#this anon is a troll

[teatimeatwinterpalace]

Like it or not, the one who saved and modernized the monarchy was King George V, not king Edward VII, and this is an undisputed fact that all historians would agree with. After all, It was during the reign of King George V that 13 European Monarchies crumbled to the ground while the british monarchy survived. And it survived because of George V, because of his leadership, his modern statesmanship, his will to embrace and encourage changes, his popularity and the respect that his nation had for him, while he led his country to victory during WW1. He was the FIRST Monarch that brought monarchy close to people, hence why he was nicknamed the People's Monarch or the Citizen Monarch. George reigned during the most difficult times in the history of monarchy and of mankind, but he managed to save his monarchy and to modernize it, setting the path for a Constitutional Modern Monarch*. Your bias cannot change it, because facts dont give a damn about your opinions. A pity that you cannot uplift Edward VII without bringing George down. George wasnt dull, he was quite the character. He was genuine, funny, reproachable, a lover of books and cinema, and most importantly he was a SERIOUS LEADER, who acted exactly as a modern head of state is suppsed to act. Oh and he was a FAITHFUL Husband, he was devoted to his wife and loyal to her throughout their entire marriage. Something that can never be said of Edward VII who was unfaithful and over-indulgent in everything ( Im sure his mistresses would have preferred Handsome George though). If being faithful and family-oriented makes a man dull, than give me dull everyday. Queen Alexandra would've been happy to have married a man like George who never embarrassed and humiliated his wife

Oh my, where does this come from? lmao. Tbh, I deserve this kind of message when it's about Wilhelm. I'm totally biased regarding this rascally young fop (Alexander III said it first!). Badmouthing him is one of my favourite pastime. But George, come on! I never been too harsh with him? EXCEPT, perhaps, when it comes down to the Romanovs, but what can I say? When you don't have a backbone, you really don't…

Yet, I'm a tad puzzled by your message because we are talking about George V right? The one who in April 1905 hadn't seen his children for three months. The one who used to shout at his second son "Get it out" when the poor soul was suffering from stammer. The one who in 1917, while on a stroll in the grounds of Sandringham complained to Nora Wigram that his children always avoided him. Nora retelling this story in one of her letters to her parents said how Mary, David and Bertie became "quite cheerful & entirely flippant, writing their names in the snow" when George and Mary had gone home on said stroll. However, do you know who was ACTUALLY a good father? his cousin *whispering* Nicky.

Faithful yes but let me remind you that their marriage was far from smooth sailing. They lived seperately for months on end. You also must have forgotten the countless letters from George trying to apologise for shutting down, being rude or cold towards May. + May's letters complaining on how he would shut her out. The man was unable to articulate his feelings which led to endless misunderstanding. May who once wrote to George while in Paris : "I quite understand about yr not wishing to come to Paris & am not angry, I only thought it wd be nice change as I find life in general very dull- unless one has a change sometimes." She had wanted him to join her but had received a rebuff instead. May who wrote to his brother in 1900 while she was stuck in the gloomy York Cottage: "It is so dull here & I feel very low & depressed tho' Im pretty well on the whole" (alright she was pregnant at that time, but guess where George was?… out shooting birds).

Led his country to victory during WW1? Hmmm, you really mean George V who was described in 1918 by the Viscount Esher in those terms: "he seems virtually a recluse, steadily devoting himself to good purposes and little works of a good kind, but with not conspicuousness, no assertiveness of the King's position." / "making himself a nonentity" ? While May wrote on 19 november 1916 to her son David about the hospital visits: "They are "assomant" (tiresome) & I dislike them more than words can describe!" and then proceeded to explain how much she enjoyed her shopping trips at Goode's.

I'm teasing because OF COURSE I think George V was a good ruler and perhaps he was the kind of ruler the country needed at that time. He was a great arbitrator and was able to adapt and change despite having conservative views and being very much uneducated. How he dealt with the Irish question is a stellar example! He was an ordinary man who disliked society and suffered from bouts of depression. There is a sentence that struck me in Ridley's book which in my opinion sums up George : "He was a man of disconnected feelings".

I could write PAGES about Bertie's shortcomings and how his shenanigans damaged the monarchy. Yet he was a gifted ruler, very much in tune with his time.

So I guess anon, it comes down to... preference. If you are more into shooting birds and collecting stamps, you do you! I, on the contrary, have a soft spot for cosmopolitan kings with a string of scandals.

Now if you'd excuse me, I'm off painting the town red with Bertie!

#don’t come after me #with those rose-colored glasses #i'll show you the receips #and give you a reality check 😗 #i do hope #this anon is a troll #because you can't go about life #being so short-sighted #& i'm sorry but #not even ridley's EXCELLENT bio on george #could change my mind #georgie was a dull man #actually my last words will be #le roi est mort vive la république #because there is no way #i'm starting a debate on which king saved the monarchy #*even though Bertie did hehe*

[stuckinapril]

lol I can’t fucking afford groceries, so sorry my attention isn’t 24/7 on Palestine 🙄

listen i feel u. i do. but i honestly cannot get over how immature these asks are (and i've received a few of them by now, cannot imagine the volume of them actual palestinians get) bc it should be an unspoken caveat that a lot of these posts are not targeted at people who're living paycheck to paycheck, working busy lives, have copious amounts of shit to deal w etc etc. the problem comes in when you go out of your way to ridicule genocide by sending asks like this, especially to people who lost family members to israeli attacks. i know this isn't the social etiquette site, but someone has to tell you it's incredibly rude, distasteful, tone deaf, disrespectful...

if you can't afford to do anything, okay. keep it pushing instead of going to people's inboxes trying to make an obvious point.

and if you do have time or money and you're not doing nearly enough, you are the problem.

it's literally that simple.

#palestine #this ask feels so unserious i hope ur just trolling and ur not actually incensed enough to inform a stranger of this on anon #if ur trolling then not funny... and if ur being serious then reevaluate ur manners idk #ask

[miyuuchii]

thank you anon for the questions! i hope my answers make sense ><

#branch #branch x poppy #broppy #trolls #groppy #miyuuart #miyuu&anon #miyuutrolls

[ohposhers]

creek when hes been stuck at the Brozone Bunker morning coffee get together for 3 hours and has to resort to making his own entertainment

#me when im forced to hang out with those trolls i hate #remember when i said creek is not a good guy? that does not disclude flirting with floyds brothers #nothing matters to him he knows if jd says anything floyd wont believe him #floyd trolls #creek trolls #john dory trolls #fleek #fleek trolls #my art #trolls #trolls band together #fleekedup #this ones for you anon who requested creek x jd lmfaooo

[felsicveins]

I've seen Otto flirt with every brother but ONE!! I desperately need to see Otto brutally rejected by a happily married Bruce(and possibly salty Brandi??)

Is this in the cards for Otto 🤨

He can dish it out but he certainly can't take it

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #brozone #trolls oc #trolls ocs #trolls oc otto #I KNEW HER SHE WAS THE. SHE WAS THE S L U T #obviously bruce is fucking with him he would never cheat #Bruce is drinking water btw #everyone on anon why are yall afraid . i guess i dont mind all that much cause then i can just screenshot and not feel bad #its just funny

[devotion-disorder]

I'm sorry Noel but we have to break up... It's not you, it's your cock. Ever since I found out that Kuuya has a big dong I've realized that your tiny pp is not enough for me...😞 Also I love twinks so I'm leaving you for Kuuya- I'M COMING KUUYA!!!🏃

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINNNGGGGGGGGGG

#ask #anon #yandere oc #noel posting #kuuya posting #*both are traced from memes #i can't quite capture the essence of the tails gets trolled face #also the fact that noel has had SEVERAL small pp allegations sent by anons by now #sillydoods

[sandflakedraws]

For trolls request, either Floyd interacting with Veneer, OR Reigan Troll-Sona (love your art!)

hilariously ... i actually had one of these on hand from when i first watched TBT mnbdkjnkdjb.

behold! Reigen, the sweatiest troll this side of Pop Village.

i also. had drawn this one.

#these were part of an abot troll set because the separated brothers+drain overlap from ABoT and TBT was wild to my mind #anon #joey babbles #sandflakedrew #reigen #teru #trolls #mp100 #it can be fun to try and make their outfits for troll sensibilities and scale #reigen forever sweaty #even branch would find storing and drinking reigen's sweat excessive

[notllorstel]

I haven't seen the new trolls movie yet, cause I promised my little sib I'd watch it with them. But John Dory is my favorite, even tho he's a bit of an ass from what I've gathered

luckily for you anon here’s a John Dory I’ve prepared earlier

#John dory #trolls band together #trolls #llorsdood #asks #anon

[pilfappreciator]

Brandi and Bruce’s S/o looking after the bakers dozen on their own, what shenanigans occur?

Anon this is?? Literally so cute what the hell??? Also referring to them as the "bakers dozen" is so genuis sfhjjfdadfggh—

Reader & the Bakers Dozen: babysitting solo

Includes: GN! Reader, mentions of polyamory, mentions of Vacay Lovers, slightly Parental! Reader, the Bakers Dozen

CW: Bruce Jr.

🍪 POV: your partners go off to some fancy convention to promote their business, leaving you to watch after all 13 of their kids. Chaos ensues

🍪 These little shits are already a lot to handle, so when you suddenly find yourself being the only adult in the house responsible for them? Yeah, babes, you've definitely got your hands full

🍪 Luckily, you've spent enught time at the Vacay Lovers household that things are at least a little easier for you lol

🍪 They definitely behave much better for you compared to other babysitters. Partly because you're smoochin their parents (and don't wanna get in trouble), and partly because they genuinely like you :3

🍪 But they're still little shits thru and thru, don't forget that

🍪 If they happen to have school? Chances are Bruce and Brandi already took care of their lunches and stuff before they left, so it'll be up to you to pick them up (WARNING: THE KIDS WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO GO ORDER AT THE NEAREST FAST FOOD PLACE! Unless you've got money for 13 happy meals, prepare to hit em with a firm refusal). Definitely helps if you blast some music in the van! They've kinda lost interest in Velvet & Veneer after learning the two literally tortured their dad and uncles...

🍪 Play Brozone. They'll go crazy and shout-sing along with Bruce's parts lol

🍪 Later in the day you can expect a few to come up to you for homework help. They might also wanna help with dinner, but fyi there WILL be a mess. Pasta sauce on the floor, flour all over the counters, stains on your clothes— the whole shebang

🍪 Want the least amount of casualties? Just let them set the table (no worries, all the plates and stuff are made of plastic ajdjakkala)

🍪 A few of them have some dietary restrictions tho so keep that in mind!! Luckily, you can always find a list of reminders/examples up on the fridge courtesy of lovely muppet wife Brandi <33

🍪 If the kids don't have school that day, then be prepared. You're gonna have very little time to yourself ://

🍪 Like they've each got their own interests and hobbies to keep them occupied, but sometimes they'll need you to reach somewhere up high, or for you to play tiebreaker/settle an argument, or they honestly just want you to join them for a game of hide and seek which???

🍪 "Aw, you sure you guys don't mind me joining in?"

"Yeah! Just cuz you're old doesn't mean you can't have fun, too!"

"...Gee, thanks :D"

🍪 They're merciless

🍪 They've all got their own set of chores they need to do. Each and everyone will try to worm their way out of them. All of them. Everytime

🍪 Sure, they can be a little hyper sometimes, but they're like 6-8 years old so that's expected. For the most part, they're all pretty chill

🍪 It's Bruce Jr. who you've gotta watch out for

🍪 He is a shit- stirer and I WILL FOREVER STAND BY THAT

🍪 This guy won't hesitate to rally his siblings into whatever plan he's been cookin in that feral little head of his. Prepare yourself because you're MOST DEFINITELY getting pranked. It's like a requirement or something

🍪 One nice thing i have to say about Bruce Jr. is that he's actually pretty resourceful. Like this little dude is using everyday household items like he's staring in his own Home Alone movie AKSJSJAKA—

🍪 Rest assured, tho, none of his pranks are seriously harmful or anything but like... at the end of the day, expect:

1) to be covered in craft supplies

2) your clothes/skin/hair a mess

3) to have one limb stuck in a bucket

4) all of the above

🍪 Honestly I feel like Bruce and Brandi would be surprised if they came back and DIDN'T find you sporting paint-stained clothes or with glitter in your hair. Maybe a few stickers slapped on your forehead??

🍪 The trick to dealing with this little agent of chaos is to either keep him separated from his siblings long enough so he doesn't manage to rope anyone into his schemes, or strike some kinda deal with him. Considering he's got 12 siblings, all of whom you need to be watching over at the same time, chances are the second option is your safest bet

🍪 Chances are he'll ask for something semi-illegal, or at the very least something that DEFINITELY requires adult supervision

🍪 DO NOT LET THIS BOY TALK YOU INTO BUYING ANYTHING RELATED TO FIRE. Seems like an easy task, I know. Unfortunately this little shit enherited his dad's charm so watch out o_o

🍪 He'll settle for a happy meal tho. Hopefully you didn't already cave and take him and his siblings out to eat earlier, otherwise you're spending even more money ajsjakkala

🍪 If any errands need to be run during your time there, you BETTER BELIEVE they're all coming with. You'll need to be incredibly vigilant during this time cuz these kids are even more rowdy in public than they are at home. If you're smart about it, you can turn the whole thing into a game! If everyone manages to grab everything off the grocery list in a certain amount of time or if they're able to find the best quality (but relatively cheap) brand of laundry detergent, then you'll buy each of them candy or something uwu

🍪 You can count on them to be cooperative, but like... bring the family child leash just in case

🍪 Cough cough (Bruce Jr.) cough cough

🍪 MOVIES BEFORE BED! It's a bit of a family tradition in the Vacay Lovers household. Yknow, just some way for the kids to spend time together before the day ends

🍪 You're most definitely gonna be playing tiebreaker when the time comes. All 13 of them have wildly different tastes

🍪 Absolutely no scary movies tho. They'll try to argue that theyre able to handle it, but at the end of the night expect to find yourself under a pile of frightened children who've ctawled into bed with you

🍪 Their collective nightly routine is literally?? So chaotic??? Like all of them are simultaneously trying to squeeze into the same bathroom just to brush their teeth... running in and out of their respective rooms... trying to sneak some extra dessert before bed

🍪 Literally never a quite moment in this household jshskakakam

🍪 You might have to read a few bedtime stories or sing a lullaby—

"Dad does it better"

"Just go to bed, Benji"

—but once they've settled in under the covers? Out like a light. They are unconscious the moment their heads hit their pillows

🍪 You'll probably have a mess (or two... or three) to clean up afterwards, but once they're taken care of? Dishes washed? Counters clean? You're more than welcome to crash on Bruce and Brandi's bed <33

🍪 Said couple returns home the next morning...

🍪 Just to find their kids drawing on your face with marker. Cross your fingers that none of its permanent 💀💀

Hope this was good! I know I call them all little shits BUT I MEAN IT AFFECTIONATELY OKAY AJSJAKA

Ngl I feel like this could have been like... more colorful? Like I was very general about the kids and their behavior as a whole, but now I'm super tempted to make a post describing each of them and all their little quirks! Just something fun to do that'll help me write them better in the future ;3

#anon i hope you know im using Bakers Dozen as an official term from now on #big brain move #love that for you <33 #i shall continue to slander bruce jr. till the grave #trolls #trolls band together #bruce trolls #brandi trolls #Vacay Lovers #Bakers Dozen #trolls x reader #brozone x reader #spruce trolls #x reader #headcanon #ask

[kabutoden]

your bugstuck designs are amazing i love them so much!! specbio my beloved... may i request a buggy gamzee? :O

YES you may.... the clown is getting up to being silly!!!!! he loves what he does :) thank you!!

#gamzee makara #bugstuck #buggy trolls #homestuck #purpleblood #ask #anon

[volumniafox]

Since the only way our fresh government managed to get rid of a literal nazi as a minister was when foreign press started taking notice... It would be a shame if some recent developments gained international attention :-)

#politics #finnish politics #jessikka aro is a finnish journalist who has done some incredible investigative journalism #about the way russia has used mis/disinformation and trolls to influence international politics #and has been the target of several harassment campaigns because of her work #the current smear campaign has been mainly aimed against a particular Iltalehti magazines journalist #who has written about the way our far-right wing party perussuomalaiset/true finns act in ways #that are detrimental to the freedom of press #the parties whose members have been participating in this are kokoomus (our current pm party #and the aforementioned perussuomalaiset #kokoomus has officially condemned these actions #while perussuomalaiset has not #also ill be turning anon off i have absolutely no interest in debating whether or not junnila 'was just joking'

[tamagoneko]

can you tell us about that au with the two branch? is it like he separated into two version of himself that is the personification of his introvert and loner self and extrovert and social self

the two branch's came from a little brain nugget i had " what if branch was "" normal "" and mostly ok?? " and just kinda snowballed from there!

his brother's still left and grandma still died but he got some therapy and better support system! ( he still turned gray shhh )

because branch is still branch he struggles with depression, anxiety and a unhealthy amount of paranoia! ect.. but he's trying his best!

autsim king of masking if you will

im still workshopping it ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑) !!

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #i hope you can read my shitty ass handwriting omg!! ;w; #branch trolls #poppy trolls #broppy #fanart #mostly ok branch au #i need a good name for this >:/ #autism king is STRUGGLING #doodle #sketch #ty for the ask anon! #ask me stuffs #my art

[miyuuchii]

Anon Submission 2: broppy

yes

#broppy #trolls #branch x poppy #branch #poppy #groppy #miyuu&anon

[felsicveins]

Does JD have any different terrible tattoos that he’s embarrassed by? I could see him getting a new shitty tattoo every time he gets drunk with a new partner because he convinces himself that this time is absolutely the time it works out.

Send more asks and I'll give him more tattoos

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #john dory #jd trolls #trolls jd #john dory trolls #anon. you got it #he always thinks this will be it #even after 6 or 7 or 8 exs #he's dumb as hell #but loving

[ectosbiologlst]

Is Eridan going to be jealous you're hanging out with your other boyfriend?

I got kicked out

#ask john egbert #ask windy boy #homestuck #john egbert #heir of breath #beta kids #ectobiologist #anon ask #homestuck trolls #karkat vantas #dave strider #knight of time

[nekropsii]

I personally hate the beforan trolls because it seems like they were made just to parody the audience of like 15 year olds online in a way that makes it clear the author HATES them. They’re one dimensional and not a single one of them is a good person in any way. Do you feel this way? I just hate reading the beforus part because it feels so hostile to the people reading it.

Hi, I don’t mean to be rude, but this is the funniest possible fucking ask to send to the literal sole and only Alpha Troll analysis blog. Are you new here?

#I’ll give this a more serious response later I just need everyone to see this first. this is so funny. help #anon no…… how did you get here…. #i thought like most people came here through my alpha troll takes. genuinely what drew you in #homestuck #nekro.sms