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melonpalooza · 8 months

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ALRIGHT IM BACK WITH MORE HAIR PROPAGANDA!!!

Benefits of Raph getting a hair:

-while resting head ontop of chompy, chompy gets bonus scritches

- looks absolutely amazing I mean he would look great with a hair. Whether 5-o clock shadow, goate (he would grow one solely to mess with Leo), beard (like his dad! :D) or some other hair style.

-Can finally accomplish looking like the Disney princess he was always meant to be (I mean he literally talks to pidegons, rats, and his father is dead so he’s already half way there!)

-While Mona attacking Raph by accident does sound bad… at least she’s on top of him? Maybe she will be able to learn how rare it is for mutated turtles to grow hair

-Leo and Donnie bullying privileges

(Leo: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER, YOU…VILE EVIL SPAWN

Raph : *eating cereal*

Leo: *screeches ferally*

Donnie: What’s wrong with Leo?

Raph: *turns over to look at Donnie*

Donnie: Ah…I see.

Raph: He has the same expression as a cat crossing paths with a cucumber. )

(I think in Star Trek ppl with goaties are evil right? Okay I might be wrong about that *shrug*)

Mikey benefits:

-Beads!!!! HAIR CLIPS!!!! DYING HAIR SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS!!!!

- Getting bullied by Rise Mikey

- is able to do that one hair flip thingy they have in the movies (he does it to annoy Raph a lot)

-looking like a Cryptid

- Different hairstyles!! Ponytail, braids, pigtails, (being able to brush all of the hair to the front and then proceed to wet said hair. You then will successfully look like the girl from the ring. Then go wait out into the hallway for your brother to walk back to his bedroom, and then he gets jump scared hehehehehehehe)

his father is dead so he’s already half way there!

STOOOOP ALJSDASD.

i think when she realizes it's a beard and not some parasitic plant or smth I think she would like poke and prod it a lot. Get very very curious about it. And when she notices none of his brothers have a beard she'd just go :0

Can you imagine that it all just does grow in one day? ;lkajdas i would react like Leo too if I woke up and my brother just has a fully grown beard lmaooo. I know nothing abt Star Trek but it sounds like something that can happen? I'm pretty sure the goatees do make an appearance in an episode of Space Heroes. I'm like 50% sure????

Man imagine if I gave cope!Mikey long luscious hair. neon!Mikey would cope and seethe and mald in that order a;lskdjasdas I have long hair and when I braid it I can easily use it as a whip when I flip my hair to annoy my brother. Mikey definitely would do this to Raph.

And he would 100%%% make himself look like Sadako to scare ppl. He just stands in a dark room/hallway and waits for someone to turn on the lights. He would dodge in time if on reflex they try to punch him dw aod;jasdasd

#tlrda asks #melon speaks

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superbattrash · 1 year

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Shut up, I’ll go to bed after this one

These names are….. something

Just call yourself Boom, bro 🙄 don’t put murder in your name, that’s just stupid

If they kill my boy, I’m gonna riot so hard

..fuck. I’m gonna watch one more episode aren’t I?

Oh? I’m another new intro? At least this one is pretty. Still boring tho :/ hmm. Could grow on me ig

So a creepy old teacher? Well that shouldn’t surprise me

That suit is better than the other one, let’s be real

BRO. OLD DUDE ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING, JUST DO IT. You THINK TOO MUCH 🙄 the old man is absolutely right. You gotta do whaT YOU TOLD TODOROKI TO DO, YOU IDIOT

Oh someone who doesn’t like Bakugo? Surprise surprise. Huh. Okay, so he gets a calm and collected teacher? That’s good ig

What? He seriously accepted his dad’s offer? Why the fuck would you DO THAT????

You’re getting better kiddo but uh. Still not good 😂

Oh? A young All Might? 👁️👁️✨ Toshinori, yes. I have to remember that.

Ooohhhh :O oh oh oh!!! Now THAT is a hero!!

Aw COME ON I CANT KEEP WATCHING THIS SHOW >:/

..ok one more

Oh handface really is disgusting

Iida’s drowning in his own anger and guilt and hatred, sweetie, that’s how he’s doing

I really like Iida’s teacher dude, he’s a cutie

Why is your tonGUE ALL WOBBLY

Oh ewwwww 😰 there are more nomus????? Yuck

Just get off on that stop, idiot, you know you want to. Oh never mind it’s - OH NO EW IT’S THEM…. Wait, are we gonna get a teacher death???? Nooooooo

NO!!! NO NO NO!!!! IIDA NOOOOO PLEASE DONT!!!! DONT DO THIS BABY PLEASE

OH COME ON STOP DOING THIS TO ME >:(((((

…yeah ok the opening felt like something good for once here

Oh EUGH >:S why are YOU here? Blegh

Iida, my sweet baby child 😭❤️❤️ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! STOP STOP STOOOOOP DONT DO THIS PLEASE STOP THIS NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! NO IIDA PLEASE NO

DEKUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god first time you’re A REAL HERO MY LITTLE ANNOYING CRY BABY

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

PLEASE BE TODOROKI!!!!!! PLEASS BE OH FUCK YES THANK THE FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

Oh heheheheheheh he has his number, aww :3 I mean um. Good on u boys

Oh EW EW EW EW LICKING A CHILD???? YOU FUCKING CREEP

Get over yourself, Iida, you’re just making it worse :/

FU C K YEaAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT’S MY BOYS

Oh the music 🥺🥺🥺 oh. Oh my heart 😭 JESUS CHRIST I AM SOBBING?????? 😭😭😭😭

COME ON IIDA PLEASE GET UUUUUP

What

WHAT

HOW FUCKING DARE THEY

..I’m never going to bed 😭

Please. Pleeeeease 😭 please I need you to be okay. Please baby please please pleASE 😭😭😭😭

YEAHHHHHHH BEAT HIS ASS KICK HIS FACE IN MURDER HIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Oh another tightening of the fist closeup 👁️✨

OH. GOD. SELF SACRIFICING MORONS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH COME OOOONNN!!!!!! FUCK HIM UP

FUCK

HIM

UUUUUPPPPP

\o/

Oh ugh back to this guy 🙄 can someone kill him? Or just. Yaknow. Maim him a little? Please? Knock him on his ass at least?

YEAH!!!! Cos your son is AN ACTUAL HERO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT >:(((

THE FUCKING CHILLS I AM GETTING BOOOYYYS

…ok I’ll admit his theme song thing is. kinda badass. I would like any and I do mean ANY redeeming qualities in this man but. Oh no, did I doom him to die with my hatred? 😬 whoopsie

Oh 🥺 oh my baby 🥺 oh sweetheart 🥺❤️ god this is such a good scene 😭

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS O- NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

Oh?? Oh? Oh 🥲 what. what are u doing bro??

HOW ABOUT CAPTURING HIM AGAIN, HELLO???? H E L L OOOOOOOOOO??!?!?!!?!!!

His face? Oh what. What is up with his face?? On another note: he is such a good villain!!!!!!

FUCKING DO SOMETHING??? Oh. W..what

That was some intense angry 😰

Fucking finally, an episode I can STOP AFTER JESUS CHRIST

#mish watches mha #these fucking episodes are killing me #..don’t look at me I know I stayed up 2 hours to watch this shit #y’all don’t need to shame me

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clowndensation · 2 years

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which tmags episode should i most be looking forward to?

oh god, what a question. all of them. all of the episodes.

or. more realistically (i guess 🙄🙄🙄) on your first listen through, there are really two categories that matter: interesting statement episodes, and interesting plot episodes.

these categories aren't mutually exclusive, obviously, but i'm going to point out which is which, in case you're curious which episodes i think are good, and which i think are relevant. or... relevant to the season 1 plot. fun fact, i think 11 of the first 40 episodes are directly relevant to the plot later down the line, and 25 of the 40 episodes are referential enough to something that happens in the future as to be satisfying to recognize as you listen. but i'm not giving you a list that long, so, we're gonna stick to some key highlights.

also we're sticking with season 1, because genuinely my list of "favorite" tma episodes is like 100 of the first 160. which i don't think is really helpful. also even with just season 1, i will admit i... might have gotten carried away.

11. Dreamer - literally stan my boy. "why? what's so special about antonio blake?" don't ask questions, just stan him. he's hot and mysterious and just wants to be helpful.

14. Piecemeal - sorry that this episode is funny and cool and amazing and interesting and i think about it all the time. like it's my fault.

15. Lost John's Cave - this is an iconic episode. genuinely, i don't know that i've spoken to anyone who's listened to tma that doesn't point to lost john's cave when discussing episodes that fucked them up a little. a lovely experience <3

17. The Boneturner's Tale - second special boy alert. you should look forward to this episode because i like jared and want people to pay attention to him. literally what more reason do you need.

18. The Man Upstairs - okay well i have a thing about meat. episodes that reference meat make me feel things that no other episode can. this is my dream apartment living situation btw.

19/20. Confession/Desecrated Host - "wow, vinnie, this is a lot of episodes basically all in a row" that's just how it is sometimes. this is what you get for asking me about episodes you should look forward to. ANYWAYS, Father Edwin Burroughs is so special to me, and i'm obsessed with religion in horror, and also i <3 parallels that are more obvious after you've listened to the show at least once.

22. Colony - teehee what if you were listening to a horror podcast, and i was listening to a horror podcast, and it hinted at having a plot 😳😳😳

26. Distortion - special girl and special... uh. i don't think he has a gender. but two special characters! and plot, literally what more could you ask for.

27. A Sturdy Lock - this episode rules, and i'm only sometimes paranoid about it when i close my door at night <3

28. Skintight - stan melanie and jon's fun hatemanship or else.

29. Cheating Death - i think everyone should love death whenever it deigns to take on an anthropomorphized form. we don't have to discuss why it's deigning to do so, here, or whether "deigning" is even the correct word choice at all. stan death.

32. Hive - hehehehehehehe

34. Anatomy Class - i own a shirt that references this episode. literally the anatomy class has done nothing wrong, ever, in their life. my fun goodtime episode full of laughs and love and found family. :)

36. Taken Ill - i love sickness and disease and death and dying and the mistreatment of the elderly. this episode makes me want to scream and cry and throw up if i think about it for too long btw. for standalone reasons, and for other reasons :)

39. Infestation - :)

40. Human Remains - :)

the fact that i'm highlighting 17 of 40 episodes as standout episodes does make me feel like a first year college student who just got their first set of highlighters, but doesn't actually understand how to find key points in a text while listening to a lecture, btw. but i am what i am. i can not change this <3

#tmags #hiiiii saoirse #<3 <3 <3 #this is SUCH a dangerous ask to send me btw #i'm gonna finish my 159 and 160 posts and then i'm going to make a ranking from favorite to least favorite episodes #me @ tma: i am about to quantify you more than you have ever been quantified before

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alphabees-writes · 4 years

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Glee - S1 E6 (Vitamin D)

They call it vitamin D for the whole thing but wasn’t it just a component for some really hard drug??? We love the bullshit

The millionth step ball change... And we’re only 6 episodes in

Mr Schue just said “Maybe so” and now all I can think of is the gif meme thing

heheheheheheh.......Sorry. Funny youtube.

Sign #27 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: He’s eating that sandwich in the GROSSEST WAY POSSIBLE. He’s chewing with his mouth open, breathing really loud, talking with his mouthful, and he’s clearly being messy about it because there’s mustard all over his chin!!! How is Emma crushing on this dweeb

Sign #28 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: When Emma says he’s got a “cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple” (barf) he doesn’t say, hey! Maybe don’t flirt with me, I’m married!

I’m genuinely starting to feel ill whenever I have to just look at Mr Schue...

Everybody trying to learn their choreo and they’re just.... Spinning. Kurt’s about to fall over, Matt and Mike are bumping into each other, and Brittany’s just Tasmanian Devil-ing her way across the room. Love em

Brittany completely ignoring Artie’s high-five and him being like “oh-- okay...” is underrated

Matt Morrison just delivered “simply stopped trying” really weirdly. I don’t know what’s throwing me off about it, but it is

You’re right, Sue. Bones won’t grow properly without fear. AND EMMA’S BLOUSE IS INSANE

“I don’t understand how lightning is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool” You’re RIGHT KURT and you SHOULD SAY IT! Bears and sharks aren’t in competition either! Call out post for Mr Schue: The man knows NOTHING of the most basic ecology!

The look Quinn gives Finn when he yawns... Let my mans nap!!!

Kurt did his best to get to the girl’s side. Can you fucking blame him? Puck’s still an asshole to him as far as we all know!

Santana and Brittany just casually linking arms... Be still my beating heart

Kurt just walking along with Finn to football practice... Look at those brothers go!!! I am ignoring Puck

Ohh Sue’s journal... A wonderful character

You’re right, Sue, Will Schuester IS to blame for the world’s problems. Please do destroy the man

“I’ve always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness” Got ‘em

And thus begins the saga of Sue pushing problem people down the stairs. I’m not saying she should do that to Mr Schue... I’m just saying, why doesn’t she?

If Will wasn’t flirting with Emma, he wouldn’t get all nervous and upset when his wife turns up. Them’s the facts.

Does Terri know about Emma’s germophobia...? Because if so, it’s probably not cool for Will to have told her that. Unless Sue did, but I wouldn’t put it past him

As if they could get away with hiring a random unqualified woman as a school nurse?

Is “route” really pronounced like that......? Huh

Finn getting Biofreeze in his eye will forever be hilarious.

LEVEL 2!!!

I hate hats. I don’t know why, but I do. And I want Kurt to live his best life, but man, I hate that hat

Cory Monteith really got paid to drool. Goals

“Puck, with respect, you’re more helpful when you don’t contribute” Tell him, Artie!!!

Everybody making fun of Quinn :C Britt, you’re better than this!!

People (I’m people) can hate on Rachel all they want but this scenario is one example of her actually working harder than anybody else in the group. Yes, the solos should be shared more equally, but it’s hard to be mad at her when the others are claiming her ideas as their own and sitting around when they should be rehearsing. Except Brittany! She’s stretching, at least, love her

Terri let him NAP. WITHOUT DRUGS.

Finn’s having some serious mental health concerns but he’s not getting what he needs and I hate it. Help him!!!

Why does Terri care if Finn’s not faithful? Like, yeah, he should be, but it’s not going to affect the baby!

Surely if she took those pills for ALL of high school, they would’ve lost their effect after a while?

God I love high Finn. He just CHUCKED Matt outta that chair.

Puck knows what’s up. Kurt thinks it’s vitamin C, because Vogue said so, and Iove him. He also looks SO weirded out

Terri gave him a whole BOX huh?

Time for season 1′s best mash-up. I love this so much. They’re all going so HARD and Finn looks like his eyes are about to pop right out. The way he’s rubbing the mic... How could they not tell he was off his face???

MIKE’S SINGING. MIKE’S SINGING BACK UP AND NOBODY’S WINCING. Glee has no continuity confirmed

I feel like I shouldn’t find this performance cute because they’re all meant to be high as shit BUT THEY’RE JUST SO EXCITED???

Kevin McHale bumps every song features in up by at least 2 letter grades and that’s just a fact

LET MIKE CHANG DANCE!!!! LET HIM DANCE FOREVER HE DESERVES SO MUCH

I would say the same for Matt but then I’ll get sad about him being dumped into the void in like 16 episodes time

Oh Rachel worrying about Quinn... Be still my gay heart

Rachel just cuts right through her bullshit without hesitating for a second. She knows what it’s like to feel like the odd one out and she’s doing the absolute most to make sure Quinn doesn’t feel that way and I love her for it

The way Quinn slowly turns to face her... And Rachel says they don’t have to be enemies and Quinn can’t understand why Rachel would offer her a second chance...

Quinn legit draws porn of Rachel it’s canon. I mean it’s fucked up but there are only so many reasons a person would do that

“I would’ve tortured you if the roles were reversed you know” “I know” And then the way she watches Rachel walk away... My HEART

Ken and Terri, the power duo of awful

“Laughing... Talking... All the stuff she never does with me” I hate it. They suck. Emma is a dumbass for agreeing to date a guy who she just genuinely doesn’t like and Ken’s just an ASSHOLE for bullying her into it

And now Ken’s about to propose because he’s being bullied into it. Why the fuck does this happen?

I don’t buy that Rachel took this long to berate all the girls for not prepping their mash-up harder after the boys killed theirs. She’d be right on that

Kurt I love the waistcoat and the bowtie but WHAT is happening on your ELBOWS.

You really wanted those guys in cornrows, Kurt? None of them have the length for it. ALSO I love that the exotic bird feathers thing comes back next season 10/10

F-ROD!!! GO OFF RACHEL!!! Even if Finn doesn’t know what half these words mean!

Rachel really wakes up with flawless hair, huh! And then she just... Does all that. She never stops being extra...

Did they just start walking in the opposite direction?

I feel like it’s dumb that Rachel doesn’t just tell Mr Schue that they all took pills, but it’s more in character for her to not waste an opportunity to perform anyway

Howard Bamboo,totally unqualified man who absolutely isn’t staff, is just allowed on campus to deliver DRUGS? HELLO???

Quinn only gets folic acid... And yet I’m pretty sure she manages to keep up with everybody else. HOW?

“What’s up with Ken?” [FRANTIC PAPER SHREDDING]

I don’t care how married you are, no person should lick another person’s face

I can physically feel the awkwardness between Will and Terri. JUST DIVORCE ALREADY

Don’t like ya Will but you’re right, shit’s not healthy if there’s no space!

Imagine proposing in the staff room at work just because a random woman told you to

“Emma Pilsbury, this is not an engagement ring” “Oh thank god--” “No, I mean, it is” Just take the L, Ken

AND ALSO ANGELS!!!

Quinn’s so fucking concerned. I love this

I usually don’t like yellow clothes but these girls make it look so dang CUTE. More pastels plz

Again, I have no idea how pregnant Quinn is keeping up at all...

HALOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kurt’s wearing those blocky shades so the boys can’t see his betrayal

Where the hell did this mock-stage set up come from

“We came up with the idea together!” No... Will, that was Sue. Sue gave you the idea

Emma’s pretty much explicitly told Will she’s only marrying Ken because Will won’t be with her. EVERYBODY SUCKS

This argument between Terri and Emma is a nightmare. The most confrontational person VS the least... I’d fucking evaporate if Terri came at me like that

The way Emma’s voice shakes when she tells Terri that Will deserves better... Ouchie

Quinn is just adorable. Diana made this character, and she did such an amazing job... She’s more empathetic than she lets anybody realise

The fact that Terri won’t even help this TEENAGE GIRL pay for the baby that she’ll eventually adopt is a nightmare. Where do you expect her to get the cash from?

Wanting to get married without being married is kind of a mood... Secret marriage

BEING A PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO YOU DOESN’T MAKE HIM A GOOD MAN

Finn and Rachel both realising they screwed up is perfect.

Finn continuing to not know what any words mean is also perfect

This is a cute Rachel moment actually... Yes girl compete WITH your friends!!! You’re a team!!!!

Ahh, methamphetamines! That’s what it was. Yeah, fuck Terri

I’m still looking at Matt Morrison’s lips and trying to figure out if he’s had fillers. They just curl too far!!!

Mr Schue being called out for making things too competitive - fine, I guess. Bringing in SUE to rectify that...??? Hello? Figgins?

Those white jeans are a LOOK Kurt. He’s like a twink Steve Jobs rn

Britt and Santana’s little smiles at each other when Sue’s announced as co-captain... Hell yeah future wives

I’d like to think Will’s upset about Emma marrying Ken for the right reasons (i.e. Ken’s an asshole) but we been knew he’s not. He’s looking at her like he’s just been shot

AIN’T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE! NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN! OH NO, I’VE GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN!

I really just love how stupid this show is! It makes no god damn sense and I fall for it every time!

#Glee #Glee Season 1 #Rosie watches things and then says things about the thing

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yeah-mani · 4 years

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Here’s how much content I predict season 4 of My Hero Academia will get through:

(spoilers for the manga under the cut)

1. They’ll finish up the Overhaul Arc about midway, or slightly past that. It’s definitely the focus of at least the first half of the season.

2. They’ll take a couple of breather episodes for the Cultural Festival Arc...

--- Giving some time for side characters to shine.

--- Having a less high stakes, but still very fun battle with Gentle (which doubles as our first intro to Destro, hehehehehehehe...)

--- ERI SMILES FOR REAL. Very important.

3. The Remedial Course arc can be wrapped up in pretty much 2 episodes. I honestly can’t remember if this comes before the Cultural Festival or not, but it doesn’t really matter cause both are mostly light-hearted and flow well together either way.

4. In the last episode, they can have the Hero Billboard Charts chapter where they can...

--- Establish Endeavor as the official Number 1 Hero.

--- Introduce us to Hawks for real! (And Miruko because we need some more ladies, even if we’re getting Ryukyu earlier!)

--- Setup for the Endeavor Arc in season 5.

...and now for the show stopper:

5. END THE SEASON BY TEASING THE MEETING OF HAWKS AND DABI BECAUSE DAMN WOULDN’T THAT BE A GOOD CLIFF HANGER.

#prediction #my hero academia #mha manga spoilers #my mha journey

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hpandthewb · 5 years

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Progress Update!

Major progress over the last 24 hours!!!!

Chapter eight is completed and simply waiting for this fic’s new betas!! @caty-314 and @zenithfall91 have both agreed to be betas, bless them so much, and of course, as always, the wonderful artist @myrkky has access to all in progress work and is free to do any beta’ing they want and see fit!

There are a few things stalled in chapter 9 that I will be asking for the betas help with, and I am writing on chapter 10. A super surprise ending that the betas don’t even know about (hehehehehehehe) is awaiting the end of that one.

For those excited about timeline things:

I know loads have asked, and it has changed, from time to time, but as it stands right now: Chapter 11 will end on a Death cliffhanger, and Harry will officially come face to face with Death in chapter 12. Chapter 12 will also resolve the “owl thing”. It will be a touching moment for Harry, and when introduced to the others, hopefully hilarious.

And because other people have asked: the ending of chapter 6, right after the showdown with Lucifer, was not Harry “breakdown” (the breakdown I warned for but that Dean would be there to make okay). That will also be chapter 12. I will throw out loads of warnings for those who can’t or don’t want to deal with super angsty stuff, including letting everyone know when it starts and stop with tumblr links for a summary of the scene so you can skip it.

(I personally don’t think it will get too dark, but then again, when it’s my writing, I’m always way too close to it. Also, I know what will happen, so I don’t worry about it lol. Again, you have my assurances that, though the moment will suck, it will be okay.)

Finally, in consideration to Harry and Dean’s romance: Some have reached out concerned that despite the development in the last chapter posted, nothing else will happen for a while. I promise Harry/Dean is and will not be forgotten. You will have to suffer through chapter 8 with them not kissing (just barely), but things will progress. We had some fun with oblivious!harry, get ready for clued-in!harry. Them sexually v romantically, those are developing at different paces (I did tag this Slooooow for a reason), but every single chapter there will be development.

Also, an absolutely amazing and wonderful person asked me to please not do “sex for comfort”. Depressingly, I have found that difficult considering the circumstances in the last few episodes in season 5. But! I think I found a way to heed this request for at least the start of Dean’s and Harry’s journey.

As such, I would like to take a moment to specially thank @zabyth who messaged me to reassure me on this fic, and to whom I was in no position to reply. I want you to know, I have read your messages many times at different points to continue to reassure myself. (Your reassurances had nothing to do with Harry/Dean nsfw things, but still.) Thank you. This fic continues because of yours, and others’, reassurances and kind words and support.

And I’m so sorry to have been so absent.

I love all you guys!

#hp fanfic #spn fanfic #crossover fic #Harry Potter and the Winchester Brothers #harry potter/dean winchester #progress update

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fisididrosa · 7 years

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Space Precinct! :)

hehehehehehehe!! My specialist subject!

favorite male character: This is actually a really hard question. If you’d asked 15 yo Joei that it would be easy - Jack Haldane. And yeah, okay, still love him very much. I also have an appreciation for Captain Podley - he was a fair boss for them all, and very much just wanted justice to out.

favorite female character: Took. Easy peasy. She was such a good friend to Jane, and a fantastic policewoman.

least favorite character: That’s hard, there were some pretty despicable bad guys, so them.

prettiest character: Jack. Or Jane. Or Jack...

funniest character: Orrin and Romek make great comic relief.

favorite season: The singular one that we got. We was robbed of much awesome.

favorite episode: The Fire Within - a two parter which meant they could REALLY get into the story. You honestly don’t know watching it the first time if the Characters have gone rogue. It’s a proper in depth story.

favorite romantic ship: Haldane/Castle. It built so well, at the start it was sort of Jack was a bit sleazy but as the series went on you saw how much he truly cared for Jane and the feeling was very mutual. I hate that we didn’t get to see them together because that would have been glorious.

favorite family ship: The Fredo family, we saw a glimpse of them in one episode and they were so damn sweet.

favorite friend ship: Jane and Tookie. ngl, I kind of shipped them romantically as well, but they had such a good relationship.

worst ship: Jack and anyone who wasn’t Jane. It was just wrong! WRONG!!

Thank you!

#Anonymous

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serenity-sweet13 · 6 years

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Gotham S2E20

Harvey Bullock is asking the real fucking questions. How in the world does it take a putz like Harvey Bullock to ask the real fucking questions!? Of course they fucking shredded everything!

Okay, as a Georgia resident, when I hear “Pinewood” I think of the Walking Dead studio, so yeah “bad guys come in and monsters come out” is kinda perfect, cos the actual studio may or may not be where the Sanctuary set is, so it’s kinda like a parallel with Negan.

Yeah, Harvey? This is never gonna be over--- whoops there’s only 5 seasons, right? No, seriously, how the hell are they gonna wrap this mother up?

Ed’s been loose for like an episode and a half now and... okay, I’ve pulled the “got lost” excuse and I’ve done it better! That’s... kinda pathetic, dude. Ed, buddy, nothing but love, but you need to start lifting and work on your excuses.

Also, what the hell is with all the Catholocism in Gotham... and wow, Father, that attitude is fucking priestly of you. Yeah, I can see it, though. Hey Jim? If you’re ever out of something to do, I bet there’s about 200 years worth of allegations in all these fucking Catholic churches. Whoop! Did I get too real too fast there for a second? TOO BAD!!!

Seriously, Oswald, you need like a stuffed animal or something if you’re just gonna monologue.

I can’t fucking believe BD Wong was at DragonCon and I just fucking now started watching Gotham.

Oh my god no! Harvey Bullock is the Uncle Friend! He definitely does not want to be in charge and he definitely should not be in charge! “Halloween costume”!? Excuse me. As a dedicated cosplayer... Yeah, weirder and weirder. Okay, that logic is sound - “If he bleeds, he can be beaten.” Great, Harvey, now you have a goddamn mob like in Beauty and the Beast. Nice going, putz.

I LOVE ALFRED’S FUCKING DIALOGUE!

Gotta love ChaGood Little Shit Bruce.

“He’s right, you know!”

ALFRED’S FUCKING DIALOGUE!

Oh god Gilzean... I feel so fucking bad for this guy. He is the legal definition of “putz” and everything keeps fucking happen. OH GOD HARVEY WHY... They have Medieval Times in Gotham!? Oh god Tabitha don’t tell me you believe this fucking horseshit. Yep, Jim. “Ancient assassin, my ass!”

Guys, stop digging up fucking dead people.

Oh god that evokes imagery of fucking Pigeon Man.

Selina... HOW DID YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR.

Bruce, you at least need to be buying this girl hella level desserts. Chocolate is the way to a girl’s heart.

Selina, you’re a ChaGood little shit too. I love her relationship with Bridgit. Girls supporting girls is a fucking mood. GOD BRUCE BROKE OUT THE BETCHACAN’T???? Argh, the best way to get these two little shits off their back pockets is imply something can’t be one. Tell them “betcha can’t”... of course she already knows a way in.

SERIOUSLY WITH THE CATHOLIC IMAGERY! Key, crowbar. Yeah, hey subtitle people? Those aren’t mice squeaking. Those are rats. They’re still cute little rodents, but they deserve the dignity of you getting it right. Oh, Harvey... It’s not grave robbing... It’s... um... archaeology? Is it old enough to be archaeo--- nah, you’re right it’s grave robbing. Unless it’s in the line of duty... evidence retrieval and like that, right?

Dude, Jim, there are better prop swords at fucking Party City.

He gon stab her. Yep, he totally gon stab her. Tabitha that is not an intelligent thing to do. Now you’re gonna die and Barbara’s gonna go another two tons of crazy! Do we want that? No. Ewwwww these two are way closer than siblings should be. Like, Are You Afraid of the ------ oh who the fuck let this family fucking have dogs!? oh yeah, he gonna stab her. No he doesn’t remember. I mean, he kinda remembers, but not really. Oh fuck he does remember.

Yep, he fucking stabbed her. I didn’t even KINDA see that coming - that was a goddamn given.

Thank God for Netflix.

Seriously, I want to know how this girl straightened her hair. Did Bruce get her a straightener? Did Alfred give Bruce a straightener to give to her? Hair doesn’t just do that, especially not with a goddamn beanie like that!

Okay, Jim Gordon and Ed Nygma have the actual best outerwear I have seen since Alucard and Aoshi Shinomori.

Carjacking in the name of righteousness! I dig it.

Maybe I should be making YouTube videos where I read all this shit out. I have a goddamn melodious voice. Wow, when I talk nice about myself, I swear a lot.

Selina is making me want to climb shit like I did when I was a kid. Fetch me the closest PF Chang’s horse! Stop the world... I WANT TO GET ON! Except I really don’t want to... yep, that’s why I didn’t want to be in there. That’s really fucking gross. And again, subtitle people - that is a RAT, not a mouse. Somewhere Vincent Price shakes his fist at you.

Oh god. Bruce? You might have lost your father, but now you have at least two dads. Alfred and Jim? You got Royal Marine Dad and Officer Dad. Also, Alfred? you owe Selina a big fat apology. Like, get her something really goddamn nice for Xmas. And a handwritten note. An entire Lush selection...

Oh god Ed and Cat. This is hysterical...

Oh god... Ed still has this fundamental desire to help people. OH GOD THAT WAS THE BITCH-PLEASE FACE OF THE AGES! THORIN OAKENSHIELD COULD NOT HAVE MATCHED SELINA KYLE’S LITTLE BITTY BITCH-PLEASE FACE!

God, I feel the actual worst for Gilzean. This guy’s been through too much. Can somebody fetch this guy a shot and a beer? And maybe a fuzzy bathrobe and fifteen cats? Seriously, Butch needs to do a Falcone and retire into the suburbs with a bunch of cats and a knitting group or something. Again with the giant bag of weed over here!?

Seriously Oswald. You need ACTUAL therapy. Like, somewhere Allan Arbus, as Dr. Sidney Freedman with the two E’s, is looking down from heaven and shaking his head. “Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”

Well, there’s Bruce with his co-dads again. And they both drive like bloody maniacs. AWW BRUCE YOU SWEET LITTLE SHIT AND YOU ALMOST CAUSED ALFRED TO FUCKING SHOOT HIMSELF!! You seriously sweet little shit. no. no do not split up. AGAIN WITH THIS SCOOBY DOO NONSENSE! SHAGGY FROWNS AT YOU! LIKE ZOINKS THIS IS A GODDAMN BAD IDEA! JINKIES IT’S FUCKING AZRAEL!

Who could’ve seen that fucking coming.

no fuck you Azrael fucker. You do not get to say “As you wish” - you are the wrong Man in Black.

Yep, and Ed’s loose. Oh my god and he pulled the high school escape? DUDE I COULD SNEAK OUT OF MY HOUSE BETTER THAN THAT WHEN I WAS SELINA’S AGE! I used to roll a d20 for Stealth.

Oh that elevator makes me nervous on so many levels. Hehehehehehehe that was funnier than I intended it to be.

Oh god Bruce. No. Also Alfred no. Also Azrael no. MOTHER FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN PARLOR! THERE’S FUCKING ANTIQUES IN THERE! and we get to see Alfred swordfighting... NOT THE VASE!! jeez, watch the antique telephone! And whatever that was you broke. And now the goddamn window. Oh please, Bruce, you know he’s probably fine. That guy’s British. He’ll be in good spirits and fit as a fiddle two years after he’s dead!

and Cat is stuck to the fucking ceiling. Gimme a cucumber, somebody, I wanna try something.

Oh jeez. Ed was right. That is fucking horrible. There is something very Shutter Island about all this stuff.

Also, Bruce, you’re about as sneaky as an avalanche. If nothing else, use what you’ve got. Go West Side Story on his ass and turn on every one of those car lights. It’s been known to work, right? THERE WE GO! HIT HIM WITH THE GODDAMN CAR! You lucky little fuck, being tall enough at 13 to hit the stupid pedals... are you fucking kidding me. Somebody seriously just plug this guy in the motherfucking head! YOU DO NOT GET TO SAY PREPARE TO DIE THAT IS TWICE YOU HAVE ABUSED YOUR PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCES AND YOU GO JIM - EMPTY THAT CLIP IN THE MOTHAFUCKA!

Yep, both dads.

Oh for fuck’s sake. MARY AND JOSEPH JUST GODDAMN SET HIM ON FIRE!

Oh for fuck’s sake... Where did this motherfucker come from!? Oswald, what the fuck even!? BUTCH FOUND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER! Okay, do we have one less motherfucker now?!

If you start singing, I’ll throw up.

You go Butch. Four for you Glen Coco you go Glen Coco and none for Gretchen Wieners bye!

Crikey, Ed. You SERIOUSLY need to join a gym.

Pupper is the goodest boy. Good boy catch crazy Ed. Good boy.

Oh god. Bridgit. Oh no. No no no no no. IT’S WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY ALL OVER AGAIN! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Your name is Bridgit Pike. You were a sweet little girl and Selina was your friend and she loves you and noooooooooo!!!

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