#don’t come after me

[thethirdtriplet]

Headcanon for the Batkids, after watching Star Wars:

Duke, holding a yellow lightsaber: All the poetry you waxed about friendship and loyalty, were all lies, weren’t they?

Steph, holding a purple lightsaber: In this case yes; Jason promised he’d cook for me if we win.

Damian, holding a green lightsaber: When we win.

Dick, holding a blue lightsaber: I trusted you! How could you side with him?

Damian: It was a logical decision to side with the winning team.

Jason, holding a red lightsaber: See, the kid gets it.

Tim, holding a black lightsaber: You forgot one thing.

Jason: Which is?

Tim: Cass is on our side.

Cass appears with a white lightsaber:

Bonus:

Luke: I get you’re mad Bruce, really, I do.

Luke: I didn’t even realize the little tyke Tim was tricking me when he asked me to help him make the lasers he used for the lightsabers, I thought it was for a W.E. project.

Bruce: That’s fair Tim’s lies can be very convincing at times.

Bruce: I can’t even scold them because they had adult permission.

Bruce turns to Kate: You consented to this?

Kate: I’m not gonna lie, I just wanted to see them duke it out.

Bruce: *sighs in Tired Dad TM*

#tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #luke fox #kate kane #I put a lot of thought into the saber colors #don’t come after me

[teatimeatwinterpalace]

Like it or not, the one who saved and modernized the monarchy was King George V, not king Edward VII, and this is an undisputed fact that all historians would agree with. After all, It was during the reign of King George V that 13 European Monarchies crumbled to the ground while the british monarchy survived. And it survived because of George V, because of his leadership, his modern statesmanship, his will to embrace and encourage changes, his popularity and the respect that his nation had for him, while he led his country to victory during WW1. He was the FIRST Monarch that brought monarchy close to people, hence why he was nicknamed the People's Monarch or the Citizen Monarch. George reigned during the most difficult times in the history of monarchy and of mankind, but he managed to save his monarchy and to modernize it, setting the path for a Constitutional Modern Monarch*. Your bias cannot change it, because facts dont give a damn about your opinions. A pity that you cannot uplift Edward VII without bringing George down. George wasnt dull, he was quite the character. He was genuine, funny, reproachable, a lover of books and cinema, and most importantly he was a SERIOUS LEADER, who acted exactly as a modern head of state is suppsed to act. Oh and he was a FAITHFUL Husband, he was devoted to his wife and loyal to her throughout their entire marriage. Something that can never be said of Edward VII who was unfaithful and over-indulgent in everything ( Im sure his mistresses would have preferred Handsome George though). If being faithful and family-oriented makes a man dull, than give me dull everyday. Queen Alexandra would've been happy to have married a man like George who never embarrassed and humiliated his wife

Oh my, where does this come from? lmao. Tbh, I deserve this kind of message when it's about Wilhelm. I'm totally biased regarding this rascally young fop (Alexander III said it first!). Badmouthing him is one of my favourite pastime. But George, come on! I never been too harsh with him? EXCEPT, perhaps, when it comes down to the Romanovs, but what can I say? When you don't have a backbone, you really don't…

Yet, I'm a tad puzzled by your message because we are talking about George V right? The one who in April 1905 hadn't seen his children for three months. The one who used to shout at his second son "Get it out" when the poor soul was suffering from stammer. The one who in 1917, while on a stroll in the grounds of Sandringham complained to Nora Wigram that his children always avoided him. Nora retelling this story in one of her letters to her parents said how Mary, David and Bertie became "quite cheerful & entirely flippant, writing their names in the snow" when George and Mary had gone home on said stroll. However, do you know who was ACTUALLY a good father? his cousin *whispering* Nicky.

Faithful yes but let me remind you that their marriage was far from smooth sailing. They lived seperately for months on end. You also must have forgotten the countless letters from George trying to apologise for shutting down, being rude or cold towards May. + May's letters complaining on how he would shut her out. The man was unable to articulate his feelings which led to endless misunderstanding. May who once wrote to George while in Paris : "I quite understand about yr not wishing to come to Paris & am not angry, I only thought it wd be nice change as I find life in general very dull- unless one has a change sometimes." She had wanted him to join her but had received a rebuff instead. May who wrote to his brother in 1900 while she was stuck in the gloomy York Cottage: "It is so dull here & I feel very low & depressed tho' Im pretty well on the whole" (alright she was pregnant at that time, but guess where George was?… out shooting birds).

Led his country to victory during WW1? Hmmm, you really mean George V who was described in 1918 by the Viscount Esher in those terms: "he seems virtually a recluse, steadily devoting himself to good purposes and little works of a good kind, but with not conspicuousness, no assertiveness of the King's position." / "making himself a nonentity" ? While May wrote on 19 november 1916 to her son David about the hospital visits: "They are "assomant" (tiresome) & I dislike them more than words can describe!" and then proceeded to explain how much she enjoyed her shopping trips at Goode's.

I'm teasing because OF COURSE I think George V was a good ruler and perhaps he was the kind of ruler the country needed at that time. He was a great arbitrator and was able to adapt and change despite having conservative views and being very much uneducated. How he dealt with the Irish question is a stellar example! He was an ordinary man who disliked society and suffered from bouts of depression. There is a sentence that struck me in Ridley's book which in my opinion sums up George : "He was a man of disconnected feelings".

I could write PAGES about Bertie's shortcomings and how his shenanigans damaged the monarchy. Yet he was a gifted ruler, very much in tune with his time.

So I guess anon, it comes down to... preference. If you are more into shooting birds and collecting stamps, you do you! I, on the contrary, have a soft spot for cosmopolitan kings with a string of scandals.

Now if you'd excuse me, I'm off painting the town red with Bertie!

#don’t come after me #with those rose-colored glasses #i'll show you the receips #and give you a reality check 😗 #i do hope #this anon is a troll #because you can't go about life #being so short-sighted #& i'm sorry but #not even ridley's EXCELLENT bio on george #could change my mind #georgie was a dull man #actually my last words will be #le roi est mort vive la république #because there is no way #i'm starting a debate on which king saved the monarchy #*even though Bertie did hehe*

[emmyskiwi]

Hot take:

What if Sun & Moon are two of Eclipse’s different acts (which he refuses to ever break character – he was a theater bot, after all) and his whole crisis situation in Ruin and VR2 was just his way of method acting

#don’t come after me #fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #sundrop #moondrop #ruin eclipse

[goosewizard]

patch for a friend :)

ref pic:

#saw 2004 #adam stanheight #sawposting #saw franchise #if y’all show this to mmm I swear to GOD #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #I’m bad at faces #and borders #don’t come after me #I thought it was good tho :3

[hazellevessque]

Am I the only member of the Aru Shah fandom who doesn’t watch anime?

#It’s just not my thing #Don’t come after me #aru shah #tpq #the pandava quintet

[everything-redacted-and-others]

guys a have a confession to make😔… I haven’t listened to the inversion audios yet

OK AND BEFORE Y’ALL COME AFTER ME

I don’t really like angst so every time I would listen to a character playlist and see the inversion I would skip it and be like “ew angst”

BUT I PROMISE I’LL LISTEN TO IT ONE DAY

#Don’t come after me #or do idc #redacted audio #redacted verse #redacted inversion

[i-am-a-silly-goober]

The only full body drawing of my goofy boy- 🥲

#Crazy land Wally! #Crazy land Au #Wally Au #don’t come after me #whiteboard Fox #Full body drawing? #u probably seen me in the whiteboard 😅

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

I found this randomly by gooseworx- 💀

why do i have all of those images already saved on my phone

#including the maid dress one #don’t come after me #dreamy talks #dreamy answers #😔😔😔 #i saved the 3D model one for goofy ahh purposes

[notso-daily-six-writing]

-Anna and Elizabeth, talking about the 16th century-

Lizzy: you dated, the crazy, Roman catholic obsessed, queen?!?

Anna: she wasn’t the Bloody Mary, when I was dating her. She wasn’t even queen yet.

(1. This is an au-if it’s not obvious-, 2. They broke up a while after mary got coronated. )

#six the musical #six incorrect quotes #six the musical incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #anna of cleves #anne of cleves #mary i of england #elizabeth i #anna x mary #yes i have problems #don’t come after me #please

[afmis]

I remember how back in the day in 2021 when the c!beeduo divorce arc happened. Lives were destroyed. Babies cried. The sun blew up. Everyone was crying and throwing up- now nobody even remembers it 💀

Me and my friends would just talk abt scenarios where c!beeduo would fight or make up or just talk about an ENDING to it. Which we never got ofc 😭 but the pain of it was SO good. I loved to villanize both c!ranboo and c!tubbo, make both of them seem like such horrible husbands to each other when it was just a big, nasty misunderstanding. And they both WEREN’T really suited for each other. Not in the canon dsmp. They were both flawed characters who could make stupid mistakes, and of course, now I imagine them where they got past their worst selves. Point is. The divorce could’ve been as good to me as them canonically making up. Maybe I wanted to see them be gay failures. Have a nasty divorce. Have something really real, see the two people you were rooting for lose. That’s what I liked abt the dsmp, the failure. I really, really wish we would’ve gotten SOMETHING. Bc the scenario’s I would make up back then would’ve been so beautiful if actually acted out

I stan c!beeduo divorcing 🥳 (ofc in the canon that was. NOT my canon. My canon never had that dumb burger arc bruh)

#c!beeduo #dsmp #beeduo #c!tubbo #c!ranboo #c!beeduo /r #cbeeduo #gay divorce #they’re failures guys #I would’ve LOVED to see that #Don’t come after me #the pain of it would’ve been TOOOO GOOD LIKE MM MM MMMMM 🤤

[margarrivergod]

bros i had a solid realization . I love au mori. The more fics i read and with beast, i realize how much potential mori had as a solid role model/ father figure. Now don’t get me wrong i would never change moris character in the bsd story line, he’s the perfect example of a bad dude that people can’t help but be interested in (an entire different spiel). But damn, the way my heart aches when reading these au’s makes me contemplate fr.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd manga #bsd anime #bsd fanfic #bsd au #mori ougai #bsd mori #don’t come after me #i said what i said #and id say it again

[singedbutter]

Currently fighting the drunk urge to run though the spider infested field to get to the tails, when I could just walk the 100ft back to the trailhead instead

#personal #bc what else would I tag this as? #dumbass moment #maybe #on that note keep me company while I walk lol #but like it’s dark so who would blame me for wanting a shortcut #also not infested bc they lived there first #don’t come after me #we respect wildlife habitats over here

[carlsrye]

hello fellow Rye! Are you like 20 years old? Or at least 17? I’m just guessing from your profile banner 😅 you don’t have to answer if not comfortable ^^^

…… uh under 15. or equal to 15

#very young I know #don’t come after me #im still a child.

[voidclrx]

claire and leon >>>>> ada and leon

#voidclrxtalk #don’t come after me #leon and claire have a better bond

[cobiehaven]

WOAH COBIEHAVEN POSTS 🤯

didn't even know that was possible

i’m gonna hurt you for that

#i have a busy life #i’m always tired #like literally #don’t come after me #asks #syn.asks #🍄 anon revealed