#things that will never happen

[terriblepersongreatseamonster]

Thought I had when I saw Adam Driver is going to host SNL in a few weeks

It'd be amazing if one of these times when Adam is hosting SNL (cause I'm sure this won't be the last time) while he's doing the monologue Daisy interrupts and asks, "Want to come back and make another Star Wars movie?". He shrugs nonchalantly and goes, "Sure. See you at work on Monday."

I know that the likelihood this would happen is infinitesimal/non-existent, but if it did I'm pretty sure my scream would be heard by my friend that lives half way across the country.

#reylo #things that will never happen #ben x rey #ben solo deserved better #save ben solo #ben solo

[braedenhales]

All bills should be waived during your birthday month and they should pay the amount you owe to you if the due date is on the actual day of your birth

#things that will never happen #but could you imagine?

[ejzah]

Adding in my own crazy idea for the series finale.

During the last few episodes (weeks), the agency comes under scrutinization or is audited, etc., putting everyone’s position potentially at risk. Kensi becomes increasingly on edge and emotional. She chalks it up to the additional stress, and of course Deeks is worried, and and trying his best to support her. One night he walks into the house to see her crying, sitting on the floor in the middle of the kitchen, eating a chocolate cake he picked up with her in mind. Deeks immediately goes to comfort her, pulling her into his lap. After a few minutes, she wipes a few tears away, laughing wetly as she jokes about thinking she was pregnant if they didn’t know better. There’s a notable pause where they look at each other. Deeks shakes his head slightly, Kensi’s eyes widen. She scrambles out of his arm, running for the bathroom, Deeks following a second behind. A few minutes later, Kensi’s holds up a positive pregnancy test, and they end up back on the floor crying and laughing.

They walk out of her first ultrasound a few weeks later with yet another surprise: Twins! Kensi decides that day that she’s going to resign as an agent, and look for a less dangerous position. Naturally, Deeks hands his letter of resignation the same day.

#ncis la #season 14 #densi #things that will never happen #especially in the last 11 episodes #give me my ridiculous dream of twins!

[berengenita]

Perhaps what I need for my life is something that will never happen, like a Bolt Thrower concert.

#music #bolt thrower #concert #things that will never happen

[watmalik]

What’s your take on op’s idea 😂 I’m just curious https://twitter.com/tarlosrainbow/status/1665409881292013569?s=46&t=96ILgEJcOjbhyWZnq5dA-w

This is hilarious! But like imagine the convo being, TK asking Carlos , “would you love me if I went bald?”

Let’s say TK didn’t like Carlos’s original answer (like babe, it doesn’t matter, I’ll love you anyway) because it seems like such a cop out so he shaves his head out of impulse— as TK would to prove a point (gets a buzz haircut).

Long story short, Carlos is still amused his hubby is taking this very seriously so he shaves his curls off because he sees it as the only solution for TK to come around from giving him the silent treatment. When TK gets home, Carlos is wearing a baseball cap and one thing led to another he’s on one knee, takes his cap off and says “baby, you can be bald and I’ll marry you all over again.”

Anyways, ill see myself out and crawl back to my homework den.

(This is the post in the link)

#anon asked #answered #I #need to stop with the headcanons #things that will never happen #Tk would cry bc he would miss the curls but find it hot

[queenmeriadoc]

Large age gaps in relationships can be problematic but if you ever see me dating Charles Edwards you better shut up

#I’m funny #things that will never happen #gif

[didsomebodysay-kat-aesthetic]

When you've had an idea of a comic for years but can't draw to save your life and can't pay an artist cause you're poor so you just try to resign yourself to the fact it will never be made.

#:/ sigh #comics #ideas #things that will never happen #the silver sprite

[ormspryde]

Just for once, I'd like to be someone's first choice, rather than an afterthought.

#things that will never happen

[buckycap]

if the hbo tlou creators cared about us at all (they don’t) they’d realize the market for a bill and frank spinoff that shows us the rest of their 16 year relationship

#things that will never happen #murray and nick are already down to do it just DO IT

[raisethe-velvet]

what if. magical girl arashi card

#things that will never happen #enstars

[magnusbae]

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

A post in 2014:

A zoom out of the same post:

This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

#i said i wont ever rant about this bc it's unseemly but HONESTLY. #you simply cannot complain about not having enough of A or B or C and then never reblog / interact with the content you love. #If you LOVE something you cannot just leave a like and silently wait for more to happen #I know countless of content creators that simply stopped doing art/writing fic/making edits #You need to understand that fandom content is made FOR the fandom FOR the engagement FOR the entertainment and fun it makes. #If a content creator does not have fun IN the fandom-- why would they spend the scares free time they have on making this content? #And we're not talking about things that you don't like-- no one expects you to reblog things you don't like. #However I think it's safe to say that when a post has more than 5k it's not some random shitpost with no value. #tumblr issues #tumblr #content creators #buns.txt #something something please don't starve your local clowns

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

#text! #did post this on twt but this belongs on the crying about characters website #and yeah this is about jarchivist and also marc spector in the mk show #idk it hit me yesterday that they were EIGHT AND NINE!!!!!!! when their respective thing happened and that ruined me #like it wasn't their fault but they think it is!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!! #holds those autistic bi men close to my chest #should've never smoked that shit* (*took my brother to a cave/read that book) #now im irrevocably changed* (*tied to the shittest god possible/destined to be the antichrist) #edit: this is getting a bit of traction so pls know that blorbo tagging and oc tagging is SOOO encouraged #thank you to the person who added the flaming text miles edgeworth thats so funny

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

#sorry if the images are a bit scuffed. tumblr kept having errors so i had to add the final two separately #may make this into a youtube video. hm. #mumbo jumbo #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #mcyt #mcytblr #“why does this keep happening to him” indeed #cw cannibalism #suggestive #cw drugs #cw alchohol mention #<- things i never thought id have to tag on a mumbo jumbo post

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#im actually not okay im never getting over this #this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't #no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al #this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS #HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS #how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant #i need psychiatric help #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2