#they seem to speak russian

[magpie-allosaurus]

Nothing more cool than some fucking assholes talking the whole night in front of my window with their fucking dog barking.

Gosh i hate people. I have to invest in soundproof earplugs, because this shit will keep continoue.

If there is another stabbing or even gun violence, i wont hear it. Idc. I called the cops once and they looked at me like i pranked them, because the culprits got away.

I am sick of tired of this whole humanity.

#vent #me #they seem to speak russian #it is 22 #i need to wake up at tam #5am #i wanna live in a soundproof box and die

[anotherscrappile]

I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY 🦀

#crab #krab #краб #english #romanian #română #russian #русский #belarusian #ukranian #czech #čeština #polish #polski #uzbek #apologies if any of this is incorrect &/or this isn’t the most common word for crab in your language #but so many languages seem to share this word & it makes me happy! #there’s also some languages with krabbe or krabo & other variants but i didn’t want to be editing memes all night #ford speaks #meme #funny

[galaxythreads]

i just rewatched the interrogation scene between natasha and the Russians TM in Avengers 1 and my Russian is a lot better than the last time i saw this because i'm 80% sure when natasha says "вы правда думаешь, что я красивая?" (you really think i'm pretty?) she's using вы, not ты, which is hilarious to me. girl, if i was being tortured, i don't think i'd be polite about it.

#either that or scarlet johanson #who very very very much struggles with russian mispronounced ты and like these things happen but #it made me laugh #context if you don't speak russian #in a nutshell “ты” is the informal you and “вы” is a formal you #you use вы to show respect and with strangers/people you don't know well #but again if me i would absolutely be as informal as possible just to piss them off #also disclaimer not a native russian speaker i am learning if i got this wrong please be nice :D #a1 #natasha #idk #if you were being tortured in russian #who you use вы?? because that just seems so bizarre to me

[prince-liest]

на РУССКОМ значит говоришшш да??? очень рада знать, что вот какой отличный писатель еще может на моем главном языке шпарить, как то лестно х))) спасибо за написание таких шедевров как live on air, и я должна Вам сообщить что оно мне дало знать что я в действительности тоже асексуальна! у меня были подозрения в прошлом, но я даже знать не знала что моё отношения к любви совсем другое чем у моих подруг. я, как аластор, считала что я просто еще не нашла своего ‘единственного’ который заставит моё сердце биться быстрее и т.д и т.п 😂😂😂 а может и не нашла, у всех своя судьба. вообщем, просто обрадовалась знать что Вы как и я говорите на русском! Удачного дня))) 💖

I'm so behind asks, I feel like I blinked and this one was over a week old! I hope you don't mind me replying in English for a couple of reasons - firstly, because I genuinely have no idea how to conjugate anything to gender neutral in Russian without defaulting to the royal 'we', and second because I can't spell very well, oops.

Anyway, hello! :D That's lovely to hear - honestly, you, me, and Alastor are all on the same team in that regard, hahaha. I spent a really long time assuming that nobody interesting enough for me had just come along, so I know the feeling. I'm really glad that my works were able to offer another option to think about for you! Thank you so much, and I hope you have had a lovely week for the...eight days it took me to get to this part of my ask backlog. orz

There are a surprisingly large number of Russian-speaking folks in fandom (especially the Hazbin fandom), it's always really awesome to see! Even if I am personally somewhat limited in my communications.

#ask #personal #eldritch-hiraeth #I always wonder how people handle nonbinary pronouns in languages like Russian where it's impossible to really speak #without conjugating a large portion of what you say to your pronouns #ofc irl I'm not out to the people I speak with so it doesn't matter but I'd prefer not to misgender myself online #but it's such an integral part of the language that it seems really hard to get around without making everything sound wrong! #I guess you COULD just speak with the royal 'we' LOL #or at least I could. fits my username x)))

[simcardiac-arrested]

as a russian who doesn't talk to russian people online what the shit is happening there hello

look man i myself have put in the effort to Not talk to online russians for like (checks hand) 7 or so years (of course i’ve met some really great ones but this isn’t about them and they probably know it) but i’m sure the community didn’t change much. actually from the glimpses i see it seems to have gotten worse. don’t even get me startedddddd man

#Like okay first we have the misogynist dudebros. not a category exclusive to online russians but #there are so many it’s fucking crazy. homophobic to hell and back and Will hate on you for no reason #alpha male type mfs who hate women but will still harass them because of course they will #the second category of course is weird unironic fujoshis who are also usually proshippers #and they are either 12 (forgivable) or 25 and the thing is you can NEVER tell. But it’s kind of fucked how #acceptable it is to just straight up fetishize gay men (hell probably not only them) in online russian communities #and listen to me. the secret third category is that there is no third category. Both of these categories are racist #deer was right i have never seen a community more racist or xenophobic than fucking online russians #you draw a character one shade darker than their usual skintone and suddenly you got annoying as fuck russians in your comments going #BRO BURNT IN THE SUNNN 🤣🤣🤣 ENGLISH FANDOM LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE !!! <- in recent times they have taken to blaming the english fandom for #‘wokefying’ their sacred online russian spaces. Of course we can only be woke enough to fetishize gay men. god forbid black people exist #now the actual third category is the online russian tеrf/radfеm community. it seems recent to me but also as i said i have not really #interacted with russian comminity as a whole for a long while. But yea anyways they’re crazy i dont think i have to explain this one #but they’re somehow more evil and miserable than the ones you’re used to #another recent one is the russian twitterians … i’ve only seen glimpses of them as well as i dont use twitter #but you will not believe the shit these mfs try to pull. They try to get you to stop swearing at all bc they find a way to make every #russian swear word offensive. AND they speak fucking … englussian. rusglish. Half of their sentences are just english words written in #russian letters. all the same buzzwords english speaking twitter users like to say! #if you’ve never seen a russian talk about feminization or gatekeeping or being woke or yadda yadda. Well i have #it’s bad. they’re just very very terminally online #and don’t worry the last two categories will also always be racist/xenophobic even if the last one tries to seem Progressive #don’t know if i missed anytning but those are just the Specific Types of annoying asf online russians that i have noticed and have been #observing from a safe distance like a scientist #my point is keep not talking to russian people #cramswering #edit: I FORGOT BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ONLINE RUSSIANS TREAT TRANS PEOPLE #YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE WAY THEY REACT TO TRANS HEADCANONS IT’S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD TO THEM. OR TRANS CHARACTERS #OR GOD FORBID ACTUAL REAL LIFE TRANS PEOPLE. it’s actually quite incredible how bigoted online russians are

[crabbarts]

thank u to the person who donated 36 1-ounce skeins of bulky weight vintage wool yarn with four plies (shrink resistant and moth proof) to the local thrift store ilysm

#yarn #zeke speaks #granted I'll have to join so many ends together #I might try out spit splicing bc it seems like a smoother join than the russian join #I'm so hyped #I never knit anything in bulky yarn much less garments bc it's sm more expensive per meter #compared to finer yarns

[neumoegen]

i find it so weird that native english speakers aren’t taught proper linguistics in school

#russian schooling isn’t perfect by any means but you have to know a good bit of linguistics before even attempting to begin #properly speaking the language. however this doesn’t seem to be a requirement for english speakers which is just supremely puzzling #please tell me they teach you about voiced and aspirated consonants in elementary school at least

[mercuriallily]

I go to this Eastern European deli like once a week and it got review-bombed by Russians who claimed the store has "anti-Russian propaganda" everywhere (Ukrainian flags). The deli is run by Ukrainians (most of whom speak Russian as a first language) but they flat-out refuse to speak Russian to the Russians (they will speak Ukrainian or English instead) and I think that's very funny of them

#sasha speaks #the russians were crying discrimination but I think it's hilarious #refusing to speak your native language to someone who doesn't want your country to exist? power move #also if you've never been to an eastern european deli you're missing out #they have the coolest stuff and such good food #the best ones are run by poles or ukrainians in my experience #there's usually a very distinct smell of fish and pickled things but you get used to it #and though the employees may seem brusque they are very polite and friendly #it's just the eastern european personality

[canary-song]

The extended spider band/family/gang should teach eachother phrases in all their non-english native/second languages. For fun and bonding.

#spiderverse #itsv #atsv #blogcat: transmissions #culture sharing as love!! #You've heard of: Webslinger pre1880s cowboy slang + Noir 1930s slang + Hobie cockney rhyming slang #now get ready for THIS #scouring the internet and can't seem to find if Mumbai is predominantly Hindi or Marathi #peni by cultural context of genre might possibly speak japanese? #and miles with spanish of course :•) #lemme know if I'm inaccurate w/ any of these - don't know all the characters all that well #sincerely - guy that's been trading phrases back and forth with his minimal 中文 to his classmates who know japanese and russian

[shcherbatskya]

i never even found out who the italian was…

#i thought they were all either russian or french or maybe austrian or maybe prussian but italy seems far. away i mean #samael speaks

[axolot-of-ideas]

me fighting my executive disfunction in the best way i know how

options and streaks

#*me loading my duolingo with now 8 different languages* #listen it started with me wanting to learn French because i think learning it will be hilarious because i don’t believe in france #and then i saw russian and remembered i tried learning thay #and swedish and dutch seemed interesting #and also someone i vaguely know speaks swedish so i wanna fuck with them #and then i saw arabic and remembered an old au where i had to listen to arabic #and then greek and latin which are both languages i really want to learn #spanish is useful where i live and is my longest streak so im keeping up with that #but basically i haven’t missed too many days in like my 120 day streak #and now with options its like i want to do all 8 a day for the streak for challenge points and tryharding #but also now i have choices to do #im evolving #and its going to be hilarious #im going to break out into 8 different languages when im sleep deprived and fuck with everyone #im not telling any of my irl friends until im pretty good with most of them #so this is going to be fucking awesome

[hydrachea]

I get the Childe main urge to flirt with the Zhongli main now.

#the zhongli main was russian but that didn't stop either of us #i still feel like i should learn some basic russian with how many players seem to speak it

[johnnyreincarnated]

how funny would it be if i made my johnny have just a /slight/ british dialect

like not over the top but you can just about identify the accent

#and theres not really a canon nationality to him anyway #as in orignal canon or my take #my whisker also has a bit of a russian and german accent on top of his original voice #also my johnny can speak japanese #as well as my whisker speaking. well. russian and german #also MAYBE the sol zones own dialect on top of that #as well as english #whisker is a straight up polyglot. wow. #so the johnny being slightly british thing may be projection #im british and icl rhe way i talk and the words i use seem very fitting for him

[badolmen]

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#ra speaks #personal #hmmmm #considering going to the next protest in full dress #a) bc I know I look less threatening when I present fem and I know this is gonna be a high tension kinda demonstration #and therefore I might need to be in diffusing role if anyone instigates #and again. when presenting fem it’s just easier to come across as demure and polite #as opposed to being outwardly dykey and prepped to the teeth for whatever may #but also b) I feel like it’s high time there’s some visible [redacted] rep in these demos. I’ve literally only seen one other person from #Extra Curricular Club there and I know he’s largely there bc he’s studying Russian w an Arabic minor so he actually knows what’s going on #whereas I just. haven’t seen anyone else and it’s frankly a fucking shame. #(bc you just know those white kids are [redacted] and might be going ti this event we’re protesting) #which seems like all the more reason I be there and be visible and be identifiably Other #but at the same time….idk no one at these demos has seen me in anything other than my dykey flannel and jeans and I don’t wanna come off #as preachy or something for turning up the fem performance or whatever #ughhhhgggg I said I’d be there in the comdef chat so I gotta show and figure out what I’m doing when I get there

[yumenosakiacademy]

u kno, it was so odd 4 paralive 2 specify tht allens half-russian then do absolutely Nothing w tht, like not even having him speak a Word of russian.

#he speaks english occasionally (all of bae do; anne bc half-british n hajun is korean n english is kinda a thing there at least Moreso than #Japan) but... if they want him speaking english phrases all the time why not jus make him half-anerican or smth. russian seems so specific #tht ud think they'd do a lil smth w it (ex: elis Harasho from LL) but they never do. Odd. #delete later

[natugood]

I love just sitting and working in small, local coffee shops for hours at a time. Even though it’s hard for me to sit still, it’s really fun to get to see all the people who come in and to get a better sense of the community as a whole. I love half listening to conversations, seeing how people interact with each other and with the baristas, and who even is drawn to the location in the first place. I don’t usually feel like paying $2 - $6 for a coffee or tea is really worth it except on special occasions, but the value of getting to be around people in a pleasant, safe, open environment like that really adds so, so much value to the experience. I like to feel connected to the people around me, so it makes me happy!

#I had to get a new key for my car and my headlight replaced so I walked to a random coffe and boba shop in a shitty looking strip mall #that was about 10 mins away from the car dealership. I was there for 2 hours and two small groups of people came in during that time #first over the first 15-20 mins I was there three or four men in their 30s -50s came in and were talking with the barista #I discovered that the barista (also a 30-50 year old man) and all of the men were part of the local Slavic community #cause they were speaking what I think was russian (I only know how to say yes and no in russian and I heard those words lol) #they talked for about 30ish mins before each man left individually. the shop was empty for about 15 mins before an elderly couple came in #their friend Jim joined them - they seemed to be regulars possibly - and they talked for about 20 mins and were still talking when I left #when I took a phone call it directed to my hearing aides and they thought I was taking to them so after I was done I apologized #they were very nice snd chatted with my briefly about my aides and people thinking I must be talking to myself with them (which DOES happen #but also I do talk to myself out loud all the time lol) and when I left the coffee shop I said bye to the barista and the elderly group #they all said bye back. it was such a pleasant experience #it was also SO different than I expected cause the coffee shop not only does coffee but also does bubble tea and matcha??? #so I assumed it would be an Asian owned business not a Russian/Slavic one lol #overall a great experience. 10/10. a wonderful way to start the morning #googoogajoob