#this is SO good omg

[pxssyboyares]

aww you're so cute and desperate, such a pretty little prince.. you're so cute and soft in your royal silks, so innocent. it'd be such a shame if your royal guard, the one person trusted with your life, slowly corrupted you, turned you into a mess for them, spoiled your sweet untouched body with their seed.

but you can't help it, can you? your knight bends you over your bed and all you do is wiggle your hips against their fat cock as they grind against you, moan for them, your toes curling in your slippers. they finger you from behind, leaning over your back so they can whisper quiet praise into your ear as you whine from their huge fingers thrusting in and out of you. your cock is throbbing with need, sorely neglected...

then, when your knight finally removes their armor and leans over you on the bed, they growl into your ear, "beg for it, prince." you can feel the heat of their heavy cock against your thigh, and it makes you feel light-headed: so much so that you can only whimper. "beg," they snap again, "tell me how bad you need my cock inside you." they begin to grind up against your thigh, and the movement of their hips thrusting against yours - but not inside, you feel so empty, not inside - rocks you against the bed.

finally you sputter out, "please, please fuck me..." your knight laughs at you, a laugh so mean you feel like you're withering beneath it. they spank your sensitive little cunt once, twice, and each time you cry out so loud there's not a chance nobody heard you. then they press the red, flared head of their cock against your hole and push in. it hurts at first, the thickest part of them meeting the tightest part of you, and then there's a soft little pop and they slide a few inches inside.

you feel their cock, so hard, dripping precum, practically scraping your walls as they push all the way in, pressing up against the very deepest point of you. already your eyes roll back into your head, the sheer size of your knight pushing all the coherent thoughts out of your head - they wouldn't even have to fuck you with how big they are; your hole fluttering around their cock feels good enough as is.

but then they lean over you and begin to fuck you, hard, fast, their gloved hand sneaking between your legs to jerk at your cock. the first time you cum, you scream, slick beginning to slide down the insides of your thighs.. your knight forces your head into the pillows and just keeps going harder, so rough with your oversensitive little cock, so brutal with their thrusts.

then they lean over you again, their sheer weight keeping you pressed into the mattress. "i'm gonna cum," they whisper into your ear, "soil your sweet innocence, fill up your hole..." the thought makes your cock throb, and before you know it, you cum around their swollen dick - and that's all the stimulation they need to cum alongside you, thrusting so very hard into you, fucking you through the best orgasm you've ever had.

you lie panting on the bed, blissed out, sweat rolling down your back. then, your knight, still buried deep inside, leans over you and whispers, "do you think we're even close to being done?"

hhholyy fuck

u would just keep fucking me over & over & over again until my legs shake unable to close

#this is so good omg #anon #ask #royalty kink #prince x knight #prince kink #ftm nsft #nsft ftm #mlm nsft #nsft mlm #stories

[da-proti-toku-grem]

📷 satuwlphoto

#THE LIGHTING??? #this is so good omg #satu's photos are just *chef's kiss* #joker out #kris guštin

[bugeyedfreaks]

I found this via Google Image Search and immediately thought of sending it to ya - they had this in a Trader Joe's somewhere.

I LOVE IT IT’S INCREDIBLE AHHHHHH 😍😍😍

This is the sequel to Beat Your Greens where they eat too many of the Broccoloids and mutate into vicious vessels of vegetable violence.

#it’s not merch but I’m still gonna put it into the tag #weird merch #this is so good omg #if I saw this at my local Trader Joe’s I would have asked if I could buy the sign lmao #THANK YOU you know my aesthetic well haha

[queerinthealps]

Hot stranger's eyebrow is raised, looking at Colin expectedly. "Oh shit he's waiting for me to speak", Colin thinks. He panics, trying to think of what to say. Ok well, this was completely his fault of course, so he obviously wants compensation. He'll be able to pay for the damage easily, but the issue is he absolutely cannot be late to the earliest training days of the new season. The best bet is to exchange contacts, of course. Colin has absolutely no ulterior motive here. "Can you give me your number?", he blurts out. Hot stranger looks taken aback, both eyebrows now raised. “Smooth move idiot”, he thinks. “It’s just I can’t be late, but I can pay for this, but I gotta do it later we can maybe meet up or I can send you the money I don’t know whatever works.”, he rambles. Hot stranger blinks at him like he has all the audacity in the world. “Um, excuse me? You don't think I have somewhere to be, too? You're just trying to get out of this”. " No that's not true I promise trust me I can easily pay for this-shit that sounds like I'm bragging but I do" "I can tell-you drive the tackiest sports car I have ever seen. I mean, lime green? Really?" And evidently you can't even drive it". Colin thinks he should be offended by this, but honestly at this point he thinks this man could say anything and he would agree. Well, almost anything. If he said the phrase, "Wales does not need to be an independent sovereignty", then he would have a problem. “Listen, you can take a picture of the license plate if you want so if I don’t reach out you can take it to the police. That won’t be necessary tho, because I promise I will. Also, lime green is a great color”. The man finally relents, eyeing Colin, clearly mulling over something. “Alright fine, but on one condition-you have to buy me a coffee, too.” Wait, what? The gears turning in Colin’s head must be evident on his face, because the man in front of him smirks, clearly amused. “Give me your phone”, he says, reaching his hand out. Colin obliges, and when the man hands his phone back he looks down and sees he has added his contact- Michael. Hot stranger’s name is Michael. He then hold his phone out to Colin, and Colin puts his name and number in. “Nice to meet you, Colin.” I’ll be in touch”. And just like that, he turns around, gets into his car, and drives off. Colin can only stare and think “What in the actual fuck just happened?” He walks back to his car in a daze, vaguely registering a female voice shouting “Oi!”, and gets in. As he puts on his seatbelt, he hears somebody knock on his window. He turns, and its..a nun?? He rolls down his window, perplexed. ”Hello there’,” he says. The woman wastes no time with a greeting. “Sorry about the pre-season predictions. If I were you, I would fake an injury this season to avoid dealing with the misery.” And just like that, she leaves. Ok, so that’s two bizarre things to happen to him consecutively today. Ever since Ted Lasso showed up, things have changed so drastically. Maybe that’s what causing so many weird things to happen. And Colin can’t help but feel that something big is going to happen to him this season, and he is both nervous and excited.

AHH OMG THIS IS SO GOOD

#colinmichael #colinmichael headcanons #colin hughes x michael #colin hughes #ted lasso #colin hughes is bad at driving #meet #billy harris #SCREAMING #THIS IS SO GOOD OMG #colinmichael brainrot

[valhallgreg]

GREG DAY YEAH WOOHOO

GHFGIIDDFHJ AAA I LOVE IT TYSMMM you even got his titty in there

#Thank you peri #sharks #this is so good omg

[flawless-imperfections]

can’t put back what’s been broken, can’t change the moment, we went too far

#vibe with me #friendly fire #linkin park #this is so good omg #but it’s linkin park ofc it is #2024 #Spotify

[ace-disaster-weeb]

Hiccup ~ animation meme|| ROTTMNT (tw: flashing lights)

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise!leo #rise!raph #rise!donnie #rise!mikey #this is so good omg #Youtube

[loveconquersall]

petition to have @wtfuckevenknows bake me bread all the time

#this is so good omg #i don't usually have bread at home but this reminds me how much i love it #körnerbrot my beloved #my post

[diningwiththeasquiths]

wrinkled liver spotted hands over bb johnny YESSSSSSSS

Kreese, karate grandmaster now, with this young protege who's willing to learn, perks up at the slightest praise, and is so very easy to lead

an extra class here or there, some 'men's nights out' where they have beer and talk about karate

a hunting trip (Sid will do anything to get johnny out of his hair) and they're alone in a cabin where it's quiet

a few drinks in, beer at first and then the stuff 'real men' drink and johnny's a little tipsy. maybe kreese will show him some moves, maybe a hand will move where it shouldn't. little touches: stroking his cheek, a hand around his shoulders that slips to his waist

and then johnny's bent over, underwear around his ankles as Kreese gropes between his legs. Johnny's never had anyone touch him skin to skin before - through his jeans sure - but then sensei's mouth closes over - closes over there

and it's weird because sensei's licking into him like you would with a girl, but it feels good. strange but good, and the praise lights him even more than the tongue in his hole does so Johnny shuts up and takes it. nobody's manlier than sensei kreese. and that's how kreese opens up johnny with his tongue and then takes his v-card by fucking him in the ass.

and now i'm thinking about how kreese likes to keep a possessive hand around johnny's throat while he fucks him. and how johnny might pop a boner while he's being choked fr in the parking lot

I have nothing to add. This is pure perfection.

But I will gush about the things I love most about this beauty of a dubcon ask lol.

The whole build-up, where a special (some might even say grandfatherly) bond between teacher and student slowly crosses over into problematic territory. The use of alcohol to make Johnny even more vulnerable and pliable. Kreese not exactly easing Johnny into having sex with him but going straight to rimming instead. The absolute control Kreese has over Johnny, who has placed him on such a high pedestal that he could do just about anything to that boy. And the mental image of Kreese's gnarled hand wrapped around Johnny's throat.

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#anon #this is so good omg #I literally let my phone fall out of my hands after reading this 😂👌👌 #dining answers #kreerence #kreese x johnny #kreese/johnny

[kentucky-fried-thea]

Hello! i was bored and i saw your post about the pride moth, so i drew it :D

this is the best thing that's ever happened to me thank you so much

x

#hyperventilating in this dennys tonight #this is so good omg #say hello to my new homescreen #moth's friembs #moth loves hoodies and broadway #ilysm this is the actual best

[haniemoon]

#stray kids #skz #this is so good omg #i wanna visit this circus hehe

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

#cosmo creates #edits #dungeon meshi #this one is a personal favorite rn! I’m proud of how it came out :) #also if you can’t read the song credits it’s keep up by karma carr #so good but the full song is like. 2 minutes. I need more than that #anyways. chucklefuck. yesh #volume warning #as well as fast visuals! should’ve noted that earlier #flashing #jic #omg I misread the lyrics. OH WELL

[nekophy]

AdamsApple? 👏

#im sure its proposed somewhere already but the shipname would be so good lmao #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #adam #angel dust cameo lol #THE FINALZ IS SO GOOD GUYS #my art #AdamsApple #hazbin hotel finale #Lucifer is babygirl omg he's my fave- #lucifer hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel

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#this is so good omg #Youtube

[ghostiiess]

ORANGE BLOOD IS SO GOOD OMG

#ghostiiess #ORANGE BLOOD #OMG #WOW #ITS SUCH A MASTERPIECE #enhypen never fails to make good songs #this is so good omg

[survivorsfm]

oh,  how  nice  is  to  see  you  here,  REX COSTA RIBEIRO !  with  how  things  are  these  days,  you’re  a  sight  for  sore  eyes.  do  not  forget  to  read  the  new  bulletin  at  the  information  panel,  and  above  all,  stay  safe.

WELCOME  TO  BOULDER !  paige,  please  follow  the  steps  indicated  in  our  checklist  and  submit  your  account  within  the  next  24  hours.   if  you  need  more  time,  don’t  hesitate  to  let  us  know !   henry zaga  is  now  taken .

(   henry zaga.  cis man.  he/him.   )   ⸺ 🐏   greetings, bighorns !   walking around campus, sporting his battered boston red sox cap we’ve spotted  REX COSTA RIBEIRO, a  twenty nine  year old who contributes to our thriving community as a  CARPENTER. according to our intel, he's been around the sanctuary for  three years  and what we know about him, aside from the fact that he  doesn’t  agree with the decision to close the gates, is that  he was two weeks away from making the boston red sox roster before life as the world knew it ended, is always up for covering your server shift if you don't want it, grew up with a doomsday prepper grandpa who was the pariah of their community. doesn’t that make him fantastic ?  we think it does, and that’s why we appreciate him so much, grateful for what he gives to our community.

⸺   written  by  paige  (  she/her . 26 . est . trigger added to the list.  )

#accepted. #appless rp #new rp #oc rp #tlou rp #the last of us rp #apocalypse rp #survival rp #mature rp #SCREECHING!!! #this is so good omg #welcome to endure lovely!!