#there was no reason for this i just think he's neat :) <3

[elexaria]

könig stares at the bathroom door, wry blonde eyebrows furrowed as he hesitates, raising his knuckle close to the door. for a moment, he just stands and listens— hearing you hum quietly, the gentle splash of water blending in with the hearty laugh track coming from a cheesy sitcom playing in the background. the sound of your relaxed sighs and giggles make könig’s lips twitch ever so slightly, seemingly standing before the door for what feels like forever, just wanting to bottle up the moment and savour it all while he can, when he’s not away with blood on his hands.

a rasp to the door almost brings you out of it, blinking out of your relaxed state as you hesitantly reach over to pause the show playing on your laptop. “yeah?” you call out, cocking your head slightly to the side to listen for your fiancé’s voice.

“you doing okay in there, love?” he asks softly, the timber in his thick austrian accent sending a chill down your spine. his genuine and sincere concern warms your heart.

“yeah, why?”

“just… you’ve…” he begins to mumble, and you can basically hear himself smush his face against the door.

“huh? i can’t hear you—“

and he continues to mumble even more, which makes you roll your eyes with adoration.

“kö, just come in, honey— i don’t wanna talk through a door.”

the bathroom door slowly creaks open, könig’s scarred hands snaking their way around the other side as he looks away, blushing like a teenage boy as he shuffles his way inside the doorframe.

“i just…. you’ve been in there for a while, no? you are going to be … just … all wrinkly and full of water.” he furrows his eyebrows when you giggle, still bashful and yet so concerned for you. it’s so sweet how much he cares, even if it makes no sense.

you clear your throat, and when that doesn’t rouse his attention, you resort to snapping your fingers and whistling— something he genuinely dislikes. he grunts, still furrowing his eyebrows. his stony cold eyes glance right at you, although the twitch on his lips betrays the serious expression he aims to convey. it makes you grin ear to ear.

“it’s called a soak for a reason, you know that? besides, don’t you want me to be clean?” you tease, wiggling your eyebrows playfully as you lean against the bath tub, arms propped up. a few trails of warm water trickle onto the floor below, which makes könig twitch. he’s a massive neat freak.

“mmh..” he pauses, thinking as he considers your words carefully. without hesitation, he guffaws at the idea of you not bathing. “well… perhaps this soak is not so bad when you put it this way,..” könig mutters gently, strong arms crossed over his broad chest muscles as he leans back against the doorway.

for a moment, you can swear his eyes flicker down to your flushed skin, which makes you feel bashful and shy. you playfully splash water over at him, which makes him scowl playfully over the mess. “watch it, you.” he chuckles, glancing down at the mess before using the bath mat to clean up.

“well… alright. do you.. need anything? like a towel—“ he mutters to himself, eyeing up the three fluffy towels neatly propped up on the radiator. you think, before sighing as you recline back in the warm water, eyes closed.

“could you bring me some melon? and maybe a cup of herbal tea…”

“food? in the bath? alright, it’s time for you to get out.”

and without warning, könig delves his arms into the soapy water, grinning as you gasp and wriggle away from his hands, squealing happily as he teases you <3

#elexaria writes #cod x reader #könig cod #könig call of duty #könig x y/n #könig mw2 #könig x reader #könig

[allllium]

Heyaaa, I have a request! If it's not too much trouble, have you listened to too sweet by Hozier.. that song with the tf 141 boys (if it could be Ghost, it would be great!!)

Thanks in advance!!! And it's perfectly fine if you don't wanna!

~ I'm really sorry this took so long, I have not been feeling great but here it is. I hope you like this because honestly I am terrible at comprehending songs but I think this fits pretty well :)

~ If you're not happy with this for any reason please let me know and I will happily redo it with your advice <3

~ Fluff, WC: 1,189

You have a crush on Simon Riley. You know this, and so does everyone else, including him. Despite the very obvious adoration on your part he's never said anything about it.

You honestly have no idea how he feels about you and you're not sure you want to know. You do tons of little things for him and he does things for you, but that's all your relationship entails.

You are both so different it's not like you could ever fit together so perfectly, right?

I take my whiskey neat

“Here you are Lt.” You slide him a drink across the table. He makes a face behind his mask that you now recognize as his scowl. “Don't make that face at me.”

“You can't even see my face,” he replies, in his signature thick accent. “And I don't need you buying me drinks.”

“Well that's too bad 'cause’ I did. Don't tell me you're gonna let good whiskey go to waste.”

His deep brown eyes stare at you for a heavy moment before picking up the drink, lifting his mask just enough to show his cut jaw and full lips.

“Usually this is where I get a thank you.” You taunt him, trying not to let your gaze linger on what you can see of his perfect but slightly messed up face.

“Don't push your luck, Sargent.”

My coffee black…

“Oh dark like your soul, ain't that right Lt.” You gesture towards his black mug of black coffee.

Simon takes a deep breath as he takes in your words, his chest rising and falling in annoyance. He shakes his head silently, apparently not wanting to pleasure you with a response.

“Seriously, how do you drink that?” You put your hand on his perfect arm to push him out of the way of the coffee pot.

“Oh let me guess you take your coffee with a pound of sugar.” He rolls his eyes at you, in more of an attitude than you appreciate.

“Incorrect. I'm sweet enough as it is.” You smile at him while you turn around to stir your drink.

“Maybe a little too sweet don't you think?”

“Only to you.” You mutter under your breath.

…And my bed at three

“Oi Lt, what are you doing up at this hour?” You take amusement at the way this giant of a man jumps slightly at your voice.

“Did you just say oi?” He asks as if he didn't just hear you say it.

“Yes I did, do we need to get your hearing checked?” You make fun of him for the hundredth time that day.

“Why?” His gruff voice cuts through the air.

“I want it on record that I don't appreciate this attitude of yours. And I said "oi” because I'm becoming more like you.”

“I don't say oi.”

“I don't believe you. You sound like you say it.” You shrug and take a seat on the couch next to you.

“What does that mean?” He sits down next to you but he seems like he doesn't want a real answer.

“Your voice.”

“What's wrong with my voice?” This time it seems like he actually wants to know what you think.

“Oh nothing. It's a nice voice but it just gives me oi vibes.” He stares at you like you're crazy.

“I have a nice voice do I?”

“Don't let it get to your head.” You lay your head.on his shoulder.

No one speaks for a while but eventually Simon sits up. “It's three in the morning, we should get to bed.”

“Yeah that's probably smart.” You give him a big smile when you stand up. “Goodnight Lt.”

You're too sweet for me

“And here you are.” You take a dramatic bow as you hand Simon his gift, acting as if you just delivered the most important thing in the world.

“What is this?” He asks with a tone of impatientence.

“A gift.”

“It's not a holiday-” You quickly cut him off.

“Or your birthday I know, but I remember you saying something about it and got it for you”

“How do you know it's not my birthday, I've never told you that.” He pauses for a split second before continuing, “Did you look at my files?”

“That's not important, open your gift.” He shakes his head but opens the bag you've given him.

Quickly, he pulls out a mask just like the one he's currently wearing. A mask you've handmade just for him.

“What is this?” He instantly demands.

“That is what we call a mask sir. I remember you told me about that one having an annoying hole so I thought I'd help you out. Originally I was just gonna patch the hole but then I figured that mask has been through a lot so you deserved a new one.”

He loudly clears his throat. “I hope you know there won't be a gift in return.”

“I don't expect one, simply doing a nice thing.”

“Well thank you Sargent.” You smile at his thanks, feeling how much he means it.

“Anytime.” Is the only word you get in before he runs off.

You're too sweet for me

“You know this is basically our third date.” You randomly blurt out. You're sitting with Simon in a coffee shop off base. You don't know what you were expecting with Simon off base but one thing you never thought about when inviting him out is his absence of the mask.

Obviously wearing it would draw more attention than usual but now you're sitting straight across from the face of the man you're practically fawning over.

“This is not a date.” He defends roughly.

“Yes it is, our first was dinner and second was the bar so that makes this the third.”

“Those weren't dates, just outings between friends.” He runs his eyes everywhere but your face.

“Aww so you admit we're friends.” You can't help but tease. “But I'm being serious Simon. You can't deny it forever.”

“Yes I can.” He fiddles with his drink as you continue your mini interrogation.

“No you can't. I know you like me, Lt. Why won't you say it.”

“You're different.” He begins.

“If you start to say I'm dumb you're getting punched.”

“No! Of course not. You're different from me and I don't know if we would work.”

“Bullshit. Spill it.”

“Fine, you're too sweet.” He spits out as if it was fire coming out.

You can't help the bubbling laugh that spills out your mouth. “Too sweet? What does that even mean?” You ask him, still laughing.

“I don't know. You're too sweet to me, you give me things and you say all the right things and I don't think I could give all that back to you.”

‘I don't want you to give me anything back. I want you to give me you, you're too sweet for me too Lt. Even if it is in a different looking way.” You slide your hand across the table to lay on his. He returns your hold and gives you a smile that is uniquely his. This is all you need.

#simon ghost riley x reader #call of duty simon riley #call of duty simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost cod #domestic ghost #ghost simon riley x reader #simon 'ghost' riley x reader #simon ghost riley x f!reader #simon ghost riley x gn!reader #simon ghost riley x you #simon riley fanfic

[scoobydoodean]

How did, you think, the perception of Dean come to be so twisted/different from what is actually shown to us? Like some things I can see people just not bothering to look past superficial instances (The “no chic flick moment” thing, assuming that him not having Sam’s level of formal education means he’s automatically unintelligent because people assume that irl, for example) but others (Him being emotionally constipated in fandom but genuinely one of the most introspective and emotionally intelligent characters in canon, making him a slob/a bigot/an abuser, or someone that only hunts for the thrill of the kill) just… I can’t even begin to understand and it’s so homogeneous in the Fanon Mindset too.

I honestly do think a lot of these relate to Sam in an interesting way. A lot of narratives about Dean are in "contrast" to Sam. Sam is smart, Dean is dumb. Sam is introspective and emotionally intelligent, Dean is repressed. Dean is a slob, Sam is neat. We get many of these ideas from or through Sam.

Sam sometimes makes digs at Dean's intelligence (though he's far from the only one—even Dean himself is guilty of it) and people just kind of buy into that and regurgitate it despite the many examples we get to the contrary. In fact (and I wish I had tracked this in particular over this rewatch but I noticed how often it was happening pretty late) Dean is often referred to as dim-witted right before or right after displaying exactly how brilliant he is.

I think a lot of the idea that Dean is emotionally closed off also heavily comes down to Sam... because Sam is often the person asking demanding Dean open up, and when Dean refuses to open up to Sam, and Sam starts spouting off pop psychology talk about it not being good to "bury your emotions" or whatever... people buy into what's being sold to them... by Sam. Sam is selling a story that HE is emotionally healthy, but Dean is NOT emotionally healthy, and the details of what is upsetting Dean need to be pried out of him for his own good. When the truth is, 1) in many cases, what we are actually seeing is Sam being pushy and not respecting Dean's boundaries 2) many of these instances show Sam urging Dean to open up to him as a proxy for his OWN feelings that HE is avoiding (ex: 2.02, 5.11, 13.04) 3) other instances demonstrate that he is a poor confidant for Dean who is best avoided because he will harm Dean using what Dean's opened up to him about (ex: 2.09/2.11, 4.08/4.14/4.18/4.21, 6.02, 13.04). 4) Other episodes simply demonstrate that Sam is not always a preferred confidant because of their upbringing or whatever other reason but is still willing to be vulnerable with others (even if spurned by them too) (ex: 2.03, 3.10, 3.16, 4.15, 4.16, 4.22, 5.07, 6.02, 6.06, 7.04, ). And even then... Dean still opens up to Sam quite a lot! (ex: 1.16, 1.18, 1.22, 2.03, 2.09, 2.20, 4.10, 4.11, ... I'm losing steam here but you get the idea).

One of the reasons this happens I think is actually a lack of interest in Sam. Because many fans don't spend a lot of time analyzing Sam, they tend to vaguely grasp who he is based on how he talks. Then the issue multiplies when they use him as a self-insert in a fanfic instead of characterizing him as he is in the show, using him to tell Dean or Cas things the author wants them to hear, or to act as a confidant. That further lends to this belief that Sam is some High EQ Therapist Lite type who is endlessly sensitive and vulnerable and Dean is uniquely in need of Someone To Help Him Get His Shit Together.

The idea that Dean is a slob I give people a little more grace with, because I think it likely comes about more honestly through how Dean eats—and this is one area where Dean absolutely is not neat. He tends to ignore manners when eating, and I think a lot of people extrapolate from "Dean doesn't care about table manners" -> "Dean is a slob". Dean actually having some issues with germs at times is something members of the writing team have messed up before. It might also be related to Sam's weird perception of manners surrounding food (i.e., not eating food in other people's houses even when it's offered to him for some reason) and people associating his overemphasis on that with "neatness" in contrast to Dean.

Another angle here is probably classism rearing it's ugly head. Because Dean has less formal education than Sam, he has to be a slob, and he has to be emotionally closed off, and he must be a bigot, and etc etc etc.

The reasons some people insist on Dean being a bigot or an abuser are more nebulous (many forms of bigotry may be under discussion, many moments might be chosen as "proof" of one thing or another and that may require some more individual attention). In a broad sense, it's sometimes classism at work here. However, a lot of these ideas persist through certain metas passed around by people who already don't like Dean. Many of them developed a dislike for Dean early on and will always choose interpretations of various events that cast him in the worst light based on their first impression, whether their interpretation is all that reasonable or not. I mean, I could go around saying Sam idolizes a known pedophile and is afraid of people with certain disabilities because he's ableist, and I could insist his interactions with Madison in "Heart" are intentionally written to tell us that Sam is an absolute creep who takes advantage of vulnerable women, but if the goal is to analyze the show in good faith, my analysis ends up being more charitable as I dismiss some of these things as Writer Crimes or things that maybe I wasn't intended to take so seriously or things that are a product of their time. Of course we also all know that some Sam and Cas fans love to shit on Dean for doing the same shit their fave did. That does sometimes leave me wondering if people's selective memory on Sam and/or Cas is more of the issue than their selective memory on Dean, but I also think because Supernatural is so long, and there is SO much fanon content, a lot of people's views on the characters are based around fanon/fanfiction they read in ways they simply don't realize, and that ignorance persists and strengthens as memories of the actual source material become more hazy.

NOTE: I know you know this—but for others: I track some of these things in the following tags:

#my smart bby

#dean and introspection

#bad therapist sam

#dean and cleanliness

#dean minimizations

#mail

[dootznbootz]

I fully blame the Telegony for starting this. It was the first to break up OdyPen and starting the whole "Odysseus is willingly unfaithful" interpretation

EUGAMMON OF CYRENE, WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU!

He needs to be thankful that history is keeping me from yelling at him. 👀 I would leave a book review that would make him CRY. HOMER would leave a book review that would make him cry. My gosh, I wanna see something silly like a meme of some sort with Homer about to fucking WRECK Eugammon, that's so funny.

like it's just such a mess. not only against his character but there are so many points that go against the Odyssey.

1.) Odysseus' line is supposed to only have one son each time. That's Telemachus. You can't just retcon shit to have your OC exist in canon, Eugammon. At least admit it's an AU (Joking...Kind of. 👀)

2.) Tiresias' prophecy. (even fucking wikipedia mentions this fuck up!)

3.) Ultimate wife guy/family man, whose marriage bed is literally a symbol on how he's rooted like a tree on Ithaca, rooted to his marriage, where he belongs, apparently needs to do fuck all and wander about.

4.) You're telling me, Penelope, Queen of Ithaca, was into this marriage circle bullshit? That she would marry he beloved husband's murderer??

Also with the whole "he had a new wife and was with until she died." HOW OLD WAS ODYSSEUS?! HOW OLD WAS PENELOPE?! Odypen were both probably around mid to late 40s when they reunited (at least that's how I see them lol) FOR ANOTHER WOMAN TO GO THROUGH HER WHOLE LIFE WITH HIM???? ARE THEY 150 YEARS OLD????!

And honestly, I think you're right, if it weren't for that stupid poem, I think people would actually study the Odyssey and look through it like, "huh...You know, he seems pretty scared of these goddesses...And really obsessed with this cool as fuck woman. Neat." BUT NO!!! SOME DINGUS HAD TO WRITE BAD FANFIC THAT FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE ALWAYS BRING UP IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS!

You know what? Yeah. Meme time of Homer wrecking Eugammon.

#this was meant to go before the memes but I'm sleepy. :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #There's a reason why the poem was lost. #penelope #odysseus #odypen #tele-GONE-y #odyssey #anti madeline miller #<-because yeah. #ask #superkooku

[brucewaynehater101]

i've been chewing over the tcf!tim au a lot these past few days and this is what my brain came up with: 1. jack and janet aren't really present in tim's life- not out of choice, but out of necessity: see tim had been affected with a curse (similar to that on the tcf protagonist) that made it so that he would eventually lose anything precious to him

2. after they find out, jack and janet decide to physically distance themselves from him (though they can't bring themselves to do so emotionally) while at the same time going on archaelogical trips in hopes to find a way to solve the curse. this way they would hopefully live long enough for tim to be old enough to take care of himself before the curse took them away from him

3. in the meantime, they plopped him in gotham to hopefully slow down / weaken the curse (due to how cursed the city already is, it probably acts like fighting fire with fire or poison with poison, also you can't convince me that as rich as they were they wouldn't have chosen to settle down in any other city if they had other options) and hire a revolving door of nannies (the good ones tim gets attached to often experience unfortunate circumstances that made them have to leave their post, while the bad ones get found out and fired by his parents)

4. tim still gets attached to dick at the circus (and then dick's parents died, and tim lost dick's smile that he liked)

5. tim gets attached to batman and robin -> dick and bruce fight and the og dynamic duo fall apart

6. tim gets attached to jason -> jason gets murdered

7. tim pulls batman out of his spiral and ironically, bruce's prickliness delayed tim getting attached to him, which meant he got to stick around (until he got better, then he ended up being yeeted through time)

8. that whole lead-up to brucequest where he lost a whole bunch of loved ones in quick succession? yeah, the curses of gotham are struggling against his (quantity vs quality)

i just think this idea is neat. and tim's guilt would be growing out of control once he finds out about the curse (why didn't anyone else notice before? because everyone assumed gotham folks are just cursed in general)

it also means he gets a fun (angsty) new motivation to avoid his family post-regression: he doesn't know if the curse is still active and would target them, so he plays the asshole to ward them off so that nothing worse would happen

Well, fuck.

I do love the Good!Parents Jack and Janet in this. It's a bit hard to make Jack or Janet decent parents to Tim while also affording him the independency his character typically has.

The curse is a cool addition to the tcf!Tim au that adds more reason to Tim being an asshole. Him not knowing if he's cursed or not is a great angst plot point, especially because it would be very easy for him to find out. He knows countless magic people that could tell him. Constantine would do it quietly for a quick buck. If Tim continues to not know despite his ability to, that's because he simply didn't want to find out. Dealer's choice on whether that's because he was scared or he wanted an excuse to self-destruct (i.e. cut himself off from his support groups).

The real shitty part about curses that seem like bad luck (or that cause bad luck) is that you can't be sure what is the curse and what is life being shit. Tim will probably blame himself for every horrid thing that has happened to someone after he entered their life.

#dc comics #tim drake #dc universe #thank you for the ask!!!!

[nonpoppie]

tianjiu (food 4 me specifically)

#tianjiu #tianlang jun #shen jiu #scum villain #svsss #i just think they would b neat... #in the grand scheme of things i dont think the demon part would matter to sj #if he got attached to tlj first.?? like #guy with major trust issues vs guy who's just a little silly. And also has trust issues #sj @ tlj would b like: #how dare u break down my walls and make me feel safe and make me feel loved HOW DARE U #meanwhile tlj @ sj: #grumpy chicks r so sexy got damn.. oh u got trauma? word me too babygirl #lets take antidepressants together <3 #out of screen shen yuan is of course the reason for all this . released tlj and was sj's shizun before hightailing it. Happy ending fairy #no idea how the timeline would work but slay #my art dump

[arielluva]

came down with verocky brainworms again so this time i am putting them in situations! the situation in question being camping because why not (mostly bc i thought the fish picture would be funny)

id under cut and in alt text

[ID: some digital drawings of vera misham and wocky kitaki. on the left, there is a colored painting of the two of them. vera is holding a fish in front of her with both hands, while wocky is standing to her right with his arms crossed. both have neutral expressions. wocky is wearing a green hat that says "women want me, fish fear me" and has sunglasses on while vera is wearing a green fisherman's hat and vest over her normal clothes. on the right, there is a 5 panel comic drawn in black and white. panel 1: wocky and vera are sitting by a campfire. wocky is roasting marshmallows while vera is drawing in her sketchbook. panel 2: the fire dies down suddenly, causing wocky to react by saying, "huh?" vera notices the fire has gone down. panel 3: vera rips the drawing she was working on out of her sketchbook, crumples it up, and tosses it towards the fire. panel 4: wocky, with a sad expression asks, "why would you do that?! :( one of your drawings..." while vera looks surprised as his reaction. panel 5: vera averts eye contact and, sheepishly, says, "it... wasn't turning out well..." end ID]

#my art #ace attorney #verocky #vera misham #wocky kitaki #i imagine they took the fish picture bc wocky probably thought it would the coolest thing ever #and he just looks back on it reminiscing on the smell of fish and the good ol days (the good ol days in question being a week ago) #also in the comic wocky is just sad vera destroyed her drawing since he likes them #so he doesnt understand why she would just get rid of it lol #but anyways outside of the reasoning for making this being funny fish picture #i think camping could be good for vera since she doesnt go out much #she gets to see more of the world but also not be surrounded by unfamiliar people 24/7 #idk i just thought it'd be neat :3 #also i like the sad wocky drawing in the final panel of the comic... saddest wettest eyes known to man...

[mhblerrrggg-stabsyou]

updated my notification tone on my phone to this and now I don't know what to do with myself. it gets me every time

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #rawr #LOOK #I HAVE MY REASONS #I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT AND THIS IS FUNNY #astarion baldurs gate #BG3 #Astarion bg3 #im crying #el's life

[tsuyoiqueen]

hot take: i need spideypool and lokius to go on a double date.

#you guys don't understand #i need to see these four together like i need to see lokius with aziracrow #loki and deadpool bickering across the table #mobius and spider-man shaking their heads fondly #getting heart eyes when their partners are getting excited about something #loki realizing he has a lot of things in common with deadpool #that they've both been seen as villains #that they haven't been dealt the best hands in the game #i mean wade was a mercenary before he even became deadpool for a reason #and loki was ostracized by his father and other people around him his whole life #loki was ripped off his timeline and wade was ripped off his autonomy after the mutation #but in the end they got to meet people who believed in them when no one else did #mobius saw a good person in loki even though he knew him the best #meanwhile spider-man did the same for deadpool after getting over his preconceptions and knowing him #this is canon btw google spider-man/deadpool comics #they've found comfort in each other through the pain #and anyway. i just think it'd be really neat #more than that i need loki to be in deadpool 3 #deadpool #loki #spider-man #wade wilson #peter parker #loki laufeyson #mobius #mobius m. mobius #lokius #spideypool #deadpool 3

[rebdot]

hey guys real quick is it obvious i'm playing favourites

#LISTEN before the gale girlies (reasonably tbh) raise hell..... i do like gale i PROMISE i think he's neat #i just don't take him out much bc my tav is the team spellcaster #and if i need another one i tend to bring wyll even though they're both warlocks bc wyll is overpowered as hell #astarion stays in the party bc im in love with him and cant open doors. shadowheart is our healer and karlach is the muscle #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion bg3 #gale bg3 #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios

[ya-gurl-emily]

order 86 Ratchet online to complete my tfp autobot cast*

shows up 2 weeks later, defective copy

have to mail it back (need a new box cause i don't have the actual one) wait for that to go through, then order him again from bbts at higher price

have to wait another month cause they hate shipping to ireland

#online shopping causes me nothing but pain #dude why can't there be better nerd shops near me #Dublin has a bunch but my spot has like 1 comic shop thats been selling bbm soundwave for like 2 years #gamestop sold TFs for a bit. but then they died so like. shit #Smyths usually has new stuff but they just skip out on half of studio series for some reason #probably cause transformers sell like shit #that section gets smaller every single day. it grew again when the movie came out but now its back to being tiny. #even then 80% of it is just shelfwarming movie toys. no wonder the mainline focuses on adults now. kids dont care about the brand anymore #also *“erm achtually i don't have Cliffjumper ” fuck you #That dude's on screen for 2 minutes and then he dies. I'll be fine without him #>coping because the only way to get him is a 110 euro 4 pack with 3 other dudes idc about #I'm not doing that. im already mad i have to buy tfp breakdown in a 2 pack. and thats including a 2nd guy i also think is neat #im mad he's a bulkhead repaint but thats a rant for another day #anyway uuhhh didn't expect to type this long. stay in school don't do drugs ok bye bye

[goldiipond]

ive cried over the 'don turns into little bunny' omake on here a few times but i think about this panel at least once a day. there is something wrong with them

#skye's ramblings #'this is a space-time transporter i made in three seconds.' 'that's too fast!!' is so unreasonably funny to me. im obsessed with them #also thefact that ray put a 'dont push' sign on the button he made and then immediately proceeded to push the button. ok ray #iknow its dons dream but it is accurate ray is just unwell<3 kindof a neat look at how don sees him though #really sweet how don thinks so highly of ray's skills and really great how dream ray is still just as mentally ill as the real one #such an underrated dynamic but i blame this on thefact that everything to do with don is underrated </3 #they are good for reasons ive ranted abt before but a crucial point is they are also good because they are so fucking funny #also im soo fucking obsessed with emo fringe little bunny ray. god

[keeps-ache]

got the piano set up so my brother and i have discovered we have the ability to make the Dreariest tunes ~+~anytime~+~ :3

#just me hi #piany... #he likes the deeper side of the piano and i use the higher side lol #we're just playing around and my mother is getting Exasperated fsvhsd #not our fault this thing has a Sad/Spooky Space Noises setting. it's like it was built for this. or something :> #/i also learned a song yesterday !! which is cool cuz i learned the whole thing yesterday n it was one of those that i couldn't deal with #like... i think 5 years ago lol :D #and also it's cool i still know how to do anything on the piano loll #we didn't get very far before we stopped going to lessons but i think i can learn this alone >:3 #gotta work on my. hands though Hvbshf #my left hand especially. like Dude if someone asked me 'need a hand' and offered my own left hand i'd tell them to just take it and auction #it or summin loll #//mm also working on like 5 things at once #'keeps why why are you doing that oh stars' [<- internal monologue] WELL my good pal my buddy my absolute Friendo #i cannot give you Any good reason lmaoo :) #i want to work on a thing but i want to work on a thing and i want to work on a thing but also i want to work on a thing but i gotta work o #so i try to focus and my thoughts fly out in every direction #it's very neat! now i wish it would stop Lol #i have a comic open + doc + sketch page + ref + concept sketches #and Why do people keep telling me to Just Focus. you sound out of it my dude lmaoo #do you need. a nap ? because the thinking is flawed n i don't think you're using your 10% #that's like telling a cat to just Tell you what it wants. man what are you expecting here hbfvhs #//anywhoodle doo i'm gonna try to do things now lol :> #so shoop bloop badoop toodles ciao see you !

[narsh-poptarts]

Much to Andreus’ surprise--and perhaps embarrassment that it took him this long to realize--River is much stronger than he looks

(Andreus is @willows-arts vamp :D )

#vampire au #vampire hunter #willows-arts #River Lucas #Andreus #my art #he trained with a giant beefcake of a man afterall #for a couple years #said man is the reason he has 3 knives and a second gun on him #also i would do!!!! just about anything for River's smile!!!! #i did not realize i would just hit that emotion so perfectly #but i did #he deserves the world #too bad!! he does not get it :)))) #also this is post-turning!! featuring the vampire who turned him!! #they're buds your honor #Andreus is a pureblood who saw athens rise and fall #and River is some guy he thinks is neat #askldfjh jk

[bumblingbabooshka]

Misc. Tuvok Headcanons

#Tuvok listening to 'nobody' while keeping everybody away with a ten foot pole #Tuvok says he has a holodeck program with monks?? and I assume that's his church program v_v he needs you up BRIGHT. AND. EARLY. #going to church is strange without a family to gather up and usher into it #Big dogs = Like sehlats #Tuvok liking dogs more than cats....Janeway's influence?? #Tuvok as a small child used to hug and cuddle with his Sehlat when he was considered too old to seek such physical comfort from his parents #He was devastated when Wari was -looks at wiki- run over by a car??? OKAY. #gd this poor kid #Tuvok doesn't let his children have a Sehlat for...............reasons #Tuvok being touch starved but not wanting anyone to touch him....the range <3 #-puts 'hologram by the technicolors' onto the record player- It's more than physical touch. It's more than that. #It's the complete abscence of his family #yawning silence where there used to be a comforting low hum #(I got my eyes wide open but I can't see nothing at all / #I got my mind wide open but I don't feel nothing at all) #someone sent me an ask saying that it was a Tuvok song and now it's THE Tuvok song in my mind #more people should send me Tuvok related asks (a large neon sign reading 'HINT. HINT.' appears above me) #and for the first one - the school one v_v I just think it's neat #Tuvok being kicked out of school and not wanting to be in starfleet (so probably not wanting to study in a starfleet academy) #is something that can be endlessly analyzed #I also love Tuvok being objectively wrong about stuff so this does not contradict how he had to be taught not to be so rigid when teaching #the Maquis. Sometimes you're mistreated by the system and conform to fit into it - then perpetuate the system !! #Tuvok (person who is not normal): Why can't you be normal? <- His vibes sometimes #Love it when Tuvok's Old Man shows....Tuvok honestly deserves to get beat up a little #also Tuvok's heightened sensitivity towards telepathy + emotions probably caused him to have trouble in school <- pure headcanon #st voyager #Tuvok #Tuvok art #st voyager art #bea art tags

[tvrningout-a]

" bro, hey bro, why d'ya bother with all those products?? i use a 3-in-1, and it saves me so much time and money! ya gotta switch to one -- it's a no-brainer!! "

#hello i'm back and i spied something about 3 in 1 products earlier and for whatever reason arata's muse woke up asdfgh #akane is shaking her head and dragging him to the store immediately don't worry :' ) #also do i make a legitimate open starter for arata?? i just think he's neat and deserves a thread or two uvu #interactions | arata #i also....... need to rewrite his bio and akane's....... hm #meme me up scotty | dash shenanigans