly? It's under the cut.
skywalker family tree for reference:
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one of darth plagueis' abilities was to influence midichlorians to create life.
Now remember how anakin was conceived? And later became darth vader because of palpatine, who was plagueis' apprentice, and plagueis, who taught palpatine everything he knew about the force?
Jesus Palpatine planned and schemed for a long time. Add to that the fact that the prophecy of the force was an ancient legend that got misenterpreted by the jedi council, and one palaptine probably already had his grubby hands on
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iszapizza · 5 months
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it’s my birthday today!
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charismaquark · 2 years
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jurijurijurious · 7 months
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Honestly found Ahsoka quite boring until episode 5 when there finally seemed to be some emotion but ahh someone pointed this out:
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I like this thought.
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theantaresheron · 1 year
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Mando episode: *shows the opera house on Coruscant*
Me: “DARTH PLAGUEIS”
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the only proper response
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Looked up Darth Plagueis on AO3:
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star-wars-trash · 2 years
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The Plagueis novel is definitely the most lore-heavy Star Wars novel I've ever read, but the real takeaway from this book is that young Palpatine is a bigger shithead than Kylo Ren, which I really didn't think was possible
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